Chapter 10! (DOUBLE DIGETS! W00T!) :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia, but I do own my MIND! I am so smart and guess what! In order to be smart, you need to use your mind!
Genis: Which you aren't using right now…
Cherry-sama/Disclaimer: What do you mean by that?
Cherry-sama: Chapter TEN! (note the 10)
Genis: We get the point…
Lloyd: I don't.
(silence)
Cherry-sama: Guess what!
Genis: Grr…
Lloyd: What?
Cherry-sama: I've now watched Dora the Explorer, for the first time in my life!
Genis:………………………………Why would you do that?
Cherry-sama: I was bored….
Lloyd: (flinches) Ouch… I know what that's like…
Cherry-sama: Do you know, that Dora has no eyebrows?
Genis: O.o
Lloyd: (watches show to see if Cherry-sama's right) Hey… You're right…
Cherry-sama: And her head is bigger than anyone else's head!
Lloyd: (watches more) Hey… You're right about that too…
Kratos: (random…really random… so random that his randomness could make you become a tree hugger! Ahem.) …Please read the fic…
Where we last left our ToS cast, they were…wait…the camera was focused on the tree huggers… Where we last our evil tree huggers, they were doing evil deeds, but right now they are doing nothing important. NEVERMIND!
Where we last left our ToS cast they were going through the snow, but they are now randomly appearing in a desert.
"How did we get here?" Genis asked while looking around.
"I dunno… maybe, we should follow those arrows!" Colette exclaimed, pointing at a random and wooden sign with an arrow pointingleft.
"Okay!" Yuan exclaimed, rather getting used to the really random world.
So…the ToS cast walked left.
"Hey! Look!" Sheena yelled, while collecting a large number of flies above her head.
"What?" Zelos asked, really out of character.
There were two signs this time. One said: Go left. And the other (was upside down) said: .tfel oG
"Which one should we take?" Lloyd asked, looking up at his dad.
"How about we spilt up. One group goes left, and the other group goes right (upside downone)." Kratos suggested.
"Okay!" Colette exclaimed.
Now this is the part of thefic where you walk up to random people and you say if you want them on your team or not (like in Kvar's ranch).
Okay. You can walk over and choose your teams now…
Go on…
Move…
Use the control stick…
MOVE!
Wait… I'm the authoress and you're the reader… You can't move Lloyd around to talk to people…
Okay then, I'll choose the teams!
Ahem. Lloyd walked—I mean…ran forwards. Lloyd looked around. He though Colette was the luckiest (of the team, remember the bad luck curse) so he ran over to her.
"Hi Colette!" Lloyd exclaimed, while waving.
"Hi Lloyd!" Colette exclaimed, turning to face him.
"What's up?" Lloyd asked.
"Can I go with you? Whichever way you're going?" Colette asked, now with big blue puppy dog eyes.
"Uhhh…" Lloyd paused.
Colette goes with…
A. You/Lloyd
B. Heck! Who cares about her?
Since I'm the authoress, I get to choose. I choose………….
DRUM ROLL!
(drum roll plays)
"Okay Colette! It'll be nice to have you around!" Lloyd exclaimed.
"Yay!" Colette exclaimed, doing a little happy dance.
"…Okay then…" Lloyd paused, looking at the happy dance.
Lloyd runs around aimlessly. Then stops. Lloyd walks over to a person…
"Hi!" Lloyd exclaimed, walking over to …someone.
"Hello, Lloyd." The person replied.
"Which team are you going on?" Lloyd asked.
"Your choice."
This person goes with…
A. You/Lloyd
B. Heck! The stupid authoress hasn't even told me your NAME! (Cherry-sama's reply: Hey!) GO AWAY!
I choose………………………………
(drum roll plays)
"You can come with me! Okay Kratos?" Lloyd asked Kratos.
"Hmph." Kratos replied.
Lloyd is feeling quite pleased with himself. Then, a random person runs over to him.
"Lloyd! I've got to go on your team! I fear what will happen if I don't…" the new person whimpered.
"Well…" Lloyd paused.
This new person goes with…
A. You/Lloyd
B. Who the heck IS this person! For allwe know, this could be one of those stupid ninjas!
I choose…
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
(silence)
"Ahem. I CHOOSE……………………………………………" Cherry-sama yelled.
(more silence)
"ALL RIGHT! WHERE'S THAT DRUM ROLL GUY!" Cherry-sama demanded.
