Species: Zephromorphous Sapien
Common name:
Angel
Class: Mystic
Subspecies: Minor subspecies of angel
include some strains that lead to unusual colors of wings. The norm
for angel wing color ranges from white to yellow, but in several
communities mutations have occurred that have caused wings to appear
blue, golden, silver, black, and red. Although these aberrations are
clearly a result of normal genetic mutation, angels have attached
elaborate and provocative meanings to having certain wing colors, and
firmly rejected scientific explanation of the variations once those
explanations became available to challenge the common beliefs (the
fact that angels with unusual wing colors have offspring with unusual
wing colors does not seem to be enough practical evidence to abolish
millions of years of deeply rooted cultural prejudice; it rarely
is).
Sentience & Intelligence: Relatively high. Angels show
intelligence on a level approaching humans, but surprisingly, appear
to be less intelligent on average than humans, evon, and elves. While
the angel civilizations possess mana-based technology that did not
originate on Earth, none but an elite few have any idea how the
devices work, or can even operate them. It has been suggested by many
elven scholars that angelic manatechnology was not actually created
by angels, and this theory has gained nothing but support from those
in the intellectual community who have actually spent an extended
period of time in angelic lands.
Physical biology: Although
outwardly human-like with the obvious exception of their wings, the
angelic respiratory and skeletal system are geared toward the
assistance of flight and strenuous activity. An angel has four lungs
rather than two, and these are far more efficient in operation,
allowing an angel to remain physically active for up to ten times
longer than a comparable human being before showing signs of
exhaustion (this takes into account fatigue from lack of sleep, which
is largely the same for both species). In addition, angel bones have
several hollow points within them, similar to the hollow bones of
birds, to make flight easier. While this makes the bones more brittle
than human equivalents, the bones are cushioned from within so that a
powerful impact will ultimately cause less damage.
Mana resonance:
Much higher than the human average, angels in general have a natural
talent for detecting and manipulating mana, much like evon do. The
difference is that the average angel isn't capable of developing this
talent past the most basic aspects of pattern spellcasting, given
their limited comprehension. In layman's terms, this means that
angels have the resonance to use magic, but rarely have the study
skills to learn to use it well.
Lifespan: An angel's lifespan
usually lasts about 5,000 years, although there are plenty of ways in
which this may be extended.
Diet: Omnivorous. Angels show a great
love for meat, except for fowl (which is a subject commonly joked
about by other species).
Biological anomalies: There are two
anomalies regarding angels that puzzle Earth biologists: one, their
wings are feathered, whereas the rest of the angel's body is covered
in skin with normal, mammalian hair cells. There are no feather roots
anywhere else on the angel's body, which leads one to question if the
difference could possibly be the result of natural evolution. Two,
the musculature of the wings is not actually powerful enough to lift
an angel's body, yet despite this, all angels not suffering from
injury or malformations are capable of full flight. That they can fly
despite the laws of physics has been determined to be primarily due
to their natural mana resonance, but this raises the question of how
angels evolved to have wings if the wings, as appendages, are
essentially useless without the fully developed magical capability of
the modern angel. Many questions regarding magic and its effects on
evolutionary mutation have to be solved before further progress can
be made on this subject.
Reproductive type: Sexual.
Social
structure: Angels tend to live in communes that consist exclusively
of angels, not unlike elves. What is unlike elves is that angels seem
to lack a prejudiced disdain for outsiders and other races, and
happily allow other species into their cities without suspicion. They
are, however, quite adamant about keeping their permanent population
purely angelic (no pun intended), and will not allow other species to
settle in their communes, which is one of the many quirks of angelic
culture. Angels tend to be noble and kind, but they have an extremely
rigid system of cultural norms and values, and it rarely occurs to
them that someone of another species might not be knowledgeable of
the multiple boundaries of their etiquette. For example, while it is
perfectly accepted in many regions for an outsider man to hug and
kiss an angelic maiden in greeting, even forgiving any wandering of
hands or tongue, an outsider male that sees a female angel in the
nude, even if through no fault of his own, may be subject to
imprisonment if he does not have access to amnesty of some sort. This
is particularly harsh because there is absolutely no requirement of a
sexual context to the incident; the cultural boundary allows for no
interpretation or leniency. It is these strange and unbendable
cultural laws that have labeled angels as being the most "backward"
of the noble races. While it is common for angels to leave a commune
and settle among other species for any number of reasons, it often
takes them a good deal of time to realize that they do not carry
their society's cultural laws with them, having suffered many awkward
and bitter misunderstandings in the meantime.
Combat analysis:
High. Their ability for flight even when heavily armored gives them
several tactical advantages in any kind of battle, and many warriors
are capable of flinging bolts of raw, explosive mana energy. Of
course, their efficiency in combat usually relies on being led by a
commander of a different species, as angels themselves (forgive the
intense proliferation of this stereotype) tend to be less suited for
making tactical decisions.
Misc. notes: Angels, just like elves,
possess devices that clearly combine magic and ancient, arcane
machines that cannot be fully replicated by human science. The
difference is, as discussed previously, that angels commonly have
little to no idea how the devices work or how they were invented.
Also unlike the elves' magitechnology, the angels cannot break down
their manatechnology (so called because of its tendency to use flows
of raw mana rather than magical pattern constructs) into pieces and
units for modifications, improvements, or even repairs; each device
is fabricated wholly one at a time, from a single source schematic,
and destroyed once it stops operating. Even those angels that know
how a device works cannot describe it in terms of individual
components and their functions that contribute to the whole machine,
and thus angels have made no improvements at all in manatechnology
since the individual device schematics were finished. This further
reinforces the common theory that manatechnology is not actually
angelic in origin, though it's far from concrete evidence.
US Research Division Omega - Survey File N627
Nexus
II
by Black Dragon
I own neither dungeons nor dragons nor
Ranma.
Chapter
10
Collisions
K glanced backward from where he was perched on
Ranma's shoulder, staring nervously at Rayden, who lumbered along far
behind.
The normally happy-go-lucky demon was trudging along with
his hands in his pockets, holding his head down so that his hair
eclipsed his eyes. He made no attempt to catch up with his
companions, simply keeping pace at the given distance in complete
silence.
The metadragon turned toward Ranma.
"You
gotta do something. Look at him. It's pitiful," K insisted,
jabbing a wing in Rayden's direction.
"What am I supposed to
do?" Ranma mumbled. "I really don't even see what the
problem is. His eyes are all better, the swelling is gone, and he
stopped vomiting a long time ago. He's the picture of health."
"What
about emotional health, huh?" K asked sternly.
"You're
asking about the emotional health of a psychopathic demon who may or
may not hear voices telling him to kill," Ranma noted.
"Depression isn't necessarily a step down for him. Besides,
since when do you care about him?"
"Dude, ANYBODY would
feel sorry for him. You splashed that stuff right in his face!"
K muttered, his eyes narrowing.
"So? It was holy water! HOLY
WATER! How the hell was I supposed to know it'd hurt him? It's
ridiculous!" Ranma insisted, trying his best to shout without
raising his voice high enough for Rayden to hear.
"You didn't
have to be such an ass about it."
Ranma crossed his arms over
his chest. "Hey, in my defense, I stopped laughing WAY sooner
than I wanted to. I think I deserve a little credit for that kind of
self-control."
"Would you just talk to him? You're the
leader, here!" K insisted irritably. "And you know what? He
looks up to you! I'll bet what he's so bummed about is that you had
to see him like that! These martial demons are all about fierce
reputations and not showing weakness and fear and that nonsense. He
must feel totally humiliated to have been on his knees puking while
you were trying to stop giggling!"
Ranma groaned, massaging
his head. "Okay, okay... so what am I supposed to do, pat him on
the back and tell him he's not a complete loser?"
K nodded.
"A little dishonesty goes a long way in these situations."
Rayden kicked a pebble out of his way as he trudged
along behind his two companions.
His eyes still itched slightly
from the haunting memory of the incidents in Taer'Kul, and the dark
paladin almost wanted to cry when he recalled how Ranma had been
forced to drag his trembling, immobile body out of the city,
collecting their weapons himself and irritably bidding the gate
guards farewell as the elven wretches fell to the ground in laughter
at the sight.
'In the long run, I really couldn't get any more
disgraced than I already was,' Rayden reasoned, thinking back to his
exile from the Third Brotherhood, 'but man! I lost it right in front
of Ranma! What kind of dark paladin am I, being saved by a human all
the time?' Thoughts of his weakness and Ranma's judgment of that
weakness wracked his mind in equal measure, and the demonic knight
sighed deeply before he started rooting around inside his coat.
"The
hell with this. I need to start drowning my sorrows instead of
drowning in them," he said, pulling out a large, dirty bottle of
brandy.
"Now, now, we'll have none of that," Ranma said
suddenly, startling the demon knight as he wrenched the bottle of
alcohol away.
"Hey! That's mine!" Rayden said. He had
meant to sound angry and on the verge of irrational violence, but in
his current state his protest came out as more of a bitter
whine.
"Yeah, whatever. Shut up and listen," Ranma
mumbled, tossing away the flask and placing a hand on Rayden's
shoulder as they walked. "Look, you've gotta stop feeling sorry
for yourself, okay? It's starting to get on my nerves."
Rayden
flinched.
"So you have a bad allergy," Ranma continued,
not noticing his reaction, "yeah, it's kind of embarrassing, but
you've been living with it so far, right? So get over it. It's not so
bad to have a weakness, even if it's something weird and kind of
funny."
Rayden frowned, considering the smaller man's words.
"Okay... so, do YOU have a weakness?"
"Of course
not," Ranma scoffed, "weaknesses are for chumps. But if you
have one, that just means you should work harder to compensate for
it."
"Work harder?" Rayden asked, blinking.
"Yeah.
I mean, you haven't really been doing your part to help out up until
now, you know? You get us into more trouble than you take care of.
Twice now, I've had to drag you out of a battlezone," Ranma
chided. "You've gotta start doing your part! Fighting and
cooking are the only things you're any good at, so you'd better do
them well!"
The demon knight digested this for a moment, then
smiled slightly and nodded. "Right! You got it!"
"Great!"
Ranma said brightly, slapping the bigger man on the shoulder. "And
you can start right now! Go find some meat, slaughter it, and cook us
up a big dinner, 'kay?"
"Got it, boss!"
Perched on a rock several feet away, K watched
curiously as Rayden suddenly dashed away, looking much happier than
before.
Ranma approached with his hands in his pockets, looking
quite pleased himself. "Heh. No problem. This leadership
business is a cakewalk!"
K nodded, glad to see that their
team had regained it former standards of morale. "That's good!
Where'd he run off to?"
"Eh, he's just finding some dumb
animal and killing it for dinner. We'll find some wood and camp
nearby here for the night." Ranma shifted the weight of the pack
on his shoulders slightly as K flew up and perched atop it.
"Hmmmm...
he might not be back for a while, then," K reasoned, musing out
loud. "The farms around here are supposed to be evenly spaced
around the city, so most of the local wildlife has receded."
