I never really realized how much I missed this story, but I missed it a lot. Time for the next celebrity appearance! And you can guess that it's not going to be pretty. Maybe I'll even have the two past celebrities come back...you'll just have to read to find out.

Jade and Cat were on their way home from the carnival, basking in the joy from the rides, games, and food. Not to mention their pot buzz and acid trip.

"You sleeping over again?" Cat asked Jade, hoping the answer was yes.

"Yeah, I can. I just have to run home and get some clothes," Jade answered back, giving Cat's hand a squeeze.

Cat squealed so loud, Jade was sure people would think she had kidnapped a dolphin. But most people just looked in the car, saw a head of red hair, and seemed to instantly know it was Cat.

"Jaaaaaaaaade?" Cat asked, her voice sickeningly sweet.

Jade knew how manipulative Cat could be. With the whole getting Tori to become a zombie mess, Jade knew she had to be careful with Cat.

"Um...yeah?" Jade asked, nervous at what Cat was going to ask.

"Can we go to Burger King?" Cat asked, bouncing in her seat as she said Burger King.

Jade was surprised that was what Cat wanted. She was expecting something more along the lines of the pet store, or the ice cream shop, or hell, even Trina's house to get some more pot. Not Burger King.

Jade sighed loudly, before giving in. "Fine. But you owe me!"

"Oh, yay!" Cat shouted enthusiastically, causing Jade to swerve the car a little, making Cat scream.

"Geez, Cat! Trying to get us killed?" Jade snapped at her, after she regained control of her car.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cat yelled, offended. Jade groaned before shaking her head and focusing on driving.

Cat started to hum random notes, then turned on the radio. Britney Spears' song, 3, was soon blaring throughout Jade's car. Now, Jade can't stand any form of Britney, so she sped up the car and pulled into Burger King as fast as she could.

After she had parked the car, she grabbed Cat's hand and yanked her out. Cat fluffed her hair, before smiling at Jade and pulling her in the restaurant.

"JADE! CAT! COME OVER HERE!" they heard a voice yell at them. They whirled around to see Tori and Andre, sitting at a table. Cat let out yet another squeal as she dragged Jade over to the...somewhat happy couple. Andre was rubbing his ear, muttering about overreacting and pain, while Tori was smirking at him.

"Hi, guys! Have you eaten yet?" Cat asked as her and Jade sat down at the opposite end of the table.

"Nah, we've been thinking about what we want to order," Tori told them. "But I think we're ready now. Andre, go order them some food, while I run to the bathroom."

"Sure, sure. Just...go pee," Andre grumbled to her, obviously not happy. He got up and went to order the food. Just as he was bringing the food back, the doors burst open, and three girls wearing masks burst in, holding bananas as if they were guns.

"FREEZE!" the bleach blonde one yelled at everyone. The only other people in the restaurant was an old couple, so they dove under they're table, mumbling something about the crazy people in Hollywood.

The black-haired one stepped forward, and pointed at Cat and Jade. "You girls. Come with us," she told them. The other two nodded and started walking out, expecting Cat and Jade to follow. Once they noticed neither Cat or Jade were moving, the dirty blonde walked back over to them. She motioned for the black-haired girl to come over as well. The dirty blonde grabbed Cat while the black-haired girl grabbed Jade. They held their bananas to Cat and Jade's heads as they slowly pulled the girls out the door.

"Hey, guys. I'm back," Tori announced as she walked out of the bathroom. She saw the empty table, the oblivious Andre, and Cat and Jade being taken out the door by two masked girls with bananas. So Tori did what any sane person would do. She slowly backed into the bathroom once more.

Jade rolled her eyes at Tori before looking at Cat. "Looks like she's going to help us," Jade muttered to Cat.

"She is? YAY!" Cat yelled, causing the two kidnappers to exchange looks with each other. Jade slowly shook her head before allowing the girls to lead her outside.

The kidnappers were trying to force the girls into the limo they had parked outside, but Jade and Cat were fighting their hardest. And while they may be smaller than other girls, they really pack a punch. Finally, the bleach blonde spoke up.

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" she yelled after Cat had given her a swift punch to the gut. "If we show you who we are, will you STOP HITTING US?"

"Maybe..." Jade answered, arms crossed. The kidnappers exchanged glances, then took off their masks. Jade and Cat's jaws dropped as they took in the kidnappers. The bleach blonde was Lady Gaga, the dirty blonde was Ke$ha, and the black-haired girl was Katy Perry! Cat looked like she was about to pass out, but luckily, she didn't. Mostly because Jade was gripping her shoulder.

They were too busy trying to keep their balance, that they didn't notice Lady Gaga go behind them with a coconut. She slammed it down on their heads, knocking them unconscious.

Ke$ha and Katy grabbed them and threw them in the limo, before speeding away to an unknown destination.

Wanna know the destination? THEN YOU GOTTA LEAVE ME SOME SWEET REVIEWS! :D