DUDE I'M FREAKING OUT! Apparently certain people can take my fic down TT^TT. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE TAKEN DOWN! What the hell I really am kinda scared….Anyways enjoy this chapter~…TT^TT Bwah….I hope they don't find me….BTW my Oc's are Naples and Barcelona~ both guys that like each other. If anyone wants write a review as then you can~ They will be brought in this fic a lot so yeah…..they are both idiots…-_-
England: Dammit you bloody wanker! How dare you kidnap me?
Author-Sama: I-I'm sorry England but I wanted you to come and…..
England: -sighs- if you wanted me to come then you could have just asked. You are also not very good when it comes to kidnapping….
Author-Sama: I see TT^TT. The others will be coming in soon so I might as well get some announcements done. Sicily will be coming in the next chapter and America will be there after that one. I think I'll let Iggy stay for those chapters too. But that will be the last of guests. Si entiendo ustedes?
England: Honestly I'm actually quite flattered by that…
Author-Sama: ^_^ Right I'll be going now.
Romano: DAMMIT! You could have told me before they came!
Spain: But Roma~ they are our brothers…
Romano: BUT THE BASTARDS WERE WAYYY TOO LOUD IN MY HOUSE. Ew now I have to wash the bed sheets….
Spain: Oh…my…
France: Iggy you're here!~ -glomps England-
England: UNHAND ME YOU UNREFINED FROG!
Germany: Guten Tag England…-_-
Prussia: 'Sup drinking buddy!
England: -_-
France: Ohonhon little Sicily is back~
hello! im in a better mood now! and im sorry for throwing seafood...bwa~ -pouts-
roma~: ok! im a girl~ but i dont want to spend time with hungary and belgium anymore...they ask scary questions -shivers-
spain: lets have a kitty party! oh... and everyone says your a pedo...whats that?~
france: since your sad, im going to ask you some questions~ why do you grow your hair out like that? -tilts head- i dont even like long hair, mines short like fratellos~ doesnt it get in the way and bother you?
germany: im sorry for saying embarrassing things about you...-smiles- forgive me? OH! and you like dogs right?...why?
prussia: -frowns- im sorry for being mean. i hope you and canada are happy together. but we still need to hang out and be awesome together! -smiles- i love you~~
england: hi!...i dont know if you've ever seen or even heard of me before, but~ whats a flying mint bunny? is it a type of food? -shrugs-
romano: so...since i fully accept that i am indeed female, you will be coming over now right~? pweez? -makes cute pouty face-
everyone: what is your least favorite food and why?
well. im going to go now~~ fratello~ now you you can come over and have bonding time!~ yaaay~
with love~~sicily
Romano: I guess I can see why Hungary is weird..-_- But Belgium is p-pretty cool I-I guess…D-Dammit –blush- what did they ask you?
Spain: Si Senorita!~ A kitty party will be very cute! Eh? I'm not a pedo…Why would anyone think that?….
England: The only time you actually visited me was when America was a kid…
France: Ohonhonhon~ you stared visiting more often when Canada came…
Prussia: Kesesese Yeah! Same thing here when West was a kid!
Romano: You asked Veneziano and me to marry you when were kids…
Spain: But I…
France: Sorry Mon Ami but it's really clear that you are a pedophile. I grow out my hair because it makes me look beautiful! It doesn't bother me. It's defiantly more stylish than a certain Englishman's hair~
England: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my hair?
France: Ohonhon of course not!
England: Damn you Cheesy Monkey!
Then France and England proceed to beat each other up.
Spain: Uh Prussia maybe you should say something to make them stop…
Prussia: No thanks! I'm way to awesome for something like that! KESESESESESE~
Prussia starts to act obnoxious while there is a pissed German and an even more pissed Italian there…
Germany: -twitches-….-twitches- ….-twitches- EVERYONE SHUT UP! WE ARE HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM FANS NOT TO FIGHT OR ACT OBNOXIOUS! YOU DUMMKOPFS!