Ranma
frowned as he reached a small patch of trees on an outcropping.
Having reached the cliffs north of Taer'Kul, most of the terrain was
rocky, splintered plateaus, bluffs, and canyons with vicious crags
jutting out of the depths of the stone pits. Trees were sparse, but
thanks to the dry, rocky ground, dry sticks were plentiful; perfect
for a fire.
"So... wait a minute. How do you know about the
area around Taer'Kul?" Ranma knew K was knowledgeable for a
draconic child, but having local knowledge about a recently
constructed city seemed strange.
"Well, it was taking a while
to get your sword identified, so I talked to a few of the guys
waiting to have their stuff enchanted."
"Hm," Ranma
mumbled, leaning over to pick up some sticks. "They say anything
about what kinda animals someone can find around this place?"
K
thought about it for a moment. "Well, deathcrawlers make nests
in the rock crevices in some places, so I guess he could cook us up
another one of those."
Ranma nodded, smiling at the thought
of the tasty demon spider. "Sounds good. Is that all there is
around here?"
"Well, there WERE some wild herds around
here, but apparently the dragons scared them all away."
Ranma
stopped dead. "Dragons? Dragons where? Why are you mentioning
dragons?"
K raised an eyebrow. "Well, one of the priests
said that for some reason, dragons had been appearing around this
area. Sometimes they attack the surrounding villages, other times
they just snatch up some cattle, and sometimes they just fly right on
by, as if searching for something. Of course, WE know what they're
searching for, but I wasn't about to tell him that."
Ranma
chewed his lip pensively. "Huh... I really didn't imagine that
they'd venture so close to the city."
K shrugged. "Eh,
whatever. The light lancers keep 'em from causing too much damage;
the Church of Sayg has a pretty good record for dragon-slaying,"
the metadragon admitted somewhat bitterly, "and the ones this
Dashtall geek sent after us have no other support. In the meantime,
we should have no problem avoiding them."
"Right..."
Ranma said, not sounding very sure at all.
"So anyway, what
was the sword all about?" K asked eagerly, hopping onto Ranma's
shoulder.
Ranma sweatdropped. "Ah. Yeah. Well... it's a... a
defect."
K blinked. "What?"
"A defect. Or
you might call it an experiment."
"What are you talking
about? That sword's no defect! It cuts way better than it
should!"
"That's what I said," Ranma mumbled
irritably, "and then she raised a very good point: all magic
swords cut more easily than they should, otherwise there'd be no
point to having a magic sword. Unfortunately, that's the only
enchantment that actually works."
Sighing, the pigtailed man
drew the rusted katana slowly, and then pointed at the
blood-encrusted runes etched into the sides. "You see these
markings here? These are the spell symbols for all the enchantments
that were originally cast on this thing. Apparently some of them were
experimental. Others were redundant. A few were outright
incompatible. And a couple of them she couldn't even identify, though
she was sure they were no longer in effect. Some amateur enchanter
just crammed all this stuff onto a single weapon, and failed
completely. Out of eighteen enchantments, the only one that works is
the one that generates a magical edge during an attack. All the
others, including the basic ones to keep the weapon from rusting or
dulling, have failed."
K winced. "So... this wonderful
Ninja sword that's been handed down for generations... is some magic
smith's bargain bin reject?"
"Yup," Ranma said,
sheathing the blade once more. "The only other interesting thing
about it is that the blended and faded magic effects sort of picked
up on being used by Ninja over the centuries, and apparently now they
channel ki very easily as a result, which goes further to enhance the
cutting power... but that's it. She even says that it can't be used
to block heavier weapons because it'll break."
"Wow.
That's... lame," K admitted, "but hardly
surprising."
KA-KROOOM!!
The ground shook slightly
as a distant explosion erupted from the canyon beyond, and Ranma
quickly looked at his watch.
"Wow. He took WAY longer than I
thought he would."
"What? Who? What's going on?" K
asked, panicking as he saw a distant plume of dust rise into the
air.
Ranma sighed and scrubbed his head with his hand, "Oh,
that's just Rayden attacking one of the dragons scouting around
here."
"Are you sure?" K asked, blinking.
"Well,
once I realized there were dragons around here, I figured it was
pretty much just a matter of time; without me around to tell him not
to, Rayden naturally attacked the biggest, baddest, nastiest monster
he could find."
K nodded slowly. "Ah. Kinda makes you
wonder how he's managed to live this long, huh?"
BOOM!!
"SHRRRAAAAUGH!!" A bestial screech tore through the air,
and Ranma and K winced.
"Sooo..." the metadragon said
hesitantly, "... shouldn't we be going?"
"Yeah,
yeah. I just need to decide something," Ranma mumbled, rubbing
his chin in contemplation.
"Like what?"
"Like
which direction I should be running," Ranma said somewhat
bitterly. "We've been through this before; I don't like to
tangle with dragons unless it's on my terms."
"Even so,
we can't just leave Ray to die by himself!" K protested.
Ranma
considered this for a long moment. "You know, he'd probably
disagree."
"Ranma!"
"Okay, okay! I'm going!
Yeesh."
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"Oh, blessed lord of justice! Great avenger who
brings fire to our souls and lightning to our blades!" Kaze sang
exuberantly, raising a hand in the air, "we call now upon your
judgment, Lord Malakai! Let your light pierce the sky and drown our
foes before us! Let the unworthy perish in the fires of your wrath,
and let your noble children surge forth to purge the foul
beasts!"
Gesturing grandly with his hands in the air, the Eye
of Malakai floated up from the floor to hover at chest level before
its new owner.
"In your name, I, Kaze Toren, shall be judge
and executioner! GUILTY!!"
Chiima sweatdropped slightly. "Hmm... I rather
liked it... until the end. 'Guilty' doesn't sound right..."
Kaze
put his arms down and rubbed his chin as he stared at his reflection
in the mirror, the Eye moving slightly so that it floated above his
shoulder. "Yes, you're right. If I play on the 'judge' thing too
much, it does start to sound corny. How about something more
utilitarian? Like 'CHARGE!'?"
"No... I think a phrase
would be appropriate, more than just a word. Something like 'Fall
before my light,' or that nature," Chiima said carefully, arms
crossed over his chest.
"Really? You don't think it's too
verbose as it is?" Kaze asked, mentally calculating the amount
of time it would take to make the entire speech. "What if we
face an enemy with a short attention span?"
"Well, for
you, verbose is appropriate. The enemy will just have to be patient,"
the angelic paladin said decisively, nodding.
"Now THIS is a
pathetic sight."
Chiima and Kaze both turned around at the
high-pitched, overly-elegant voice. Chiima bowed low. Kaze just
smirked.
"Ah, hello Sai! Having a pleasant day?" The
evon asked casually, invoking the nickname he had come up with for
his former superior.
Saima bristled, remembering the recent times
in which she could have swatted Kaze upside the head for not
addressing her with respect. "You've spent that last three hours
making speeches to tell of your greatness and gesturing in the
mirror. Has your sudden and undeserved rise in the ranks gone so
completely to your head?"
"Jealousy does not become you,
Sai," Kaze said, unperturbed.
"I am NOT jealous!"
The elven woman seethed. "I never expected or even hoped I would
be avatar! I'm simply appalled that such a gift was wasted on
YOU."
"Bishop Saima!" Chiima suddenly shouted,
startling both of the others. The angel glared hard at the elf, his
wings ruffling slightly. "I realize that you do not get along
well with the Avatar, and that recent events must be very awkward for
you, but just as he treated you with deference and respect when you
were his superior, you will do the same for him now that he is
yours!"
The bishop stepped back, revolted at the thought, and
somewhat intimidated by the large, muscular angel staring down at
her. "I... but he..."
"Now, now, that's enough,"
Kaze said, laying a hand on Chiima's shoulder and pulling him back.
"Thank you Chiima, but you needn't be so hard on the bishop."
He grasped his hands together behind his back. "I'm sure the
good bishop isn't so able to appreciate the irony of my sudden rise
to power as I am."
Saima fumed for a moment, torn between her
anger at Kaze for pointing out the obvious to mock her, and
appreciation for him being unnecessarily reasonable and kind about
it. "It takes more than a magic gem to be avatar, Toren!"
She said with less heat than before, "Whatever the cardinal
thinks, as you are now you're just a naive, inexperienced prankster
with a new toy! Avatars are heroes of legend, able to build or crush
civilizations by their will! You're not there yet!"
Kaze
frowned. "Yes, yes. I suppose you're right. I should spend time
preparing for my campaign, not my battle monologues!"
Saima
nodded, smiling slightly as she realized that Kaze was actually
taking her seriously. 'Strange. He gives me more credit now that he
outranks me and can ignore me than he did when I was trying my best
to teach him.' "Leaving on a campaign already? So the cardinal
is going to instruct you in the field?"
Kaze blinked.
"Cardinal? No, Risal is no longer here."
Saima jerked
back in surprise. "Wh-What? Why not? Wasn't he supposed to teach
you of your new skills and instruct you in your duties?"
"Yeah,
something like that," Kaze said dismissively, turning back
toward the mirror and making the Eye of Malakai float in lazy circles
around his head. "But I said I'd be fine on my own, so I let him
go back to... uh... whatever it is that cardinals do when they're not
chasing around vague, hallucinatory objectives."
"But...
you can't!" Saima blubbered, waving her arms about wildly. "It's
too soon! You can't lead a campaign! There's still too much to be
done first! You must be properly equipped, learn about your duties,
and meet the Inner Council! And there's so much else! Do your parents
even know of this yet?"
Kaze grimaced and let the Eye fall
into his hand. "Yeah... I've actually taken a few steps to keep
this news from reaching them so fast. I mean, I can't hide it from
them for long, and I don't want to look like I'm trying to, but I've
taken a few precautions to slow down the inevitable."
The elf
gaped. "... WHY?"
"Because as soon as they find
out I'm avatar, they're going to drag me to that dead-end realm of
Soral, gush over me and make me study for a decade, and then send me
out on grand, noble crusades alongside the finest and strictest
warriors and nobles in all the Order," Kaze said
irritably.
Saima continued gaping. "But... that's what
avatars DO."
"Which is why I'm delaying it so I won't
have to put up with that nonsense immediately," Kaze said
smugly, finally walking away from the mirror with Chiima keeping pace
behind him. "I've just been handed a whopping big ball of
crystal power and the authority to use it for pretty much whatever I
want; I have to enjoy it while I still can."
"The point
of an avatar isn't to give the individual a means of fulfilling their
petty, selfish desires!" Saima groused as she followed Kaze out
of his room and into dormitory halls. "The point is to have a
champion who personifies our values and is a beacon of nobility and
faith! Someone for the acolytes and trainees to look up to and model
themselves after! Are you really going to soil the legacy of your
predecessor by using your new power to serve yourself?"
"Okay,
fine, I'll do it later," Kaze said off-handedly. Chiima
sweatdropped; apparently he had stopped listening.
