I AM SO SORRY! My lateness is inexcusable, and I thoroughly apologize. WAHH! I'M SO SORRY! TT^TT

Chapter 10: Celebration

CN313: IT'S CHAPTER 10! LET'S PARTYYY!

Rogue: Well, you can't party.

CN313: But... Why not?

Rogue: Because you procrastinated. Now you have too much work to do.

CN313: Aww...

Rogue: Ya lazy bitch

CN313: … Today's reviews are from my second LORD AND MASTER -the first is Foamy- DEVIL'SEYEALCHEMIST13~~!

Rogue: Oh joy. Crazies.

CN313: ...I am so tempted to reveal Himei, but I won't, because I'm a good friend.

Rogue: And I appreciate that

Ed: Who's Himei?

CN313: You don't wanna know...

Rogue: Yeah you really don't

Ed: Okay then... 0_o

Winry- Have a cat

Winry: Uh... Thanks? Maybe this'll come in handy at some point, who knows?

Al- Get your body back and drink a gallon of milk

Al: *does dare

CN313: You're no fun!

Al: Why not? Because I do things when I'm asked?

CN313: Yeah!

Al: Fine then. *splashes second gallon of milk in CN's face

CN313: *gagging* DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?

Al: Am I fun now?

Rogue: Yes

CN313: ...Bitch

Ed- Spend all your money on tools and then burn them

Ed: Is this supposed to be some kind of Winry torture?

Winry: MY BABIES!

Ed: They aren't even yours!

Winry: SO YOU AVE SOME USE FOR TOOLS?

Ed: Well, I do now. *burns tools

CN313: Woah~! That fire looked sooo awesome!

Kimblee: It was a gift from God!

CN313: Actually, it was a gift from Satan.

Riza- Burn something down

Riza: *burns giant statue that says "Something"

Rogue: Oh wow

CN313: How... Literal.

Roy- Admit you like Riza.

Roy: Okay. I like Riza.

Riza: *shoots Roy's shoulder

Roy: YOU BIG FAT MEANIE!

Rogue/CN313: CHESS MOMENT!

Roy: What?

Rogue/CN313: Nothing.

Scar and Kimblee- Blow shit up with dynamite. No alchemy/alkahestry.

Kimblee: YEAH DYNAMITE!

Scar: I only destroy sins against God

CN313: Justin Bieber

Scar: Point taken

Homunculi- Do 10 hours of community service. This includes Father.

Homunculi/Father: Awww...

Military personnel- Try to destroy the world in 10 hours.

Fuery: So... While the homunculi try to clean the world, we're destroying it?

Falman: That's a twist of events.

Anyone else FMA I didn't mention- Eat my Mom's tuna casserole. I will give you a chance to torch a person of your choosing besides me and Chibi if you don't puke.

*After most fall down in pain and horror...

Breda: I DID IT!

CN313: Congrats. *hands torch* NOW GO BURN SOMEBODY!

Breda: Sweet. *burns L

CN313: NOO! MY SWEET L! WHY?

Breda: THAT'S FOR STEALING ALL OF THE FOOD I COULD HAVE BEEN GETTING!

CN313: Who new Breda could be so scary... *revives L

Death Note peeps- Well, uh... join the homunculi in community service.

(Everyone from Death Note): Aww...

CN313: Today is backwards dayy!

Rogue: Huh?

CN313: I put in the newest review from Devil'sEye first, and the oldest is going second.

Rogue: Ah. I see.

CN313: Oh yeah! I'm dragging Rogue and a few other people to a con in September! Rogue, let's show off our cosplays!

Rogue: But... It's not finished quite yet... And my hair...

CN313: It's okay, I'll help you.

*An hour and a half later...

Rogue: *walks out in Winry costume

CN313: *walks out in Konata costume

Rogue: I thought you were supposed to be Ed!

CN313: Do you know how hard it is to find cheap leather pants in exactly my size?

Rogue: Oh...

Al: I love your costumes guys!

Winry: Me too! Your clothes look exactly like mine...

Ed: ...*blushing* Isn't it... Revealing? Your Winry costume?

Winry: I wear that all the time!

Ed: Yeah, but... DAMMIT PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

Rogue: Why? Is my sexyness too much for you to handle, Half-Metal?

Ed: *blushing* Wh-wh-WHAT? *flips out

CN313: Nobody appreciates my Konata... And her hair was so hard to get right on the wig... *pouts

L: I like it. It looks very nice on you.

CN313: *blushing* Shut up... G-get back to your community service...

L: *shrugs, goes back

Well, look what the cat dragged in...

CN313: Huh?

A chainsaw battle, huh? You guys are lucky you didn't face the Devil in that one.

Ed: Quoting our host, huh?

Well, I am the Devil after all...

Roy: I'm guessing that's why you have a flaming sword with you.