France&England: Ah Germany!
Romano: For once I agree with the stupid Potato Fucker! If you don't shut up I will cut of your tongues and feed then to animals!
And everyone's quite…
Germany: -sigh- Thank you Romano. Sicily, I forgive for saying embarrassing things…I like dogs because they are loyal, strong, and they work hard.
Prussia: Heyy kinda like you!
Romano: You just called him a dog dumbass.
Prussia: …Sorry West…..
Germany: -_-
Prussia: Canada and I are totally gonna be happy! We should hang out and have an awesome time!
France: Be gentle with Canada!
England: Yeah or you'll hear from us.
Prussia: Sheesh ok, ok. You sound like parents.
England: Flying Mint Bunny is a flying bunny that is a mint color. He is a magical creature! I don't belive I have had the honor to meet you yet.
France: It's just one of England's imaginary friends.
England: SHUT UP BLOODY GIT!
Romano: Uh –blush- I guess I'll come over….
England: If I'm not mistaking, Lady Author said that Sicily will be coming tomorrow?
Author-Sama: Lady Author?
England: Well "Author-Sama" roughly translates into Lady Author….
Author-Sama: Meh I guess. So CeCe! You will be coming in the next chapter anlong with Iggy again. I'm pretty sure I can handle seven of you. If you still wanna request stuff,you can come as my Oc's Barcelona and Naples. ^_^ I talked about them in the beginning…So yeah~Oh you can tell me if you want anything in particular for Sicily's personality!
Prussia: Now the awesome me can meet the cute Sicily! My least favorite food would be…anything thing from Russia and England! Why cause its unawesome!
England: Hey!
Romano: I hate potatoes! I think it's pretty obvious why….
Germany: Um besides England's food there isn't something I really dislike…
France: Ohonhon~ I hate England's scones of course!~
England: Damn you, you stupid land lubber! I hate all French Cuisine!
France: Well at least I can cook!
England: WHY YOU!
Spain: Hmm I don't like England's food either. But then again beside England, who does? Let's go on now, si?
hey its me again im the one who requsted italy oh um im now going to go by kaitlyn cause that me name
romono:i am soooooooooo sory for macking u cry i really love u me sooooo sorry -snifle- plz plz plz orgives me or ikll stop eating :(
spain:sorry i was really pisssed at romno cause i watched the mostash episode before me left review me sorry do u hate me cause i american
france:i love u but i think i like the fruck pairing beters
prussia:me awsome like u cause u me hero he he
germany:i dont really read any gerita fanics but i luv the pairing um...i do read ruk fanics and russiaxamerica and spades is soooo awsome
wrigter lady:u r such a great wrighter u r awsome and ur from that state -sorry me think me going spell it wrong-im rom alabama do u believe we r hics?if u do i dont really care just wondering
bye
Romano: -blush- Uh…Its ok I guess dammit…
Spain: It's ok Senorita~ I understand! I won't hat you because you American. That would be very mean.
France: FrUk? Ohonhon~ That's me and Iggy, no? –rape face-
England: France you foppish twit! What the hell is with you?
France: Ohonhonhon~
Prussia: I am fucking awesome! Haha I'm glad you think of me as a hero….
Germany: -blush- I-I see. GerIta…that's me with Italy right?
Author-Sama: Hi there Kaitlyn! Thanks for your complement! It means a lot. Yeah I'm in Virginia…Naw I don't you guys are hics…Meh I caught a cold~ TT^TT….GANBARE AUTHOR-SAMA TTwTT.