The reason for
his distraction became apparent once the other two devotees noticed
three young priestesses-in-training rushing down the hall toward
them, giggling in excitement.
"Avatar Toren! Avatar Toren! Are you really
leaving on a crusade so soon after you've been ordained?" one of
them said as they all gathered around him.
"Oh, of course!
I'm not nearly strong enough to perform my duties as I am now!"
Kaze said while rubbing his chin and smiling, looking extremely
arrogant in contrast to his humble words. "I must undertake a
grand journey and earn the experience to do my station
justice!"
"Wow! You're so cool!" Another acolyte
said as Kaze took two of them around the waist with his arms and
continued down the hall.
Chiima got a worried look on his face as he saw Saima
looking decidedly ill. "Bishop?"
"Don't mind me,"
the elf said bitterly, leaning over and holding her abdomen "this
isn't the first time I've felt this sick since that debacle
yesterday, and I'm sure it won't be the last."
"So if you all work hard while I'm gone, upon my
return I may be able to find special positions for you in the
inner circle!" Kaze said smoothly, winking as he rubbed one
girl's thigh.
"Oh, do you think so? You're the best!"
That same girl replied happily, having her sentiments echoed by the
others.
"Do you have to leave right away? Why don't you stay
for another night so we can celebrate?" another girl said in a
sultry tone as she drew circles on the evon's chest.
Kaze sighed
regretfully. "Ah, as much as I would love to, my job can't be
all fun and games. Upon my return, then!" Finally letting go of
the acolytes, he stepped forward down the hall ahead of them,
stopping quickly to give them a final grin that caused the three
girls to swoon in response.
"Bishop, are you all right? You seem to be
getting worse..." Chiima asked fretfully as the elven woman
leaned against the wall with her hand clamped firmly over her
mouth.
"Hate... that man... so much..." The bishop said
between shuddering gulps of air. Inwardly she burned the identities
of the three acolytes in her mind to be recalled later; she had
special types of duties to give to trainees that displayed such
idiotic behavior.
"Chiima! Sai! Don't fall behind!" Kaze
called back to them, walking into one of the map rooms.
"Yes
Avatar!" Chiima said immediately, grabbing Saima's hand and
yanking her along.
As they entered, Kaze shook his head.
"Come
now Chiima, we're good friends. Please, call me Kaze."
"As
you wish, Avatar," Chiima said reverently, causing the others to
sweatdrop.
"Well... okay, fine. Let's just get this show on
the road," the evon mumbled, turning to a world map laid out on
the meeting table with a small regional map on top of it.
Saima
frowned. "So what is the purpose of this campaign, exactly? The
Order doesn't have any major contracts or requests at the moment...
Well, except... uh..." She glanced worriedly at Kaze. "You're
not planning on hunting dragons, are you?"
Kaze snorted. "Oh,
yes, of course. What better way to start out my tenure as Avatar of
my order than suicide?" He gave the elf a half-lidded stare. "I
may agree with you that I'm a poor choice as a champion, but I've no
plans to allow the selection of a new one any time soon. This
campaign will have nothing to do with dragons."
Saima nodded
neutrally. 'I should've known he wouldn't do something so dangerous.
He may be immoral, but he still has common sense.'
"This
campaign is to eliminate the lair of Genex Karl, the golem master to
the south," Kaze said, pointing to a location in the
south-eastern wastes that the pre-war world map marked as South
Korea. "His undead armies harass the surrounding communities at
random, and he causes chaos without rhyme or reason. Eliminating him
will be the perfect assignment to cut my teeth on." Kaze crossed
his arms over his chest, proud of himself.
Saima raised an
eyebrow. "A minor demon lord without a proper directive or
fortifications... hmmmm... still, he does possess an army. Isn't this
a bit out of your league?"
"I'll never become a proper
avatar by being timid," Kaze asserted firmly. "This
opponent possesses great power, but very poor tactical proficiency.
It will be the perfect test of both my strength, skills, and
wit."
"Agreed!" Chiima said excitedly, his wings
ruffling. "Avatar, allow me the honor of accompanying
you!"
"'Kay," Kaze said without a hint of ceremony.
"Select two good paladins and a monk to accompany us, Chiima.
The paladins should be women, if possible." Then he turned
toward Saima, ignoring her glare. "Sai, I'd also like you to
come with me on this campaign."
Saima recoiled. "What?
Why?" She couldn't imagine why Kaze would willingly subject
himself to her nagging and other attempts at discipline when he was
obviously taking every opportunity to escape the cathedral and his
former life there. The idea that she was another woman to sate Kaze's
lechery was considered and swiftly discarded; while Saima considered
herself attractive, the evon miscreant had never shown any interest
in her, and must know that she wouldn't respond favorably to that
type of behavior.
Kaze shrugged. "Well, besides having a
second cleric in our party to better our chances against the undead
horde, your depth of experience is far greater than mine and even
Chiima's. Against a foe widely rumored to be an insane fool, wisdom
and foresight are more valuable than even the strongest magic."
Saima
grunted as she physically struggled against the urge to be impressed.
'How does he manage to flip so quickly from being a scumbag to being
a humble and intelligent leader?' "That's very wise of you,
Toren," Saima said with a neutral expression, "but I'm
afraid I'll have to decline. I've much to do here, and I've grown too
used to civilian duties. Without some retraining and about a month of
study, I couldn't possibly take up a combat mission."
Kaze
frowned, considering the excuse. "Very well. I retract my
request."
Saima nodded, and turned to leave.
"Now
it's an order," Kaze said smugly, stopping the elf in her
tracks. "Bishop Saima, you are hereby conscripted into my
personal company. We will leave in three hours."
The elven
woman turned around, shocked. "Wh-What? You can't do that!"
"Of
course he can do that," Chiima said condescendingly, "he's
the avatar."
"But... I... I can't just-"
Kaze
cut her off. "I'm aware that you have many duties here in the
cathedral. So you'd best hurry and find replacements for those duties
so they'll be taken care of while we're gone. Oh! And then you should
gear up. Take whatever you want from the armories and libraries; I'll
give the armsmaster my authorization."
Saima seethed as she
ground her teeth furiously. "You won't get away with this,
Toren!"
"Yeah, fine. Hurry up, now. Shoo!"
As the bishop stomped away furiously, Kaze snickered
to himself, earning a curious look from Chiima.
"Why did you
make her come with us? Do you really think her help will be worth the
making her upset?" The angel asked, scratching his head.
Kaze's
snickers got louder. "Making her upset is the point, Chiima.
With an opportunity like this in front of me, how could I live with
myself if I gave up the chance to have her kowtow to me?"
"Oh...
that's rather... petty of you, Avatar," Chiima said cautiously,
apparently not willing to fall into an outright lecture now that Kaze
was leaps and bounds above him in rank.
"Petty is what this
campaign is all about, my friend," Kaze admitted shamelessly. "A
petty skirmish against a petty opponent to fulfill my petty
ambitions."
"But... what about all that stuff about
sharpening your skills so you're better prepared to serve the greater
cause of peace and justice?" The angel asked,
sweatdropping.
Kaze considered that, recognizing that he was
dangerously close to completely disillusioning his angelic friend.
"Well, all of that is true, from a certain point of view. I'm
accomplishing more here than merely satisfying my own personal
ends."
Chiima nodded, swallowing the half-hearted
rationalization easily.
"Very good, then! Make your
selections and tell them to get their affairs in order! Today marks
the beginning of Karl's end! In the name of
Malakai!"
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"Die, man-beassst!" The earth dragon hissed
as it charged forward while hot, steaming blood gushed from a
sizzling wound in its neck.
Rayden grimaced as he pushed himself
off of the magically summoned rock spires that had gored him,
clumsily trying to get to his sword before his opponent got to him.
He didn't quite make it.
CRUNCH!! The sound of splintering
rock was accompanied by a sickening snap as the dragon rammed Rayden
into the wall of the canyon, the armored crest over his snout
grinding through the much smaller creature's ribcage.
The serpent
immediately drew back, glaring at the demonic knight as the deep,
throbbing cut slowly sealed itself.
Rayden didn't move, and the
dragon slowly grinned as he watched a pool of thick blood form
underneath his crushed form.
"Vile creature. Die like the
worm you are!" He hissed, snapping his head around as he once
again started patrolling the length of the canyon floor.
Long after the dust from the dragon's departure had
settled, Ranma jumped from the edge of the cliffs above, landing on
the opposite face and sliding down the vertical wall on his
heel.
"Rayden! Are you Cough! Cough! all right?"
K shouted, catching a lot of the dust Ranma was trailing from his
steady descent and wishing he had just flown down on his own.
Ranma
hopped off the cliff face, and then jogged over to Rayden's bleeding
form wordlessly.
"Ray! Damn! We're too late!" K said,
his tail drooping as he gazed upon the broken warrior.
Ranma
frowned. Then he slowly walked up to Rayden's body and placed a hand
on his neck.
"No we're not. He's still alive," Ranma
said neutrally, not surprised in the least.
K, for his part, was
shocked. "Well... we gotta do something! He may be alive now,
but he won't be for long!"
Ranma leaned in toward Rayden's
ear. "RAY!! HEY, YOU AWAKE? GET UP, MAN!!"
"Guh!
Wah?" The demon knight blinked groggily as he slowly came to,
and then noticed Ranma standing next to him. "R-Ranma? What're
you... Wait, the dragon! Damn, I lost!" Rayden cursed, noting
the intense pain he was in.
Ranma sweatdropped. "Looks like
it. I'm guessing you don't win all your fights; you aren't very good
at picking your battles. Do your enemies usually leave you for
dead?"
"All the time," Rayden mumbled, twitching
slightly as he tried to move. "I mean, I guess I can understand;
I look a lot like a human, so they assume that impaling me or cutting
me in half will kill me like it would a human. Most demons don't even
know what a 'pulse' is." His head jerked slightly from side to
side. "Hey, Ranma? I can't move my neck, and my chest hurts like
hell. Can you tell what's wrong with it?"
Ranma and K winced.
"Uh... yeah..." The pigtailed wanderer said slowly. "It's
sort of... crushed."
Rayden frowned. "Like 'caved in'
crushed, or 'flattened into paste' crushed?"
"'Caved in'
crushed," Ranma replied, deciding to ignore the implication that
Rayden could remain alive with his entire upper torso
destroyed.
"Okay then. Here we go!" With that said,
Rayden inhaled deeply, and Ranma jerked backward as the demon's chest
slowly expanded to its former volume, accompanied by an entirely
understandable cacophony of cracking and creaking. "There we
are!" The Dread Knight said in satisfaction, finding that he
could move his arms again. "And now..."
Ranma and K,
already quite disturbed, quickly turned around as Rayden grasped his
head with his hands, knowing what was coming next.
Crack!
Crack! Crack! "There! Perfect!"
Turning back around,
Ranma's eyebrow twitched as he realized that his demonic companion
had wrenched his neck back into place. "So, are you okay, or
what? Is that it?"
