AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! They changed houses against their own will… and Hermione is not a vampire. Never. XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I was really scared about Vlodemort Vlodemort? Okay. The list of different names for people shall commence now. all day.

I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. That doesn't surprise me at all. What do you sing about? Rainbow shitting ponies?

I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. Oh Merlin's Beard. My ears might ooze blood.

People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. That is one fucked up mixture. I was right about ears oozing blood..

The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. What in Godric's name, did you do to Ronald Weasely?) and Hargrid. Hagrid, you are not a pedo, she only wants you to be.

Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. They didn't come because for once, Ron and Draco agreed on something.

I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists His parents will hear about this. (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s No. There are more ways, according to various authors. Walk to the light, Tara, it will turn you into ashes… I mean… save you. (there's no way I'm writing that) You just wrote it. or a steak and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. If that's the same movie I'm thinking about, then I didn't think it was THAT depressing. .

I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs Because we totally like your boobage and shit. and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. They… no… why… fuck it. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. I still think it, and you still are.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. I bust into laughter every time you spell a word wrong.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. . I hate when people ask me if I'm okay when I'm crying.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. Wait for it… And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. No, you want to fuck him, and if he's dead, you can't do it. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.

Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Draco, what the hell are you doing hiding behind walls?

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yes, just a tad.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Draco crying. He doesn't cry that much… and when he does, it's definitely not because YOU are crying.

Then he ran out crying. You just told us he was crying. So do you need to remind us two seconds later? We practiced for one more hour. Draco runs out crying, and you heartlessly practice more. Bitch. GO AFTER YOUR MAN.

Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! What did you do to him this time? His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. I like to think he has one, thanks to your music.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. Wisely crying. I want to know how that's possible. . (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Ah, plot twist.