Date 9: Hana and Kisame
"This is nice." Hana was a bit iffy about going on a date to the aquarium with a guy that eerily looks like a fish but now she didn't mind. Her date was quite… nice.
"Yeah." It was love at first sight for Kisame. He loved everything about Hana. The way she looked, the way she moved. She was an image of perfection in his mind.
"Hey look! There's a food court here, I'm starved." Hana licked her lips which Kisame loved.
"Ok" he said, he was on cloud nine. In total bliss.
At the food court the two of them got some hamburgers and French fries. Hana daintily placed a napkin on her lap and placed another next to her tray then she dug in with full force. Bits of food was thrown everywhere as she attacked her food like a starved animal.
Kisame watched her, open mouthed. He loved her more than ever now.
"I'll be back." He mumbled and dashed out of the food court. Hana growled then shrugged and attacked her fries. Meanwhile Kisame was rushing to the souvenir shop where he promptly bought a ring. He hoped it would be ok since it was a mood ring that cost like 1 dollar. With ninja speed he dashed back to the food court and got down on one knee.
"Hana" He panted. "Will you marry me?"
Hana looked up from her food for half a second and said very slowly. "No way." Then attacked her food once again.
Kisame was heart broken. He fell like a brick from cloud nine straight to the center of the earth where he burned with pain. His heart was literally in two. He ended up giving the ring to Itachi so it'd be easier to tell if he's in one of his "moods" and joined Shino's emo gang. Kisame swore to never go on a blind date again.