ITS ME AGAIN!~
ROMANO!: -glomp hugs- u would be cute in a wedding dressssssss
spain: tell iggy how u feel about ur armada
prussia: act like canada -3-
romano: -holds out tomato that will make him act like italy- ^^ im sorry about last time
germany: ...will u wear a dress?
france: guess who i have -opens door to reveil belarus- your welcome ^^
romano: hug?
romano: kiss spain like u mean it!
romano: are u happy u will have a kid with spain?
romano: how do u think u will feel when u find out ur preggy ^^
prussia: do the chicken dance!
spain: hmmmmm well um make out with romano sexily -3-...in bed
iggy: -happy voice- welcome to -creepy voice- hell- happy voice- i mean the show ^^
iggy: ask america to marry u! now!
iggy: DRESS AS BRITANNIA ANGEL!
iggy: how do u feel about the revolution
france: DYE UR HAIR NEON PINK!
germany: wear ur hair down its sexy
iggy: go to america tie him up and bring him here for next chapter *u*
Romano: I won't look cute in a fucking wedding dress!
Spain: Well England, I was very depressed when you beat my armada. But Romano~ Ms. Hungary and Author-Sama worked hard on making it! I saw it was beautiful~
Prussia: You looked good in a maid outfit, a wedding dress can't be any different. How do I act like Canada?
Romano: You act quite and unannoying! NOT like a fucking pervert! –blush- Oh I have had it with your presents! Except for the France voodoo doll….-takes the tomato and throws it at you so now you start acting like Italy~…hehe..evil-
Germany: Romano, again with the throwing? –Freezes at the question- ...
Prussia: Oh! Romano. I still didn't tell you when West and I wore dresses!
Germany: -Sweden face- BRUDER!
Prussia: Maybe next time….
France: AHHH! NOOO! She Devil! I'm going to hell for sure! TT^TT –hides behind Romano- SAVE ME ROMANO!
Belarus: I'M GOING TO KIIIILLLL YOU! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!
Romano: D-D-Dammit! W-Why should I?
France: Because! You are the one who gave me her number!
Belarus: MOVE YOUR ASS ROMANO!
Romano moves and France screams
England: Hold on Belarus. I don't think your brother will really appreciate you killing one his allies.
Belarus: You think so?
England: …Yes I do…
Belarus: FINE! You lucky France! –Leaves-
France: Iggy! You saved me!
England: S-Shut up Frog! D-Don't get the wrong idea or anything, b-but I only saved you because we are allies and we are in a contract. –blush- I-I did it for myself so I don't seem like a liar!
France: -smiles-
England: Wipe that look of your face, its disgusting!
Romano: I will not give you a hug or kiss Spain.
Spain: Come on Romano! Give Boss a kiss~
Romano: NO! –blushes hard-
Spain: -cups Romano's face-
Romano: W-W-What the hell, Bastard?
Spain: -leans in- *whispers* you should listen you Boss Romano. –kisses lips-
Romano: O/O
Spain: -let's go and kisses his head-
Romano: -touches his lips- Uhh…I guess have a kid isn't that bad…..WHAT THE FUCK I'M GETTING PEGNANT! ( a/n Dx not a m-preg fan)
Prussia: Chicken Dance? Uh ok? –Proceeds to do the dance of ze chicken-
Spain: Oh~ -picks up Romano bridal style- To the bed we go Romano~
Romano: Let me go Bastard! FUCK YOU!
Spain: Si~ As you wish!
Romano: -covers mouth- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MENT! LET ME GO BASTARD!
England: Right…It doesn't seem like hell so far. Huh? Marry America? I couldn't do that! Too me he like a son….A very annoying son. –Dresses like the Britannia Angle- Umm the Revolution? -goes in a depressing emo corner- Oh FUCK that war! TT^TT
France: Great! Now he'll never cheer up! EHHH? Why would I dye my beautiful Golden locks?
Prussia: -evil face-
Germany: -unslicks hair- Is this better?
Author-Sama: America will be in the chapter after the next one because Sicily is coming. Hehe don't worry Iggy will be there too. Don't get me wrong I LOVE UsUk but since France is one of the main characters I'm gonna go with FrUk…DON'T KILL ME.
Romano comes back all jacked up…
Romano: Dammit….-sits next to England-
Spain skips in happily ….lolwut?
Hey boys!