"I think he's on his coffee break…" the random coffee person says.
"Oh joy…" Cherry-sama paused.
(drum roll randomly starts)
"There we go! Ahem. I choose……………………………" Cherry-sama exclaimed.
(Back to main storyline…)
"…Why should I bring you? The readers don't know who you are!" Lloyd yelled.
"I feel so hurt…" Zelos whimpered.
That's my point.
"But Sheena will kill me!" Zelos complained.
So what?
"Aw..." Zelos whimpered.
Zelos ran over to a random corner, sat down and whimpered in the corner.
Then, Sheena ran over to Lloyd.
"Please put me on the same team as Zelos… I need to get him back…" Sheena begged.
"I guess you could go on…" Lloyd started.
(drum roll)
FOOL! THAT WAS TOO EARLY!
(drum roll stops)
Sheena goes with…
A. You/Lloyd. Whatever Zelos did couldn't be that bad. (Sheena's reply: If you knew what he did, you would think differently.)
B. He's all yours!
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"Hey, could you do the drum roll thing for me?" the drum roll guy asked a random person.
"Why?" the random person asked.
"I'm scared of the authoress..." the drum roll guy shivered.
"But I don't know how to play the drums!"
"Well, think of something!"
"Okay..."
(Back to main storyline...)
I choose…………………………………………………………………….
(trumpet plays)
DRUM ROLL!
(trumpet stops. Drum roll starts playing, weakly)
"He's all yours!" Lloyd exclaimed.
"YES!" Sheena yelled as she jumped up in joy.
"NoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!" Zelos yelled, only he didn't jump in joy.
Now, to make things shorter, I thought we would get on with the real fic.
Team 1:
Lloyd
Colette
Raine
Kratos
Yuan
Team 2:
Sheena
Zelos (Zelos: T.T)
Genis
Presea
"Everybody ready?" Lloyd asked.
"Yep!" Sheena exclaimed, looking at Zelos with very evil eyes.
"I'm going to die…T.T" Zelos cried.
"Who cares?" Genis asked.
So team 1 went left and team 2 went right. We shall zoom the camera inat team 2.
Sheena walked into the cave proudly (after giving Zelos a good bashing). Still in a swimsuit, still having a cow pie glued to her face, she felt very pleased with herself.
Zelos on the other hand was being carried on a hospital bed. But he's not important.
Sheena walked through the cave, back into the sunlight, but something wasn't quite right.
(P.S. This is the random part of the fic where all of the characters speak backwards.)
"!aneehS, nwod wolS (Slow down, Sheena!)" Genis exclaimed, who oddly was running away from her.
"?tahW (What?)" Sheena asked.
Sheena didn't know what to do so she decided to punch Zelos on the cheek.
"!soleZ, tluaf ruoy lla si sihT (This is all your fault, Zelos!)" Sheena yelled while walking towards Zelos.
Sheena walked towards Zelos. Zelos was sweating in fear, ready to feel Sheena's slap/punch/insert-something-here-that-wouldn't-be-very-lady-like.
"!vrep uoy, siht ekaT (Take this, you perv!)" Sheena yelled.
Sheena got closer to Zelos' face.
Since they were in a (sorta) reversed place, when you try to do something, the opposite happens. This is one of those cases.
Zelos got closer to Sheena (instead of flinching away from her). Then, Sheena KISSED Zelos.
"!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)" Sheena screamed.
Hey, look, guys? Could you turn back the way you came?
"?yhW (Why?)" Genis asked.
I'm getting tired of writing things backwards. It's really hard…
".oN (No.)" Sheena replied.
Then all of a sudden, some mysterious forces unknown (-cough- theauthoress -cough-) pushed them back towards where they had come from!
They randomly ended up where the others were.
"How did you get here?" Yuan asked, in a sane state.
"Maybe some mysterious forces unknown pushed them out!" Colette exclaimed.
"I don't think so…" Kratos muttered.
"I'm happy now!" Zelos exclaimed, alerting everyone for no apparent reason.
"Why?" Raine asked.
"Because Sheena—" Zelos told, but was cut off.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" Sheena yelled.
"Okay…" Zelos whimpered in a small voice.
"Sheena kissed Zelos! Sheena kissed Zeellllos!" Genis teased/annoyed/rubbed-in/made-Sheena-want-to-cut-Genis'-head-off.
"You WHAT!" Lloyd yelled.
