OMG OMG OMG OMG!! It's at the ending of the end...I feel uber depresed that's it almost over...aren't you?? Well Imma skip the part where Goku goes to court cuz we all know he had a good as reason to whooped Aj-Ari's ass...fucking butt-muchin-jerk! Well here's the wedding who's in the dress...??
Anyways...I'm sorry for the typos...I uninstalled my ...--thingy that checks typos...cuz there was a glitch in it...the typos were so bad I was...and still embarrassed...since i uninstalled it I had less typos...yay!
After Goku came from court his eyes were clouded by his exstacy...I could tell he wanted it...everytime there was a big problem solved he would be horny...I wonder if he did this to Chi-chi...
"Goku?!"
"What...?!"
"You push--"
He began to kiss me up and down.
"Lemme get in you!! Please...I'm horny!!"
"I can see tha--"
He unzipped his pants before I could finsh it...he was harder that I've ever him!
"Come..one...I want you NOW!!"
"I'm 2 months pregant!!"
"It wont hurt the baby...I promise!!"
"But!!"
He continued to forge on. His cock rubbing my stomach almost made me submit
he did everything to "woo" me...Finally I gave in when his mouth was locked around the outline of my zipper.
"G...Goku?? Why so fast??"
"I'm really stressed and when I'm stressed I'm horny!!"
"But you won right??"
"Yeh...but tomorrow..."
"Oh...okay!"
He unzipped my pants with his teeth and licked me like a cat. My blood began to race. It wasn't the rut...but it was the phase in time where Goten would actually noticed us having sex right in the middle of the floor ...as soon as he opens up the door ..BAM! There we are!...As I began to foreshadow our embarassment...He shove his huge self into me. I let out a yelp similar to a pup's.
"You love it when I shove my hard juicy cock in you right?!"
I couldn't respond since he was pounding the hell out of me...it was like a jackhammer in me...i couldn't tell any sign when he was going to stop
The blood began to rush to my head as he picked me up and I dangeled from his arms like a helpless angel.
"Vegeta..."
"Y...yeah...?"
"Can you do ...me a favor??"
"What?"
"Wear a dress to the wedding please..."
"WHAT?!" I dropped to the floor
"Please don't fall and hurt yourself honey!"
He continued to pound me as we stop talking.
"You'll like it??"
"I'll like what...??"
"To wear a dress..."
"NO!"
"You'll wear it!!"
He began to power up inside me and move faster.
I tried to hold my ground but him giving the gaiantic porportion of pleasure was too much for me.
"Yes!!"
He began to smile
"Okay...Just wear you're hair down..."
"Hu--FUCK YOU!!"
"Fuck me??"
"No--no hone--"
He pounded me three times worst I began to slob and grip as if I was a mad cat.
"Dad I'm--"
Zak...Trunks...AND GOTEN walked into our love making...and we both came as they walked in...AW SHIT!!
Trunks and Goten blushed and ran into the room.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!" Goku chanted as he adjusted his clothes chasing after Goten
"Sorry father to interupt you two..." Projected from Goten's room
"..." Goku just walked away
"I hate you!!" I began to hit Kakkarot with my shirt like a dog to newpaper.
"I'm sorry...--look,I planned the honey moon...so you don't have to worry ...it'll be romantic..."
He wispered in my ear in a sexy way making me weak all over again...
"I want sex on the beach!!"
"Then so be it..."
The next day...
Bulma walked into my changing room.
" Geta??"
I turned to her light pink dress...it was similar to the lingere I bought her when we were going out.
"Yeah...??"
"Dosen't this remind you of our wedding...so tensed..."
"...Yeah" All the memories began to flutter around my heart as I smiled.
"So...is this how out lives end with each other..."
"Nani?"
"We're no together anymore--is that a dr--"
"He seduced me into wearing it!"
"Hee hee..."
"STFU!!"
"I'm sorry...its cute...are you letting your hair down...??"
"Yeah...dosen't make any sense to keep it up."
"Aw...I'm really taking pics now !"
Her smile began to look like a cat as it purred...it was too innocet...even to Bulma it was weird...
As I began to put on the dress I hear a male scream.
"Hisuki...is this where you and you're mate should wed?"
I covered my body and looked down the stairway.
"Hidan...??"
"Boom chaka-la bitch!!"
I wound up falling to the floor and thank heavens I didn't destroy the dress.
"Hidan!!"
"Oh...I am sorry that I knocke dyou senseless twin..."
"Twin?" Bulma gwaked at me as if it were a trick question
"We...look alike ...DUH!"
"...You ...never told me about him..."
"...That's because I thought he was dead..."
"Dear blood...I am not and...and never will be..when you become a grave man...so shall I!!"
"WHY do you --why are you talking like that?!"
"Shakespear and a fasination with medevil times..."
