Parody Of A Parody - When there's trouble you know who to call. From their fan mail, they will see it all.
"Mail call, y'all!" Cyborg hollered, struggling to lift up the box. "There you are, birdy boy. You could've helped me carry this thing! We've got a heavy load this time."
Robin removed his earphones and wrapped them up. He dapped his face with a towel, adjusting his tank and basketball shorts. "I was in the training room working out with Beast Boy." The leader reached for his water bottle, and as if on cue, the green man entered. "Don't we always get a lot? It's fan mail day." Cyborg shrugged.
"I guess. But this has got to be one of the biggest yet.."
Beast Boy cheered up, rubbing his hands together, and he sauntered over to box. With one swift motion, he clawed it open. "Goody! Let's see what I got this time!" he mumbled. Raven and Starfire both walked in the common room, approaching him. He tossed small trinkets and stuffed plush dolls aside, Raven blocking each thrown item with a magical shield. Beast Boy scrunched his nose and grunted. "Aww, this one is for the whole team...yuck." Robin nudged Cyborg's side and they moved closer.
"What a drag. I was really looking forward to rejecting all my marriage proposals too," Raven mentioned, rolling her eyes. Sarcasm dripping off her monotone.
"Ha. Ha," Beast Boy sarcastically mocked and pulled out a box of DVDs, letters, and gifts. Boxes of herbal tea for Raven, wires and wrenches for Cyborg, a case of mustard for Starfire, tofu cookbooks for Beast Boy, and hair gel for Robin. Beast Boy scanned over a letter and read aloud, "Dear Titans, here are gifts provided for you from our citizens of Jump City. We also have given you the complete DVD set of...'Teen Titans'. Dude! We have a TV Show?!"
"Friends, I do not recall anyone filming us for the television show?" Starfire asked quietly. She eyed each corner of the room cautiously, searching for a hidden camera in the Tower. "Please..are we being, as you called, the punked?"
"That's a different show, Star," Cyborg reminded. He did a quick check of his scanner, double-checking that each alarm was set and there were, in fact, no hidden cameras. "Looks like there's no camcorders here.."
"That's because they didn't film anyone," Raven added, snatching the video case, reading over the summary. "It's a cartoon about us, apparently."
Beast Boy hopped excitedly, running to the DVD player. "Well dudes, what are we waiting for?! Let's watch!"
Robin nervously scratched his hair. He turned to his friends for moral support. They shared the same confused face. "I don't know, Beast Boy..."
"Yeah, man. Don't you think it's kinda weird? Watching ourselves as little toons?" Cyborg commented.
The changeling gasped, scoping the sofa for the remote. "No way! It's totally awesome! Who knows. Maybe they made our characters spot on. Please?!" he pouted. The apprehensive Titans relented and found themselves lounged on the couch watching their own show. "Dude, we have a THEME song. So cool!"
6 hours later...
Raven rubbed her temples, annoyed. She folded her feet underneath her, cross-legged. "Do I really speak like that? And how do these people know what my room looks like? NO ONE goes in my room.."
"I've really gotta stop saying 'booyah'.." Cyborg muttered, visibly embarrassed by his catchphrase.
"The animators made my hair looks fantastic." The four superheroes glared at Robin. He sunk lower in his seat and huffed, "Well, it does. Although, I don't think my work obsession with Slade went that far..."
"It did," the team agreed together. Robin ran his fingertips through his hair, smirking.
"Actually, it still does," Raven quipped. Robin angrily made faces and rested his hands behind his head.
"Was I really that scrawny before?" Beast Boy inquired, observing his toned figure. He slid his fingers down his chest and torso, amazed at how his body figure had drastically changed. "Thank goodness for puberty or I would've been toast.."
"Friends, I enjoyed this miniature cartoon version of us all! Do you agree as well?" Starfire cheered, prepared to finish each episode.
Raven sighed and turned off the tv, using her powers. "I've had enough."
"I've gotta give it props. It was pretty cool," Cyborg commented. "Wouldn't mind watching another episode. No wonder why people are into it."
Beast Boy's mouth dropped, an idea crossing his mind. "Dudes, what if this 'Teen Titans' show had like..this huge fan base and people totally wrote stories about us and all?! No, even better. What if there were comics about us and our adventures? Sweet!" The common room became eerily silent. Each person deep in thought.. Could this be true...?
"Nah," each Titan said at once, bursting into uncontrollable laughter. For all they knew, that possibility seemed impossible..
*Mail Time! :
Guest: Whoa! Haha. Yes, I don't understand why guys get so freaked out going down that aisle?!
Monkeysuncle1: Ahh, I know! But the tension is always so fun. To be together or not to be? For BBRae, that is the question. The show was very intense as well.
changeling: Did you? Did you really? :) Yay, you found it funny!
Sergeant Daniel: Thank You! I hope these new chapters were good enough.
RotatingOwl: Ah! Finally someone that has caught on! Yes, I tried to connect each story so it flowed as one. Thank you!
roseliaann: Yes. Very close.
thekillerrox123: Not quite yet! .. Still debating on whether these two should kiss or end up together. What do you think? :)
mischievous5100: Unfortunately he did not :( AND made her pouty. Why?! Haha. Teasing is fun! Thank you! I enjoy your reviews!
