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Anamaria and Elizabeth found Jack and Will sitting on the curb, next to the store's enterance, shaking in fright. When they saw the girls coming, they jumped and backed away, glaring.
"What do you want, Wicked Witch of the West and Wicked Witch of the Fangirls?" Elizabeth glared at Jack for that last part, knowing that he was talking about her.
Ana sighed, "What was that all about inside?"
Jack narrowed his eyes, "Oh don't start that, Queen Ursella, you know exactly what that was all about." Liz sat in between Jack and Will, resting her head on Turner's shoulder.
"I'm sorry, Snoopy Pooh."
"What the?" His eyes locked on Will, "You're right! I'm dog food!"
Elizabeth quickly lifted her head and stared at Will, "What are you talking about?"
"You're gonna sick a dog or something on me. I see it in your eyes, Lizzie, you're obsessed."
"You mean possessed, Will."
"See! You admit it!"
"I was correctin' you, Turner!"
He shook his head and narrowed his eyes, "You're in denial, I see it in your eyes."
Liz rolled her eyes and sighed, "First you saw possession in my eyes, now you see denial. What else do you see?" She asked; he leaned closer and took a good look before backing up to answer her.
"Crust and eye snot."
"Ew!" She laughed, playfully swatting at his shoulder. "You're awful." Turner laughed.
"But seriously. What I see," He took another long good look, ". . .is love and trust."
Her eyes softened, "Really?"
"Really." Jack and Anamaria watched in mild amusement as thier best friends locked in short sweet kisses.
"Lizzie?" Ana piped in, Elizabeth ignored her. "Liz!"
Still no response.
"ELIZABETH!"
Will and Liz quickly broke apart, "Say whuh?" She asked, locking her eyes on Anamaria; said woman sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Get your big butt up!"
"What did I do?"
"GET UP!"
Lizzie jerked back, "Fine, fine, no need for pushiness." She stood up, "Now what is- hey!" As soon as Lizzie got up, Ana sat down in her spot and tackled Jack in full force kiss.
Will chuckled at this, "Don't you just love making up?"
&&&&&&&&&TWO WEEKS LATER&&&&&&&&&&&
"Will, Anamaria, Jack, come on! We're already behind schedule!" Elizabeth yelled. She told her dad about the Disney trip that Jack had told them and he agreed to let Ana, Jack, and Will stay over until they left. Madeline, Crystalline, and Angela were all too willing to send their scabs off on this vacation before they started college.
"We're coming! We're coming!" Ana yelled, running down the stairs with a Happy Bunny Suitcase that read, 'how can I miss you if you won't go away?' in her hand. "Why in such a hurry anyway?"
"Because there's a POTC ride there, and I've never been on it!" Ana dropped her bag and her eyes widened.
"Are you freaking serious?"
"Yes!"
"WILL AND JACK! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET YOUR LAZY ARSES DOWN HERE BEFORE YOU FIND YOURSELVES DANGLING FROM THE ROOF, CLAD IN ONLY A PAIR OF "HELLO KITTY" SHORTS! YOUR STOMACH'LL GET SUNBURNED AND THE BIRDS'LL PECK YOUR NIPPLES OFF! 1...2...3...4..."
"No!" Jack yelled, running down the stairs with a black pirate suicase, complete with a picture of skull and crossbones.
"Please don't!" Will came after him, a black Sk8er Boy suitcase trailing behind him down the stairs, complete with a picture of a pierced eyeball.
Elizabeth leaned over to Ana as she saw Jack's suitcase open and toss his clothes all over the stairs, causing Will to trip over the open baggage and tumble down a few of the stairs, landing on his back, "Hey, Ana?"
"Eh?"
"You weren't actually serious about hanging them from the roof, were you?" Ana put her hand on her hip and quirked her eyebrow.
"Lizzie, out of all the years you've known me, when have I ever been one to throw around empty threats?"
"Never." Her eyes widened, "You were really gonna do it, weren't you?"
"I've got the "Hello Kitty" shorts gathering up dust in my older brother's old room as we speak."
Elizabeth stared at her in disbelief, "You have an older brother?"
"Had." She corrected.
"What happened to him?"
Ana sighed at the thought, "He got his girlfriend pregnant when he was sixteen and I was ten. My mom sent him packing, said it was the final straw after he had begun doing drugs and hanging out with thugs after school. He shot the principal in high school too."
"Is that why you're so. . .aggressive?"
"No, Jack's the one who caused that." She turned to face the two males, "Hurry up!"
"Yes ma'am!" The two said in unison, moving at double speed.
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Finally, after Will and Jack had put their clothes back in their suitcases, for the fourth time, the four of them hopped in Will's new black Honda and they drove off to Disneyworld.
"So," Sparrow began from the passenger seat, "what should we do on our way there?"
"First of all," Will noted from the driver's seat, "we need gas, it's practically empty."
"Impossible," Elizabeth said from the back, "wasn't one of us suppose to fill up the tank before we left?"
"Yes," Jack responded, "And it's improbable, Lizzie."
Elizabeth glared at the back of his head, "Would you shut up for once in your natural born life?"
Sparrow sighed and sunk down in his seat, "No." Liz rolled her eyes and sat back. "Wait a minute, weren't you the one who was suppose to fill the tank?"
"Yeah, but I had to watch the heathens again, so I told Will to do it." All eyes turned to Turner.
"Hey, don't look at me! I took Brittany to her friend's house in my mom's car because I told Jack to do it for me!" All eyes turned to Sparrow.
"You better glue your eyes to Anamaria, because I called her after I went to try on another one of my grandmother's dresses!" All eyes turned to Thompson.
"Unless you wanna keep find those eyes staring up at you from the floor, I suggest you avert them to Miss Swann, for she was the one I told I because I had to do quite a few things for my mom."
Elizabeth growled in frustration, "Which takes us back to the fact that I was watching Satan's sons that day, and plus, didn't you say that you got done at around 3:00PM or something?"
"Yeah," Will piped in, "that still gave you enough time to fill it."
"Fine!" Ana screeched with slight anger and annoyance in her eyes, "Let's go ahead and blame it on the black girl, shall we?"
Jack, Will, and Liz looked at each other and then at Ana, "We shall." Anamaria growled and knocked all three of their heads together until they cried in pain before leaning back in her seat, giggling to herself as the rubbed their aching heads.
"Well, whoever forgot to do it," Will spoke up, sliding the key into the ignition, "will get off this time. Now, I do believe we have a giant mouse to go visit?"
They laughed as Will pulled out of the driveway and drove off towards Orlando, Florida. "Disneyworld, and overly face painted princesses, here we come!"
AGTNR: This was a filler chapter, no purpose intended here. That's why it sounds so...out there. But anyway, the next chapter will have a meaning, but, in order to get that chapter, YOU MUST REVIEW! Now, when you have Jack, Anamaria, Elizabeth, and Will in a car for hours on end, you can bet that it will be hectic. I'm getting happy goosebumps just thinking about it.