Rayden frowned. "Of course I'm not
okay. I let that overgrown snake beat me. Damn it! And right after
what you told me about my only strength being my killing
power!"
"Yeah, about that," Ranma started, "I
also told you to hunt something for dinner. Why did you go and attack
the nearest monster you could find?"
Rayden blinked, turning
toward his leader. "For dinner, obviously."
Ranma's eyes
went flat as K's eyes went wide.
"You were going to kill a
dragon for food?" They both said, one in alarm, and the other in
exasperation.
"Well, yeah. Why?"
"Putting aside
the fact that a dragon is probably the only thing around here higher
on the food chain than you," Ranma began, "can you even eat
dragon?"
"Of course you can eat dragon," Rayden
responded, rolling his eyes.
"NO, YOU CAN'T!!" K shouted
furiously.
"I mean, they're not easy to cook, granted,"
Rayden said, thinking that K's protest came from common
misconceptions rather than a distaste for cannibalism, "but you
happen to be traveling with one of the elite few chefs trained and
ordained to cook and serve dragon meat!"
"I know we've
sort of brought this up before, but I think the subject bears further
attention," Ranma mumbled, "HOW did a dark paladin end up
with super-rare cooking skills?"
Rayden slowly pushed himself
out of the indentation he had made in the cliff face as he replied.
"Well, I spent a long time with this royal family so that I
could learn to kill dragons. But the main hunter decided that I was
no good or something-some ridiculous story about dragon hunting
needing cunning instead of brute force-and I didn't really have much
to do. So I started learning from the chef who cooked the dragons
instead, since that was an area that I had talent. Then I had to kill
the dragon hunter and destroy the palace and... well, that really has
nothing to do with it." He started to stretch himself out,
creating more nasty popping noises. "Bottom line, I saw the
earth dragon and thought we could cook up some nice steaks. A lot of
steaks. Big ones, too."
"Well, forget it!" K
shouted, glaring at the demon. "There will be no eating of
dragons! It's forbidden, you hear me?"
Rayden gave him a
look. "Why? Just because you're one too?"
K bristled.
"It's not JUST that! Dragons are intelligent, sentient
creatures!"
"But they're jerks," Rayden
reasoned.
"He's got a point. You guys ARE jerks," Ranma
agreed.
"Idiot! Don't encourage him!" K snarled,
slapping Ranma's head with a metal wing. "You can't eat dragons!
It's not right!"
"I'm generally allowed a lot of leeway
as far as right and wrong are concerned," Rayden replied,
looking somewhat smug. The expression was completely wasted, as he
still looked rather pathetic with most of his body bloody and
torn.
"How would you feel if I was eating humans?" K
asked, his eyes narrowing.
"Disgusted. Like I've said before,
human meat is seriously low-grade junk," Rayden said, making a
face. "Not that I'd put it past you. I've seen what you normally
eat. Aluminum is one of the few things even I can't season."
K
shook his head. "No, that's not what I... Urgh! Okay, fine! How
would you feel if I ate a demon?"
"What kind of demon? I
eat demons all the time, but you have to choose the right breeds.
Warrior breeds are usually the worst for-"
"GAAAH!!"
K screamed, flapping his wings wildly. "Forget it! You're an
idiot! Ranma, YOU talk to him!"
The pigtailed man winced,
then rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Hmmmm... tell me, Ray...
your venom strike technique..."
Rayden blinked. "Yeah?
What about it?" K also stared at Ranma, his eyes narrowing
suspiciously.
"That's your ultimate technique, right? How
effective would that be for cutting through a dragon's body?"
K's eyes widened at the question.
"As effective as anything
else; I'd tear through it like jelly," Rayden said, grinning.
"The problem is that the energy takes a bit of time to summon,
and I can't hold the charge while moving around a lot. That's why I
can't manage a good hit with the venom strike while battling a
dragon."
"Right, right, I figured as much from when you
wasted Saffron way back when."
"Ranma!" K shouted.
"What are you doing? Don't tell me you're actually condoning
this!"
"Oh, shut up you big baby," Ranma snapped,
glaring at the tiny metadragon. "These dragons have done nothing
but harrass and hurt people for the purpose of trying to kill me for
no good reason; I have absolutely no reason to spare them and every
reason to kill them if I can manage to do so. And if we're going to
kill them, we might as well eat what we kill, right?"
"This
is outrageous!" K snarled. "So if we kill some human
bandits, we're obligated to eat them?"
"HELLO!"
Rayden said, annoyed. "Bad meat? Remember? I've said that like
three times so far. It's no good."
"Besides, that would
be cannibalism. And cannibalism is wrong," Ranma said with his
arms crossed over his chest. "So, you know... no dragon meat for
you."
"That's what I'm trying to... I mean, you can't
just... AARGH!! You guys suck!" K shouted angrily, suddenly
leaping off of Ranma's shoulder and flying away through the canyon in
a huff.
Rayden raised an eyebrow as he watched the tiny metal
beast take off, and then turned toward Ranma. "Uh... should we
go after him?"
Ranma shook his head. "Nah. He'll get
over it. He's just a kid, and has to come to terms with the fact that
the rest of his species consists of murderous, idiot monsters. Who
are apparently edible. That's not something that's easy to
swallow."
"I disagree," Rayden said.
"Yeah,
you would," Ranma murmured, "now shut up and listen. I'm
going to teach you how to hunt dragons... uh... hey, do you need time
to rest, or what?" he asked, remembering that his companion had
only put himself back together moments ago.
Rayden frowned, not
answering immediately. Then he rummaged inside his coat and pulled
out a bottle of liquor.
"Uh, Ray..." Ranma trailed off
as the demon warrior raised a hand to forestall him.
Rayden gulped
down as much of the bottle as possible, then gasped as he finally
pulled it away from his lips. Then he looked down at his body.
A
fresh mix of bloody liquid flushed through the side of his coat and
began trickling down his leg.
He looked back up at Ranma. "Gimme
half an hour."
"Why don't you take a full hour?"
Ranma offered, trying his best not to look as horrified as he
felt.
"Hey,
thanks!"
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K mumbled bitterly to himself as he followed the path
of the canyon floor, neither knowing nor caring where he was headed
at present.
"Stupid jerks... I can't believe they'd do stuff
like that. It's not right. Not right at all, I tell you..."
The
metadragon frowned as he continued flying at a comfortable cruising
speed.
"Well, okay. I can believe that Rayden would do that.
He's a demon and self-described remorseless killer. But I can't
believe Ranma would condone something like that!"
More time
was spent flying in silence before he sighed.
"Actually,
Ranma always did say he hated dragons in general, and I guess he has
a point about not having any reason not to kill them."
K
looked downcast as he continued flying away, already regretting his
outburst and subsequent flight. "Now what am I supposed to do? I
still don't think it's right for them to eat a dragon, but... I guess
that kind of thing just makes me nervous about where I stand with
them." While K had plenty of faith that Ranma saw him as an
actual friend rather than a pet, and that Rayden recognized this, he
had not grown up in any kind of environment to foster the kind of
self-confidence that most dragons possessed from lives of power and
opulence.
"I mean, when you get right down to it, all I can
do is eat their gear and give them lots of detailed information that
they don't want in the first place. I can't fight, I can't cook, I'm
too small to fly them anywhere or cast any spells. I'm useless."
At
a different time, K may have actually remembered his numerous
occasions of usefulness as translator and decoy, or at least reasoned
that he caused far less trouble than Rayden did, but at the moment he
was far too busy wallowing in self-depression to think rationally.
So
deep was he in despair that he almost missed the long, dark brown
serpentine form that had stopped in the middle of the canyon ahead of
him, bunched up in a huge, scaly pile.
Barely managing to keep
himself from yelping audibly, K gently landed and darted behind a
small rock outcropping, giving a short thanks to whatever forces were
responsible for delaying his adolescent growth and keeping him the
size of a terrier.
Glancing out from behind the rock, K started
making notes as to the earth dragon's condition; he seemed to be
wounded, but not badly enough to force the creature to stop and
rest.
'Must be Rayden's work,' K guessed, impressed both by the
demon's strength, and his utter recklessness in attacking a creature
so much more powerful than himself simply to have a luxurious
meal.
The dragon hadn't seen K yet, and in fact seemed to be
engrossed with something out of sight of both of them; he was staring
intently at a point on the cliff face, his tail twitching slightly
and betraying his amusement.
Frowning, K stretched out his own
woefully undeveloped draconic senses, and was immediately
overwhelmed. Just above the edge of the cliff, a source of
extraordinarily powerful magics was moving at a leisurely pace,
accompanied or carried by several life forms.
K quickly ceased his
concentration and shook his head. 'Dang, now I'm dizzy. I've gotta
learn to use those senses better...'
Crunch! The sounds of rock being smashed apart
was followed by a heavy rumbling noise, and K's eyes widened as he
turned his attention back toward the earth dragon, only to see the
tip of the beast's tail as it burrowed into the cliff wall.
'Uh
oh! He must be after the source of that magic!' K thought, quickly
taking flight. 'Maybe I should go get Ranma and Rayden! ... Nah,
forget it. They probably won't want to help. And besides, if someone
with such strong magic gets a warning in time, they should be able to
protect themselves!'
Clearing the roof of the canyon, K swept over
the cliff and quickly spotted the party that had the magic artifact
in its possession. It was a small group, consisting of three armored
figures who were clearly armed for physical conflict, and three
characters in long travel robes who were clearly not.
"Hey!
Hey, you there!" K shouted, zipping toward the group at his top
speed and hoping that his diminutive size would let them disregard
him as a threat.
The entire group stopped in their tracks and
turned to face him, the knights placing their hands on their
swords.
None of them showed any further evidence of defensive
action once they got a good look at what was coming toward them.
"What in the name of Devra Bashim is that?"
Saima murmured, squinting slightly at the bright object zipping
toward them as the midday sun shined off of its carapace.
Chiima
had a slightly better view, and his eyes weren't as sensitive. "It's
a... I think it's a dragon. A tiny one. And silver, too."
"Huh.
Too small to be attacking us. I wonder what he wants," Kaze
mumbled, stepping forward with the Eye of Malakai floating behind
him.
K approached rapidly, his head darting from side to side as
he looked for evidence of the earth dragon's ambush. "You guys!
Be careful! There's a dragon around here!" He said, landing
somewhat clumsily in front of Kaze in his haste to reach the
travelers.
Kaze stared down at the metal draconian for a moment.
Then he smiled. "There sure is! And he's such a cute little guy,
too! What's your name, little fella?"
K stared at the evon,
shocked, but managed to shake off his surprise in time. "No, not
me! Another dragon!"
"And is he as adorable as you?"
Kaze asked, leaning down to pat the metadragon on the head.
K
sweatdropped. "No. No, he's not."
"Oh." Kaze
blinked. "OH. That's not good, then."
"Where is
it?" Saima asked, rushing forward. "If its still a ways
off, we can make it to-"
She stopped speaking as the ground
started to tremble, and a distant rumbling started to get
louder.