Romano: You should try potatoes some time. They're really good!
France: L-let me feel your hair? . u .
Spain: What do churros taste like? I've never had one, but I've heard they're super delicious!
Germany: HUG MEEEEEE
Prussia: You remember the person that said she had a friend that thought you were so sexy and wanted to study you so bad? That's ME! You're so awesome Prussia~! Could I get a little tiny kiss? Pleeeeease? 3
Romano: I will not try the god damn potatoes!
Germany: Romano, aren't potatoes used in some Italian dishes?
Romano:…..Well yeah, but we make 'em better dammit!
France: Ok you can feel it.
Spain: Si Senorita! Churros are very good! They taste sweet and are the best dipped in chocolate! (a.n lol I ate a churro a really long time ago and didn't like it XD)
Germany: Um ok. –awkwardly hugs you-
Prussia: Oh yeah I remember you! I freaking awesome and I shall give you a kiss! –kisses your cheek- Kesesesese~
England: Let's get on with the next one, shall we?
Bonjour Misour Francis! :D -sigh- The night life is wonderful,no? My friends Cassie and Maria are quite nice to me. I think it would be nice if we could go out and have a drink or 2. I don't see why your friends call you perverted. The way I see it you're a lover not a fighter. I'm quite sorry this was so short but I have to start getting ready I'm going out club dancing tonight. Ar revoir!
~Franceine
France: Ohonhonhon~ Bonjour Madame Franceine! Oui the night life is wonderful and very Romantic!~ You are right, I'm a lover! I hope you fun dancing. It was very nice to meet you! Au revoir!
Spain: Wow she really like you Amigo!
France: Ohonhon~ She did! Hey look this one is for you.
Ciao! :D Maria has told me a bit about you guys but I'm going to be cut short on time because I'm going club dancing with Maria and Franceine so I need to start getting ready soon. I hope I'll get to meet Spain soon. Oh My! I'm going to be late! Ciao!
~Cassie
( Ok assuming this is Fem!Spain)
Spain: You can come visit me any time Senorita! It's a coincidence France, Prussia, and I are going clubbing too! Maybe we will see each other~
Prussia: Keseses~ Maria is back!
Yo! HAHAHA PRUSSIA YOU'RE ON! YOU'LL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME! I'M THE AWESOME MARIA HAHAHAHAHA! VIVA LA AWESOME!xD Germany you know it's funny! Bye! I heading out with the other two parts of the Bad Bitch Trio to go dancing!
Prussia: Kesesese~ Don't get cocky! The awesome Gilbert can totally BEAT YOU! Like Spain said The Bad Touch Trio is going clubbing too! We just might have an awesome battle there.
Germany: Calm down Bruder. You are talking about beating up a girl…..
Prussia: Can't you have any fun? Oh look someone else who is deprived of FUN!
Nien Maria I don't want to go dancing with you and your friends. Anyways...If you guys really want to know what I was on Hallow's Eve the year before last...-face turns bright red-...-faceplam-...Ugh! I was completely drunk but...I was a Playboy Bunny the complete costume...Dx! I blame Maria! But I got her back by scaring her with rubber snakes and spiders! oh well it's late and I need to stay on some kind of internal schedule. bye!
~Louissa
Germany: -_-….I can say the same thing happened to me with the dress….I still haven't got back at Prussia though. He was pestering me about going clubbing with them but I said no. It seems that the dummkopf doesn't understand.
England: It seems the next one is for me!
Hello I heard that the UK Rep. was going to be here so I was going to see if he had any black magic tips I keep getting stuck on some of the pronunciation of a few words. Oh Bugger! Bloody 'Ell! My scones burned...something always happens weather it's setting the kitchen on fire to burning them to point of ash it will happen to me. -.-''' what bad luck I have. Anyways I need to head off my flying bunny friend and Silvermist are pulling at my pigtails.
