Turtle: I'm back guys.
June: Oh, thank goodness! Turtle you won't believe the horrors I had to endure thanks to…him!
Duosharp: Hey, I have name you know. And what horrors? Al I did was ask you to bring me something and other stuff.
June: Exactly!
Turtle: I so don't need this right now, let's just get on with the- where did this door come from?
Duosharp: It came from a factory that makes doors or to be more specific a tree.
Turtle: No, really Captain Obvious? I was wondering where it came from because it was never here before. You guys know anything about this?
June: Nope.
Duosharp: First time I've ever seen that door. I suggest we open it.
June: Good idea, Duosharp. You open it.
Duosharp: I'll open the door?
Turtle: Good job, volunteering.
Duosharp: Uh, Turtle you should have the honor opening the door, you are the author.
Turtle: Ladies first, June.
June: Oh, no, no. You are the boss, Turtle and our leader. Besides union laws state we can't go near things that are eerie, creepy, or ominous.
Turtle: Curse, you union laws! Wait, there's nothing creepy, eerie, or ominous about the door. So I don't have to- (creepy, eerie, ominous music starts playing) open it. I just had to say that, didn't I? Fine. (Opens door) See, there's nothing in here.
(Giant red eyes appear in the darkness)
Duosharp: Uh, uh, uh dude?
June: b-b-b-behind-
Turtle: There's something behind me isn't there?
Duosharp and June: *nods*
Turtle: Oh, crud. Well, might as well get this over with. Please don't be something scary. Please, don't be something scary. Please, don't be- oh, who am I kidding it's going to be scary. *turns around* G-G-G-G-G-G-
Duosharp: Giratina?
Giratina: RAWR!
J, T, and D: AHHH!
Turtle: Start the disclaimer! Start the disclaimer! START THE DISCLAIMER!
June: Turtle, Duosharp, and me don't own Pokemon!
Duosharp: It's supposed to be "Turtle, Duosharp, and I don't own Pokemon!"
Turtle: This is no time to be the Grammar Police! Now, Run! *all three run away*
Giratina: RAWR!
Last time on the
New HeartGold and SoulSilver Ethan and his friends and Silver, had arrived at the Violet City Gym it has finally been two weeks since the dreaded Team Rocket ransacked the city. Now they were able to challenge Falkner the Violet City Gym leader to a Pokémon battle for the Violet City Gym Badge. Ethan is the first to challenge him. During the course of the battle Falkner proved to be a powerful adversary. Showing why he is The Violet City Gym leader. Both are now down to their last Pokémon. But Falkner's signature Pokémon Pidgeotto has the upper hand where we last left off. Now let me shut up and get back to the story.
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"Now Pidgeotto! Finish it off with a Gust attack!" Falkner shouted.
"Oh, no!" Ethan cried, "Cyndaquil!"
"If Cyndaquil gets hit one more time it's all over." Lyra said worriedly for her friend.
"Well, then it's a safe bet that Ethan will lose." Silver said plainly.
"Aren't you even worried about him?" Lyra scorned Silver.
"How can I put this gently? No." Silver deadpanned.
"Cyndaquil dodge it!" Ethan tried to help Quil.
"Cyndaquil!" The fire mouse barely dodged the attack.
"Pidgeotto Sand Attack!"
"Geotto!" The bird squawked as it blew sand straight into Quil's eyes obscuring its vision.
"Quil!" it said as it tried to expunge the sand out of its eyes.
"You should give up now Ethan. I'm not Gym Leader for nothing." Falkner told him.
"Never!" Ethan said showing off his stubbornness.
"Well remember I tried to give you a way out. Pidgeotto!" Falkner called.
"Pidgeotto!"
"Super strong Gust! Let's go!"
"Cyndaquil!" Ethan shouted.
"Cyndaquil!" Suddenly Quil's the red spots on Quil's back starts to glow red and a burst of flames erupts from it.
"Whoa! Silver and Lyra exclaimed.
"Quil." Ethan whispered.
"What's this?" Falkner said.
"Blaze. Blaze is the ability all fire starter Pokémon have. When its HP is low this ability activates and all fire-type moves become increasingly stronger." Ethan's Pokedex explained.
"Alright! Quil let's show them what we are made of! Use a full blast, maximum power Ember, now!" Ethan cheered.
"CYNDAQUIL!" it said as hot embers poured out of its mouth.
"Pidgeotto, try to dodge!" Falkner called out to his Pokémon to no avail. It stood there frozen in fear as the massive attack came towards it. Then it completely missed the Pokémon for it was aimed at the right.
"Ahhh!" everyone including the Pokémon face-faulted at the extremely embarrassing display.
"What the heck was that?" Silver screamed.
"Well, that was anticlimactic." Lyra deadpanned.
"I can't believe I forgot about Pidgeotto's sand attack." Ethan whined.
"I can't believe something like that actually happened." Falkner face-palmed.
"Pidgeotto." the bird agreed.
"Let's try that again. Quil full power Ember let's go!" Ethan tried to continue the battle.