"It's not a ways off," K said miserably, hopping
off the ground and flapping his wings to get some altitude. "Get
ready! It's an earth dragon!"
"Damnation!" Chiima
cursed, drawing his blade and jumping into the air, himself taking
flight. "Avatar, flee for the city! I should be able to distract
it long enough for you to escape and then get away myself!"
"No
good!" K shouted, "He senses that yellow orb thingy! That's
what he's after!"
"Where is it coming up?" One of
the paladins asked in a panic, trying not to bunch up with her other
earthbound companions.
At last, the tremors reached a crescendo,
and dirt and rock blasted upward around that same paladin as a
massive brown shape emerged from the earth.
The earth dragon twitched slightly as he turned to
face the rest of the party, slowly chewing the paladin he had
snatched up on his emergence.
"Adrianna! You monster!"
Chiima seethed, holding his blade back and charging it with
energy.
Gulp! "Bah. I hate canned food," the
dragon hissed, grimacing at the damaged armor that dragged itself
down his throat with sharp, torn edges digging into his relatively
soft esophagus. A sharp stinging sensation brought his attention to
Chiima, who had launched an energy wave at him with his sword. The
dragon shrugged it off. "Foolisssh bird. I'll deal with you
later."
Then he turned his attention to the evon who
possessed the item of interest. "Hmmm. Not the creature I wasss
looking for... oh well." Darting forward, the earth dragon
pulled the rest of its long, snake-like body out of the ground,
slithering toward Kaze with his jaw snapping.
Kaze stood his
ground, and the Eye of Malakai swept in front of him to hover just
below eye level. 'All right, time to see what this thing can do,' the
evon thought, his chest tightening as he quickly ran through his
options.
It was about that time that he came to a very startling
and unsettling realization, and he grimaced as he stared at the
translucent yellow sphere before him. 'I really should have asked
Risal how to use this thing.'
"SHRAAAUGH!!" The earth
dragon roared as he approached at high speed, ignoring desperate
volleys of weak energy beams being fired at him by the two remaining
paladin as he advanced.
Just as Kaze was about to give up on the
Eye and try his mundane magic, Saima stepped in front of him, her
palm held up toward the swiftly approaching beast.
"White
fire burning within, become my lance and slay my foe! SEVERUS ALPHA!"
Glowing white runes appeared in a circle around her hand and briefly
rotated before they collapsed into a single sphere of bright white
mana.
"Uh? GRAAAAH!!" A bright flash was the only other
warning the dragon got before it was speared in the mid-section by a
thick lance of magical energy, causing an explosion of hot blood out
of its side as the force of the spell stopped the dragon dead in its
tracks.
Kaze gaped as the bishop lowered her hand and let out a
tired sigh. "B-B-Bishop... that was... that was amazing..."
he stuttered, so in awe that he reverted to using a title of respect.
'To focus a magic bolt powerful enough to cause such a wound on a
dragon... the mana requirement must be enormous!'
Ignoring the
angelic paladin that was hovering behind him, the earth dragon hissed
at the elven woman, glaring hatefully as his blood pooled on the
ground. "You'll pay for that, elf ssscum!"
"Begone
lizard, before I manage to recall some of my more dangerous spells,"
Saima muttered dismissively. "We are not easy prey. If we do not
have what you seek, you'd best leave while you only have one hole in
you."
Then she whispered behind her. "Toren! Can't you
do something? I can't possibly kill this beast by myself!"
Kaze
sweatdropped. "What am I supposed to do? I've been in very few
life-and-death battles before; it's a little early in my career to
start slaying dragons!"
A vein popped up on Saima's head.
"You useless brat! Hurry up and run away then! Me and Chiima
will hold it here!" Then she shouted to the monk and other
paladin, both of whom had frozen in fear and indecision at the sight
of the monster. "You two make a run for it! We'll deal with
this!"
"You'll die like dogsss!" The dragon
snarled, idly whipping his head about to ward off an attack from
Chiima. Then he started forward toward the bishop.
Kaze cursed and turned away, noting that the metadragon also seemed to be fleeing the battle (and rightfully so). Having his path back to the city blocked, the priest elected to follow the smaller draconian, reasoning that he may already have a good hiding place in mind. 'I wish I could do something to help rather than run... but what? I don't have any spells that can hurt a dragon!'
"Die, foolsss!" The dragon roared,
slithering at high speed toward the elven woman who stood firmly in
his path.
Saima snorted and pressed her hands together, as if in
prayer. "Lord of Judgment, cast your wrath upon those who
would strike down your servants! Orb of Retribution!"
Summoning as much power as she could to herself, the elf formed a
bubble of bright blue energy around her. 'I can only pray it's
powerful enough to stun a dragon,' she thought bleakly to herself,
'the shield will block any incoming attacks and strike a severe,
paralyzing shock against all who touch it, but I'm not sure it will
work on something with a dragon's magic resistance. If it doesn't, I
can forget about a counter-attack...' Steeling herself against the
oncoming beast, she held her ground firm, bracing herself for the
impact as the azure barrier shined before her.
The impact never
came, and Saima's eyes widened as the dragon curved wide around her,
avoiding her and her barrier in direct pursuit of the fleeing
evon.
"Hey! No! You! You come back here!" Saima shouted
impotently, shaking her fist at the departing serpent.
Chiima
passed over her head and pointed at the dragon in a panic. "It's
no good! He's heading straight for the avatar!"
"I
noticed!" Saima shouted, letting her barrier fall as she tried
to summon another spell. "Toren! Look out!"
The earth dragon snickered to himself as he closed
with his target, having heard the pitiful shouting from the elven
cleric behind him. 'Foolish woman. As if I would throw myself upon
her magics when there is more bountiful prey about.'
Despite the
mental assertion, he sensed the bishop of Malakai charging up another
spell, and seeing how the first one she had thrown had been a doozy,
decided that the spellcaster required more attention.
"Chains
that bind the unworthy! Entwine and crush those who would defy your
punishment! Chains of Judgment!" Saima called out
desperately, throwing out her hand as a large circle of glowing runes
appeared in front of the dragon in preparation to stop him.
Once
again the elf was caught off-guard as the dragon suddenly veered
away, curving around so that he could face the enemies behind
him.
Saima's eyes filled with dread as she noticed the sickly
green glow within the creature's mouth, recognizing what was about to
take place.
SHOOM! A thick green beam of energy blasted
from the dragon's mouth, and Saima barely managed to leap out of the
way as the magic blast smashed into the area she had occupied bare
seconds before.
Immediately she scrambled to her feet so that she
could gain distance from the impact point; while she thought it
strange that there had been no initial explosion, she couldn't
imagine that an energy beam of that size didn't have a radius of
impact effect, whatever that effect might be. A quick glance behind
her confirmed her fears, as she watched the green energy quickly
disperse and sink into the ground, spreading from the impact point
much faster than she was running from it.
"Bishop! Hang on!"
Chiima shouted, grabbing hold of the elven woman and flapping his
wings powerfully to lift both of them off the ground.
Kroom!
Kroom! Kroom! The angel thanked the elder gods that elves were
generally extremely frail and thus appropriately feather-light as
huge, spiked crags of rock and crystal burst from the ground below,
each one stretching several meters out of the earth before stopping
dead, bits of dirt and crumbling rock sliding off their jagged
spires.
Distantly, the dragon snorted as he watched the angel
effect a rescue, and triggered a mental command. Immediately, the
crags began to glow red, and angry crimson cracks suddenly appeared
all over the patch of deadly rock.
Boom! Boom! Kaboom! Boom!
One by one, in increasing frequency, the spires detonated, launching
bursts of stone shrapnel and hot dust into the air.
The earth
dragon snickered as the paladin and bishop both disappeared within
the symphony of explosions, and then turned away. 'Now, to return to
the
hunt...'
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"Hey! Wait up!" Kaze shouted, still running
as he glanced at the distant explosions.
K craned his head to look
behind him. "Huh? Hey, what're you doing? Shouldn't you be back
there helping your friends?"
"What am I supposed to do?
I'm a self-taught amateur spellcaster and cleric! I don't have any
spells strong enough to faze a dragon, and talismans won't work
either!" Kaze complained, catching up to the flying beast and
keeping pace. "Besides, it looks like it's coming after me, not
them!"
A sound of an energy beam from far behind them
attracted their attention, and K and Kaze both glanced behind them
just in time to watch Chiima and Saima disappear in a barrage of
explosions.
Kaze winced. "Ooh... uh... they'll probably
survive that, right?"
K turned back forward, putting more
energy into his escape. "Probably. They were in the air, and if
that elf has more to her than a mean magic lance, she can pull off a
good landing." Then he looked behind him, annoyed. "So why
are you following me, exactly? I'm pretty much the only living thing
in a five-mile radius he WOULDN'T want to kill, and you're kind of
spoiling that."
"Don't you have someplace to hide, or a
shelter or something?" Kaze asked, swallowing nervously as he
saw that the snake-like dragon had continued pursuit.
"How
can I hide with you and that damn gem?" K shouted, "That
orb floating behind you is some kind of nuclear mana reactor or
something! He can sense that thing from over a mile away!"
"What?
Are you serious?" Kaze asked in alarm, mentally moving the Eye
so that it floated in front of him.
"Yes, I'm serious! Ditch
it, man!" K yelled angrily.
"You're out of your mind!"
Kaze yelled with equal heat. "This is a sacred heirloom of the
Order! The holy symbol of the fourth avatar's badge of office! MY
badge of office!"
"If you're a freakin' avatar, do
something avatarish and whoop that thing!" K said, a vein
popping up on his head.
"I can't!" The evon cried, "I'm
new at this!"
"You're useless!"
"So I've
heard!"
K grimaced as he heard the earth dragon roar
furiously behind them. 'Okay, think! You've only got one place to go;
back to Ranma and Rayden! I hate to ask Ranma to jump in and save me
like this, especially with Rayden injured, but I don't have a
choice!'
The metadragon flapped his wings harder, trying to pick
up speed as he saw the earth dragon gaining. 'Problem: that damn
overgrown wyrm will be on us in less than a minute! And when we reach
the cliff, what's this dork supposed to do? Jump?'
"Hey,
evon!" K shouted, getting the priest's attention. "Good
luck finding your way down! I'm sure not carrying you!"
Kaze
felt a deep sense of dread sink into his stomach as the canyon ledge
swiftly approached, and he finally realized where the metadragon had
been heading. 'Makes perfect sense, I suppose... after all, he can
fly, and an earth dragon, naturally, can't follow flying opponents
very far... but where does that leave me?'
Kaze slowed to a jog
and then to a complete halt as he reached the edge, and he saw the
metadragon shake his head sadly as he dipped into the canyon below,
protected as he was from the rigors of gravity.
The evon frowned
as he turned his head. The earth dragon had slowed slightly,
recognizing that its prey was trapped, and that there was no need to
maintain a chase speed.
'I will NOT die like this!' Kaze vowed,
gritting his teeth. 'If there's always been one thing I've been good
at, it's been getting out of a jam with my skin intact. I need to
stop trying to think like a hero and go back to thinking like a
young, two-bit rogue.'
