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Stormfur padded onto the stage. this was the second time Cinderpelt had left him to the dating. Brownleaf was cleaning the camera. Mistystar was on Pawbook with her tablet. She grinned and beckoned Brownleaf to look too. they both laughed. Everything's normal. Only three minutes before the show started.

"Time, everyone! Get ready!" Stormfur called. Mistystar ran backstage and put up her tablet. Brownleaf continued cleaning her camera. Midnight was popping her knuckles in case a cat would have to be carried off the stage. Brownleaf was smiling. A different smile than usual...

But Stormfur didn't care. Then he noticed something. She seemed..bigger than usual. Well, I don't care. The show was starting.

"Welcome, to Win A Date With Stormfur! Again! Cinderpelt decided to take the day off, so Stormfur filled in for her! Today's contestants are Yellowfang, Poppyfrost, and Tawnypelt! And he'll take her out for a night at the club, KittyClan!" Two she-cats came forward and sat down. Mistystar checked behind the curtain. "Uh, Yellowfang, you've gotta come out now!" There was suddenly a startled, agitated screech and an irate hiss when Midnight pulled Yellowfang onto the stage. She bared her blackened teeth, but then Midnight bared hers. Yellowfang took the message and padded on grumpily.

"Well, okay," Stormfur began, "question one: Who do you miss most?"

"Honeyfern, I guess. She was my sister, after all," Poppyfrost decided.

"Brambleclaw! I sort of wish I could go back to ThunderClan to be with him, but then I'd have to leave behind Rowanclaw, and Tigerheart, and Dawnpelt, and Flametail..." Tawnypelt meowed.

"Raggedstar, probably," Yellowfang hissed. She was still grumpy about being dragged onto the stage.

Well, I met Honeypaw, too, so, Give a point to Poppyfrost!" Stormfur yowled. Poppyfrost looked annoyed.

"She's Honeyfern, Stormfur," she corrected.

"That's a point for Poppyfrost, and none for neither Tawnypelt nor Yellowfang!" Mistystar called.

"Alright, well, question two:" Stormfur went on, still wondering why Brownleaf was a bit big, "Would you agree that Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw made good parents for Hollypaw, Jaypaw, and Lionpaw?"

"Actually, it turned out that Leafpool and Crowfeather are Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather's parents," Poppyfrost stated matter-of-factly. Stormfur looked at her with disbelief.

"I think they were good parents, and, biologically, if you went way back, Brambleclaw is kin to them," Yellowfang mewed.

"I think so to," Tawnypelt agreed.

Stormfur still looked shocked. "That's two things I didn't know! But I'd rather know only the second than both...Give a point to Yellowfang, Mistystar!"

"Now Poppyfrost and Yellowfang each have a point!" She mewed.

"Question three: Do you like waffles?"

Tawnypelt yowled the answer, barely giving Stormfur enough time to finish. "Yes, but Firestar doesn't!" Stormfur snorted a small laugh at the viral video.

"I've never had waffles, but Firestar keeps making us hate waffles, and I've never tasted them," Poppyfrost answered.

"Poppyfrost! You don't like waffles?"

"I've never tried them..."

"I'm going to call you Poopyfrost from now on! Poopyfrost doesn't like waffles!"

"That's enough, Tawnypelt. What about you, Yellowfang? You've been as quiet as a dead bird."

"What are waffles?" Asked Yellowfang. Tawnypelt cursed under her breath.

"Great! Poopyfrost is great, but there's not a good one for Yellowfang! Oh, no, wait, there is a good one, but it involves something, er, rather mature, so I won't say it at all," Tawnypelt decided.

"Good idea, Tawnypelt. I like you. AS A FRIEND, I MEAN! I still love you, Brook! Give a point to her, Mistystar!"

"Now all three she-cats have a point! The last question will decide everything!" Mistystar exclaimed. Tawnypelt did the weird face-grab thing Dustpelt did and burst out laughing.

"Okay..final question: Do you like Grumpy by The Elders and Yellowfang?"

"Because I'm Grumpy, clap along, if you feel, like it's Mo-o-onday morning, Because I'm Grumpy, I just love that song!" Tawnypelt mewed.

"Why would I despise my own song?" Yellowfang asked while humming the tune.

"Firestar doesn't like that song so..." Poppyfrost stopped short.

"Poopyfrost! How dare you let Firestar take control of what ThunderClan can and can't like? You've gotta go to the Highledge, march up the rockfall into his den, and shout: I WANNA EAT WAFFLES AND LISTEN TO GRUMPY! Got that?" Tawnypelt asked. Poppyfrost looked at her in disbelief.

"Tawnypelt! I'm not doing that!"

"Alright, ladies, let's not fight! Give a point to Tawnypelt!" Stormfur meowed. Tawnypelt did the face-grab again and laughed.

"So, Yup! Tawnypelt wins with two points, and Poppyfrost and Yellowfang finish out with one." Mistystar firmly stated. Tawnypelt cheered for herself. Brownleaf turned the camera towards her.

"Well guys, that's it for today! Sorry, but no interview. No one wanted to. And next week, Cinderpelt will be back. Tune in next time, to Win A Date With Cinderpelt!" And the camera shut off.


REVIEW LIST:
TOMS!(remember, no Ashfur!)
A PLACE FOR THE WINNING TOM TO TAKE CINDERPELT!
AN INTERVIEW IDEA!
WAFFLES FOR POPPYFROST AND YELLOWFANG! AND TAWNYPELT'S PAYING FOR IT!
REVIEW NOW!