That pun doesn't even make sense… Hm? Oh! Oh right… The thing.

Um… Explinin Sextical Concept in this chatpar, m9! I think… I think that's how it goes… I just smoked like… 14,000 weeds… and I think my heart has officially stopped beating…

That was my attempt at comedy, everyone. Thanks for cumming!

BaDa-Ba-BaDa-Ba! Wonk!

Have I killed the mood yet? Sweet! Here's your story!

Marco's eyes were wide open. See it? Up close? What? He thought they trying to get away from the fact that they saw each other's privates.

Marco pointed downwards, trying to confirm the 'it' she was referring to.

Star silently nodded.

'What are you doing?! She's literally asking for it! Go! Go!' Marco's mind shouted. "Y-you want to see me?"

Star nodded.

"Down there?"

Star nodded.

"W-why?" He asked. As if didn't know why.

Star began to nervously play with her hair. "Mmmmm… Marco… Don't make me say it…" She said, her face, gradually turning that familiar shade of pink. "I thought you said curiosity was natural."

Maybe he was overcome by her nervous charm, maybe he was too horny to care. Either way, Marco didn't see too much of a problem with it. She was just gonna look… Yeah, why not? "A-alright, I guess so… I mean, if you're really sure about this…"

Star nodded slowly, avoiding eye contact.

Marco began to unfasten his trousers before Star grabbed his wrist.

"No… Not here." She said softly. Still holding his hand, Star led him over to the couch and sat him down.

"N-now?" He asked, trying to hide his shameful excitement.

Star nervously rubbed the side of her arm. "Uh… C-Could… ya know… I do it... maybe?" Ugh! This was so awkward!

"Uh, sure." He said calmly, trying his best to seem casual.

Star got down on her knees, spread Marco's thighs, and scooted up between his legs. As she slowly unzipped the boy's pants, Star caught the faint scent of her friend's earlier efforts. It was an odd, indescribable, alien aroma. But for some reason, it was extremely alluring. Star couldn't help but lean downward to get a better smell. It made her shiver. With that one whiff, all her doubts and insecurities disappeared. She was ready. She wanted this.

Star withdrew her wand from her satchel, and used it to turn on the lights, keeping it at its dimmest setting. Juuust enough to comfortably see what she was doing. Star quickly undid his button and slipped his jeans clean off, his newly freed cock, springing to attention. Stars eyes went wide. Seeing a cock through a cracked doorway and seeing it up close was way different! The skin surrounding his dick was dark, a few shades darker than the rest of his skin. His foreskin was slightly slid back, exposing a good 40% of Marco's raw, glistening dickhead.

The scent was so much stronger now. It turned her on so much. She could already feel a damp spot forming around her pussy. Star scooted even closer to his crotch, greedily breathing in his sexy musk. Marco was as turned on as he was uncomfortable. He could feel her breath on his most private area. With every passing moment, he could feel his arousal gaining more and more ground against his better judgment, on the battlefield that was his mind. H-He wanted more!

"C-can I touch it?" She nervously asked.

'Jackpot!' His rational thinking had been completely consumed by teenage lust.

Marco spastically nodded his head.

Star hesitantly laid a single finger on the right side of the exposed head. It was extremely warm to the touch, smooth and slimy. Star then slid it across his urethra to the other side of his dick. Marco jolted, inhaling sharply through his clenched teeth. Star immediately pulled her hand away from it, cupping her hands over her mouth, gasping from his painful expression.

"Oh my gosh! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry! A-are you okay? I- I didn't know that would hurt and…"

"It… It's alright, Star." He said with an exhale. "You didn't hurt me. I'm just… very very sensitive, down there."

Star dropped her hands and gave a sigh of relief. "So… that's why yours has that hood?"

Marco nodded.

"And that hood is not as sensitive?"

Marco nodded again.

"Interesting." She said, stroking her chin with a smile on her face.

Marco couldn't help but smile. She went back to her old self, fast. "So… are we done here?" He said, sitting up straight.

"Nooot quite." She said with a smirk, gently wrapping her fingers around his shaft. She began to rub her thumb up and down across his hooded glands.

"W-wa-wait. S-S-St-Star? What are you… what are you doing?" He managed to stutter out, in his panicked state.

"What's it look like, silly?" She said. "You did me a favor, it's only fair that I do one for you. And I mean, I did interrupt your session…"

Woah. Where was all this confidence coming from? Just a few minutes ago, she was pink as a peach, and about as loud as one too.

