Demonatra; An InuKag Story
" Kagome, Kagome, wake up!" I turned on the bed and hid my face in the pillow just as the blankets disappeared. " Get your lazy ass up!" Inuyasha mumbled. Gawd, it must have been two in the morning.
" What?" I moaned.
" Kagome, don't you want to see what the kids got you?" Inuyasha asked. It was Christmas eve, and the kids had kept up until midnight waiting for Santa before we finally got them back into bed.
" UGH, can't it wait until tomorrow?"
" Can't is a four letter word."
" No it's not, it's got that little line thingamabob in it to."
" That's not a letter, though, that's a symbol."
" Whats that mean, anyways?" I asked groggily. I was so tired, why couldn't I just sleep?
" Symbol?"
" The 'can't is a four letter word' thing." I lifted my heavy lids to look at the almost giddy Hanue laying beside me trying to wake me up. " Whats it mean?"
" I don't know, but it's fun to say." His hand moved to tuck a stray strand of my hair behind my ear.
" One of your many volgar habits." I mumbled with a yawn. Inuyasha smiled at me.
" whats that mean?" he grinned.
" What does what mean?" I locked my fingers and brought them above my head in a stretch that had my toes curling in pleasure.
" Volgar." his hands wrapped around my waist and he pulled my tighter to him.
" Annoying. . . bad maybe. You should know by now that i'm less than stupid without at least an hour of sleep." I ran a hand through my sleep-knotted hair.
" Are you implying that i'm annoying?"
" No more then you were implying that I didn't know how to do my job the first time we met."
" I wasn't implying that. I was just checking to see if That's what I should have been implying."
" Ah, and what did you decide?"
" That you are a beautiful, and perfect independent woman with a temper that could kill any demon if they got on you're bad side."
" Ah, and you've only known me for six months. How, prey tell, do you know so much?"
" you're easy to read."
" Or, you're should be a profyaler." I muttered under my breath.
" Kag, Cherie, if anyone should be a profyaler, it should be you." He stressed.
" Wow, exaggerate much?"
" You know it."
" You are so senile."
" No, you're the one who could tell me exactly who did what and why in any CSI, show we watch."
" EW, I hate that show."
" I know." he chuckled. " But you love Criminal Minds."
" I also love Supernatural and Charmed. You gonna` tell me I should base my occupation on that to?" I raised my eyebrow at him. " No, you're not senile, your egocentric."
" Whats that supposed to mean?" he clucked.
" It means not only are you volgar, but your also egocentric." I winked at him before pecking him on the lips and whispering, " and the greatest dad in the world," Peck, " and the greatest boss I've ever had," Peck, Peck, " and a heckuva good kisser." peck. But before he could deepen the kiss I moved away from him and stood up. It was three fifty eight. Wow, and i'm already up?
" Hey, where you going-" Inuyasha was interrupted by a large crash in the living room. " What the hell?" He muttered.
I did the first thing my mind said- went to go get the kids. Rin, Souta, and Kohaku were huddling in a corner in Kohaku's room when I found them.
" Come on, hurry up." I motioned them to follow me.I picked Rin up and ushered Souta and Kohaku in front of me all the way to mine and Inuyasha's room. I ushered them into the small opening above our bed and into the attic.
" spiwars!" Rin told me as she looked around. Her little voice shook as I moved to sit with them in the corner behind an old book shelf filled to the brink with books of demons.
" Look, it's not so bad." I told them. " Just think of the itsy bitsy spider song." Kohaku looked from me to them and I knew he understood. " Kohaku, why don't you sing it with them, huh? It'll be fun. Like playing hide and seek. You know how to do that, right guys?" they nodded. " OK, i'm going to go to my cell phone, I want you to stay up here and play the best game of hide and seek ever, OK?" they nodded. I kissed each of them on the head and Rin started crying. " I'll be right back, Rin. Souta, Kohaku?" I looked at him. " I'll be right back," I mumbled as I crawled over to the doorway. I peeked through a little hole to make sure no one was there before I dropped down and shut it tight behind me. I pulled a INU DEMONS FOR EVER blanket over it so that it was hidden.