This? No! I always carry this around. I can turn it into a flamethrower too. My name is Kaede Mustang, FYI. Onto dares of such random epicosity! I'm feeling vigourusly creative today.

Rogue: That's what she said

And apparently what you said too. You can thank me for teaching Chibi how to chuck a book at you.

Rogue: THAT WAS YOU?

CN313: In a way... Yes.

Rogue: YOU MOTHER FU-

Ed- Have some cheesecake.

Ed: Sure... *eats cheesecake* This is good! What's in it?

Milk. A whole lot of it.

Ed: *barfs*

Cleanup on aisle 2!

Al- Baka ai o neko no usagi!

Al: Huh?

CN313: STOP QUOTING ME, DAMMIT!

Al: Blame the Devil.

I said Idiot Lover of Cats and Bunnies!

Al: MEANIE! *starts crying and goes to emo corner*

I still don't get how a hollow suit of armor can cry...

Roy- You're an awesome guy.

Roy: Why thank you!

Make out with me!

Roy: Huh?

A. You people have to stop quoting Chibi unless you want her to go nuts

B. You're married to me in mine (which you all should read, Chibi does too), and recognized as an item with me in another. It's not that big a deal.

Roy: Oh, fine! *makes out with Kaede* And another thing, why do you have my last name?

Were you not paying attention? I'm going by names in mine.

Roy: Oh. You're good at kissing.

Arigatou!

Winry- What hammer is best to beat people up with? I need to know.

Winry: Well, I usually use a wrench, but I would say a medium-sized rubber mallet works best.

Greedling- How would you like to have world domination with me? That goes for both Greed and Ling.

Greedling: How do you do that!

I'm the Devil! Duh! That's a stupid question; you owe me fifty cents.

Greedling: What?

CN313: It's a rule in her fic. Stupid question plus easy answer equals fifty cents.

Greedling: Damn! *hands her fifty cents

CN313: You owe me too!

Greedling: What the hell for?

CN313: You asked a stupid question to me, and I answered it. TWICE. Now you owe me a dollar!

Rogue: I think I'll come to like this game *grins evilly

Greedling: *hands CN313 a dollar

Kimblee- The genius we all know and secretly love! Could not forget you! I'm going as a step in my plan to eliminate Al-Qaida (the people Bin Laden was with). Would you like to help me out? Fire and explosions are always a good combo.

Kimblee: I'd be honored. Also, I'm afraid of what would happen if I had said otherwise.

CN313: No you weren't, you don't fear anything!

Kimblee: Which just proves how terrifying she is

CN313: Fair enough.

Anyone who wants this cat has to fight for it!

Cat: *jumps on CN313's shoulders purring

Rogue: Guess not then...

CN313: Cats like me. You know, my whole inner-neko? The reason for the 'Neko' in my pen name?

Rogue: That's where that comes from?

CN313: *is suddenly surrounded by cats

Al: Kitties!

CN313: What'd I tell ya?

Rogue: Point taken...

Jana, sayonara Chibi-chan!

CN313: *waving like an idiot* BYE!

Rogue: See ya

CN313: Well, we actually have a new reviewer!

Rogue: Really? I'm surprised. Who?

CN313: Actually, it's four reviewers

Rogue: What?

CN313: Guess I'm more popular than you thought huh? Yup! I have 30 reviews and 10 chapters!

Rogue: Wow. I am sincerely impressed

CN313: As you should be. Our last dares today are from Eliza Ambro Lauren Gabby

All: Hello people.

CN313: Heyyy!

Gabby: We have various dares, and in a previous ff they read about L not liking meat, this is my question to you, do you?

L: Meat is fine... I prefer sweets though.

Eliza: You take too long, my dare! *evil grin*. Ed, I dare you to drink curdled milk, three gallons of it actually. Hehe...

*in the long run, Ed did the dare. I'm growing lazy and am too tired to type it up*

Ambro: Poor Ed, he gets picked on too much. my dare, simple really.

Light: I dare you to go up to every girl you meet at the mall and ask them to marry you for an entire day. Misa, you cannot object or else you'll be sent to the underworld. If you do not comply Light, you will met by uncle Freddy Crueger, the mass serial killer. all is written in the book of rules. *other girls stare in horror*

Lauren: I'd listen if i were you.

*and in this long run, Light ended up being arrested for having multiple wives. He ended up with 16 of them*

CN313: Well, that's all folks!

Rogue: But with less stuttering at the end

CN313: Now can we party?

Rogue: Fiiiiine... Yes, we can party

CN313: YAY!

Rogue: Can we bring Jack Sparrow?

CN313: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. And HELL YEAH!

Roy: *snaps giant book closed* And that, children, is the story of how to fanfiction writers ended up pass-out drunk on a Friday afternoon. See you next time when France invades your vital regions!

*quick A/N: Yes. I have seen Axis Powers now. I loved it. I fangirled over HRE and Chibitalia. Feel free to fangirl about it yourself.*