Alright, since Scarlet Daydreamer asked that I put the translations at the bottom again, I will do so.

I would also like to thank RomaniaBites! I love your reviews dear~! I wish I could thank you through private messaging but... Eh. *Huggles*

I would like to say, before we begin, that I DO like PruMano, but I also see Gil as an older brother/father figure for Lovi. It's actually kinda cute to see Gil care about Lovi like that.
So expect so see some... "Brotherly" PruMano.

AAAANNNNDDDD... Maybe if you guys submit questions to Lovi and Toni (maybe Gil, Mattie, Feli, Francy, Al, Artie, and Luddy too), I'll make the next chapter a Q/A special~! Or the one after that. Depending on how many people ask questions...
I think it's a good idea! I was reading a fic that had a Q/A special and it was cool...
So yeah.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN HETALIA KTHXBAI.

OH AND OMG. Guys. Go look for SpamanoVlog on YouTube! Their videos are love~. The Valentine's Day one made me squeal~!

Anyways... Enjoy~!

xXx

Waking up the next few hours after that was fucking terrible. It wasn't morning, it was a minute before 12pm, and in the attempt to see the clock to get that information, my backside hurt like a God damn bitch. I decided to just lay down and not move, maybe even go back to sleep. But nooo... Antonio had to wake up as soon as I closed my eyes.

"Mmm... Lovi," he said, causing me to open my eyes again and glare at him.

"What?" I grunted, turning my head to look at him better.

"Are you okay, mi amor?" he whispered, gently stroking my cheek with his hand. "I didn't hurt you too bad, did I?"

"N-not really," I grumbled, sighing and letting my eyes close while leaning into Antonio's touch.

"How about I get you something to eat?" he asked me, and I could hear the smile in his voice. "Then maybe when you're feeling better we can go get Feli."

"Whatever," I yawned. I kinda forgot about Feli. What if I was limping? Fuck, he's gonna ask questions then I'll get busted. Merda...

"Okay. Wait here and I'll bring it to you," Antonio told me, happily jumping out of bed and fixing his pants. Which was actually kind of awkward watching.

A little bit later, Antonio came in with a big plate of pasta and a side of tomatoes. He set it down in front of me, diving back into my bed and propping his head up with his hand.

"Tell me if you like it~," he purred, scooting closer to me and laying his head on my stomach.

"It would probably help if I was able to sit up," I snarled, watching Antonio's face brighten in realization.

"Si, si~! Lo siento," he laughed, moving the plate of food to the nightstand beside the bed and helped me sit up straight. He returned to his laying-down-head-propped-up position and watched me eat the food I took from the nightstand.

"I-it's not bad," I mumbled, taking another bite of the pasta, watching Antonio's smile widen. "Better than the hospital's."

I resumed eating until the plate was empty (what, you expect me to eat the plate, fork, and spoon too? Pfft, that's the creepy Russian kid's job), setting it on the nightstand again and laying back on the pillows Antonio propped up for me. Speaking of the devil, he lay his head back down on my stomach and smiled brightly, stroking my hand.

Wait.

"W-where are... My clothes, bastard?" I asked, not as angry as I wanted to sound.

"Mmm. I'm washing them right now. The bed sheets too," he purred, shifting so that his head was resting on my chest.

"And I didn't wake up because...?"

"You were so tired, you didn't want to wake up at all!" Antonio laughed, putting my hand over his heart.

"Do you think you can go get some clothes for me?"

"Will you be able to dress yourself?"

"I-!"

"THE AWESOME ME IS HERE!"

"Merda! Antonio, damn it go!" I shoved him off of me and towards my dresser, in which he picked out some jeans, a shirt, some other stuff, and tossed them to me. He decided to hold up the albino in my house, leaving me to dress without hurting myself.

Success.

Well, except for putting on pants and the undergarments. That kinda hurt. But whatever. I finished getting dressed in time for the albino to burst in the room with Antonio following after him. Gilbert decided to do a front flip and land on his feet on my bed.