I was completely silent...when was he ever into anything...what sex-- that was about it...it was too weird and as I began to get lost into my deep pondering, the music started
"Shit!" I chirped before I rushed into the room...yet again...why did Goku make me wear a dress...??
At the altar thingy...
"Do you Goku, take Hinata's hand in marriage?"
" What?? " Had to of been a typo...
"Is there a problem??" the priest asked...
"Oh...no continue!" He'll say it probly after that
"I do..." He looked deep into my eyes and shifted them quickly as if he was into something. But what?
"And, do you Hinata--"
"Hisuki..."
"I'm sorry...what?"
"Hisuki..."
"What are you talking-"
"My name..."
"Shhhh!!"
"Don't shhhh me Goku..."
"Just go on..."
And as the quick argument ended I heard chattering ...I heard my name and Goku's as if no one knew WE were getting married...was he telling the truth?That probly explains why I'm wearing this dress...
"I now pronounce you husband and wif--"
"Wife?!"
"I'm sorry what?" mummbled the priest again.
"Goku did you tell anyone about anything?!"
"Shhhhh..."
"Don't shhh me!!"
"I'll tell you lat--"
"We're in a church...confess now..."
"...Like I said I'll tell you--"
"Fuck that!! Tell them now before I'll call it off in the middle of it all!!"
"...I'll tell you later please honey!! Please...let's just --"
"NO...Let's NOT get this over with...why won't you tell me why he keeps calling me HInata...is there someone else you're into...just let me know baby...Let me know now!!"
Goku dropped to his knees crying...I was starting to feel bed that I pressured him...but I wanted to know and know now!
"I'm sorry but I--I--I--..."
The chruch doors bursted opened as Chi-chi rushed in.
"You fucking faggot!!"
Now everyone was in confusion beside me.
"You call yourself a man when you had the nerve to creep and with--And you tried to pull something off with--...mmmm shame shame shame ...and you--"
"You going out and getting married on the DL with...some man who was Goten's father this whole time while I was busy...being dead for Christ sake!!"
"Who cares!! Who wants a man-loving asshole like you!?"
"Who wants a lying cheating cocky ass bitch like you"
"...Me??...Me?? Oh no not me!"
"Not you cuz...the last time I checked you were the one I caught red handed cheaking on me...in the bed and all...how about that...?!"
"Will you two shut the HELL UP and tell me what'sm going on!?" Roshi broke the argument ...finally a relief!
"I've had it myself!!"
I ripped that itchy ass dress off and forgot I was HISUKI...2 MONTHS PREGNANT...AND A MAN...in front of the world...DAMN was I embarrassed
"I...am Hisuki...Vegeta...I am Goku's HUSBAND!!"
"The why the fuck were you wearing a --wait hold up what?! Yajirobe was the first to notice my apperence...shortly everyone soon notice that me...a male saiyan...was pregnant! How long dose it take humans to notice a man who's 2 (I'm like 4 months in human time) months pregnant?! I swear!!
"Yes...I know...I'm pregnant!! ...Long story!! But you...Chi-chi are not gonna curse out my man...and you Goku...that's the last damn time you ever put me in a god damned dress!! " I shouted but I could see myself with my feminen under garments...sadly they fit me a little too well!
"You got some nerve talking to me you fucked up transvestite!!"
"What?!"
"You heard me!! "
"Oh no...let's take it out side...I ain't Christan but I believe in respect...let go out side..."
"Well if you aren't Cristian lets fight here!"
"I do--" All I know was...that dirty skank slapped my clean shiny sexy face--it was on!"
I socked her dead in the face and banged her against the floor...it seemed to me I was fighting just like a girl pulling her hair and bamger her head and--wow...too damn funny!! Finally, I stopped...One it was a church, Two I was gettin married and Three...the bitch was knocked the fuck out so what was the point...I already one!
"Forgive me pastor...I'm deeply sorry...it's just...that...I never gotten so angry to beat someone in a holy enviorment...
"...Yeah...moving on..."
"Yay!" I got to slip on a decient looking dress and run back to the altar...
" hereby pronounce you husband and husban...or...wife...or..lover...or--"
"Just something!!" I shouted impatiently
"You may now kiss the bride."
AW! too cute...If you can put pics on here I would put that scene when Vegeta and Chi-chi had a cat fight...OMG Vegeta in women's clothing fighiting Chi-chi...Oh...yummy!! hee hee...but yeah...it's alost at the end...but ya know...yeah...I was thinking Bulma and Vegeta...but nah! Even Bulma would of win either in fanfict or real anime ...I just Chi-chi all togethr...Aj-Ari isn't like that in the manga...he's a pussy...worst than AJ...but once It comes out you'll understand...Veget'a Uh-OH should make my characters more clearer once I get back to it...the I gott finish...then...DAMN! Lemme get started!! You'll hear from that gay Mc.Donalds man very soon ... Mu ha hahahaha!!