I grabbed my cell phone and dialed 911. after the lady answered on the other line I hung up. That's the fastest way to get them there. I'd know from experience.
I opened the door to my bedroom just a crack and listened. There was some angry talking and crashing and howling. I shut the door and bolted to the sound of the voices. I ducked around a corner and hid behind the island in the kitchen. I could just make out what they were saying.
" You stay away from her!" That was Inuyasha's angry voice.
" WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU BARELY KNOW HER!" Kouga?
" Both of you Shut Up!" Naraku? I'm so confused.
I pulled open the silverware drawer and grabbed the best knife I could see. Then I did the bravest thing I could think of. I stood up and walked into the living room with a scowl on my face.
" DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?" I yelled. Everybody froze. Except my favorite Hanue, who just smirked. " IT'S THREE OCLOCK IN THE GOSH DAMN MORNING! NOW WHY THE HECK ARE YOU WAKING UP THIS ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD AT THREE OCLOCK, HUH? YOU DO KNOW TOMOROWS CHRISTMAS, RIGHT? WELL YOU MIGHT AS WELL WRITE I HATE SANTA CLAUSE ON YOUR forehead BECAUSE YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR THE ENTIRE HOUSE!" I could have gone a little less anti-social, but hey, if it works, it works.
" Kouga," I ground out, " What in gods name are you doing here?" I glared at him. " I thought I made it very clear that I never wanted to see you step foot in this house again?"
" Yeah, well I thought about it, and I finally figured out why you said that." He grinned at me.
" Oh really?" I raised my eyebrow, " And why is that?"
" Because! I see it now!" he walked up to me and, much to my disgust, wrapped his arms around me in a familiar and revolting hug, " He brainwashed you." that did it, I flipped.
" WHAT THE HELL KINDUV EXCUSE IS THAT?" I roared. Inuyasha's ears flattened to his skull and Naraku and Kouga covered their ears, " GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW, YOU BAKA! INUYASHA DID NOT BRAINWASH ME! I HATED YOU FROM THE SECOND YOU CALLED ME YOU'RE WOMAN AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF POOR HOJO, may he rest in peace, JUST FOR ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE, A DATE, BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY WHANTED TO GO ON, AND ACCEPTED ONLY AFTER I BROKE UP WITH YOU," I continued to rant occasionally throwing something his way. Naraku eventually tired of all the yelling and left, " YOU ARE SUCH A JERK! AND I TOLD YOU THAT TO, BUT DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME, NO! YOU NEVER DO, NEVER DID, EITHER! I HATED YOU THEN, AND I HATE YOU NOW! YOU KILLED MY FATHER, EVEN, JUST TO KEEP ME YOURS! WHAT KINDUV SICK THINKING WAS THAT, ANYWAY? HE WAS MY FATHER! SO FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, JUST LISTEN TO ME AND GET! THE! HECK! OUT! OF! MY! LIFE!" I finished with a slap and walked over to Inuyasha, who, in return, wrapped an arm around my shoulder and pulled my face into his chest for comfort.
" I just couldn't believe you'd actually marry this idiot willingly, let alone have three kids with him. . ."
" Kids. . . OH MY GOD, I FORGOT THE KIDS!" I bolted up the stairs and away from the scene playing out bellow. I tugged the blanket off the ceiling and pulled myself up. I heard their singing, and Kohaku saying everything would be OK. " Kohaku, Souta, Rin!" I held my arms out and the crying kids Ran strait into me for a group hug.
" We huwd welling!" Rin cried.
" We thought you got hurt!" Souta cried.
" Are you and Daddy OK?" Kohaku cried.
" We're fine. Everybody's fine. Just a misunderstanding, That's all. Oh, I love you guys!" I hugged them tighter as I realized how traumatized they must be. " Come on, you can sleep with Daddy and me tonight." I grinned at them, " And tomorrow you can open all your presents!" They grinned teary eyed at that and followed me to the little trapped door I used to come in. I dropped myself down and then helped them down. I shut the attic door and we sat on the big bed together.
" Mommy?" Kohaku looked at me. " I love you, mommy." he told me as he kissed my cheek.