"Why the fuck are you here?" I hissed, sending my best glare to the German standing on my bed.

"I went to go visit West, and I noticed you weren't there! So, being the awesome me, I asked where you were, and Feli said you and Toni went home! So, here I am!" he announced, flopping down into a sitting position. During the process, sharp pains went through my back, and I tried to ignore it the best I could, but couldn't help but cringe a little.

"G-Gil, be careful," Antonio whispered. Gilbert gave a knowing smirk, looking straight at me.

"W-what?" I demanded, not liking the look the damn albino was giving me.

"Alright Gil. Time to go," Antonio suddenly said, trying to drag the albino off of the bed.

"But I just got here! C'mon, Toni, I wanna stay with my awesome buds! Er, well. Awesome bud."

"Fuck you!"

"What happened to Mat... Matt? M... Micah?"

"Mattie? Oh, he went to visit some relatives in another state. The American jerk didn't go, cuz he hates them and he was too injured to go anyways."

"Are you hooked up with him yet?"

"Kesese, ja! He actually asked me, right before I was gonna ask him! So awesome, huh?"

"Pedophile."

"How...?"

"You're 18, right? He's... What, 15 maybe?"

"He's 18 too!"

"Fuck this shit!" I huffed, trying to sink back into the pillows. Nope, no pillowcases, no sheets or comforters. I'm kinda surprised the blanket is still here. I listened to them talking about how the fuck-face was on a date, so Gil was all alone and wanted to spend some well earned time with us. And albino actually did say he wanted to spend time with me too. Creepy.

"Hey, I have work today!" Antonio suddenly said, snapping his fingers and looking at the wall behind Gilbert. "Gil, can you watch Lovi for me? Don't touch him or... Er, well, nevermind. If you go anywhere leave a note~!" he called out the doorway, leaving me home alone with the albino.

Home.

Alone.

With Gilbert.

Even though this albino was apart of the Bad Touch Trio, he already has Matthew and I have... Antonio... So he'd most likely know better than to touch me like Francis did. I mean, he was actually kinda nice about a week or so ago after the park incident.

W-well, he'd have to have that "nice" instinct! I mean, he's the potato bastard's older brother. I'm Feli's older brother, and I just happen to have that kind of instinct. It's a rare instinct for me, but...

Well. He does kinda have a thing for me. I told Alfred myself!

"Uh, so..." Gilbert started, looking around my bedroom. He started drumming on his boots, trying to avoid eye contact with me.

"I'm going to sleep," I said bluntly, knowing that if I tried anything could happen. But still, Gilbert hasn't tried to touch me in any way, so I guess... I guess I could (gulp) trust him.

"Okay. Do you, uh, need anything?" he stumbled over his words, as if he was feeling nervous.

"No," I sighed, slowly twisting my body around to lay the pillows back down.

"Well, let me know, I guess," he told me, sliding off of the bed and making his way around to the nighstand to grab the plate perched next to the alarm clock. He quietly made his way out of my room, and I could hear him snort when the door creaked.

What a weirdo.

xXx

"Hey, hey, get up," I heard Gilbert say from somewhere in my mind. At first I thought it was apart of my dream (pfft nightmare), but as I continued to be shaken by cold hands, I realized that the damn albino was trying to wake me up (no, really?).

"Hoffledorf," I grunted, letting my eyes open to meet the albino's (creepy) red ones. "What?"

"Uh you... You were crying so..."

Oh fuck.

"Huh?" I asked, attempting to sit up, but failing from how Gilbert was hanging on to my shoulders.

"Well, I didn't know what to do so I thought I should wake you up..." he explained, scratching the back of his neck. He was sitting on the edge of the bed, and if I wanted I could kick him right off. The alarm clock read a quarter after 5 so... Time to do something productive.

