Note: The minions named John, Paul, George, and Ringo will speak English. All the others will speak Minionese.
It's nine o'clock at night in Gru's lab, and so far bad things are happening with Gru's little minions. The medicine wasn't working for Kevin.
Carl: Jerry! Hep!
Jerry: Bueno, bueno.
Kevin threw up.
Tim: Mahalay!
Mark: Day, Pi, Tavya, Ringo, po here.
Paul sighed.
Paul: Seriously?
John: I'm tired of this.
George: It happened every day.
Ringo: Beatles?
John, Paul, and George: Yeah!
The four minions started to play songs from the Beatles. Lucy and the girls walked in.
Lucy: The Meatles! Oh my god. I love the Meatles!
Margo: Lucy.
Lucy: What?
Margo: You're supposed to act like a mother, not a teenager going to a rock band.
Edith: Margo, every parent needs to have fun.
Agnes: I agree.
Margo: Well Gru doesn't have fun.
Lucy: Girls, that's just Gru. Come on. Let's watch this Meatles concert.
For fun, the four minions like to change the lyrics to the songs. That gets on Margo's nerves.
Paul: Hey dude. Don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better.
Margo: That's not even close. It's Hey Jude, not Hey Dude.
Edith: Margo, stop acting like Gru. You know what the Meatles are? It's the combination of Beatles and minion. We replace the B and put an M.
Lucy: They also like to change the lyrics of Beatle songs.
Margo: What? That's not right. I'm going to bed.
Margo walked away.
Lucy: Oh well. Back to the Meatles!
Lucy screamed. She was so excited.
Lucy: I love these guys!
Edith: I can see that you're a huge fan.
Lucy: I am.
Agnes: Cool.
The next day at five thirty in the morning, Dru was in the living room. He was working on a minion puzzle.
Dru: Man this minion puzzle is so hard. That's probably because there are a bunch of minions. I need some help.
Dru could hear the Meatles playing the song Help.
Dru: It sounds like a Meatles concert.
Dru walked over to his older brother's room. His brother, Gru, was asleep when Dru walked in.
Dru: Gru? Gru?
Dru dragged his brother out of bed. Gru woke up.
Gru: Dru!
Dru: Morning brother!
Gru looked at his clock.
Gru: Do you know what time it is!? I'll give you a hint. It's 5:30 in the morning!
Gru growled. He was not having a good day.
Dru: Brother, I need your help.
Gru sighed.
Gru: Fine, fine. What is it?
Dru: I'll show you.
Gru and Dru left Gru's bedroom. Gru yawned.
Gru: Is Kevin okay?
Dru: It's not about Kevin. The problem is in the living room.
Gru: If it's about the TV being broken, I am not fixing it at this time.
Dru: It's not about the TV.
Gru: Then what is it Dru?
The two brothers entered the living room.
Dru: It's right here.
Dru pointed to the puzzle. Gru facepalmed.
Gru: You're kidding right?
Dru: No. I need help with the puzzle.
Gru: Let me get this straight. You woke me up at 5:30 in the morning so I can help you do a puzzle?
Dru: Yes.
Gru: Are you out of your mind!? That's crazy! Dru, I am not in the mood right now!
Dru: But I just need….
Gru: I'm going back to bed.
Gru walked back to his room. In Gru's Lab, Phil was introducing the Meatles.
Phil: Yee prompo, ta Meatles!
Lucy, Margo, Edith, and Agnes walked in.
Lucy: Wait! A Meatles concert!?
Phil: Si.
Mel: Phil, ref fino here!
Phil: Bido.
Edith: Cool.
Paul and John started to sing Love Me Do, but they changed the lyrics to Love My Shoes.
Paul and John: Love, love my shoes. You know I love you. I'll always be true. So please, love my shoes. Whoa, love my shoes.
Margo: No. It's Love Me Do not Love My Shoes.
Edith: Who cares? I'm having a blast! Agnes?
Agnes: Hmm?
Edith: Are you having a fun time?
Agnes: Yes.
Lucy: Keep going Meatles!
Margo sighed.
Margo: Just sing the correct lyrics.
Edith: Margo. The Meatles aren't the Beatles. We can't copy a great band, so we changed it up.
Margo: But it's wrong to change lyrics.
Edith: Margo, we're not doing a concert. It's just happening to us. No one else will see this.
Margo sighed.
Margo: Fine.
Dru ran in.
Dru: Help me if you can. Gru's feeling down. And I do appreciate you being around. Help him get his feet back on the ground. Won't you please, please help me?
Lucy: Why are you singing a Beatle song?
John: It was a Meatle song.
George: He changed the lyrics up.
Lucy: Okay then why are you singing a Meatle song?
Dru: Gru's in a bad mood.
