Meant to Be?
Summary: If you truly love something let it go, if it was meant to be it would come back to you. What a lie! It never comes back. Right?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did than I'd kill Sasuke…not that I don't like him…he's my favorite character…but he deserves to be killed by Naruto…
Warning: I eat people. Ummm…fem Sasuke...scary…
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Chapter 10: A Wish that Came True
"We need to tell you something important," Shino says in a grave voice. Kiba nods and his face drains of any emotions.
"Hinata, they took Hinata. We were told to investigate around here for signs of strange destruction. We found none, but the next morning Hinata was gone. We looked for her all over in the area and nobody's seen anything. There are no traces. Even I couldn't pick up her scent," Kiba explains his face strains to keep calm.
"They took her? Without a clue at all. That's ridiculous, a shinobi should never be caught in a situation like that," I scoff rudely. Kiba glowers at me and Shino, well Shino remains Shinoish. Naruto's expression is of confusion and Naoko sits there like a natural idiot. Great. I have a fabulous team.
"Hinata, how'd she get caught? That doesn't make sense. Stuff like that just doesn't happen. This is so suspicious! But I think it's ranking an A-class mission, ne, ne, Akemi?" Naruto grins and pokes me.
"They have Sakura; according to Naoko she saw most of it. The smoke blocked out a lot though. We don't know what happened to Kakashi-sensei. Maybe he's recovering somewhere. We'll find them all soon. There's no need to worry at all. Just calm down and we'll figure it out," I suggest ignoring my little lover boy. I sense someone's gaze on me but try to ignore it. Shino still creeps the hell out of me.
"That's a wise and level headed decision," Shino replies fixing his gaze on Naruto. Naruto just scratches his head in a sheepish manner. Naoko continues to sit there not having a clue to what in hell is happening. Which she doesn't. I sigh and stretch my arms out. I wish I could be away from this place and just watch myself from the outside. Watch everything like some stupid anime all the time.
"I agree," Kiba says putting up his hand as if it would make the situation any better. Naruto usually amused face washes away and is replaced with a solemn expression.
"Let's go now," Naruto exclaims leaping off the bar stool and grabbing his back pack. He pulled Naoko, Shino, and Kiba off their chairs and blabbered on and on about some crappy idea of his.
Then Naruto started sprinting in the direction of the woods with Kiba and Akamaru at his heels. Shino slowly floated towards the general direction of the woods and I dragged Naoko along with me. Nice, Baby-sitter Sasuke.
"Akemi?" Naoko's high voice pierced my thoughts.
"Hmm?"
"Do you not like me? Every time I look at you, you always have this really mean look on your face. It's scares me a bit…"
"Of course I like you. Why wouldn't I?" I ask my voice crisp and my eyes averted from the girl.
"I know you don't like me. Cuz every time Naruto turns around you get this really mean expression and start mumbling to yourself. Are you scared I'm going to take Naruto from you? Because I'm you're rival then! It's on Akemi. I promise you I'll get Naruto for myself, no matter what it takes!" Naoko whispers to me in a deathly tone.
I shiver under the twelve year old's seriousness. She glares at me her green eyes hard and not very cute. Then she looks away and struts away from me. That little person! I'll, I'll, I can't beat up a little girl…
I feel a hand on my shoulder I turn and see evil little Naoko and her ugly pointy vampiric teeth and creepy stone green eyes. She's grinning at me. She brings her mouth to my ear and begins to tell me something.
"Oh yeah, you forgot something," Naoko whispers in a light and feathery voice. I turn towards and notice no one else has heard her. She smiles showing her pointed teeth. Then she whispers, "You're wish is my command."
"What wish?" I ask. My insides are churning this doesn't sound good. The digs her long nails into my shoulder and I see paper fluttering around me in a whirlwind. Paper, isn't she supposed to be rain? Is my last thought before my body hits the ground. (1)
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I sense woozyness in my stomach and I watch my body fall to the ground. But I'm still standing near a log. I'm outside my body. I'm watching all my comrades fall to the ground. I look down at my current spirit and see that I'm man! I'm my regular self spiritually. I have my gay pirate outfit on.
With a sigh of relief I float forward towards my body. Wow. I'm really hot. Hell, I'd do me…but that'd be some screwy form of masturbating wouldn't it?
I float along searching for that little girl Naoko. What the hell did she do to my body? It's so awkward. I find Naruto, Shino, and Kiba's bodies. Akamaru is still conscious and is barking like crazy at a tree. I look at the tree and see a Naoko shivering with fear. Ha! Serves her right.
Then Naoko makes a strange and offensive hand gesture at the dog. The dog whimpers and drops to the ground from no visible injury. I move over closer to the dog arbitrarily swinging my legs in my attempt to move. It's really hard. I finally find the way and float like a spirit, wait I am a spirit, over to the unconscious Akamaru.
I examine the white dog and notice red liquid staining the forest floor. I reach down roll the lion sized dog over but my hands pass right through the creature. I try once more only to fail again. Frustrated I cross my arms and sit in the air.