"Right! Pidgeotto high-powered Gust!"
"Cyndaquil!"
"Geotto!" they cried as they sent their attacks towards each other. With the aim correct.
"Keep on going, Pidgeotto!"
"Cyndaquil! Keep it up!"
"Quil!"
"Pidge!" Both Pokemon keep attacking until there was an explosion caused by both attacks.
When the smoke cleared one Pokemon was standing and the other one was knocked out. Cyndaquil was standing on its feet while Pidgeotto was knocked out on the ground.
"Pidgeotto is unable to battle. The winner of this round and match is Ethan, the challenger from New Bark Town." Clyde announced.
"Pidgeotto you have a good, long rest my friend." Falkner returned Pidgeotto to its Poke Ball.
"We won? WE WON!" Ethan hugged his Pokémon filled with unbridled joy.
"He did it!" Lyra cheered.
"Yeah, hooray for him." Silver said in a sarcastic tone but smiled a little bit.
"Alright so who is next?" Falkner asked.
"That would be me." Silver stood up.
"Okay let's go."
Silver VS. Falkner: The Violet City Gym Leader
"This will be a two on two match between Silver and Falkner, the Violet City Gym Leader. Begin!" Clyde shouted.
"Totodile, come on out!"
"Let's go Pidgey!"
"Totodile!"
"Pidgey!"
"Sand attack!" Falkner ordered.
"Counter it with Water Gun!"
"Totodile!" the Pokémon sprayed a gush of water from its mouth.
"Pidgey!" The Pokemon was instantly knocked back by the water and fainted.
"Pidgey is unable to battle Totodile and Silver win this round." Clyde announced.
"Huh?" Ethan and Lyra jumped up from their seats astonished by what happened.
"Impressive." Falkner remained calm; returning his Pidgey back into its Poke Ball.
"Hmm." Silver smirked.
"But now it's time to show you the true Power of the flying-types, Natu go!" Falkner called out a small, green bird Pokémon with small wings that have bright red, yellow and black on it and a red crest on its head. A yellow beak and three-toed feet.
"Natu!" it cried.
"A Natu huh?" Silver questioned while taking out his Pokedex.
"Natu: The Tiny Bird Pokémon. It is a psychic/flying-type Pokémon. Because its wings aren't yet fully grown, it has to hop to get around. It is always staring at something. It usually forages for food on the ground but may, on rare occasions, hop onto branches to peck at shoots." It told them.
"Totodile use Leer!"
"Totodile!" the water crocodile gave Natu an intimidating look.
"Natu use Leer right back!"
"Natu!" the bird gave Totodile an even more intimidating look scaring Totodile.
"Totodile!" it coward.
"Totodile, don't let it scare you fight back with Scratch!" Silver commanded.
"Totodile!" It raised its claw to strike.
"Teleport." Falkner smirked.
"Natu." The Pokémon said right when Totodile's claws almost came down on it and it disappeared.
"To? Totodile?" the Pokémon asked.
"Totodile be careful it could pop up anywhere." Silver cautioned.
"Now Natu, Night Shade!" Falkner ordered. Natu then appeared behind Totodile and shot a ghostly ray from its eyes at Totodile.
"Totodile!" it cried.
"Teleport again."
"Natu." It disappeared for a second time.
"Grr. Totodile keep an eye out." Silver said.
"Toto. Totodile." It searched for it.
"Natu Peck Attack."
"Natu." The Pokémon appeared on Totodile's back and started pecking it.
"Totodile!"
"Totodile use Scratch!" Silver tried to help his Pokémon.
"Totodile!" it used Scratch on where Natu was but it teleported before harm can be done and accidently scratched itself. Then reappeared on its head and continued pecking at it. (You know where this is going.) Totodile kept Scratching where ever Natu appeared and soon fainted from fatigue.
"Totodile is unable to battle. Natu and the Gym leader Falkner wins!" Clyde said.
"Totodile, return take a rest." Silver sighed, "Sneasel, attack, use Scratch!"
"Sneasel!" It cried as it attack Natu.
"Teleport again, Natu!"
"Natu!"
"Sneasel, get ready!"
"Sneasel!" it readied its claws aiming to strike when necessary.
"Natu!" It appeared in front of Sneasel.
"Natu use Night Shade!" Falkner ordered.
"Sneasel Taunt attack now!"
"Sneasel Sneasel snea snea sne Sneasel! Bltttlf!" Sneasel taunted Natu and blew a raspberry at it.
"Natu! It growled and shot out the Night Shade but Sneasel dodged it.
"Now you can't teleport anymore. Sneasel Icy Wind now!" Silver sneered.
"Sneasel sne!"
"Natu use Peck full force!"
"Natu!" it tried to peck Sneasel but it was too fast and missed and was hit with the Icy Wind attack causing it to faint.
"Natu is unable to continue; this victory goes to Sneasel and Silver." Clyde announced the results of the battle.
"Way to go, Silver!" Lyra complimented.
