Be the Trickster==========
Now I don't like cake, but pies are….. meh. I held fast carrying twelve pies, 50 cans of Barbasol shaving cream, and a lot of duct tape. Dirk had created a machine that would predict the location the others. This time it predicted that a large group would be heading to our little city in Delaware. Jane just finished baking the pies as we took off. Dirk had taken lead and I fell to his left and Jane fell to his right. He had a sense of determination when flying, like he was determined to find his little bro.
I was waiting to pull off the biggest prank a master trickster like myself could ever pull. I had a calm look on the outside, but I was so excited because I had the chance to see Dave again. I was going to dump so much shaving cream and pie on him he won't know what happened! I couldn't wait to see the results of this masterpiece. Question was, how would we find them…..
Be the Redwing ===========
Well Terezi explained her fucking condition to me. She could kind of see, but it was off and on. So far I was so fucking mad at the events of yesterday I ended up sparing with Dave to blow off some steam.
"You need to be faster, nubs McShouts!" Dave called, trying to get me to break my defense and go all out. This would leave me open to his flash steps and would end up with me sitting on my ass like a two month old child.
He flash stepped and I turned and used the sickles I inherited to rip his katana out of his hand. I had agreed to not use my blood to create a weapon do to the fact that it would be stronger than his own weapons. The sickles were at first gray, but had Kankri's feathers tied onto the bottom of the handle. It had designs that creeped most people out. Kankri had drawn designs on the thing with his blood, this is because he said it was easier to read blood some part of him came in contact with.
Dave got up and attacked full force, he pulled out sword he had in his stash, and it was his favorite weapon of all time. I wouldn't call it a sword really, it was more like a sword an idiot with no brain cells worth looking for managed to break in half. That was to long of a title so it was called a 'half-sword'. Hussie watched as he drew us out in some weird no-arms format. He claimed to be writing a shitty comic that would someday become famous amongst millions of people. Like that would ever happen. I took out my pocket knife and broke the no blood promise, he did say that if he took out his favorite weapon I could use my powers. With one stroke the cut on my arm was bleeding, I forced the blood out, making it form a staff with a large sickle blade on either end.
He raced towards me. I jumped up, forcing the battle into the air, here his larger size would make him slower, thus giving me the advantage. He cut down and I twirled under his blade with ease. I got to his back and landed a kick to his head. He turned and lashed out, he cut my arm a bit. Using the blood that came from that, I created a hard covering on the current wounds. It ended with him bringing the handle of his sword to my head and me bringing my fist his head in turn. Both of our wings closed in and caused us to fall to the floor.
"Well that looked fun!" Nepeta squealed, causing you to roll your eyes.
It isn't fun when you are the one getting cut," Kanaya stated simply.
"I still want to try," Nepeta stated stubbornly. "Equhiss doesn't let me sharpen my claws as much anymore. I need to make sure I am in purrfect condition in case of anofur run in."
"I will spar with you Nepeta," Terezi stated, then started cackling. "We could RP while we are at it."
Nepeta squealed causing me to gag. I fucking hate it when people act like fucking wimps. This is war here, not a fucking game.
Nepeta crouched smiling happily. "The mighty Huntress stretches her claws, waiting fur the Ferocious Dragon to attack her."
"The Mighty Dragon Raises her wings and takes to the air, then dives for the Huntress, roaring in fury."
"The Huntress rolls away, making sure the Dragon did not hurt her, fur any injuries will cause her to lose."
Nepeta just barely managed to dodge Terezi's attack, I eventually tuned out of the shitty role play and just focused on the sparing match.
Nepeta took to the air, grabbing Terezi's wings and pulling them back. Terezi yelled something along the lines of 'The Mighty Dragon Turns on the Hunter, hitting her arms with its sharp claws' as she wacked Nepeta in the forearm with her cane. Nepeta clawed at Terezi's cane, making Terezi drop her weapon. Terezi being clever made Nepeta follow her up to the clouds, making me lose track of them.
Wait what, well let me do this.
Be the Mighty Huntress ==========
You dodge were lured up into the clouds, she has the advantage here. You are not a part-time blind person, Terezi is. She is used to not being able to use her sight. She battered you around.
"The Dragon Closes her eyes and locates the Huntress."
You stay quiet, you had to trick her somehow….. then the Idea hits you. Play dead.
Terezi charges into you head on, yelling "THE DRAGON PEIRCES THE HUNTRESS WITH ITS HORNS!"
You play along and go limp, causing you to fall out of the clouds, this is the only way out because anytime you got close the bottom or top of the cloud layer she would push you down to the middle. You mew a little bit, hopefully if you are lucky Karkat will try to grab you, completing your OTP while you are at it. The dragon takes the bait, diving in an attempt to catch you. Once you fall out of the cloud layer and reach so far below you can't be pushed pack up you spread out your wings.
No Hussie stop, give me the control of the story now.
Be the concerned Cancer =========
I watched as Nepeta started falling. She looked unconscious, falling at an alarmingly fast rate at that. She then opened her eyes and spread out her wings, she charged upwards raming into Terezi.
"The Huntress tricked the Dragon!"
I look at Nepeta and noticed forming bruises, once she was lured up in the clouds Terezi must have took charge and caused the tides to turn. Nepeta turned the tides once again by tricking Terezi. Nepeta dragged Terezi to the ground, eventually causing Terezi to be tired. Nepeta pinned Terezi on the ground in the center of the clearing we chose to make camp in. Making sure that Terezi couldn't reach her cane, which by the way was still on the ground, she got off Terezi. Nepeta then proceeded to take Terezi's cane and asked.
