Teehee, part 2. I hope you like it! Also, please review! I wish to break 50 reviews!

"Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our Halloween special of The Fan-fiction Dating Game! Tonight our lucky guest is none other than the Authoress herself!"

"NO! Untie me this instant, phantomphan1992! What did I do to you? What are you doing with my bag of dark chocolate? That's mine! Give it back!"

"No, my dear Authoress, it's mine now. You didn't see it fit to give us any candy, so I took it."

"But, you put a bag over my hea-"

"Shut up. Ok, time to introduce the contestants! Contestant One, please state your name and occupation."

"My name is Artemis Fowl. I am a genius."

"Oh good, at least you're my age. And you're a boy."

"Well, I can honestly say I, like you, did not choose to be here."

"Shut up, both of you, or risk the wrath of a Phan-girl on a sugar high. Contestant Two?"

"Name's Zuko, Prince Zuko. Occupation: fire bender."

"Thank you. Contestant Three?"

"Hello! I'm Sokka, from the southern water tribe. My occupation at the moment: trying to eliminate Zuko."

"Good luck with that. Now, Authoress, feel free to state your name, age, profession, and favorite color, country, movie, book, animal, and food."

"I don't have to answer that."

"Oh yes you do. Because your dark chocolate is not the only thing we stole. We also stole a certain batch of chocolate-covered cherries. Now Dracula is under our control, and he's standing right behind you."

"Oh. I knew I should have brought a crucifix. Well then, here I go. Name's Evanesce, age…well, same as Artemis. I'm an Authoress/singer/reader/student. My favorite colors are pretty much any color that isn't yellow, orange, pink, fluorescent, or pastel. My favorite country is, the U.S.A. …umm…well… and Middle Earth. If you can't guess my favorite movie you must be dense. Does The Phantom of the Opera ring a bell? Books, well, I have a lot of favorite books. Dracula is probably on top. No, Dracula, that doesn't mean I like you particularly. Animal….dragon. And food: anything with salt, garlic, cheese, or chocolate (though not altogether please). Is that all?"

"Yes, that's fine. Now it's time to question the contestants, who have been switched around. Contestant One, what is your favorite after school activity?"

"Being a pyromaniac."

"Ok…Contestant Two, what is your favorite food?"

"Seal blubber."

"Wait, excuse me a moment…"

(runs off to bathroom to upchuck)

"Ok, I'm back. Now, Contestant Three, what was your most embarrassing moment?"

"Any time I get lower that a 100 on an exam."

"Yay! Same with me!"

"Shut up, Authoress. Now, you ask them questions."

"Ok. Contestant One, is it true that you played with Barbie dolls s a child?"

"Yep! It's so fun to melt their hair, and their feet, and thei-"

"I'm sorry I asked. Now, Contestant Two, who do you think is hotter, you or Contestant One?"

"Why me of course. He has a big scar on his face, which is like, so gross."

"You want to bet? I bet I'm like, so much better looking that that Erik dude…he has to wear a mask…"

"Umm…bad idea to say that…Uh oh, I'm guessing the tall guy dressed up as a punk rocker is the Phantom, you two better run."

(They run off the screen, pursued by the Phantom)

"Well, my dear Authoress, that would leave you paired up with Artemis over here, but it appears he has disappeared through a time warp. As a condolence, though, you can have Dracula."

"What! No, please no! But, wait…"

(pulls out small whistle and blows through it. There is no sound.)

"Come, my pack of killer poodles!"

(A large pack of poodles appears, followed by a horde of costumed Phan-girls. A girl dressed in a bunny costume followed by a bunny dressed in a human costume call out.)

"We're coming Evanesce! We would have come sooner, but the poodles got a hold of someone's Halloween candy. And Wonder Wombat had to help PhantomoftheBasket fill out the registration forms. And then Supergirrl and Beware of the fluffy ones had a duel, and you see where that went…But here we are!"

"Ok. Can someone please untie me now?"

(A Phan in a jester costume helps untie the Authoress)

"Thank you. I assume you are PhantomoftheBasket?"

"Yep."

"Ok. Phan-girls, time to go! We can all try to kill each other some other time!"

(A certain group of Phan-girls begins to run towards the barricade, followed by a pack of killer poodles.)

"Get back here! As narrator I have some authority! Your dumb dogs ruined my Phantomess costume!"

"Umm, phantomphan1992, we have some good news for you."

"What is it, kloolk?"

(Back on the other side of the barricade:)

"Where's Gerry?"

Uh oh...cliffhanger. You all do know that it is a certain actor's birthday tomorrow, right? I have a special chapter planned.