"Good for you!" Ethan also complimented as well.
"Of course I would win what did you expect? I'm not Ethan after all. I still just can't believe you actually won. It was probably a fluke?" Silver insulted Ethan.
"What! A fluke? You were there that was no fluke I won that through hard work because I am a great trainer!" Ethan said as his head grew 2x larger and fire was around him.
"Oh, please I don't know what I saw! And you are a horrible trainer. You lost to those idiot Rocket Admins and I had to come in and save you."
"That's it why you little-" Ethan said as he and Silver started fighting again. Lyra, Clyde and Falkner all got big anime sweat drops on their heads while staring at the two fighting.
"Um, does this happen a lot?" Falkner asked.
"Unfortunately… yes." Lyra face- palmed.
"Uh, should we stop them?" Clyde asked.
"Normally, I would say yes, but I think I will leave them to their own devices this time. Besides it's my turn to battle." Lyra said.
Lyra VS. Falkner: The Elegant Master of Flying Pokemon
"The last and final battle of the day is between Lyra and Falkner, the Violet City Gym Leader. Each trainer will use two Pokémon only the challenger will be able to switch Pokémon. Let the battle commence!"
"Spearow, come out!"
"Go Chikorita!" Lyra called out her Grass Dinosaur Pokémon.
"Chikorita!"
"Chikorita?" Ethan and Silver stopped fighting and looked at her strangely.
"A grass-type, huh? She sorta reminds me of a trainer I fought 3 years ago." Falkner whispered to Clyde.
"A grass-type? Lyra you know Grass-types are weak against flying-types. I would expect Ethan to do something as stupid as that not you." Silver stated.
"Hey!" Ethan said as he attacked Silver again.
"Don't worry it's all according to my plan." Lyra explained. "Rita use Poison Powder!"
"Chika!" it shouted as it swiveled its leaf and a purple powder fell down onto Spearow.
"Spear Spearow!" it coughed at the poisonous spores.
"Spearow Fury Attack!" Falkner ordered.
"Spearow Spearow spear Spearow!" it jabbed Rita with its sharp beak.
"Chika!" it cried out.
"Choosing a grass-type to fight a flying-type, that's a bold move. A bold but stupid move, Spearow Peck Attack!"
"I don't think so; Chikorita use Razor leaf to stop it in its tracks!"
"Chikorita!" it launched razor sharp leaves injuring the bird.
"Spearow, Leer it!"
"Rita use Growl let's go!"
"Spearow finish it off with Peck!"
"Chikorita return! Go Rill! Tackle Attack!"
"Marill rill!" the aqua mouse hit the Spearow and it landed on the floor with a thud signaling it fainted.
"Spearow is unable to battle the winner of this round is Lyra and her Marill."
"Hmm. Go HootHoot!" Falkner called out his last Pokémon for the day HootHoot.
"Marill Tail whip and then Water Gun!"
"Marill rill mar rill!" it wagged its tail cutely and then hit the owl with Water Gun.
"Hoot!"
"HootHoot Hypnosis!"
"HootHoot" its eyes glowed as it hypnotized Rill to sleep.
"Marill rill!" it fell asleep.
"HootHoot Tackle it!"
"HootHoot!" it tackled Marill who was still asleep.
"Marill return! It's all up to you, Rita!" Lyra recalled her grass Pokémon.
"Chikorita Tackle that HootHoot then use Razor Leaf!"
"Chika-rita! Chika!" it performed its attacks each hitting HootHoot dead on.
"HootHoot…"
"Hoot!"
"…use your Peck attack now!"
"Chikorita Razor Leaf one more time!"
"Chika!" both Pokémon performed their attacks and…
"Congratulations you two on beating me here are your Badges, the Zephyr badge." Falkner handed Ethan and Silver their badges. And turned to Lyra. "Lyra, here's your badge." He handed her the badge.
"Yes!"
"Cool!"
"Alright!" they said.
"That's not fair you two beat him in one chapter and it takes me two." Ethan huffed.
"Where did that come from?" Lyra asked.
"I don't know." A confused Ethan said.
"Well, Lyra and me are better trainers than you." Silver taunted.
"Oh yeah?" Ethan became irritated.
"Who cares guys we just won are first badges!" Lyra stopped the two from fighting again.
"Yeah!" both said at the same time.
"We all got the Zephyr badge!" They said while striking their signature poses.
"Uh interesting…" Falkner sweat dropped for the looked a silly posing like that.
(The music ends.)
Turtle: Quick close the door!
Duosharp: Right!
June: One…two…three! Close it!
Giratina: Rawr! (Muffled rawrs now)
Turtle: *locks door* Well, that was fun wanna do that again around the time never.
Duosharp: Yep.
June: Same here.
Duosharp: All those who vote on getting rid of this door say-
J&T: Agreed.
Duosharp: You didn't let me finish.
Turtle: Just get rid of it Duoey.
Duosharp: You know I hate that name.
Turtle: That's why I enjoy calling you that.
June: Review please or else we will sick Giratina on you.