Nodding at his decision, Kaze reached out
and grasped the Eye of Malakai between his hands. Then he shook it
violently, gritting his teeth. "HEY!! Ancient magic power! A
little HELP here? I didn't lug you around with me... well, I didn't
lug you around at all, technically, but... DAMMIT, DO
SOMETHING!!"
The approaching dragon raised an eyebrow as he saw
his next meal stop and frown at him, and then he sweatdropped as he
watched the evon grab the magical item and yell at it
furiously.
'Stupid priests. They never realize that they can't
rely on their pathetic gods to save them until it's too
late.'
Speeding up for a final lunge, the earth dragon opened its
maw, preparing to crush the evon between rows of sword-like
teeth.
Shoom!
The dragon's mouth was still open when
Kaze suddenly vanished in a bright flash of light, and it didn't
close immediately as the serpent slowly slid to a stop at the edge of
the cliff.
'What... where... how?' Closing his mouth, the dragon
frowned at the spot where the evon had vanished. Experimentally, he
whipped his tail around through the area that the man had occupied.
When no battered body or spray of blood materialized, he was
satisfied that the priest was truly gone, rather than merely
invisible.
'Impossible... that must have been a teleportation...
but to teleport on the spot, with no incantation, magic circle,
nexus, or magic terminal... wait, the sphere! Perhaps it was a
teleport key!'
Stretching out his own magical senses, the earth
dragon was baffled to find the object and victim he sought down in
the canyon below, and that it was still running away from his
position at a fairly good clip for a mortal biped.
'He teleported
down there? That doesn't make sense... unless... a blink spell?' The
dragon scoffed as he quickly dove into the ground, tunneling through
dirt and rock to reach the valley floor below without suffering the
disastrous effects of gravity.
'Blink spells are only possible for
the most learned of magi! How did that useless cleric know it? It
isn't a specialty of Malakai's cronies, is it?'
As he pondered
the specifics of Kaze's escape, the earth dragon's specially tuned
senses measured the precise extent of the vibrations caused by his
travel through the ground, and formed in his mind a perfect picture
of the shape, location, and distance of the canyon wall.
'Perhaps
I'll ask the priest about the spell before I kill him,' he
pondered.
Ka-kroom! The earth dragon's head burst out of
the side of the canyon wall, and he immediately caught sight of his
prey fleeing down the canyon floor.
'Ha! Talk to him before
killing him! I crack myself up!' Taking a moment to cackle to
himself, the draconic hunter slithered forward.
"You teleported down?" K asked
incredulously as he flew alongside the fleeing evon. "That
doesn't make sense... unless... a blink spell?"
"It
would seem so!" Kaze shouted in-between breaths, fighting to
keep up as the constant running began to take its toll.
"Blink
spells are only possible for the most learned of magi! How does a
useless cleric like you know it? It isn't a specialty of Malakai's
cronies, is it?"
A vein popped up on Kaze's head. "Who're
you calling a crony? Besides, I'm actually quite an effective mage!
It's not my fault that one of my first opponents was a bloody serpent
king!"
A distant explosion announced the dragon's exit into
the valley, and they both winced.
"Well, let's see if I can
do that again..." grabbing the floating yellow sphere, Kaze
concentrated briefly, focusing on a point several meters
ahead.
Shoom! After a moment of severe disorientation, he
found himself in the appropriate place, and smiled.
"Yes!
With this I can easily match that dragon's speed!" Concentrating
once more, Kaze mapped out several points ahead, remembering that one
of the main principles of the blink spell was supposed to be
catastrophic unreliability when used over longer distances (and when
it came to the disintegration and reformation of a person's entire
body, reliability was a key issue).
Shoom! Shoom! Shoom!
"Hey!
Wait up!" K shouted irritably, glancing behind him and noting
that he was now falling into the middle of the chase. 'I have half a
mind to fly out of here and leave him! Jerk...'
Shoom! Kaze
completed his first series of phasing teleports, and was pleased with
his progress as he looked back. "Excellent! I could do this all
day!"
He grabbed the Eye again, staring at a point on the
cliff above. "I'll just phase up there and then keep using it
until I get back to Taer'Kul! Easy!"
There was a long silence
as he continued staring at the point.
"Hey! No! Don't you
stop working now!" He shouted angrily, shaking the Eye of
Malakai again. "Damnation! What's wrong with this thing? Is it
out of power? Does it take batteries? Souls? Prayer? What?"
Whoosh!
"Hey, biped! Better start moving again!" K said as he
passed the troubled evon.
"Why didn't anyone give me an
instruction manual for this thing?" Kaze complained as he took
off once again at a sprint. "This is ridiculous! We can't
possibly outrun an earth dragon! Where are we heading?"
K
resisted the urge to remind the man following him that HE could
easily fly out of the earth dragon's reach, and that he was only
taking this route for the evon's benefit. "Don't worry! My
friend isn't far from here! He can help!"
"Your...
friend?" Kaze immediately began conjuring images in his mind of
even larger dragons, clad from head to toe in gleaming metal
carapaces and sheltering crowds of men and women under their steel
wings.
Given that, he was terribly disappointed when he realized
they were headed toward a single man crouched behind a campfire,
poking at the embers.
"Ranma! There you are! Thank the Gods!" K
gasped as he managed a clumsy landing in front of the campfire.
"There's an-"
"Earth dragon chasing you, right?"
Ranma asked, looking up from his fire.
At the metadragon's
questioning gaze, Ranma pointed behind them. "I'm not blind, and
it's not like he was far behind."
Kaze and K sweatdropped.
They had gained a good bit of distance while the dragon was busy
tunneling underground, but the earth dragon was still racing down the
straight length of the canyon floor, less than a kilometer behind.
"I
know you don't like fighting dragons," K pleaded, "but this
is an emergency! This guy and his party got ambushed and-"
"Don't
worry about it," Ranma said suddenly, getting up lazily and
stretching his neck. "I've got it covered."
Kaze's eyes
widened. "'Got it covered'? Against a dragon?"
"Uh...
yeah. Are you sure? You weren't nearly so confident about it last
time," K asked uncertainly.
Ranma gave the others a sidelong
stare. "Well, unless you plan on outrunning it, I don't really
have a choice, do I? Get back."
Stepping forward, Ranma
glared at the oncoming serpent, and then drew the pistol at his hip.
Kaze sweatdropped. "A gun? He thinks he's going
to kill a dragon with a gun?"
K frowned. "I don't think
so... you shouldn't underestimate this guy. He knows what he's doing.
And he's tricky. He nearly killed a snow dragon by himself just by
fooling her over and over again."
"Hmm..." Kaze
considered this. "I can appreciate the value of wit and deceit,
but I'd much rather you found someone of incomparable strength to
defend us."
"Sorry, that guy's still injured," K
murmured. "Besides, beggars can't be choosers."
"Point
taken."
Slipping the pistol into his left hand, Ranma then
raised his right, turning the gauntlet that covered it so that the
gem set in the back of the hand gleamed in the mid-day light.
"Hey,
scaly! You want this?"
The dragon stopped dead, and its eyes
narrowed as it stared hard at the human standing in its path.
Then
it charged forward, its body shifting to move in a sidewinder's
screw-like fashion. Huge coils of muscle and sharp stone-like scale
ridges tore apart rock and dirt that lay in the beast's path, and
Kaze and K both gulped and started to step back as they witnesses the
maelstrom of grinding destruction that was advancing toward
them.
Ranma remained unfazed, and slowly raised his Nighthawk up
toward the oncoming dragon...
And then kept raising it upward
until it pointed into the air, much to his friends' further confusion
and panic.
Blam! Ranma shot a single bullet into the air,
smirking as the dragon continued his approach.
The dragon, for his
part, wondered what kind of foolishness would encourage a human to
find an immortal monster of supreme power charging at him and respond
by wasting the ammunition of his already pitifully underpowered
weapon.
Sadly for the ancient beast, he didn't think to extend his
magical senses to sense traps in the area. Or take a moment to check
for explosives. Or use any one of his enhanced senses to notice
demons hiding in rock crevices charging up lethal sword strikes,
ready for the ambush. And even if he had, it would have been too
late.
"VENOM STRIKE!!" Rayden yelled, jumping out
of the small hole upon hearing the gunshot. Slicing downward in a
high arc to extend the length of the cut as far as possible, the dark
greatsword trailed black lightning as it sliced through the dragon's
rock-like carapace with ease, the normally invulnerable scales
offering little resistance before the awesome power of Darkrune.
Kaze
watched in awe and horror as a great spray of blood accompanied the
severing of the dragon just below the neck, and he grimaced as the
snake-like form collapsed onto the ground, all its speed translating
into dead momentum that kicked up large gouts of dust as the large
coil of flesh and scales fell.
"That... That was
incredible..." he gasped. Below him, K nodded in mute agreement,
not quite so enthralled to see one of his own kind so brutally
dispatched.
Ignoring the evon's comment, Ranma walked forward
toward the dragon's head, which was still gaping and snapping its
jaws while trying to conjure screams of agony. The lack of access to
its lungs made the effort useless, and merely made the dying beast
look more pathetic as its neck and head writhed helplessly.
Small
motes of red light began to gather around Ranma's left hand, and as
he balled that hand into a fist, it suddenly blazed red with
supernatural flames.
"Dragon fist!" Ranma
shouted, dashing forward and unleashing the blow into the dragon's
jaw.
KRA-KOOM! Kaze stood stunned as he watched a dragon's
head of flame plow into the dragon's head of flesh, resulting in the
latter being blown away and smashing into the canyon wall. The
resulting tremors from the impact caused several rock crags and
pockets of loose dirt to tumble down, and the evon watched numbly as
the pitiful creature was thinly buried underneath its elemental
birthright.
Rayden snickered as he watched Ranma deliver the
final blow. "Overkill. Nice." Then he turned and planted
Darkrune firmly into the dead body of the dragon, at which point the
blade began to absorb the dragon's blood to fill its own reserves of
power.
Leaving his blade to feed, the dark paladin approached his
team leader, looking extremely pleased. "Man, you were right!
They're WAY easier to kill when we do it that way!"
"Yup.
Tactics make most things easier. That's why I'm the leader,"
Ranma explained, patting Rayden on the back. "Brute force,
near-invulnerability, and deadly magic is all well and good, but it
really won't amount to anything if you're not smart about using
it."
Rayden sighed. "Yeah, I know. The other Dread
Knights and the priests are always saying the same thing. But it's
not easy, you know?"
"Obviously, I don't know,"
Ranma said condescendingly, "or else I wouldn't have survived as
long as I have. Anyway, just stick with me and you should do fine."
Despite the fact that the two warriors clearly hadn't
finished their after-battle reflection, at this point the earth
dragon's intended victims decided to cut in.
"You sneaky
bastard!" K said, smirking as he jumped up and landed on Ranma's
shoulder. "You were already prepared for him!"
