A/N: See? I'm trying to catch up! Really!

Disclaimer: I don't own "Bones." Looking at my budget I won't own the Season 4 DVD's for a month or two...

The Black Hole's Look at "The Bond in the Boot."

Sid was in the back, fixing some snacks when he heard a small explosion accompanied by alarmed cries and the sounds of people coughing up soap bubbles.

With a sigh he flipped a dishtowel over his shoulder and went to see what had happened now.

He came into the main room and discovered that the fanfic bunnies had created a miniature geyser to spurt up in the middle of the floor, trying to copy what Bookwormlady and her husband had seen in Yellowstone. The result was nothing like Old Faithful but powerful enough to drench everyone in the room.

Sid groaned. "Okay, bunnies! Clean up the mess!" He looked over his patrons, noticing everyone but Sully was present and quite ticked off. "Hold on a sec, guys, I'll get you dried off."

A moment later, warming fans whirled to life, making everyone dry and comfortable. The fanfic bunnies took down the geyser and hid it in the room in the basement they thought Sid didn't know about.

As Sid started giving his slightly damp crew instructions, Sully sauntered in.

"About time, Sully," Jared grumbled.

Sully spun around and pointed a finger at Jared. "The name's Sullivan…Tim Sullivan."

Sid shook his head as he ran his hands through his hair. He should have seen this coming following this particular episode. "Sit down, Sully, it's not been the best of days already."

The ex-FBI agent shrugged and plopped on his favorite bar stool. "Sure, man." He sniffed the air and frowned. "Sulfur? What's going on?"

"Long story," Sid said, shaking his head as he placed a virgin margarita down in front of Sully. "Now that everyone's here, let's chat about the episode, okay?"

Everyone nodded. Tessa closed her eyes and sighed. "Oh, that final scene, with Seeley and Dr. Brennan under the sink? What an awesome B/B moment!"

All the women and fanfic bunnies sighed happily remembering that scene. "I'm glad we're close," Cam repeated softly. "Oh, I'm so glad they're advancing the relationship!"

"And kudos to you guys, Cam, for making sure Wendell got to stay," Jared said, raising his cup of coffee in salute. "I like that Squint."

Cam smiled. "So do we. It's hard to imagine getting rid of almost any of them."

"What about the whole money thing?" Rebecca asked, digging into her Dutch apple pie a la mode. "Does it really bother guys when women make more money than them?"

"Yes," chorused the guys.

"Well, that's just silly," Rebecca shrugged.

"Booth did point out that there were things that were more important than money, though," Jared said. "It was a good point – I saw Tempe really taking it in."

"And I gotta say, Booth OWNED Rutledge!" Sully said, banging his fist on the counter for emphasis. Sure, he saw Booth as a competitor for Tempe, but that didn't mean Sully didn't like the guy.

"That's true," David nodded. "And I found his motivating Bray with a hockey analogy really cool!"

Everyone nodded.

"Sooo…" Perotta stirred her strawberry milk shake. "Just what was on that USB drive?"

Everyone shrugged. They had no idea, and wondered if there was going to be a future episode about it.

"Well, that murder vic was cool," Will said. "I'm glad he got on the wall – he deserved it."

"Yeah, he did," Sid said, grabbing some empty glasses off the Rebecca and Tessa's table. "So why don't you all relax and we'll get to the next episode soon. Okay?"

Will and Michael got up to leave for a short break. Peyton and Cam joined Tessa and Rebecca for a quick game of Yahtzee. The fanfic bunnies took a long look around and began to oh-so-casually make their way to the door to the basement…

Sid stood in front of them. "I don't think so," he warned. "You want me to get Sullivan, Tim Sullivan on your case?"

With grumbles and covert looks to each other, the fanfic bunnies went back to work, wondering if they could inspire Bookwormlady to kill Sully off in the near future…