~Brooklyn
England: Its pronunciation then all you need to do is practice more. My scones burn all the time too it a terrible disaster! No matter I will master them one day! Flying Mint Bunny always comes to cheer me up! He's been here the whole time!
Flying Mint Bunny: England you're my best friend!
England: Oh how sweet!
Romano: Damn delusional bastard….I didn't get anything…..
Ok~ Hola! I'm Miss Roxi~ I'm not a country but whatever~ Here are my questions/requests
Spain:Y U SO SMEXY? You are my fav! TE AMO SPAIN :D In your human name would it be Antonio Carriedo, or Antonio Fernandez? Also But when did you fall in love with Romano? When he was a kid or after he grew up?
Romano: Did you fall for Spain after you left for independance or before? ANd I dare you and Spain too eat a Tomato like the dogs in Lady and the Trap do with Pasta!~ ALSO I DARE YOU TO SMACK SPAIN'S ASS.
England: Shut up. Do the world a favor AND JUST FUCK FRANCE .
France: I love you! I'm mostly French and German (and a bit Spanish too~) and for a long time you were my fav~ but Spain beat you with that sexy ass of his.
France & England: Are America and Canada your kids? I've always wondered how that all worked
Prussia: I LUV U! Js. So you and Mattie are tieing the knot? I BET LIZZY'S JELLY. I KNOW she loves you, but you belong with Matt~ So HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE :D
Germany: Wear your hair, so its not slicked back. Also pwn everone with that what she said jokes for the rest of the Chappie~
That's all for now
ADIOS~
P.S TE AMO MUCHO SPAIN AND LOVI! CAN I COME TO THE WEDDING?
Spain: You have some very good questions, Senorita! Thanks for letting me be your favorite. As for my human it doesn't really matter. I prefer Antonio Carriedo but like I said it doesn't matter. I have always loved Romano, but I guess grew up I started to fall in love with him…-blush-
Romano: I do not "love" the Spanish Bastard! –blush- I DON'T! Uh..*whispers* Ok maybe just a little…But only a little. So little you can't see it dammit! How do they eat pasta in the Lady and the Tramp? FUCK NO! I will not smack Spain's ass.
Spain: -holds a tomato between himself and Romano- Romano take a bite!
Romano: Uh ok.
Heheh and they slowly eat the tomato until their lips meet~
Romano: -blushes and lets go- What the fuck?
Spain: -smiles-
England: -turns bright red- I will not take part in such a vulgar act!
France: Ohonhonhon~ You know you want to!
England: HELL NO FROG!
France: Spain beat moi? Sometimes I don't understand you fans. America and Canada were kind of like our kids.
England: France is right….America was definitely much cuter when he was younger. Canada hasn't change as much.
Prussia: Mattie and I are gonna be the awesomest couple ever! Kesese~ Lizzy is probably fangirling over all the yaoi…I wouldn't be surprised to see her the wedding!~
Germany: Uh my hair already not slicked back….hm I'll try out the "That's what she said" joke
FUNNY STORY: This guy and his friends came up to me and said "Go fuck yourself" and the I said, "That's what she said" his friends started laughing at him. XD
Spain: Si Senorita! You can come to the wedding! It'll be so much fun!
Ok I'm sorry but this has to be told to you guys xD you guys do know that xDDDD there's a place called Fucking,Austria right? xD but I'm not sure if it still exists...and one more thing Prussia ask Canada about this xDDD I've heard that there's a place called Dildo,Canada XDDDDDDD Oh! and Prussia I'm ready to kick your ass where you are!:)
~Maria
Prussia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU SERIOUS? That is the awesomest thing I've ever heard! I'll totally ask Mattie and make fun of Austria for this!
Spain: Really? That's interesting! –Holds back laughter-
France: Ohonhonhonhon~ Kinky Countries!
Romano: -bursts out laughing-
Germany and England are not amused….
