A/N: Mwuahahahaha I'm so evil lol ^_^

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Trapped in The Bubble Bath

Hotaru woke up wrapped in arms, a mans arms...she had a moment of panic and then she opened her eyes to see a still sleeping Kakashi was the man holding her. After smiling like an idiot she realized he was still asleep so she still had time to escape and never let him know she had cuddled up to him in her sleep. As she was pulling away she realized the only way out was sliding down his body and out of the bed completely. So of course right when she's down to Kakashi's waist he decides to wake up. One minute she was almost to freedom the next she was airborne, seconds later she collided with the bedroom wall and slumped to the floor.

A flustered and slightly scared Kakashi spoke. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Hotaru froze she couldn't breathe from fright. "I was trying to get out of the bed, I was almost free when you sent me flying." Kakashi slumped in obvious relief and walked over to help her up off the floor.

"Oh...hehe sorry." Hotaru let him help her up and immediately braced herself using her right leg to hook his knee sending him off balance she turned pulling his arm and threw him sending Kakashi flying into the opposite wall. "Yeah you bet your sweet ass your sorry! That really fucking hurt you ass!"

Hotaru left the room and decided she needed a shower, she was rinsing the last of her shampoo out when she heard a smashing sound, soon after someone, a girl screaming Kakashi's name and then the bathroom door flew open and soon after slammed shut. Hotaru screamed, jumping in fright and as she came back down her foot landed on a bar of soap, her feet went out from under her and in a last ditch effort to save herself she reached for the shower curtain and took it all down with her. Her head hit the shower wall knocking her into blissful un-awareness as Kakashi began sealing up the room to protect them both from the mad women in his living room. When Kakashi turned finally giving his attention to Hotaru he realized she was out cold, naked and bleeding in his shower. "Aww fuck."

Earlier on:

The first thing Hoshiko noticed when she woke up with a pounding hangover was she was not in her bed, the second thing she noticed was she was tied to something. The third thing she noticed was her extreme lack of clothes. Hoshiko looked down in horror at the offending pink tassels and Dora panties and began to cry, she would have screamed but her mouth was duct taped shut.

The first thing Shikamaru noticed when he woke up was his pounding headache, the second was he was tied to a pole the third was the I HEART PANDAS underwear set he was wearing. He would of screamed in horror but the fourth thing he noticed was his mouth was duct taped shut. Lucky for him he wasn't the only one tied to the pole from what he remembered he was pretty sure it was Hoshiko tied to the pole with him, he immediately set to work untieing her wrists as she continued to cry silently in udder embarrassment. He had just finished untieing her wrists when he realized they weren't alone. Shikamaru looked up and saw that practically the entire town was there just staring. Shikamaru was getting progressively more and more pissed when he finally found a face he recognized.

Sakura was on her way to the Hospital for her afternoon shift, when she walked into chaos. She was trying to get free of the crowd when she caught sight of someone she knew, and then she realized why there was a crowd. Tied to the flag pole in the middle of Town Square was none other than Shikamaru Nara and one crying, scantily clad Hoshiko Nichi. Sakura ran forward and caught Nichi who was slumping towards the floor still crying, Sakaru covered her with her own body reaching over and taking Shikamaru's Panda bra and putting on the crying girl to give her a little more coverage. Sakura set to work as soon as Hoshiko was covered up untieing Shikamaru and pulling the tape off his mouth. "Who did this!" Shikamaru frowned. "I don't know." And surprisingly Hoshiko spoke up. "Oh I sure as shit know, it was Hotaru and Kakashi for sure this has Hoshiko written all over it, but Kakashi is the one who was out for revenge last night!"

Sakura's visit to Kakashi:

Sakura used a chakra enhanced kick to knock down Kakashi's front door. And as she was screaming his name, the man himself came running out wearing only his boxers and ever present mask. Kakashi took one look at the trio standing in his door and ran for it. He skidded into the bathroom not caring that Hotaru was in the shower and slammed the door shut behind him, beginning the hand signs for sealing up the room so Sakura couldn't break down the door. Kakashi finally gave his attention to the girl in the bathroom with him but quickly realized something was wrong. Hotaru was out cold, dead to the world via Evil Plotting Soap.

When Hotaru woke up again she realized a few things immediately, one was that Haruno Sakura was screaming death threats threw the wall, another she was wrapped in a towel curled up in Kakashi's lap and the final thing her head was pounding like the little energizer bunny was having a god damn parade inside it. "What the hell happened?"

Kakashi looked at her in obvious relief, happy she was alive. "They've come for vengeance and brought Sakura with them, we're trapped. I scared you and you slipped on a bar of soap and got knocked out, the rest isn't really important." Hotaru began twitching as she realized Kakashi was definitely the one who had dragged her naked out of the shower and wrapped her in the fluffy towel. She decided to ignore that and began plotting any means of escape.

