Big Brother: Unleashed
10
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Everyone sat at the dinner table waiting for tea to arrive. Myers was finally let out of the pen after another long 14 hrs and Mulder noticed a faint smell coming from his direction.
"Myers have you had a bath in the last 3 days?" Mulder asked moving away slightly. Myers looked up at him
"Nope" he said smiling "Why can you smell me?" Skinner nodded from across the table
"Yes we can" he coughed. Myers thought for a moment then leaned back stretching his arms out above his head.
"Yes I haven't had a shower in 3 days, that is true" he said with a smile. Scully rolled her eyes.
"Well if anything I'm glad we finally got the water pipes fix, now we don't have to walk around in and ocean anymore" She replied looking across at Mulder who was leaning back in his chair. Myers yawned just as they heard footsteps coming from the kitchen area
"Dinner time!" Agent Harp called as she and Doggett walked out carrying plates. Placing them on the table, they both sat down.
"Now this is what I'm talking about!" Myers said reaching across towards the food. Just then someone slapped his hand. He looked across at Monica "What?"
"We have to say grace first" Myers just stared at her
"Grace?" Monica smiled as she looked across at Doggett.
"Yes grace, and since you are in a rush to eat then you can do it" Mulder snicked as Myers raised an eyebrow
"Me?" Monica smiled
"Yes, now show us what you got in there" She said as she folded her fingers together. Mulder rolled his eyes but did it as well as the rest of them. Myers sighed
'If only Dean was here to help me' He thought as he cleared his throat.
"Ok, here goes, grace… 2, 4, 6, 8, dig in, don't wait" Myers finished reaching for the food to only have his hand slapped again.
"Myers!"
"What?! You wanted Grace, I gave you grace!"
"2, 4, 6, 8, dig in, don't wait? How is that Grace?" Mulder asked putting his hands out. Myers pointed at him
"If you can say it, it's Grace. What? You've never heard that one before? It's very popular amongst families" Everyone raised an eyebrow
"Who's family?" Myers's eyes went wide trying to think of an answer
"Mine… for starters and…"
"Moving on, would you like to try again?" Myers coughed
"No" Monica smiled
"Good now go again" Myers stopped
"What part of no don't you understand?" Monica smiled
"The N and the O" She replied. Everyone giggled. Myers sighed
"Oh alright…" he said clearing his throat "…Grub is yummy, Grub is sweet, don't wait around it's time to eat!" He said reaching for the food again but again was slapped on the hand "Oh come on! That was a good one!"
"Agent Myers, don't you have any respect?"
"Well yeah for my stomach, but I haven't been able to fulfil my respectful needs" he replied. Everyone looked at him
"That made no sense" Scully said. Harp agreed. Monica sighed
"Alright, I'll do it" She cleared her throat "Dear Lord…"
"Why do we have to do this anyway? It's not like we are all religious…" Myers interrupted looking at the group around him and noticing Scully's glare. "Except her" He said pointing a thumb. Monica also glared
"We do this to say thank you for what we have, I may not be all that religious but I'm opened to new things now we try again…" She cleared her throat "Dear Lord…"
"But if you're open to new things, can't you be open to eating right now? I know it's a new thing for all of you but please just bear with me and my stomach here" He interrupted again. Everyone groaned. Scully was getting more annoyed now.
"Myers would you just shut up and let her speak? The sooner she speaks the sooner we eat!" Myers looked at her hurt
"I'm hurt" he stated trying not to laugh
"No you're not, so don't act like it, now Reyes…" Monica nodded and started again
"Dear Lord…" She stopped for a moment waiting for Myers to say something. They all looked at him. He shrugged
"What?" He replied innocently. They all gave him the sideways glance before Monica continued
"Thank you for everything you have given us, and this opportunity to be here…"
"Amen" They all finished. Myers perked up
"Now can we eat?" he wined. Monica looked at him.
"Yes now we can eat" Everyone started to eat. Myers on the other hand grabbed a napkin and folded it neatly and placed it on his lap. Everyone slowed their eating and watched him as he stuffed another one down his shirt
"Myers? What are you doing?" Scully asked folk in mid flight. Myers looked across at her
"I'm making sure I don't get dirty" This time Harp spoke up
"But aren't you already dirty?" She asked. Myers nodded stuffing his plate full of food.
"Yes, but I haven't washed anymore in the last week due to being 'Penned' although I did put a load on about 15 minutes ago, it should be done by now" He said picking up a knife and fork. He started to cut his food and was about to take a bite when…
"Housemates, this is Big Brother, George Myers report to the pen immediately." Myers's eyes went wide he placed his food down
"What? I haven't done anything!" Just then they heard a sound coming from the laundry. They all look to see a large white wall coming from the door. Scully stopped
"Myers how much detergent did you put in?" Myers swallowed
"Half" he replied honestly. Scully looked across at him
"Half a cup?" Myers swallow again this time harder
"No, half a box, like it said on the label… Half a box, makes the shine, every time…" Scully and the others all rubbed their faces as the white wall of bubbles plopped into the kitchen.
"Housemates…" Big Brother started but Myers stopped him
"Yeah, yeah, I know." He said standing and grabbing his food and a drink. He started to walk towards the door. "I'm going to invest in a bed for the pen, just for me" he finished as he walked out the door. Everyone laughed
"Poor Myers, maybe we should go keep him company?" Harp suggested. Skinner shook his head
"You can but I'm going to finish my food before the bubbles over take us" he said gesturing to the massive pile of suds coming towards them. Scully groaned as she glanced at it
"He's going to help us clean this up, there is no way he is getting out of it, no way…"
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A/N
Hey Guys
I know it was a Myers type of a chapter but you'll see why with the poll
If he goes out I want him to leave with a bang lol
Anyways hope you like it
Let me know what you thought
The next poll there's four people up because 2 got the same amount of votes
So you get to choose one back in…
Anyways thanks for all the reviews and
Thanks for reading!