I got off of the bed with very little trouble, and I could feel the albino's stare on my back. I stumbled over to the door, opened it, walked through the hall, and flopped on the couch. I turned on the TV and flipped through the channels, eventually settling on just reading a book Feliciano had bought me for Christmas laying under the coffee table. Gilbert came out of my room and moved my feet over so he could sit down, but I just let them come back up to rest in the albino's lap.

...

"Toni's shift is so long," he said, most likely to himself, running a hand through his hair. He sighed and pulled out his phone, little beeping noises coming from the device. He then put it away and started playing with my toes.

"Stop, creeper."

"Unnngh. I'm bored. I'm too awesome to be bored!" he complained, but did as he was told and quit picking at my toes. "Has Toni told you about my birds yet?"

"Nope."

"Ah, well!" he sat up straighter and turned towards me, put the bookmark that was in the back into the page I was reading, took the book and the glasses I had put on away from me and setting them on the coffee table, smirking when all I did was sigh. "I have... Uh, quite a few little canaries at my house. I'm pretty sure you haven't seen them, since they're in my room, cuz West doesn't want the dogs to get all psycho after a few months of training them. So since I don't know which one is which, they're all yellow and fat, no differences at all, I just call them all Gilbird. Awesome, huh?"

"...Gilbird...?" I asked, trying to imagine canaries, but all I saw was an albino crow.

"Yep! I'll have to bring one over one day or something. There's only one that flies on my shoulder or head whenever I enter the room. He's the only one I let out of the house, because he's never ever left my side," Gilbert triumphantly smirked. I raised an eyebrow. Yup. I could see this guy talking to a yellow, fat canary sitting on his shoulder.

"That's... Interesting," I sighed, sinking down into the sofa so more of my calves were on the albino's legs.

"How hard did Toni fuck you?" he asked with disbelief showing on his face.

"What do you mean?" I asked, letting my eyes shut.

"That. You're... Not cussing anymore, you're actually letting a limb touch me, you're not spewing insults... I think he fucked you way too hard. You probably lost some brain cells."

"Shut up! I'm tired. You fucking woke me up you damn creeper, I was sleeping just fine!" I snapped, jumping off of the couch and storming into my room, flopping down onto my bed. All of the actions actually hurt my backside. It's better, but it still hurts. I heard the albino sigh, but then chuckle from the living room. I heard him get up and walk through the hall to my bedroom.

"Alright then, kiddo. Toni's comin' home soon, and I said we were about to go get Feli so he's gonna meet us at the hospital," he said softly, patting me on the shoulder. "Let's go."

I sat up slowly, glared at him, but complied and followed him out of the house and into his car. He sighed deeply, driving down the road to his house, telling me to stay in the car, running inside and coming out with a fat canary sitting on his head. I'm surprised the albino doesn't have a dent in his head.

"Hey, Gilbird! This is Lovino, Toni's friend. Be nice to him, okay?" he said to the bird, who chirped. Gilbert took this as an affirmative and smirked his usual albino-ey smirk, pulling out of the driveway and driving to the hospital.

"Hey, guess what?"

"Hm?"

"I'm awesome."

As if on cue, the radio started blaring some rap song, something about the guy being awesome and driving in his mom's ride.

Fuck my life.

xXx

Ugh it was kinda rushed at the end.

Well, IDK if you've heard it, but there's a song called I'm Awesome by Spose, which is what I'm currently listening to. Over. And. Over.

I first heard the song on a Prussia cosplay CMV. Hur hur.

So uh...

Translations~!

Mi Amor - My Love (Spanish)

Merda - Shit (Italian)

Si - Yes (Spanish and Italian)

Lo Siento - I'm Sorry (Spanish)

Ja! - Yes! (German)

So send in your questions! I'll be working on the next chapter while I'm waiting for them so I can post a chapter immediately after the Q/A chap. Just to make it fair.

Sayonara!

~XxGaaraRoxMySoxxX~

P.S. I'm awesome!