AN: Hey guys! Long time no see! I actually wanted to have this chapter up last Monday, but then I got sick and then school decided to make my life even more difficult. Anyway, almost better now, so I decided you guys deserved an update :). HUGE Thank you to I'm awesome and y'all know it, Kisses Under The Apple Tree and SparkleXRiverX for reviewing! Hope you enjoy this chapter!

a/n: ok guyz, i no u hav all binwaden 4 mi updats butt i waz on tour wif FALLOUTBOYY Keep on dreaming, sweetheart becuz dey red mi story nd invited me 2 come wif them *Bangs head into keyboard* nd it wa relly kool!111 Blimey, how stupid can this girl get? YAH B JELOOZ! OK MCR AND FLLOUTBOYS ROCK! 666!

CHAPTER 10

"So kan u plez tell me for why u decided 2 grace me with ur presenze." said Carli smiling. I believe you asked her I noticed how sexah he looked wif his violet contacts in. Why would he wear violet contacts? I bet you decided only you and Eddy were "cool" enough to have topaz eyes… He loked like an older, hotter vision of Edward and Pete Wints. 1) You misspelled it. FAIL! On the other hand, I don't know why I'm surprised… 2) Last time I checked, Carlisle was BLONDE, Pete Wentz has got black hair and doesn't look like Carlisle At. All. He was werring blak eyelinear that was gong down his face from da last time he cryed. He can't cry. And if my eyeliner did that, I'd have washed it off my face and put new eyeliner on. It seems to me all those so called vampires are just lazy.

"Ur son has taken advantege of me to many times." When did he do that? I growled staring at him all gothik. Soddenly my vision when blak nd all I could c was blakness. Yes, that tends to happen when your vision goes black… i screAMED AND SCREMED becauz idid nt know what was happiening. Then I saw a vision of da antikrist nd i laughed dark and suicidally. *Bangs head into wall*

"Twila, I just read youre mind." Carlisle can't read minds. That's just Eddy shouted Calisi. Khaleesi? That's Daenerys! No i said "becuse I just saw da anticirst?" I don't get the connection

"Yes, my tru form is Satan." Oh, good! May I ask why Twila thinks it fun you sometimes possess her? He describd. "Dat was me gonig into your thoghts and I saw the tru reazon why u came here with me." There's a HUGE difference between Satan and the Anticrist. Come on, Twila. Do your homework!

"Let me just tell u." I said sobbing becuz he had figered me out. "I kame here becuz... . . . .."

"Because you wanted to make Edwat jealos." Why? He said and I storted to cry. "How did u know?" I asked all deprezzed. He sed, "Becauz i just rad your mind" *Bangs head into desk* Seriously? Can you be even MORE obvious?

Then all suddenly somebody knocked on Carlo's Who? door. He lokked at me sadly nd opened da door and some gurl I didn't know jumped in.

"What is dis. Why r u here?" Something I'd like to know… we both asked the girl. She was realli ugly and twolve yerz old nd was wearing a pink Kelly Klorkson shirt nd had frizzie blond hair nd an ugly face. "HAI GUYS MI NAME IS FIONA!" I'll bet all my possessions this is one of Twila's most faithful flamers :) she scremed giggling nd walked into the house but Carlisa When did Carlisle turn into a girl? pushed her back out. "But u kan call me FIONAFIONA32." YES! JACKPOT!

"Ew get da fukk out of here!" I shooted. "OMGZ ur such a prep." Me and Calri were both disgosted nd suddenly Edwoard appeared and bit her neck nd she stated to screm and bleed. Really Twila? Fanfiction revenge? How immature…(Although, I like the troll-ending to My Immortal. Hilarious :)) I was sobbing becuz bleeding waz my gratest desire AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And here I was thinking I'd get throught this chapter without screaming… but my doktor sed if i cut miself anymroe I would die Don't listen to that doctor, just DO IT! nd Edard would be sad. Anyway, Fona died on the flor and her body shirveled up and rotted away. That would take a few days at least, Twila. Come on, you didn't get a brain for nothing! Edward came in and got in a stand-off wiv his dad. What?

"Plz plz stop." I said still crying. Oh, PLEASE They were both killing each other nd their makup waz running down the faces. No comment… "I'm soz Ed. I didn't mean 2 hurt you I just wanted you to be jealuz. I doon't want to be with ur dad, kan u please take me home." Why can't you just let them kill each other and kill yourself afterwards?

Edward was so relived but Carlise was crying angrily and he storted to transform. "NO!11" he yelled. "Nobody kan reject Satan. DO U HEAR ME TILA, I AM STAN!1" No, you're Carlisle

"Yah I know." I said roling my eyez. I thought you and him were best buddies or something? But he kame running at me and I kicked him and he feel over moaning. The "Supernatural" version of Lucifer is SO much cooler. And more awesome. And better looking. And just better in general Me and Ed left him there and walked out helding handz while "Thnx fr da MEMRS" played in the bakkground When did you turn the radio on? (a/n FAGG OT BOY Ouch, painful. Again FUKKING ROKKS!1 Is that why you call them Faggot boys? IF U DUNT LIK DEM THEN GO KILL URSELF FUKK U! FALLOT BOY 4EVA). I had an invasion in my head sudenly while we where walking of da Antikrist saying Usually an invasion means there are more than one person coming towards you…"This is not over Twila, this weil never be over. Bitch" As I've said before, Twila. DO YOUR FRIGGIN' HOMEWORK! But I blooked it out becuz I knew I was stronger dan him. Oh, COME ON! I don't see ANY possible way this could get worse

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AN: Thank GOD that's over! And just for the record, I'm not christian, but I do watch Supernatural, and that gives me angels, demons, God, Satan, an Apocalypse, and many more stuff, so I do know a bit about how it works up there. Only 2 chapters to go now! See you next time!