Naoko appears next to me. A cruel smile appears on her face. She kicks the dog over and runs away. I sigh and begin to float around the general area to see if I can find Kiba, Naruto, or Shino. I don't. But they do.
"Sasuke?" I hear a voice call. I whip around in the air and find Naruto. Nobody has chakra signatures anymore. I can't sense anything. He's staring at me with wild eyes.
"Sasuke!" he yells grabbing my shoulder. I stand there paralyzed unsure of what to do. What should I do. I stare at him my mind wandering thinking of possibilities of what to do.
"Sasuke, what, why are you floating?" he asks. I glare at him. He's floating also. That dobe.
"Dobe, you're floating, also." he looks down at his feet and shrugs. It takes a minute for realization to finally sink in…
"HOLY)#()LOLBBQWTF!" the fool screams picking up his legs and carrying himself in a fetal position.
"Told you so," I smirk at the blonde. He finally recovers from his realization and stands nervously to the side of me. He crosses his arms and ponders what he should do. He doesn't know.
"So if you're dead. Doesn't that mean I'm dead too?" Naruto inquired not looking me in the eye. I don't answer. Instead I float down towards my girl body.
Naruto grins. "That's Akemi! Pretty hot, neh? She looks like a girl Sasuke. I think. She's really strange though. Hey did you perchance see a strange little girl with green hair?
"No. Naruto leave me. I have to go," I tell him. He stares at me funny and then looks back at his feet. Then he resurfaces and punches me in the face. My poor nose.
"What the hell is your problem?! You're dead! You don't need to worry about all of this shit! Stop running away! I won't accept it anymore! Just stop! Don't you care about Team 7 at all? Don't you feel anything! You stiff emotionless bastard!" he half screams half cries as he beats upon my face with compunction in his ways. Haha stiff haha haha he wishes.
I say nothing. What am I supposed to say? I love you stupid fool! But I'm dead so you'll just have to go marry some random bitch. Or I'm really Akemi and I love me! Get me preg so we can have pretty babies together! That's ridiculous. Instead I brush him off and knock him unconscious. I then lower him back to his own body. And he gets sucked back in.
I look endearingly at his figure. He wipes his eyes and sits up. He shakes off the thought of the horrible dream he just had. His face scrunches up but he stands up and begins calling for his team mates. He sees Akemi's body and picks her up bridal style. Damn! How the hell am I supposed to find Itachi like this? God damn it!
Good grief. Naruto put my "body" down against a tree covering it with some crap to keep it hidden. I smile at him, he obviously doesn't see. But deep inside he's still that stupid Naruto I knew. My leg is exposed halfway so…
I float down to my body not allowing myself to be sucked in yet. Naruto runs off and I assume my tangible self. I groan as the pain that accumulated in the somewhat spiritual plane returns to my body. I pick myself off the ground and begin a light jog. I don't know where to go but I'll figure it out along the way!
I jog around looking for clues of what could have happen to Hinata and Sakura. Not that I care…but this could all be related to Akatsuki and that bastard of a brother of mine. A clue!
It's not much but there is something shiny! Something unnatural to the wooded area. I bend down and to pick it up but something else greets me. A kick in the arse!! Why the hell do surprises keep grabbing as my arse??
Anyways you can guess who the culprit is. Naoko. "Hey there, Akemi was it? I thought so. Wanna go? Ever since that tard Naruto's been gone I've been dying to kick your ass. And I know I just did, but for real this time. Ready?" Naoko grins at me her eyes betraying her somewhat adorable, oh who the hell am I kidding, this is WAR!
"Oh we're gonna go. I'm going to kick you when you're down Naoko, you're finished." I say. She comes at me low sweeping her left leg to make me trip. Not going to work! I jump up and come down precisely on her foot. Did I hear some bone crunching?
She grimaces but punches me in the gut. She misses I twisted my body and managed to get her arm in an arm bar. She gives me a sick grin and pokes me in the eyes with her free hand. Crappy ass girl. What the hell? What kind of cheap shot. I jump back rubbing my eyes.
I reach down to grab something to fend her and find nothing. I look up at the little bitch and she's spinning my weapon leg strap around her fingers. No problem at all. She wants to play this game I'm so there. I smirk and take my spare shuriken out of my bag. It's no use using jutsu with a child.
Spinning them around my fingers I throw them at her. As expected she dodges gracefully but fails to see that my clone which I had produced way earlier catches her.
"You lose." I tell the girl. She spits on my feet. Distasteful. I smile at her and hold a kunai to her neck.
"I wasn't even trying. Let's go again. I'll kick you!"
"Now take me to Itachi. I know you know where he is. If you don't I'll have to make you suffer. One finger or toe at a time. So what do you say?
Night falls and we camp out. Well I camp out. She's tied up with chakra binds I packed just in case. Lucky me. Finally get to use them.
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14 days til I die again…(somewhat they went to sleep!)
Notes…
1 – lol wish in early paragraph thing…up like two or three...dunno something like that
Sorry for not updating in a million years!! So sorry! It's a bit short but I will make it up some how!!