Ranma
smirked back. "Yeah. Now do you see what I mean when I talk
about facing an enemy on my terms? Makes all the difference."
"That
was incredible!" Kaze said excitedly, finally drawing the
swordsmens' attention to him. "That attack! Such an enormous
concentration of dark energy! I've never seen anything like
it!"
Ranma frowned. "Oh. Right. K? Who's this guy?"
"I
dunno. His party got ambushed and he followed me down here. I have no
idea who he is," the metadragon said dismissively.
"I
do," Rayden growled.
Kaze nodded happily. "Yes, yes! We
met in Taer'Kul! I'm so glad that that whole lynching incident was
taken care of without anyone getting hurt! My name is-GRK!" The
evon's introduction was cut short as Rayden grabbed him around the
neck and lifted him into the air, glaring at him with eyes that
briefly glowed crimson.
"Someone DID get hurt, priest. I
DID," the Dread Knight said hatefully, tightening his
grip.
"Whoa, whoa, take it easy, Ray!" Ranma insisted,
tapping Rayden on the back. "So what if you got hurt? You're
okay now, right? I've hurt you too, remember?"
"He
splashed holy water in my face!" Rayden shouted.
"Tha'
wush a' assidenk!" Kaze mumbled as best he could with his throat
moments away from being crushed utterly.
"NOBODY splashes
holy water in my face and gets away with it!" Rayden
growled.
"Uh, Ranma did. And he TOTALLY got away with it,"
K said, sweatdropping.
Thwack! Ranma slapped K off his
shoulder, then turned back toward Rayden. "Okay, fine, so the
guy hurt you bad, and from what I'm piecing together, probably made
you look like a total wuss in front of a crowd. But you're not
allowed to kill him."
"Aw! Why not?" Rayden
complained.
"Because I said so," Ranma said firmly. "You
can slam him around a bit, but I don't want any major bones broken.
Also, try and finish up quickly, all right? You still have to chop up
the dragon and package what we're saving for later.
Kaze twitched
as Rayden grumbled incoherently, aware that his situation had not
improved overly much from being chased by a bloodthirsty monster. At
the very least, however, the demon holding him had loosened his grip,
allowing him to speak more easily.
"Wait! I'm sorry for
earlier! I was trying to help you!" the evon shouted
desperately.
Rayden grinned remorselessly as he balled one hand
into a fist. "If I'd wanted help, you would have known, because
I would have been crying like a little girl while screaming 'Help me!
Help!' But I didn't do that, did I?"
"That isn't...
but..." Kaze struggled helplessly for a moment, then he frowned.
"Well... in that case, there's really only one more argument
left to make."
With a short mental command, the Eye of
Malakai (which Ranma and Rayden had largely ignored up until now)
suddenly swung forward around Kaze's head, smacking sidelong into
Rayden's skull.
The dark paladin merely glared at the sphere,
largely unscathed, then he slapped it away with his free hand.
"What
did you think that was supposed to do?" Rayden asked angrily,
raising the evon up higher and then shaking him powerfully.
Poof!
Immediately the form that Rayden had mistaken for Kaze disappeared in
a puff of smoke, and Rayden blinked as he stared at the lone paper
talisman that slowly floated down to the ground.
"The hell?"
He mumbled, grabbing the paper so that he could read it.
G-ZZZAAAAK!!
"BWAUGH!!"
Ranma winced as the spell talisman activated upon
being touched, and then turned to Kaze, who was standing next to him
and massaging his throat.
"Of course you realize he'll have
to hurt you even more now," Ranma said neutrally.
Kaze winced
as Rayden slowly teetered back and forth, stunned but still
conscious. "Please, I wish to make an appeal to you! Allow me to
join you!"
Ranma and Rayden blinked in surprise.
"What?
Why should we let YOU join?" Rayden asked as he dusted himself
off, not nearly as upset about being electrocuted as the others had
expected.
"That's issue number two, actually," Ranma
corrected, crossing his arms over his chest. "My first question
is: why would you WANT to travel with us? We don't know you, and the
only one of us you've met was the psycho dark knight from an evil
warrior cult."
"He doesn't seem that bad to me,"
Kaze reasoned.
"Not the point," Ranma asserted. "We'll
get to how you get along with Rayden later. Answer the question,
please."
"It's a simple enough reason," Kaze
explained, "as an avatar of the Order of Malakai, I'm expected
to lead entire armies on grand crusades of liberation and conquest
into generally dark, nasty places where only the foulest and most
sadistic of demonic beasts reside." Then he pointed to the
dragon. "As you've probably guessed by now, my skills hardly
measure up to those expectations, and so I've departed on a quest to
expand my experience and sharpen my skills."
"Are you
done with your life story yet?" Ranma asked, looking bored. "I
asked why you wanted to travel with US."
"Of course.
After seeing you dispatch a dragon, which my previous company and
myself was nearly helpless against, I'm convinced that you're the
perfect group for me to assist to put my skills to the test and gain
new ones!"
Ranma raised an eyebrow, then rubbed his chin
thoughtfully. "Okay... I'll be frank with you; you've got a
couple things goin' for ya. First of all, for a priest, you're not
really preachy, and you haven't started making demands and then
insisting we do what you say because you're some kind of big
shot."
Kaze nodded smugly. "Humility is well-known to
me, and I've seen my share of the streets and lower-class lifestyles.
It's the wilderness that has been largely denied to me in my training
as a priest."
"How's that work?" Rayden asked
curiously. "Don't they train Malakai priests to be battle
clerics?"
"Most of the time," Kaze explained,
"though on occasion an influential priest may use his influence
to have his son raised exclusively as one of the civilian
ecclisiarchy, kept out of warzones, and trained only in utilitarian
magic." His voice took on a bitter edge. "Most of my skills
don't come from formal training, and I was punished frequently for
practicing combat magic against my father's wishes."
"Okay,
now there're two things I don't get," Ranma murmured. "One,
if you're supposed to be some kind of hero, how could your dad keep
you from being trained, and two, if you're supposed to be kept out of
warzones and dangerous places, what the hell are you doing in the
wastes on Earth realm?"
"To answer your first question,
I wasn't avatar until yesterday," Kaze explained, "and as
for the second, after the Death March was over, I managed to call in
several favors and then coerced a few more to be officially
transferred here. I wanted to see the humans' technology and escape
the sphere of my father's influence so that I didn't have to keep
kowtowing to my family's expectations."
"'Coerced,'
huh?" K said suspiciously. "You don't sound like a very
good priest."
"Honestly, I'm not," Kaze admitted
shamelessly. "I gamble, drink, and regularly sleep with women I
hardly know. I cheat whenever I think I can get away with it, and
despite my obviously limited and low-key experience, I love a good
fight. In fact, the only cases in which I actually uphold the creed
I've been taught are during the most dramatic examples of subjugate
evil, or if doing so explicitly benefits me at the time."
The
others stared at the evon expressionlessly, none of them being
prepared by such a barrage of honest admission.
Rayden was the
first to recover, turning toward Ranma. "I'd say that's another
point in his favor."
"Huh. Oh well; as long as you're
not a preacher." Ranma mumbled, causing K to sweatdrop. "But
now that we're past why you want to join us, there's the problem of
us not wanting you to join. Another party member, especially one
without survival training, means a slower pace, tighter resources,
and another backstory full of colorful characters that may come and
try to hunt us all down for being associated with you." He
stared suspiciously at the evon. "No offense, but the way you
described yourself, you seem like the type of guy with a lot of
enemies, and between me and Rayden we may not be able to handle much
more. What can you bring to the table?"
Clearing his throat
purposefully, Kaze stood up straight and grasped the Eye of Malakai
in his hand.
Vwoom! Immediately, the yellow sphere glowed
brightly, and a shaft of similarly colored light emerged from the
bottom and twisted itself downward, quickly reaching the ground.
After a moment, the glow receded from the extension of light,
revealing a gleaming, straight shaft that resembled polished bronze
in color.
Everyone present stared at the gem-turned-staff
curiously. Including Kaze.
"This guy is SO in," Rayden
said, quite impressed.
"That wasn't what he meant to do, you
idiot," Ranma said. Then he turned back toward the evon. "Go
on, get on with it."
"Er, yes. Right!" Kaze stared
at the staff in his hand consideringly, then shrugged. It HAD been
giving him a slight headache to keep the Eye aloft all this time with
his telekinetic powers. "Well, besides possessing an artifact of
penultimate power that I haven't quite gotten the hang of
using-"
"We've already got enough artifacts of
penultimate power that we can barely use," Ranma interrupted,
gesturing to his glove, and then jabbing a thumb at the greatsword
that was still embedded in the earth dragon's corpse. "Frankly,
I'm a little concerned at this point that having so much
uncontrollable magic power in one spot will cause a tremendous
explosion, or cause the Earth to implode or something."
"Ah...
uh... would it help if I mentioned that the chances of that are quite
nil?" Kaze said, sweatdropping. "I DO have a good
understanding of basic magical law as well as some of the advanced
magic theory..."
"Huh. That could come in handy. Go
on..."
"Psychic abilities, a fair library of spells,
even if I'm short of practice, spell talismans that I picked up from
a priestess long ago in my home realm, a number of effective clerical
spells..." he began ticking off his talents on his fingers.
"How
many of those clerical spells involve blowing things up? 'Cause we
pretty much have that covered," Ranma asked, interrupted once
again.
"Not nearly enough, really," Kaze sighed. "Most
have to do with things like detecting magic, demons, spells, traps,
materializing elementals, binding spirits, repelling the undead,
healing, setting traps, utilizing clairvoyance, and other useless
things like that."
Ranma was silent for several moments as he
digested all of this. Then he planted his hands on his hips and gave
Rayden a flat stare. "And YOUR only skill was cooking?"
"Hey!
Gimme a break; I just killed a freakin' dragon!" Rayden said
defensively. "All MY training involved destroying things and
surviving hardships that would crush mortal men!"
"Which
is precisely the type of experience I need at the moment," Kaze
said eagerly. "While I may have a range of useful skills, the
ones I'm most in need of are those involved in the complete,
efficient obliteration of one's enemies; skills you possess in
spades." With that explanation, Kaze placed his staff on the
ground and then kneeled, lowering his head and closing his eyes.
"Please, I beg you! Allow me to serve under you as your
apprentice! Servant, even! Through my services to you during your
journey, I just know I'll be able to overcome my weaknesses and
become a worthy servant of my god!"
Ranma frowned deeply, rubbing his chin. Then he began
to pace back and forth in front of the kneeling evon. "Well, I
admit you do have a lot going for you; you have a lot of skills that
we don't have, and you want to learn the skills we do have. You're
obviously smart, and have a lot of common sense. You also don't make
a big deal about Ray being a demon knight, which I find pretty weird,
but I appreciate anyway." Then he turned Rayden and K, the
latter of whom had perched on the former's shoulder. "Well, what
do you guys think?"
"He's totally in," Rayden said,
giving his leader a thumbs-up.
