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"Elliot, what are you doing?" Olivia chuckled watching Elliot pick dough off of his hands. She started doing it for him.
Elliot smiled. "It was sticking to my fingers. I don't care how good pizza is. We are not baking my hands to a golden crisp."
Olivia laughed. "That's why I told you to but butter on your hands. The dough doesn't stick."
"Well, I didn't want my hands all slimy." Elliot started, but was cut off with Olivia lanthering his hands in butter. She smirked at him. "You sneak."
"Oh, I'm just good at getting you do to things my way." Olivia smiled and washed her hands. "See if you use soap, you're hands won't be all slimy."
"Maybe I don't want to use soap." Elliot pointed out. She gave him a questioning gaze. "I was kidding!"
Olivia smiled. "Whatever you say El. Whatever you say."
Elliot smiled and got an idea. "Have you ever done this before?" He asked gesturing to the dough.
"Yeah, it's been a while. Whenever we have pizza, we order out." Olivia smiled. "Why?"
"Come here." Elliot smiled. Olivia slowly went towards him. He put his arm around her and pulled her so she was in between him and the counter. He rubbed his hands with hers.
"Are you buttering me up Stabler?" Olivia asked playfully. She watched as Elliot stuck their fingers into the dough.
Elliot smirked and put his chin on her shoulder. "I don't think I have any need to butter you up."
"Is that right?" Olivia asked.
"Yep." Elliot smirked. He held up her hands. "You're all slimy like me now."
Olivia laughed. "It looks like it. I have a question for you."
"Well, what is it butterfingers?" Elliot asked smiling.
Olivia chuckled. "Do you ever... wonder about what would've happened... if you stayed that night?"
Elliot turned her around and looked into her eyes. "Actually, I do. I wonder what life would be like seeing you every weekend to pick up our daughter. I wonder what it would've been like to divorce Kathy all those years ago. I always wonder what it would've been like not to be your partner. I don't like thinking about that last one. We had so many good times, and I don't want to lose those."
Olivia smiled. "I don't either."
"Oh Dad!" All of the kids called from the living room. Olivia and Elliot chuckled.
"Is dinner almost done? You have six hungry kids out here." Kathleen asked.
"We're still making it." Elliot called back.
All of his kids growned. "You know, you guys could help." Olivia called out. They heard silence. "That's what I thought." Olivai smiled.
Elliot walked to the doorway of the living room and was shot by all six kids. The nerf darts bounced off of him. "Hey, what did I do?" Olivia laughed as Elliot was showered with another round of bullets. Elliot grabbed her and put her in front of him.
"No!" Olivia squealed as more bullets bounced off of her. "Elliot, take it like a man!"
Elliot gasped and pulled Olivia off of her feet and into his arms. "What did you just say?"
All the kids oohed and Olivia smirked. "I said take it like a man."
Elliot smirked. "You're getting it now." He walked back into the kitchen and out onto the back deck. Elliot walked up to the pool and looked down at Olivia.
She looked at it with wide eyes and gripped onto Elliot's neck tighter. "You wouldn't dare."
"Oh, but I would." Elliot smirked. He dropped his arms and expected Olivia to fall. She gripped his neck and wrapped her legs around his waist. "Jeez, when did you get so strong?"
"I've always been this strong. I've just never had to use it on you." Olivia mumbled into his chest.
Elliot wrapped his arms around her. "I like water." He said before jumping in with Olivia still wrapped around him. He stood up with Olivia still attached to him. "Are you scared of the water Liv?"
"N-n-no." Olivia chattered out. "It's fr-fr-fricken c-cold."
Elliot chuckled. "It's not that cold." Olivia shivered in his arms. "C'mon, let's go warm you up."
"How are we going to do that? I don't have any clothes now." Olivia gritted out. She sat on the deck and waited for Elliot to get out.
"You can borrow my clothes or one of the girls' outfits. I'm sure they'd be fine with it. I have a bunch of their clothes they don't wear anymore." Elliot said getting out of the pool. "Are you coming?"
"It's too cold!" Olivia whined. Elliot chuckled and lifted Olivia up. "If you put me in that pool again, you are a dead man."
"I'm not going to." Elliot chuckled.
After changing, Olivia came out to the dining room in a pair of Maureen's old pajama pants, a t-shirt of Kathleen's, and Elliot's sweatshirt. "Elliot, you couldn't find anything bigger than this shirt."
Elliot smirked. "Nope."
Olivia rolled her eyes. "I don't know if you saw my bra, but my breasts don't exactly have room in here. I look like I'm supposed to work at Hooters."
Elliot chuckled. "We can go if you want big tips. I'm sure everybody is going to be staring at you. All you need is jeans and you're ready."
Olivia's jaw dropped. "Just for saying that I should castrate you."
Elliot backed away covering his crotch. "I'm going to shut up. I need witnesses. GUYS DINNER IS ON!" Elliot yelled.
The kids walked in and sat down. Olivia smirked at him when he physically relaxed. "Hey Elliot, I was serious. I won't do it, but if you make a comment like that again I will."
"Yes Ma'am!" Elliot saluted. He sat down and looked at his kids. "You guys have no idea what almost happened."
Olivia laughed. "Not at the dinner table."
"You guys sound like a married couple." Six year old Eli said as he dug into his pizza. All of the kids chuckled. "Why don't you guys get married? It wouldn't change much." Arsa and Maureen snorted and were fighting the urge to burst out laughing. Dickie's face was red from laughing. Lizzie and Kathleen were wiping their eyes. "Are you guys going to have another baby?"
Arsa and Maureen burst out laughing and fell to the floor. They started crawling towards the other room but failed from lack of strength. Dickie covered his face and banged his fist on the table. Kathleen and Lizzie had their faces in their hands. Eli was eating calmly while Olivia and Elliot stared at him.
"Eli, Olivia and I are just friends." Elliot tried to explain.
"Oh whatever!" Eli said. He took a drink of his water and handed his plate to Olivia. "Can I have more pizza please?" Olivia was speechless. She took the plate, put a slice of pizza on it, and handed it back to Eli. "Thank you, Liv."
Olivia looked up at Elliot. He stared back at her. "I'm blaming you and this shirt." Olivia said.
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