Hello everyone! I am alive! So sorry for not updating for AGES! Well, a week...but still! I've been busy with family over from Spain, and then college enrolment (I GOT IN! QUOTING MIKE WAZOWSKI: I'M OFFICIALLY A COLLEGE STUDENT!) and I'm also working on my novel! :D

Anyways,

This chapter: Hogsmeade Trip & Interviews

Next chapter: Hogwarts Selection & Interviews

Holy shit guys I'm so sorry! I haven't updated in like two weeks! ;_; Oh man. I feel so bad. So much has happened though...my nan, who I was very close to, passed away last Saturday at the age of 91 ;_; then my cousin got knocked over by a car last night- at least he is ok...

Don't worry, I'll make it up to you guys! I'm planning my own novel and have been preparing for college so I have been busy. My laptop also seems to be dying. Also, I would like to announce a new fanfic to be released this week:

Prince of Atlantis

It is a Hijack ((Hiccup from HTTYD and Jack Frost from ROTG)) and Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire crossover. Hiccup will replace Milo, Jack will replace Kida. I will tweak the storyline and add parts in, of course. Look forward to it!

The sequel to Avengers and Videogames should be published this week also, I need to decide which game though! Help an author out? :3

I will be posting all my fics on other fanfiction type websites, such as:

Quotev

Archive of our Own (I got into the beta!)

To make up for my absence, there will be a Harry Potter themed bonus chapter for:

Avengers and Pranks

Which will be published later this week! Yay! I hope you all like it!


A week after the incredible magic display from the Avengers, it was time for another anticipated trip. The entirety of Hogsmeade had been replicated in the British countryside, with a proper Hogwarts visible in the distance- it had taken many months to build, and with weather magic, Loki had made it snow over the village, the temperature also lowered to give an even more magical atmosphere. Several cameramen and interviewers would roam the village, capturing and broadcasting footage across the world.


Loki nonchalantly wandered into Hogsmeade, wearing Slytherin Robes, the winter uniform style with scarf, with a spell to ensure his Jotunn nature was not revealed. He was first to arrive, and waved to various cameramen as he passed. Waiting outside 'Gladrags Wizardwear', he shivered slightly against the cold. Disadvantage of masking his Jotunn nature. Quickly pulling out green gloves from his coat pocket, Loki pulled them on, just as Willow arrived, several metres ahead of the other Avengers. They all wore winter Hogwarts robes in their respective house colours, with house colour gloves. Taking it a step further, Willow wore Ravenclaw ear muffs, and Clint wore Hufflepuff earmuffs, Clint with a Hufflepuff wool hat, Willow with a Ravenclaw hair tie. She held a small paper bag.

"OMHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" Clint was going ballistic, in a burst of fanboy joy, like a true Hufflepuff.

"Hey Clint!" Willow gathered a snowball in one gloved fist. "THINK FAST!"

"WHA-" Clint was cut off as the snowball hit him square in the face, knocking him to the ground.

"That'll teach you to behave." Willow mock scolded. She shyly handed Loki the paper bag.

Quirking an eyebrow, the trickster opened it, and brought out...a pair of Slytherin earmuffs! Grinning, he put them on, welcoming the warmth. He gathered a snowball and launched it at Willow, who deftly avoided it an threw one at Tony, who cursed as he was knocked, face-first, into the snow-covered ground. Quickly getting back up, the billionaire smirked before launching a snowball at Steve, who let out a girlish shriek, and whipped round, gathering a snowball in each hand- one which he threw at Tony, the other he threw at Natasha. Soon, an innocent snowball game turned into a free-for-all snow WAR, laughter ringing in the air as they all ran around like children, snowballs flying through the air like bullets, much to the delight of the cameramen. The interviewers/reporters joined in soon enough, and it became a mad frenzy of flying snow.

For a full half hour, the snow war raged, until everyone realised how cold they were, and wandered into the Three Broomsticks Inn for a warm butterbeer, just as civilians began to arrive.

The actress who played Madam Rosmerta, owner of the Three Broomsticks Inn, had come as her character to serve people all day.

