Summary: Credit goes to Psycho Delic263 for the idea.
Burned Falls AU!
After talking to Dipper earlier, Robbie decides to cheer him up by taking him and Waddles on a nature walk. But they bump into gnomes doing so.
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Robbie carefully approached Dipper, who was now laying on his back outside with Waddles laying on his stomach. "Hey Dipper." the teenager greeted. The male twin looked up at him. "We should totally go on a nature walk. It might cheer you up." Robbie offered.
The younger boy brightened a bit at Robbie's words, and silently agreed to go with Robbie on a walk.
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Of all of the things they had seen on the walk, this was by far the strangest. That was saying something, they had seen deer dancing, rabbits playing Go Fish, and birds chirping famous songs. Robbie had ended up taking pictures of these things to put up at the Mystery Shack.
Right in front of them, were gnomes. They were holding a pie above their heads, and the only one with a brown beard was staring awkwardly at them. "Sirs." The gnome greeted.
"What." Robbie plainly said as he snapped another picture of them.
Dipper took out a book and stuck his nose in it, while Waddles squealed angrily at the tiny bearded people.
"Whoa, whoa, tell your pig to back off. We're just stealing this pie." The younger gnome said.
"He's a wild boar." Dipper mumbled. The young twin put the book back in his vest. "Also, gnomes have no known weaknesses..." The lighter haired boy said quietly.
"What." Robbie repeated, shocked out of his mind.
"So, I'm Jeff, and this is Steve, Dave, and Bob!" Jeff pointed to the gnomes holding the pie. "And you would be?"
"Well...I'm Robbie, and this is Dipper..." Robbie was still shocked about the whole 'gnomes' thing, but he did manage to tell them their names.
Dipper, remembering that gnomes were just tiny people, backed away. He attempted to speak, but the only thing that came out was random sounds.
"Is...is there something wrong with him? Is this too weird?" Jeff asked.
"Yes. Goodbye now." Robbie grabbed both Dipper and Waddles in his arms and walked off.
Later, he would realize that Waddles had let him pick both him and his master up...and he would realize this while starring at a wall, rethinking everything.
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Well...still taking requests...I don't know why I'm mentioning this...
Originally, I was going to have the gnomes kidnap Dipper because they needed a 'queen' and Dipper was girly enough, but I decided to just do this.
I guess this is when Waddles starts to warm up to Robbie, because I planned to have Waddles eventually act more like a pig around Robbie then a bodyguard to Dipper. This would be because Waddles was starting to trust Robbie more, instead of just trusting Dipper.
I'm out now.