All across the world, these monstrous creatures called Ultimate Experiments (though their creator insists on calling them Super Fiends) were attacking. Rampaging and destroying everything in their path. Naturally the world's heroes all jumped into action trying to stop this mysterious foe, but to little avail. This was due to the Ultimate Experiments possessing multiple super powers granted them by the legendary Villains' Tome pages that their masters have collected. Despite team ups of some of the worlds most powerful heroes, they were barely able to hold their own. Then all of a sudden, the monsters just stopped; and from their eyes, they projected a holographic image of their masters along with an ultimatum. 'Surrender to their leader Queen Bonnie or Die!' Of course to commemorate her big debut, Queen Bonnie prepared a long speech that no one even bothered to listen to. No big surprise that none of the heroes were willing to surrender and were willing to fight to the end, but the politicians however ordered the heroes to stand down as they began debating on their options.
Over in Hawaii, one of the last places on Earth to be attacked, Gantu watched in disgust as Queen Bonnie kept rambling on and on. Seeing as how his enemies, experiment 626 and Lilo, were distracted by the girl's speech; he decided that now was a good time to make his move. "625, ready my ship. We're leaving." Gantu relayed on his communicator.
"Huh, why is that. Looks like you've got them on the ropes." 625 responded.
"I know from experience that this will end badly. It's best to cut our loses while the getting is good." Gantu said as he sneered at 626's direction, who was preoccupied watching the transmission. As much as he would like to pay the little trog for all the humiliation it has caused him, Gantu is smart enough to know when not push his luck. Especially with the amount of money at stake. Plus he's 98% certain that even if his bosses succeed in taking over the world, they would most likely betray him. Grabbing his prize, he entered his ship just as 625 started up the engines.
"Gantu?" Stitch searched for his foe after the villain's broadcast ceased. Sniffing the area, Stitch was able to recreate what had occurred and knew that Gantu was long gone along with one of his cousins. "Hunkahunka," Stitch growled vowing to get his family member back!
Back at Mt. Everest, the nerds watched as the battles ceased and the villains giving their ultimatum. "So how do you think the world will react to this?" Susan asked her fellow prisoners.
Studying the look of frustration on the heroes, the conclusion was obvious. "Most likely the world's leaders will surrender," Jimmy said sadly. The others drooped in silence knowing that is a very strong possibility.
"Wait, you don't think that the president would just keel over?" Jim argued.
"Look at the facts," Dib said getting up. "These monsters are incredibly strong. Even our most powerful heroes can barely go toe to toe with them; and not only that these guys can mass produce them by the hundreds. So no matter how you look at it, this is a lost cause." Dib got back to sulking in his cell.
"It's not a lost cause!" Sheldon yelled. "We're still here, and we have a chance to do something about this!"
"Like what?" Mary asked. "We're stuck in these cells, we have no tools, no equipment, heck they even stripped us of our clothing to make sure we didn't have anything hidden in them!"
"And even if we did have our stuff, we probably wouldn't be much good against them anyways." Susan sighed as this little bubble floated passed her cell. "Huh, what is that?" she wondered. Mostly everyone began seeing more and more bubbles floating pass them as well. Turning in the direction they were coming from they spotted Spud chilling in his cell blowing spit bubbles. "Ew, that is so gross!" Susan gagged.
"What are you doing?" Dexter demanded with a hint of annoyance. For some reason, Spud gave him the same vibe his sister does.
"Blowing spit bubbles," Spud answered rather nonchalantly. "I like to do this when I have time to spare."
"Don't you think your time would be better spent doing something more productive?" Susan snapped.
"What can be more productive than spit bubbles?" Spud asked.
"I don't know, how about trying to help us think of a way out of here, for starters?" Sheldon suggested.
"I look at our situation from every angle, and it is hopeless." Spud said bluntly. "Our cages are electronically sealed with Masterforce locking system, completely tamper proof. The only way to open the doors is with the main controller on the other side of the prison. So even if we had some tools it would be nearly impossible to break out of here; and even if we did, what then? We'd still have to fight our way through a horde of monsters, and as we've all seen, not even superheroes can fair against them." Spud argued as he resumed blowing bubbles.
"Well can you at least do something else, that's disgusting!" Susan cringed as a bubble float right next to her.
"Disgusting!" Spud taking offense. "I have you know there are only a few things in this world more beautiful than a spit bubble." Spud blew a spit bubble and carefully held it as to not pop it. Holding up to the light in his cell, the bubble started sparkling. "See how it refracts the light," Spud said with pride as the bubble popped. He then blew a second bubble and again held it to the light, only this time it created a rainbow. "By changing the density of the bubble I can create a prism effect as well," Spud explained. "In fact I can even set it focus light to act as a kind of magnifying lens."
"Focus, focus," Mary started pondering. Suddenly inspiration struck. "Dexter, Dib, what are your glasses made of?" she asked.
"I made mine out of a silicon polymer plastic," Dexter boasted. "Not only is it scratch resistant, but it can withstand extreme temperatures for times when I work with highly radioactive materials."
"Well my dad made mine out of transparent aluminum. The same material that they are planning to use for the new space station." Dib said taking off his glasses so that they can have a better view.