Strolling in, the large group of heroes, a certain Ravenclaw tagging along, they selected a table near the roaring fireplace, whilst Tony (and Pepper, who had since arrived) went to order warm Butterbeers for everyone.

"So, Hogwarts week starts in a couple days." Willow removed her earmuffs and gloves.

"Correct." Loki nodded, doing the same.

"I want to be Snape, just to tell everyone to..." Willow took a deep breath.

"Turn to Page 394." Clint and Willow drawled in unison.

The group descended into laughter, and Loki morphed into Professor Snape, glaring ferociously at them.

It silenced them all.

For a mere two minutes.

Soon, even Loki-Snape was laughing, so much he inadvertently went back to his normal self. After several minutes more, Tony and Pepper walked over, precariously balancing many butterbeers. Loki and Willow smirked, and snapped their fingers. Half of the drinks soared towards Loki on an air current. Summoning water from the air, Willow floated the other half of the drinks over, and the duo settled the drinks on the table. Blinking and clapping, they all seized their mugs of warm butterbeer, relishing in the delicious scent. Nothing more was said for several minutes as they sipped at their drinks. Occasionally they engaged in quick conversation, but mostly focused on the delicious, magical drinks.

(A/N: I want to know what Butterbeer tastes like...I also want to know what a Krabby Patty tastes like. Oh well, we can't have everything...)

Waving politely to a cameraman who was filming them, the group spoke a few words about Butterbeer, giving small details on what was to be expected in the next few weeks. Giddy with excitement, the cameraman went back to capturing footage of the nearly full, quaint building.

The team, minus Loki and Willow, smirked and winked at each other before splitting off in pairs, leaving the two sorcerors to themselves. Loki glared ferociously at Tony, who merely whistled nochalantly and stuck his hands into the pockets of his robes as he skipped out of the Three Broomsticks. The trickster facepalmed, before turning back to Willow, who was smirking.

"What?" Loki quirked an eyebrow.

"I know exactly how to get them back." Willow stood, pulling on her gloves and earmuffs. She nodded her head towards a window, which gave them a view of Zonko's joke shop.

"I like this idea." Loki cackled as the two snuck out of the restaurant, looking incredibly suspicious to the civilians in the room.


Several hours later, the team, minus Loki and Willow, slumped into their chairs in The Three Broomsticks once again, lugging an insane amount of bags. Clint had on a yellow witches hat, and vehemently denied any snide remarks. He bluntly told everyone he was 'feeling fabulous', and fearing an arrow to the knee, the rest of the team shut up. They merely quirked their eyebrows and sipped at another round of butterbeers.

"Where's rock of ages?" Tony adjusted his gryffindor coloured fez.

"With Willow." Clint smirked.

"I SHIP IT!" Jane declared.

"I agree, lady Jane." Thor grinned.

"Maybe they're delayed because..." Steve went red.

"They fondued?" Clint grinned widely.

Bruce choked on his drink, and Natasha had to pat the scientist on the back, although she herself was grinning.

There was an awful screech from Tony as he took his first sip of butterbeer. It tasted like red hot chili peppers, in liquid form. Steam came out of his ears as his face flushed ruby red. Choking in disgust, Tony had a sudden realisation.

"Loki." the billionaire went pale.

An ominous sound of knuckles cracking popped from behind. The group turned to see a rather pissed off Loki and Willow clutching bags, mainly from Zonko's Joke Shop.

"Revenge is sweet." Loki smirked, his face filled with fury.

"And SPICY!" Clint went to high five Loki, but seeing the anger, went to sit down, falling off his chair, and knocking his yellow witches hat askew.

"Now?" Willow pulled out a soft, spherical object.

"Now." Loki snarled.

The two launched the objects, before high-tailing it out of the inn. On contact, the objects exploded, releasing the most horrible stench, making every single person in there gag and retch, holding their noses.

"Dungbombs." Tony groaned.

"I did not see that coming." Bruce choked.

"They are so dead." Natasha collapsed.

"I will avenge our noses!" Clint leapt up.

"VOLDEMORT APPROVES!" Tony bellowed.