K sweatdropped. "Really? You
were about to throttle him a few minutes ago."
"Whatever.
All is forgiven. That staff trick was awesome!"
Ranma and
Kaze joined K in sweatdropping. The pigtailed man turned back toward
the evon. "You can see why being smart is kind of a big deal
around here."
"Indeed. I hope I can meet your
expectations, Master... uh..."
"Ranma. Ranma Saotome,"
the pigtailed man said, puffing up slightly at being called "master".
"This is Rayden Shikodan, who you've already met; he's the
group's powerhouse berserker and meat shield. The little guy is K. He
doesn't do much except eat our metal supplies and talk a lot."
The
metadragon twitched, but said nothing.
"You have such...
honest opinions of your companions' skills," Kaze said
uncertainly, wondering why Rayden looked so proud at being called the
"meat shield".
"Apparently Ray can cook too, which
is also worth mentioning seeing as how we were planning on chopping
that dragon up for steaks after his sword finishes sucking the blood
out of it. You in?"
Kaze, apparently being slightly more
sensitive to the presence of a dragon about, gave K a wary
glance.
The metadragon merely snorted in disgust, turning away.
Kaze took this as a sign that the various ethical forces had already
been discussed, and then properly discarded.
"He can prepare
dragon meat? Of course I'm in!" The evon said happily.
"Cool.
Nice to have you aboard. What was your name, again?"
"Kaze.
Kaze Toren, Avatar of Malakai."
Dum da da-dum! Kaze
Toren has joined the party!
Rayden, who had just began to hack
apart the fallen dragon, frowned as he looked around curiously.
"Seriously, what IS that, and where did it come from?"
"I
don't know what you're talking about Ray. Just get to cooking."
Kaze sweatdropped slightly as he picked up his staff,
but smiled. 'Yes, I imagine that my finding this group so soon after
the fragile illusion cast by my newfound status was shattered was no
accident.'
Looking determined, he planted his staff into the
ground and began to roll up his sleeves so that he could help. 'This
is the beginning of a new chapter of my life! No longer am I Kaze the
miscreant weasel! No longer am I Kaze the archbishop's son! From this
point forward, I strive to be known far and wide as Kaze the champion
of Malakai, first among the greatest priests of Earth realm!'
Despite
his inspiring inner monologue, the evon hesitated a moment later,
frowning suddenly.
'Hmmmm... for some reason, I feel like I'm
forgetting
something...'
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Bam! "Help! Quickly!" Saima shouted,
causing men and women to stumble in surprise as she burst into the
main hall of the Church of Sayg's cathedral. "I need a light
lancer squadron at once! Mounted on flyers if possible!
Please!"
"Bishop Saima!" An elven bishop said in
concern, recognizing the woman immediately. "Calm down! What's
this about? Oh! You're injured!"
Indeed, the elven woman
sported a deep gash on her leg and some smaller cuts on her arms, but
otherwise just looked rather dirty and bloodstained. "It's
nothing! I need the lancers deployed as quickly as you can! And a
healer for my paladin escort! He's waiting outside, but he's hurt
worse than I am!"
"I'll have you healed at once,"
the other elf said, gesturing sharply to one of the priestesses
waiting at his side, snapping her out of her stunned daze. "But
why do you need light lancers? If it's a dragon attack, our squadrons
are already deployed to-"
"You don't understand! The
avatar is still out there! He was being pursued by the beast when me
and Chiima were wounded!"
The bustle and whispers in the
cathedral that had erupted at Saima's entrance fell dead.
The
bishop frowned. "Wouldn't an avatar be able to hold his own? I
mean, he should at least be able to escape back here alive."
Saima
grunted as a priest took her arm and began to chant the incantations
to heal her injuries. "One would imagine so, but... well, has
anyone here ever MET the avatar?"
"I have," one
human paladin offered, raising her hand. "Kaze Toren, right?
Yeah, I know him."
Saima gave the woman a sidelong glance,
then slowly raised an eyebrow.
The paladin blushed badly, causing
many of her associates to also give her questioning glances.
'Ugh.
I guess she knows HOW I know him... it's such a pain living among so
many psychics, sometimes. No privacy at all.' Forcing herself to
adopt a more dignified expression, she accounted for Kaze's
experience. "I'd have to agree that he couldn't possibly combat
a dragon himself, given his lack of proper training and wilderness
experience. Though I certainly believe he could get away
unscathed."
"Hmmm... I see," the bishop looked
slightly condescending as he mumbled to himself, and Saima winced;
unlike the avatars of Malakai, Sayg's three avatars were each heroes
among champions long before they took up the holy artifacts of their
stations. Even Chiima would have seemed like a joke to them.
The
elven man sighed. "Very well then. I'll have some telepaths
relay a message to the light lancers in the field. Do you have the
dragon's approximate location and type?"
"Yes! It was an
earth dragon approximately nine kilometers north, near the winding
canyon!"
"I'll see to it that a full search commences
immediately. In the meantime, why don't you get some
rest..."
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"Sir? We're hunting an earth dragon now?"
One of the silver-armored knights asked the squad leader, who nodded
sharply in response.
"Yes! A party belonging to the Order was
ambushed just south of the canyon; only one of them was killed in the
attack, but one was forced to flee away from the city and was
pursued. If we arrive in time, we're to save him."
"Sir!"
The soldier leaned forward atop his horse, and the lead paladin
spurred his horse to a gallop, moving the entire squad across the
rocky plains toward the ambush point.
"Keep your ears sharp
for tremors! Watch for scars in the ground! Lances down!" The
paladin shouted, holding his own magitech crystal lance down and
deactivated.
Within minutes they approached one segment of the
canyon, and the horsemen slowly pulled their mounts up alongside the
cliff, slowing to a trot.
"We're still a ways from the ambush
point; we'll follow the lip of the canyon and keep watch on the
bottom; it's possible the priest we're looking for climbed down to
seek cover," the leader explained, pointing to lines of
observation for his men to take as they traveled.
"Sir!"
The
paladin jerked his head around sharply, raising his lance in
preparation to strike. "What is... hm?"
He immediately
noticed what had caught his subordinate's attention; a single,
relatively small two-legged mech was slowly moving along the opposite
side of the canyon, easily drawing the squadron's attention. It was
jet black, with sharp-angular joints and armor planes, and had
several long strips of silvery cloth-like attachments all over its
armor that trailed behind it as it moved.
"What IS that
thing?" One of the lancers asked nervously, slowly turning on
his crystal lance.
The paladin held his hand up, causing the man
to lower his weapon again. "It's a human device; a 'walker', I
believe they're called. I have no idea what one of them is doing
here, however..."
After a few more seconds, the walker's
image suddenly shimmered, and the strips glowed dully before a wavy
blur suddenly consumed the mech.
Several of the men jerked the
mounts back in surprise.
"It vanished!"
"What
happened? Do mages man those things?"
"Calm yourself!"
the leader demanded, turning away. "Some of those machines have
devices that render them invisible at will; I believe that the pilot
was letting us know his intentions are not harmful by allowing us to
see his vehicle." He frowned as he turned his mount back around
so that he could continue the route. "I don't know what human
war machines are doing here, but if they bear no apparent hostile
intent, it's not my responsibility to deal with it. We have a mission
to complete."
"Yes sir!"
"Sir!" The
group telepath said, speeding up his horse to reach the lead. "I've
received a message saying the squad 4 will be making a run down the
canyon themselves! We're to concentrate our search on the land!"
"Two
squads to search for a single survivor? Are we looking for someone
important, here?" Another lancer asked.
"It doesn't
matter," the paladin shouted, turning his mount away from the
cliff edge. "Another squad just makes the mission easier. We're
going-"
BR-R-R-RZAK!
The light lancers jerked their
heads back toward the other side of the canyon, where the noise had
come from, and then watched, stunned, as an arc of lightning wound
through the air from nowhere and sliced through the air in a wide
crescent arc.
Gzrt! BOOM!! A fiery explosion resulted as
the target of the attack became clear, and the cloaked recon mech
detonated violently as its generators overloaded.
"What the hell was that?" The squadron
leader asked, his lance suddenly raised and activated.
His
subordinates could offer no explanations, but they each raised their
lance and activated them, causing the long crystal shafts to pulse
with unearthly light.
"Some kind of... accident, perhaps?"
One of the lancers guessed, not being able to see any apparent
threat.
"I'm not positive, but I believe mechanical accidents
start INSIDE the machine before blowing it up," the paladin
muttered ponderously. "Hmmmmm..."
Vwom... Vwom...
Vwom...
"What in-SIR!! THE GROUND!!"
Surprised at
hearing such a statement when there had been no tremors present, the
squad leader glanced down at the ground, and then felt his heart sink
into his stomach.
All around the mounted warriors, white runes
appeared on the ground in an ever-widening circle, each successive
ring of magical symbols emerging from the earth and then slowly
rotating opposite the ring just before.
His men had already begun
to spur on their steeds to clear the area, but as the fifth ring
flickered into view, the paladin knew it was too late.
"This...
isn't a dragon's spell," he muttered bitterly, just before a
dozen crystal spires tore him apart from below.
Vwoosh! A white cylinder of light heralded
Doppler's teleportation before the patch of blood-soaked crystal
needles, and the veirheelu planted his lower fists on his hips as he
admired his handiwork.
"Not bad. They'll either blame the IEF
for this when they observe the mecha remains, or merely assume it was
the work of the dragon they were hunting. Either way, magi won't come
to mind."
Raising one of his upper hands, he muttered a quick
incantation, and grinned as he replayed the final moments of the
earth dragon's death, as recorded by the rune he had planted on the
creature's carapace.
"Not very informative in an of itself,
but it provides some useful implications," Doppler murmured to
himself. "Shikodan isn't nearly bright or devious enough to use
a simple ambush tactic unless directed to do so; the human must be in
charge of the group. And Shikodan doesn't follow anyone who isn't at
least as powerful as he is, so he must be extremely formidable as
well."
The veirheelu nodded. While he had gathered some
information from the fight in Phoenix Mountain, he had only been able
to observe part of the battle; mostly the part in which Rayden killed
the arrogant Phoenix king. Rayden, however, was an old subject, and
while his development required the occasional status report to keep
updated, the dark paladin's skills and power held no surprises for
Doppler.
"This human, though... he bears much more study.
That glove that he showed to provoke the dragon to charge; clearly
the dragon wanted it specifically, but why? And what's he doing with
a metadragon?"
Doppler clicked his tongue. "Well, I'll
have to put a note to increase observation of this one. If he's
attracted the Order's attention, then he may be just what I'm looking
for to... 'deal' with Yaermon."
Suddenly, he raised his head,
and then smiled. "Ah! The other squadron reached the other trap!
Poor, stupid fools." He snickered as he made a gesture in the
air, and smirked silently as distant, echoing screams were heard a
few seconds later. "Idiot pawns for a weak god. This realm is
better off without them."
With that final judgment, the
veirheelu was suddenly bathed in a column of blinding light, and an
instant later, vanished.
End Chapter 10