"And what are the settings?" Mary asked.
"+50 diopter," Dexter replied.
"-47 diopter," Dib answered.
"That's going to be close," Mary started scribbling something on the floor of her cell.
"What's going on?" Susan asked her sister.
"Well I was thinking that if we focus a beam through our lenses and angle them in just the right way..." Mary started saying.
"Then we might be able to..." Susan getting what her sister is saying as she started doing her own calculations.
"But we need to set them in such a way..." Mary pointing out the problem.
"If we alternate the order then that should compensate..." Susan figuring out a solution.
"That just leaves the distance between them..." Mary continued.
"What are you girls blabbering about?" Dexter demanded.
"A light pump," the Test sisters said at the same time.
"That's brilliant!" Jimmy exclaimed.
"Yes, and if we hit the control box!" Jim started saying.
"The fail safe would kick in causing all of our doors to automatically open!" Tim finished.
"So what is a light pump?" Dib asked rather embarrassingly since he knows he heard of a light pump somewhere before.
"Simply put it's a fancy way to say laser," Sheldon clarified.
"Oh, but wait, you're planing to make a laser using only our glasses?" Dib said in astonishment.
"And Spud's spit bubbles," Mary added.
"Right, huh?" Spud said in confusion. After giving the details of the plan, Susan, Mary, Dexter, and Dib took one of the lenses on their glasses off and handed them to Jim, Tim, Jimmy, and Sheldon. The then reached out of their cells to line the lenses up. Spud then blew two special spit bubbles and position one in front of the light to focus it, and used the second to redirect the beam through the lenses. Creating a low level laser going all the way to the control board.
"Hey Dexter, you need to lift your glasses up about 13 cm." Jimmy informed him. Due to the fact that Dexter, or any of the others who wear glasses, can't see very well; if fell to the others to direct them on any adjustments needed.
"Got it," Dexter said raising his arm up 13 cm.
"Hey Susan, angle yours 12 degrees downward." Jim said.
"You mean like this," Susan asked tilting her glasses.
"No, go the other way," Jim said. Susan did as he said. "Okay stop," Jim said.
"Um guys, I don't think my bubbles are going to last must longer!" Spud informed them, trying to hold his bubbles steady as to not pop them.
"Just give me a few more minutes," Jimmy said. Since he was the last one on the line, it fell to him to guide the beam to short out the control board and hopefully free them. Carefully aiming the beam, Jimmy directed it so that it would hit where the locking controls would most likely be. Then a few seconds later, the control board started smoking and sparking. Soon the prison was filled with the smell of burning wires. The nerds all held their breaths to see if their plan worked, only to be disappointed that nothing happened.
"I don't get what went wrong," Mary cried. Truly believing that her plan would work.
"It was a good plan and we made a good effort," Jimmy said hoping to console the girl.
"I knew it was hopeless," Dib said banging his head on the door of his cell. Just then they heard a medium click sound and his door opened and he fell outside his cell. "What the?" he said in confusion.
"Hey it worked!" Sheldon cheered opening up his door.
Jimmy rushed up to the control board and examined his handy work. "No wonder, I missed the spot my 2 mm. My bad." Jimmy apologized.
"Nobody is perfect," Mary teased just glad that they are out of those awful cells. As Susan and Mary hurried to fix her glasses, Dexter approached them.
"Ahem, I just wanted to say that was a pretty good idea. Maybe you are not as stupid as I thought." Dexter said feeling a bit embarrassed and ashamed to admit that.
"Why you..." Susan sputtered. She can't believe that he just said that.
"Easy there," Mary holding her sister back. "I think that's the best we're going to get out of him." Mary smiled, after all she does think that Dexter is being sincere. "Thank you Dexter," Mary said giving the little boy genius a kiss on the cheek.
"Ah, ooh, uh..." Dexter stuttered not sure how to respond in this situation.
"Come on lover boy," Jim said grabbing one of Dexter's arms.
"We've got a world to save," Tim finished grabbing Dexter's other arm and carrying him off.
"So what do we do now?" Dib asked not wanting to let his actions or plans endanger his new friends anymore.
"You tell us, this is your plan." Spud said.
"Wait, what?" Dib gasped. "But my plan was a failure!"
"We'll we've gone this far, we might as well see it all the way through." Sheldon putting his two cents in.
Dib looked at his companions in astonishment as they waited for him to give the next orders. "Alright same plan as before, we have to find the self destruct! That is our number one priority!" he decided. "But first, we need to find our equipment and weapons. If not ours then we'll use some of theirs. "
"I think we can find some over there," Spud said pointing down the hall.
"Why do you say that?" Dib asked.
"Because there's this sign that says, This way to weapons and equipment storage rooms." Spud said.
"Oh okay," Dip said reading the signs. "Let's go, but very quietly." Dib ordered. As the group snuck down the halls, they found it much easier than anticipated. Turns out that all the Ultimate Experiments were on standby during Queen Bonnie's speech. So even if they bumped into one, it did nothing to stop them or try to apprehend them. They soon ended up at storage where they found some of their equipment and weapons. Quickly grabbing whatever they could, they hurried to the council room, which they figured where they would find the villains and their new queen. Hopefully this time they can end this nightmare.