"Hey Kakashi do you have any bubble bath?" Kakashi turned and looked at Hotaru like she was on drugs. "Why could you possibly need bubble bath right now?" Hotaru smiled evilly. "I have a plan for escaping, your tub is pretty big I think it's big enough that if we try hard enough we'll be hidden under the bubbles and we just need to hold our breath long enough for them to believe we went out the window." Kakashi slowly thought over the plan and decided it was the only way, they couldn't go out the window Hotaru only had a towel on and he was in his boxers...bubble bath it was.

Hotaru filled the tub up with shampoo and water because Kakashi didn't have any bubble bath but there were bubbles none the less, Hotaru climbed in the tub and went under as Kakashi re-leased the seal and threw open the windows, he slipped into the water sliding up against Hotaru and right after he slipped under Sakura kicked the door in, having sensed the re-lease of the seals. "They went out the window!" Kakashi and Hotaru heard the water muffled commotion of the door flying off it's hinges and then silence. They stayed there for as long as they could coming up at about the same time. Hotaru wiped suds off her face and began laughing.

"I can't believe it worked! Like I was pretty sure we were going to be hauled out of the tub by our hair, but they really fell for it." Hotaru started laughing even harder, pretty soon she was doubled over dieing, the only thing keeping her out of the water was Kakashi's tight grip on her arms. Slowly Kakashi began to laugh too, twenty minutes later they were hanging on to each other fighting to breathe. After they calmed down some Kakashi got out helping Hotaru up and out of the bubbly tub. Hotaru's face was bright cherry red as she realized that her nice fluffy towel was see through and so were Kakashi's boxers. Kakashi taking notice of the exact same thing immediately turned around. "I'll uhm...I'll wait here while you go get dressed and then we can board up the front door together." Hotaru took the offered escape dropping the towel and running for the room completely naked, never noticing that Kakashi had turned and watched her run the entire way smiling like the perverted idiot that he is. After she got dressed, the still see through Kakashi walked into the room as she ran out.

Kakashi walked out fully clothed and saw absolutely no sign of Hotaru, he figured out why moments later when she walked in his broken front door dragging a beaten, extremely frightened boy behind her. "Akira Kakashi. Kakashi Akira. Great I've introduced you now let's get to work." Hotaru dropped the boy and walked over to the bathroom and began glueing the door back together. Kakashi walked over to the front door and did the same as Hotaru using a hot glue gun the boy named Akira handed him. They spent the next twenty minutes glueing the doors back together, while the doors dried Akira went to the store with instructions from Hotaru to by a new shower rod and curtain to replace the one she took out during her ungraceful fall of shame. Kakashi was sent to a different store to buy a padlock for the front door with and get a set of keys made for Hotaru. Hotaru decided she was going to make lunch and soon after realized Kakashi neglects his fridge immensely, so she left a shadow clone to stand guard and headed out for the super market intent on buying groceries and other necessities.

When Hotaru returned half an hour later it was to find Akira had come and gone leaving the curtain behind and Kakashi had reluctantly hired someone to have the doors replaced immediately, since the glue gun idea hadn't worked. "What happened to the doors?" Hotaru asked as she began putting away all her groceries. "Akira and I tried to put them up and they fell apart, so I hired Old Man Koga to re-place the doors immediately for a hefty price and these are re-enforced steel doors so Sakura can knock them over but she'll take the whole wall down too." Hotaru couldn't help but smile triumphantly they were pretty safe once those doors were done being installed and they could hide out here for quite a while if need be. "Perfect."

Koga left taking Kakashi's arms and a leg with him, poor Kakashi closed his new front door and locked it looking absolutely miserable. Hotaru decided to take pity on him, "Smile Kakashi you get to beat the crap out of me some more today. Kakashi snapped out of little emo session and decided things weren't so bad after all he had a new punching bag and she just happened to be able to cook. Things were already looking up for Kakashi.

Meanwhile Back with The Trio of Doom:

Sakura, Hoshiko and Shikamaru realized too late that Kakashi and Hotaru had pulled one over on them, and by the time they got back to Kakashi's the doors were up and locked. Sakura gave up and left for work as Shikamaru and Hoshiko headed back to Hoshiko's to try and fix the damage inflicted on their bodies. After showering and getting dressed Hoshiko set to work removing her and Shikamaru's nail polish and dyeing hair back to their regular colors. Shikamaru found his clothes in the bathroom and pulled them on vowing to never drink again. Shikamaru helped Hoshiko clean up the mess they had made and burn the clothes they had both woken up in. Hoshiko went upstairs and immediately came running back down.

"Shes gone!" Shikamaru jumped up off the couch. "Who's gone?" Hoshiko began crying. "Hotaru, I've made her mad and now she's moved out all her stuff is gone!" Shikamaru grabbed Hoshiko and hugged her as she continued crying. "Hey it's ok, we all played evil pranks on each other and when it all blows over she'll come back I'm sure of it." Hoshiko shook her head no. "I'd believe you if her bed was still here, but I meant it when I said it's all gone everything even her bed." Hoshiko continued crying and Shikamaru kept hugging her, sitting down on the couch and pulling her into his lap as she fell apart, eventually she stopped and fell asleep soon after Shikamaru fell asleep too.

A/N: Awww how sweet he held her while she cried :D