"Is the Mighty Dragon done?"
"The Dragon wants a rematch, claiming that she had fun."
"Maybe later Terezi, there are some strange birds flying over." Rose pointed out.
"Shit, those are some pretty weird birds, almost look like the half mutant bird people, like us." Dave said, joking around with Rose.
"You know what I meant David."
"Rose, I know you want to make me mad, but you need to try doing something other than calling me by a fake name."
"David is not a fake name, and I would like to say that your 'ill beats' suck more than Karkat's rants,"
"I'm hurt Rose, why my own sister mortally would wound my feelings like that," Dave said dramatically falling on to his knees.
"What ever could I do to make you forgive me?" Rose said, smirking a bit.
"Maybe compliment my amazing raps and beats and make me some apple juice."
"That will never happen David."
"Ouch."
The mutants were at this point circling closer. Then one proceeded to take something out of a large bag then threw that object down on Dave.
"Why did someone just throw down some shitty… never mind its cool, it has apples." Dave stated, before getting hit with eleven more pies.
"Never mind, the person who did this is going to get the beating of a life time."
The one throwing the pies got close enough to make out is face… JOHN FUCKING EGBERT! He took out shaving cream, handing bottles to the rest of his group, before dive bombing us and hitting us all with shaving cream. The cream hit us, as we made out the other people who were joining Egbert in his pranking crusade.
Dirk and Jane.
After about 50 cans of shaving cream have been emptied on us, Dave rushes upwards to hug Dirk. Nearly stopping when he must have noticed it was uncool, then continued, probably thinking of the irony.
"Hey 'lil bro." was all Dirk said.
"Bro, you son of a bitch!" Dave exclaimed, "I am hurt, I thought you were dead and all I get is 'hey 'lil bro' no challenge to rap! Bro you have lost your coolness."
"I still have shades."
"Your coolness just went back to normal again."
I watched as John left Dave and Dirk to their reunion, he flew down to me, smiling a bit. He stretched out his arms, basically asking for a hug. I sighed and told him to fuck off. I was not in the mood for a hug. Egbert being the little bitch he is, hugged me anyway, claiming he would not let go until he got his hug.
He didn't let go at all.
I went ten minutes of him clinging onto me and everyone watching us like we were a fucking freak show before giving in and giving him a hug to get him off me. Dave turned to John and managed to brace himself for the incoming hug.
Equius spent time talking to Dirk about robotics, while Mituna talked Jane into baking a honey flavored cake for when Sollux got to come home.
That for me wasn't when, but a Shitty IF. I faced reality and knew that they would rather die than let Sollux go.
A/N Speaking of the Devil…..
Be the Psionic ==========
The guard named Boxcar (what type of shitty name is that) wouldn't let me know what the hell was going on. All I know is that the people keeping me in here would not let me go if their lives depended on it. I watched as one strange woman game up to me.
"Now would you look here, we have a perfect part to the engine." I looked at her, she had so much hair, and had a devilish smile on her face. In one of her hands was a trident. My door was unlocked as she grabbed my arm.
"You are glubbing coming with me."
Well Shit.
Be the Seer of Light =========
I couldn't help but notice that Dave let his cool kid façade crack, for just one second when speaking to his brother. I noticed how he tried to stop us from noticing, but failed miserably. He was starting crack under all this pressure. I still have yet to see him cry though. We were in the clearing, sharing stories, but when it was Karkat's turn he hesitated, it had to have something to do with someone he cared about. That is the only reason Karkat wouldn't rant like crazy.
"Well I guess about five of you do not know what happened to Kankri." He looked to me, Dirk, Jane, John, and Terezi. "Well Spade found me and Kankri when we were in Manhattan. To put it simply, he was injured, then proceeded to die a horrible and slow death just so I can complete the rest of my shitty life. I am telling you fuckers this to remind you that if your minds decide to turn to shit and you let your guard down, you might be the next one. The only one this doesn't apply to was Sollux, he was taken because he protected someone he cared about. So if I hear you bitch about Sollux or Kankri not being brave, I will personally take Kankri's sickles and cut out your tongue so no one has to hear your shit."
Everyone saw Karkat's eyes flash with pure anger. Nepeta got up and announced that she was going hunting, and proceeded to drag Karkat with her. Nepeta used her crush on Karkat for the good of all of us. She is smarter then she let up.
Be the might Huntress ======
Dragging Karkat was not hard, he was angry so he didn't care at the moment. He can be cute when he is angry, but I still have a promise to fulfill.
"Let me see your arms." I stated, he held out his arms, I took note of the ones caused by dave, but I noticed some newer ones on his forearms.
"Nepeta I-"
"Karkat, shut it, fur the last time you deserve more than this. I understand that you lost so much lately, but I want you to know that you have so many people to talk to about this." I looked at him, he tried to avoid eyecontact with me. I felt him shift on his feet.
"Let's take a break, I want to show you something." I started to pull him along with me.
Welcome back, competition still goes, but next update will be the end. Plot hole is still in progress! but I would like to thank Clockworkcity for helping me with that bit of a writers block (=^u^=). Anyway I get to see My fic grow and it makes me happy, this is getting long so
Until Next Time
-TerraSorcerer