" I do to, Mommy!" Souta said as he to kissed my cheek.
" Me two!" said Rin as she kissed my eyelid, missing my cheek.
" Aw, you guys, I love you all to." I told them, not sure what to say about the mommy thing.
Inuyasha came in a few minouts later and sat on the bed with us. He put an arm around my shoulder and pulled me to cuddle against him, while Rin got the other arm and Souta and Kohaku got our laps. We leaned against the headboard.
" Is he gone?" I asked Inuyasha.
" Yeah. He was just standing there for a long time after you freaked out on him. . . but he left when the cops came. Nice one, by the way." He winked at me.
Kohaku Yawned and stirred on my lap. The kids were already asleep.
" They called me 'mommy', Inuyasha ." I told him looking down at the child on my lap.
" i'm not surprised. I told you that they liked you. You're probably a better mother to them than Kikyou herself." He kissed my forehead. " Now lets make the kids a bed?" I nodded and carefully moved Kohaku so that I could bring out the blow up mattress for the kids. After we were all in bed, me in Inuyasha's arms, the kids on the mattress, I thought of something to ask Inuyasha.
" So. . . . We're married with three kids, huh?" I asked looking everywhere but him.
" Uh, to Kouga, yeah. I couldn't think of anything to say that night, so I just told him that they were yours. I mean, they do look like you, and they call you Mom."
" Uh-huh. And what of the married part?" I asked blushing.
" Uh, well, we're, uh, living together, and, uh. . . if the kids are yours. . . . um. . . . so, yeah."
" OK, let me just say there were a whole lotta` ' Um's ' and ' Uh's ' in that sentence. So, let me see if I can clear that up, huh? You say that you told Kouga that I was you're wife because we have three kids together and because we live together?" I asked. It was logical, but it still peeved me off.
" Um, well, that and, uh, well. . ."
" Come on, Doggie boy, you can do it." I giggled when he buried his face in my neck.
" 'S
SHE'SMYEX." he took a deep breath and I giggled even more.
" I have no clue what you just said." I lied. I knew exactly what he said, but I don't want to make it easy for him.
" Because I want you to be my 'smyex."
" You know, I believe that one word alone is ten times bigger than . And That's a big word." I giggled again when he chuckled into my neck.
" Fine, I said that because I want you to be my wife instead of Kikyou, even though she is, in all eyes, in my past."
" So, what does this mean?" I asked, blushing.
" I don't know." he said honestly.
" Inuyasha?"
" Yes, Kagome?" his face left my neck long enough to try to get a good look over my shoulder and towards my face, when it didn't work, he went back to sniffing my neck.
" Would it be very awkward if I said that. . . I might be. . . falling for a Hanue with kids and a crazy ex wife?" I ducked my head a little embarrassed at how I sounded.
" Kagome?"
" Yeah?"
" What would you say. . . if I said that I might be falling for a depressed teenage girl with a nutcase for a sister and an insanely happy mother?"
" really, Inuyasha? My mother is not that insanely happy. And I wouldn't say i'm depressed. . ."
" Kagome?"
" Yes, Inu?"
" You didn't answer my question."
" You didn't mine either."
" OK, I'd jump up and down ecstatic."
" really?"
" Yeah."
" Well then, I'd probably give you a hug and never let go."
" Well, in that case, I love you, Kagome."
" I love you to Inuyasha. . ." I turned in his arms and Kissed him.
He kissed me back for a minout before pulling back. " What did you mean when you said that Kouga killed your father to keep you his? Were you being serious?"
" Yeah. He killed my father. Took him away from us forever." I remarked with a frown at the memories.
" Will you tell me?" He asked, moving a stray hair from my face.
" Yeah," I sighed.
(A/N) This chapter was brought to you by Two and a Half Men, and , and produced by ARTANIMELOVER. :) Take care, y'all.
Did You Know: That I really couldn't stand writing this chapter, but as I did, I fell in love with it more and more?
Did You Know: That this story is over two years old, and I'm just NOW revising it?
Did You Know: That Kagome and Inuyasha were supposed to hit it off from the very begining of the story? (Like that isn't terribly obvious. Sorry for my own stupidity. :)