Author-Sama: XD! Lol Dildo are islands in Canada and Fucking is pronounced Fooking (rhymes with cooking) So don't start making fun of Austrians, ok children?
england:i love u freakin sexy whore oh sorry emo me makeout with france
france:if he doesnt force him
romono:-pat pat-i love u much
spain:i happy for the wedding
prussia:u r so my hero here is a lollypop flvor:awsome
germany:...
ok hey guys this is my bro hollow or holloween time sorry if he a perv cant be helped
everyone:ok who thinks poland gay
germany:u work way way way to hard
prussia:um..i would toatllly fuck u if u werent with canada
romono:...-grope-
spain:sorry had to do it
wrighter;do u believe in vampires cause im one
England: How dare you! I'm not a whore! I will not makeout with a frog!
France: But if you kiss a frog, it will turn into a prince!~
England: HELL N-cut off by France kiss-
France: -smirks in kiss-
England: -blushes….but kisses back-
Romano: -blinks- Déjà vu…-shakes head and blushes- Uh..grazie for the compliment I guess…
Spain: Gracias Senorita! I'm so happy too!
Prussia: Thanks! OH lollipop! (a.n you just reminded me that I had a chupa chups lollipop -_- Imma eat it now!)
Germany: -sigh- I seem to get that a lot…
Everyone raises their hand to say that Poland's gay….
France: He's in to Lithuania.
England: He owns a pony.
Romano: He fucking cross dresses…
Germany: I don't think I work to hard.
Prussia: Yes you do. Candyland your brother is kinda weird…..but it's still pretty awesome!
Romano: AYE~ -blushes- What the hell was that for?
Spain: Eh? Senorito don't do it again…
Author-Sama: OMG ITS ROMANIA! He's totally a Vampire~
oh i forgot iggy sorry
iggy:fucking marry france were the bad touch ncan get maried together
England: NO! I will not marry that sorry excuse for a nation!
France: Iggy that hurt….
England: Suck it up Frog!
France: No England….that really did hurt…
Spain: Oh he's serious amigo..
England: Uh…France, old chap I was kidding! Uhh…
France: I even confessed my love….
Prussia: Mattie was there too!
England: F-France I didn't mean to hurt you….Well I did but I didn't think you were actually gonna get hurt…
Romano: Déjà vu…
France: No, no I understand!
Germany: That's what she said…
Everyone glares at Germany….Yes Spain too…
Spain: England you made France sad.
England: …..
Prussia: Not awesome dude…
England: …..-blush- F-F-F-Fr-Fra-FROG!
Smooth England…
France: Oui?
England: I-I-I-I uhh..W-w-Ummm –turns red-
Spain: What are you trying to say?
Prussia: I don't get it…
France: Me either
England: …..
Romano: OH MY FUCKING GOSH DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HE IS TRYING TO SAY? Damn you guys should be renamed the "The Fucking Stupid Trio" Its OBIVIOUS that the Brow Bastard is trying to apologize and he returns the Wine Bastard's feelings…I would never understand why… –turns to England- You are starting to piss me off! I have been watching too many Soap Operas with Italy…..TELL HIM ALREADY YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD –pants-
And how would Romano know that?
Everyone is kinda surprised…
England: France….-blushes- Will you –gulp- marry….me?
France:…-rape face- Ohonhonhon~ I knew guilt would do the trick!
Germany: Wait! Was this some charade the Bad Touch Trio was in?
Prussia: Ja! Kesesesese~ France just could've asked Iggy and "force" him to say yes, but we decided that England should be the one to ask!
Germany: When did you plan this?
Spain: Before the show!~
Germany: How did you know someone was gonna ask?
Prussia: –shrugs- Expected that much…what we didn't expect was Romano to blow up like that…
Spain: Si! I didn't know you watch soap operas!
Romano: -Twitch-
France: The answers is oui!~ I will marry you!
England: -blush- FUCK THAT! How dare you make a fool of the United Bloody Kingdom! I will most defiantly NOT marry you Frog!
France: -rape face- Figured as much~ Time to force you in to marrying me!~
Romano: OH! Not before I fucking murder you three!