"Why? Do you want me to stop?" She teased.

Son of a gun! She had him right where she wanted him! There was no way he was going to be able to pullout, mid-handjob! Marco shook his head, admitting defeat.

"Alright then." She said, moving her hand slowly up and down his shaft, just like she saw Marco do. The scent. The scent! It was driving her wild. It took all of her willpower just to keep her from reaching down and giving herself some attention, as well.

Marco's breath was heavy. He looked down at her, trying to fathom the situation he was in. Star looked up, locking eyes with him. Her eyes sparkled in the dim light of the room. Having to look into her bestie's eyes as she beat him off, made her blush a bit. Marco's cheeks instantly turned beet red. The innocence on her face, coupled with her extremely lustful actions, was more than a little arousing to him.

Without breaking her gaze, Star began to double her efforts. Increasing her speed and length of each stroke.

Marco grunted, trying to hold back his moans. He threw his head back and clenched his eyes shut.

"So, am I doing alright, Marco?"

Marco was beyond the point of speech. "Mm-hm!" he grunted out, nodding his head.

His eyes were closed! Now was her chance! She couldn't hold herself back any longer. Without letting up on her strokes, Star lifted her dress up, and stuffed her left hand into her panties. She began to tease her slippery entrance, using two fingers to slowly circle her begging pussy. When it came to sexual teasing, she really was quite the masochist. "Mmmmmmph" she moaned softly, biting her bottom lip. Marco's eyes were still closed, but his friend's sexy noises didn't help him hold back his own. She slowly began to quicken her efforts on Marco, as she lightly slid her fingers up and down her moistening slit, practically begging herself for more pressure!

"Uhh!… A-ah!" Marco finally let out, he could definitely feel a bit of pressure building in his crotch.

"A-Ah!" Star began to cry out, as well. Finally giving in, and plunging her two fingers, deep into her snatch. Aw yeah! That's the spot! She ran her fingers along the slick, squishy walls of her sex, moaning in pure ecstasy! The faster she flexed her fingers, the faster she jacked him off.

"S-Star!" He grunted.

She had watched enough porn to know what that grunt meant. He was getting close. Fortunately, so was she. Star's eyes were clenched shut, as her efforts doubled on the both of them. Turning the room into an orchestra of moans and cries. Star used her thumb to mercilessly assault her clit, and used her tongue to mercilessly assault Marco's head, jacking him off as hard as she could. His taste was even better than his scent! "Ah ah ah ah AH! AH! AH!" She cried, still giving him a tongue bath. Her cries only got louder and louder. And in a matter of seconds, both of them came hard together.

"A-AAA-AA-AAAAAH!" They screamed in unison, ecstasy overwhelming their bodies and minds.

Star's snatch exploded with a familiar rush of fluids running into the fabric of her panties, before flinching, as she felt several warm, wet strands, shoot onto her face. Star's eyes shot open, as she fell onto her back. She was breathing heavily and drooling out the side of her mouth.

Bringing a finger to her cheek, and scooping up a bit of the goo. She brought the finger up to her face and examined it, rubbing it between her fingers. Riiight! This must be 'semen' she read about. Star saw girls swallow this stuff all the time, online. And guys really seem to like it when they do… Star shrugged, before sticking the gooey finger into her mouth and cleaning it with her tongue. Star smacked her lips together, trying to decipher the taste. It wasn't gross, but it didn't taste like his cock did… It was surprisingly bland. It was fairly salty and a teeny bit metallic. Not something she's drink on her own time, but would happily swallow, if Marco wanted her to.

Star looked up at her friend, Marco was splayed out on the couch, his head back, his body completely limp, and his mouth wide open and drooling. Star couldn't help but laugh at her friend's exhaustion. Star took a few minutes to catch her own breath, bringing her left hand up to her face, to lick her own cum off her fingers. Oh, how she loved to taste her pussy. It was such a turn on! When Star finished her meal, she sat up, using her sleeve to wipe the rest of his cum off her face.

"Aw, shoot!" She realized "I forgot to say 'Here cums dat boi!'"

Marco didn't move, merely grunting in annoyance at the forced meme.

Star smiled, throwing up jazz hands. "O shit waddup?!"

The End

JK, M8, You just got PRANKED! Naw man, we 'aint done yet. Jimmie's got much more planned!

Wait, hold on… would cum count as a 'solution'? Cause then the title pun would work…