Edith: Well that's not new.
Dru: You don't get it. He looks like a mess!
Margo: Okay that's just rude.
Paul: Hey John, George. Come on. Ringo and I are ready.
John: Coming.
Dru: You don't understand.
Lucy: It sounds like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Agnes: What's the right side of the bed?
Edith: No. It's an idiom.
Margo: Getting up on the wrong side of the bed means that you start the day off in a bad mood.
Agnes: Oh.
Lucy: Oh no. Where are his weapons?
Dru: Oh yeah. I better hide his weapons.
Lucy: We don't want Felonius using his weapons when he's in a bad mood.
Dru left the lab.
Paul: For I have got another squirrel, another squirrel. You're making me say that I've got nobody but you. But as from today, well, I've got somebody that's new.
Lucy started dancing to the music.
Margo: Why am I acting like the mature person?
In Gru's bedroom, Gru was asleep. Dru opened the door.
Dru: Okay. I just have to get the weapons without problems.
Gru was still asleep, but his grabbed his freeze ray.
Dru: Oh no. The freeze ray. I have to get it away from him. This is hard.
Dru grabbed Gru's other weapons. Then Dru heard You've Got To Hide Your Love Away by the Beatles. Dru couldn't resist. He had to sing it. So he dropped the weapons and started singing.
Dru: Hey! You've got to hide your love away. Hey! You've got to hide your love away.
Dru's singing woke Gru up.
Gru: What the heck!?
Dru: Oops. Hey brother.
Gru: What are you doing with my weapons?
Dru: Nothing.
Back in Gru's Lab, the Meatles were singing the same song, but once again, they changed the lyrics.
John: Hey! You've got to hide your gloves away.
George started whistling and the song ended.
Lucy: Amazing! Do another one.
Paul and John: Ah, look at all the lonely minions. Ah, look at all the lonely minions.
Paul: Felonius Gru picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been. Lives in a dream, waits at the window. Wearing the face that he keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for? All the lonely minions. Where do they all come from? All the lonely minions. Where do they all belong?
Margo: No. The song is called Eleanor Rigby not Felonius Gru.
Lucy: Who cares? I love you Meatles!
Margo took her phone out. Dru was bothering Gru.
Gru: Dru, leave. I don't want you coming in here now.
Dru: Oh come on brother.
Gru: Dru.
Dru: We get to have fun. Please?
Gru: No.
Then the Meatles and the girls walked in.
Paul: Dru says yes, Gru says no. Dru smiles while Gru always frowns. Oh no. Gru and Dru are opposites.
Gru: Please leave.
Lucy: Are you alright Gru?
Gru: I'm just not in the mood.
Lucy: Alright. Guys, come on.
Everyone except for Gru and Dru left Gru's bedroom.
Gru: Dru, leave me alone.
Dru: But I want to help you. We don't really have a lot of brother time.
Gru: Fine. Can you get my tablet?
Dru: Sure.
Dru left the room and Gru sighed. The Meatles went back to the lab and sang another song.
Paul: We said our goodbyes.
John: Ah, the light before.
Paul: Love was in your eyes.
John: Ah, the light before.
Paul: Now today I find you have changed your mind. Treat me like you did the light before.
Dr. Nefario walked over.
Dr. Nefario: Guys, not too loud. I can't focus.
Lucy: Oops. Sorry.
Margo: What are you doing?
Dr. Nefario: I'm trying to help Kevin.
Margo: Oh yeah. You still have to cure Kevin.
Edith: What exactly happened?
Dr. Nefario: I'm not sure.
Dru was in the hallway. He was holding a tablet in one hand and coffee in the other which was a bad idea because Dru's very clumsy. He also was wearing sneakers with laces.
Dru: Now I don't want to drop this.
Dru tripped over one of his laces and spilled the coffee all over Gru's tablet. Gru left his room and walked in. He heard liquid on the floor.
Gru: What happened?
Gru saw his tablet which was covered in coffee.
Gru: Dru!
Dru: Hey brother.
Gru growled.
Gru: I can't believe you!
Dru: Sorry.
Gru: Great! Now I'm very annoyed!
Dru: We can fix it. Watch.
Dru tried to fix it, but he dropped the tablet and it broke. Gru gasped.
Gru: DRU!
Dru: I'm so sorry Gru.
Gru had it. He walked to his room and slammed the door. Dru went to Gru's lab. In the lab, Paul was singing a Beatle song and changed the lyrics.
Paul: Can't buy me gloves, gloves. Can't buy me gloves. I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright. I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright. Cause I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me gloves.
Margo: What's this now? Can't Buy Me Gloves instead of love?
Paul: Money can't buy me gloves.
The song ended.
Lucy: Yahoo! That was a great Meatles concert!