Spain: Romano what are yo—AHHHHHHHHHH!
Prussia: AHHHH HE CRUSHED ME! HE CRUSHED MY VITAL REGIONS!
Germany: That's what she said…XD
France: MON DIEU HELP ME!
Germany&England: -sweat drop-
England: Let's move on, shall we?
Germany: Agreed….
I'm here again!~
Romano, England! Did you know you two are paired up together? Haha ok so my question is, who would top and you would on the bottom!
Umi-Chan~
England: I'm paired up with Romano?
Romano: What the fuck?...I'd be on top!
England: Uh hold it there. I used to be a pirate!
Romano: Well I used to be in the Mafia!
Spain: But Romano is Boss's henchman! He can't top anyone.
Romano: Shut up! I so can!
France: England can't top anything, he's bad at it.
England: And how would you know Frog?
Prussia: I say that they would be arguing too much to get anything done! ;)
England and Romano: -blush-
Germany: I have to agree with Bruder on that…
Author-Sama: GRRRRRR! This is the question that drives me nuts! _ I can never figure it out! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK!
oh yeah me here...again
wrighter:plz plz plz plz plz plz plz put the hero on the show he my 2nd fav russia my 1 and italys my 3 oh and iggy u my4th for other words people ill sleep with in order tell bellarus
england :sit in france lap for the rest of the show and if im the last review at home
-kaitlyn
Author-Sama: Heheheh I'll explain all of that at the end in a little segment called Author-Sama and Japan.
England: I will not sit on the Frog's la-
France: -sweeps England and sits him on his lap-
England: Unhand me foppish twit!
France: No.
Mexico here again with some more questions...
Spain: Philippines wasn't happy with the results you gave us on the sexy contest between you and Turkey, she said you can go to hell and take Lovi with you, and I threw a few chili peppers for that comment for Lovino's Honor (not your since I know you can talk to her later) anyways here's my question have you read the story 'Bottoms up' on ? (if not I recommended it since it talks about Lovi trying to top you...)
France: You wouldn't by any chance have Netherlands number, I wanna ask him out on a date? Also tell
Prussia: Thanks for making me the maid of Honor, now can you please tel me who's the best man? (it better not be France!)
Romano: (gives him Pizza) So any thoughts on the Bachlorette Party? (if not can I organize it?)
Germany: When are you popping up the question to Italy? Most us GerIta girls want to see Italy in a dress, and you in a sexy suit, and your hair down... ok I just have to say your the complete package of Germany sexiness.
England: Oi there bushy brow, I found some very interesting pictures at America's house when I was raiding his fridge the other day, care to explain? Also I love you in Pirate days it just makes me pro UKUS, are you also aware that many fangirlos try to pair you up with your brother Scotland (I am guilty as charge in that pairing) Also dare you to tlak like a pirate for the rest of the fic...
*Gives you all chocolate bars that mysteriously fall from the sky*
Spain: Tell Philippines I'm sorry! Don't be to hard on her either…Hmm "Bottoms Up" –burst out laughing- Silly Mexico! The henchman can never top Boss! ^_^ But I'll read it anyways.
France: Ohonhonhon~ Isn't weird how we just had a conversation about that? I don't have Holland's number I'm sorry…-Looks at Romano-
Romano: What?
France: If you have Belarus's number you gotta have Holland…
Romano: …..Here….-gives you a fake number…-
Prussia: Kesesesese~ you're welcome! My best man is gonna be….West!
Germany: I-I am?
Prussia: Yup you're my Bruder!
Germany: -smiles- Danke. I might ask Italy after Bruder get's married….You let the Bad Touch Trio do it together…
Romano: Like hell you are! Even if you do, you better get him a nice-
Spain: RINGS! We forgot rings!
Prussia: Aww Dammit we did!
France: -facepalm- How do we forget that?
England: Huh? Just what kind of pictures did you find? People pair me up with S-Scotland?..(a.n I'm guilty of that too…) –shivers- That would be terrible! He's so mean to me…Speak like a pirate? Arrg.