"Grrr…" Sheena grumbled.
Just then, Genis was hit in the back of the head with a vulture, making him faint.
"THANK-YOU, CHERRY-SAMA!" Sheena yelled.
"…Shall we continue?" Presea asked.
"Yes…" Kratos replied.
Then Yuan walked forwards. There, in front of his face, was a sign.
It said: Yuan, walk forwards.
"I'll see what's ahead of us." Yuan told the others (slightly out of character).
Yuan walked forwards (as he was told by the sign). Then, a fishing hook grabbed itself onto his cape and dragged away the cape, his cape!
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my cape!" Yuan yelled as he plugged for the cape, being successful and getting dragged by the fishing rod.
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…) (Please make note of this because this will important later on.)
"Hey mister!" Regal yelled, as he ran over to the drum roll guy.
"Yes?" the drum roll guy asked.
"Will you do something for me?" Regal asked.
"Why?" the drum roll guy asked.
"I wanna get revenge on the authoress for making me play a stupid role in this story."
"Okay! I'll help you! n.n"
(Back to mian storyline...)
When the fishing rod stopped tugging him, he (of course) untangled it. Once he had accomplished this task, he looked up, only to see 19 ninjas from 'The Tree Huggers Association'! Only, this time, they were holding lawn flamingoes.
"Get the fishing net!" the ninja, holding lawn flamingo Pete (again I MEAN NO HARM), commanded.
"Yes sir!" the ninja, holding lawn flamingo Sofizedukjighorenavajodifa, obeyed.
Yuan saw a bright light… It was...calling him...Just kidding. A big fishing net fell onto Yuan's head, over his body, and under his feet! He was trapped!
Now, our ToS cast was watching this whole scene. Except for Sheena and Zelos, Zelos was trying to get another kiss from Sheena.
"I'm telling you, you don't wanna kiss me!" Sheena told off Zelos.
"Yes I do!" Zelos protested.
"My face landing in a cow pie, remember?" Sheena asked Zelos, pointing to her face, cow pie still there.
"I forgot about that."
"How can you! It's the most noticeable part of my body!" Sheena exclaimed.
"Really? I always the most noticeable part was your—" Zelos started, but Sheena knew what he was going to say, so she slapped him.
"YOU STINKING PERV!" Sheena yelled while slapping Zelos.
"Shh! We're trying to watch!" Lloyd told the two.
"Sorry." (Guess who said that.)
Back to Yuan.
"Why don't you kidnap them?" Yuan asked, putting his cape back on (from underneath the net).
"One, because our boss wants to punish you first. Two, your hotter than all of them!" the ninja (apparently a girl, a Yuan fangirl), holding lawn flamingo Killia, told Yuan while hugging him.
"Oh joy. A Yuan fangirl." Kratos muttered, while watching the scene.
"But I still think that you're hot, Kratos!" Cherria exclaimed, randomly appearing, then vanishing.
"That was…random…" the ninja, holding lawn flamingo Fi-Fi, muttered.
"Was/is she part of your group?" the ninja, holding lawn flamingo Aurora, asked, looking at the ToS cast (except Yuan).
"Yeah…I guess." Genis told the ninjas.
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"Genis, aren't you suppost to be unconscious?" Cherry-sama asked.
"Whoops." Genis paused, while lying back down on the ground.
"That's better." Cherry-sama told Genis.
(Back to main storyline…)
"Well, that's one more person we must track down to kill…" the ninja, holding lawn flamingo Pete, told the other 18.
"For the meantime, we are taking you ever so precious Renegade!" the ninja, holding lawn flamingo Weasel (O.o), exclaimed, making all of the ninjas randomly disappear.
Cherry-sama: Chapter 10! DOUBLE DIGITS!
Drum-roll-person: (drum rolls)
Cherry-sama: 'Double' wasn't your cue.
Drum-roll-person: (drum roll continues)
Cherry-sama: Or 'digits'.
Drum-roll-person: (continues on)
Cherry-sama: '10' isn't your cue either.
Drum-roll-person: (isn't stopping anytime soon)
Cherry-sama: Or 'chapter'.
Drum-roll-person: (still drum rolling)
Cherry-sama: Who gave you permission to drum roll?
Drum-roll-person: (stops) Regal. (drum rolls again)
Cherry-sama: REGAL! GET OVER HERE!
Kratos: Don't watch the violence, please review.