The Lovable Chase
I don't own Naruto and even if I did I wouldn't tell you...Now on to the show!!
Naruto had finally awoken after a terrible attack that he had suffered.
" Oh my head...w-where am I?" asked the drowsy blonde.
Now Naruto was no fool when it came to danger...well most danger but little did he realize his nightmare or most men's dreams of glory were about to happen.
" Hi Naru-kun remember me?" asked the orange haired young woman.
" U-Ugh I can't seem to be able to see you what happened why did you paralyzed me?" was the woozy shinobi asking as he tried desperately liberate himself from the chair.
The girl could only giggle at his drunken monkey antics of trying to escape their clutches..." Naruto-kun I wasn't the one who did that and I'll give you a hint, you nearly saw me naked the first time we officially met."
" Uhhh...nope their is no way that I would be perverted enough to...S-Sasame-chan?"
" Yes Naruto-kun its me Sasame, its been awhile hasn't it and over there I think you met her before?"
" Hello Naruto-kun it's been awhile..." smiled Haku as she blushed.
" Haku-chan, I'm glad to see you since Wave..." smiled Naruto
" Thank you, Naru-kun." blushed the ex-nin.
" Oh how romantic , you really are a sweet guy..."
" I'll be back have to take care of business..." and Haku left the room.
" Hurry back, or you'll miss the fun." smirked the orange haired nin.
" Well hehehe why are you here?" asked a confused and nervous blonde.
" Well guess..."
" If you came to Konoha to seek revenge for what happened that day I only have one thing to say..."
" Ok what is it Naru-kun?" smiled Sasame.
" Shinanigans!!" screamed the blond.
As the two questionly looked at Naruto two green men appeared before them... it was...
" Yosh Naruto-kun!! We are here to protect your youthful youth from such unyouthful acts." yelled Maito Gai
" Gai-sensei you are so hip..."
" Thank you Lee you are so youthful for saying such youthful things..."
" Agghh one more time you say youthful you guys and I'll throw a kunai at you and shove it straight up your ass!" snarled Sasame as Naruto kept trying to get himself free from the rope.
" Did you hear that Gai-sensei? She just said some unyouthful things...how very..." but the youth comments went interrupted as Sasame stuck a kunai up Lee's ass.
Lee could only fly away in pain as he cried...while Gai's eyes went red.
" Yosh you have hurted my youthful student now you shall pay...with my disco youthful dance..."
As he started dancing, Sasame could no longer hang on to the real world and passed out as Naruto felt it was the time to leave before he too passed out and crashed out.
As Gai looked at his surroundings... he felt very proud..
" I am truly the youthful lord of dance...bow bestow my precious..." but was hit with a needle as he passed out.
" You and your son will pay for kidnapping my Naru-kun..." and took the two green giants to pay the price. May Kami help them all...
Meanwhile with Naruto
After leaving the cursed room he felt that he was free. Who knew that girls had it bad for him. Still it be better wanted from gorgeous girls than from a sick pedophile like Orochimaru.
As Naruto was running he spotted Ichiraku's and decided to stop by...wrong mistake...as he sat down a strong chakra rope tied him up.
" Damn what now...oh my god..." and there stood women ...women he knew, from the sensei and Anbu women to his genin and chunnin kunoichi.
/ Oh my god, I'm going to get raped./
At first the fox put his paw in his face to think then he said what he could only think of...
/ RUN BOY RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED!!/ and so Naruto tried to take his advice only to trip on a rock...
Yuugao, Yugito, Anko, Kurenai, Hinata, Ayame, Sakura, Temari, Ino, Ten-Ten , and even Shizune had the look of one sentence as they advance towards him ...
There's no escape mr.bonds
Chapter ended...sorry for the shortness..like Naruto's shortness...
Naruto" Hey screw you pal..."
Sexual harrassment panda... you've been a bad donkey...