Spain & Romano:Since the two of you didn't get to talk to me last time, I figure give the two of you 12 tomatoes each. _Hands them each 12 tomatoes._
Germany:The only things of mine that is actally tidy would be my colletion of books, of school bag, and my school locker. And some times my hair when I can get ot from randomly curling around my glasses.
France:I'll also agree that France is a beautful language and the least hard to learn for me out of the three language I've tried to learn.
Spain and Romano: Tomatoes~
Germany: -sigh- I must go over there and help you tidy up. A tidy home is a happy home.
France: Oui I can help you with French if you want!~
Prussia: I too awesome to get a question! Sorry to blind you with my awesomeness.
England: Shut up ye land lubber!
Prussia: O_o What the hell?
England: 'tis how I natter.
Prussia: What?
England: Ye'll understand…
iggy:mary france !plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz if u dint i blow up all u imangiary freind
England: No! Nah me scallywags! Besides I be gettin' married anyway.
France: That's great that you admit we're getting married but I have no idea about what the hell you're talking about…
England: Ye don't needs t', Frog!
Spain: Right let's move on, si?
Hola!
It's me! Texas! You know, the state that used to be a country but is now a state? A.k.a. Alfred's glasses? I got a few questions but it'll only take a second!
Spain: why did you forget about me and let mi hermano México take over me like that? You bastard!
Romano: because of you méxico bitches all the time about how Spain loves you more and blah blah blah! It pisses me of! So please, for all of my tomato crops, convince España to visit him.
Prussia: jajajaja! Looks like you're not the only one to survive after being destroyed! WHO IS AWESOME NOW?
France: amigo! It's been forever you pervert! You haven't visited when you sent soldiers to explore! You need to visit some time!
Now for the real question.
Everyone: why did you sign up for this if you don't like it?
See you guys later!
Adios, Tejas
Spain: I'm sorry, Texas! Can I make you some churros to make it up to you?
Romano: It's not my fault he's a jealous Bastard!
Spain: Aye~ don't worry! I'll visit!
Prussia: I'm still awesome!
France: Texas! How about the Bad Touch Trio visits you tonight after we go clubbing!
Spain: Yeah! Let's do that!
Prussia: I'm in!
England: It seems that be all fer today. I be headin' galleon.
Romano: What the fuck are you saying?
England: I be goin' t' England.
Germany: You're going home?
England: Aye. So bye I'll see ye tomorrow.
Germany: Bye.
BTT: We're going to Texas!
…..
Germany: I guess it just you and me, Romano.
Romano: Si….
THE END….OF THIS CHAPTER.
Author-Sama and Japan
Author-Sama: And Save! YES I FINALLY FINISHED!
Japan: Hana-Chan I have an announcement!
Author-Sama: Ok!
Japan: In this section of the story, put down all the questions/reviews for you here so you don't interrupt the interview.
Author-Sama: That's a good idea! Nice work Japan!
Japan: I'm you're elder, treat me with respect. Now apologize about the late update, talk about new updates, apologize for OOC, and write the disclaimer.
Author-Sama: TT^TT Gomen Nasai, Honda-San. Sorry for the late update. I had to go to a birthday party and I got stuck with weekend homework. Updating on weekdays is kinda slow too. I was also researching pirate speak….This is chapter 10 right? This is the schedule for the next couple chapters.
11: England and Sicily are coming
12: England and America are coming
13: Denmark and Norway are coming
14: Bad Touch Trio Wedding
And 15 will be back to normal.
Understand, me hearties? Sorry for OOC and I don't own Hetalia. Was that good Jap- Honda-San?
Japan: Hai. Make sure to leave reviews for England-San and Sicily-chan.
Author-Sama: I was gonna say that! Anyways I was pretty tired while doing this so if I forgot a question or review tell me, ok?
Japan and Author-Sama: See you next time!