Chapter 9: Brook
Luffy: so this chapter supposed to have six right?
Brook: yep because of this…
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ahoo Hima de
Domo Arigato, Mr. ROboto
Himitsu wo Shiri tai
Suddenly four robots came in a formation behind Brook
Brook:
You're wondering who I am
Secret secret, I got a secret
Brook:
Machine or mannequin
Secret secret, I got a secret
Brook:
With part made in Japan
Secret secret, I got a secret
Brook:
I am the modern man
As the music continues and the robots head to the stands
Brook:
I've got a secret, I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling
My brain I.B.M., so if you see me
Acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone
And somewhere to hide
To keep me alive, just keep me alive
The curtain lifts up, revealing the blue man group band
Brook:
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions
I'm not what you see
I've come to help you
With your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior
Forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances I am the modern man
Went beyond his control
Beyond my control, we all need control
I need control, we all need control
Secret, secret I've got a secret
Brook:
Who hides behind a mask
Secret, secret, I've got a secret
Brook:
So no one else can see
Secret, secret, I've got a secret
Brook:
My true identity
Suddenly 5 robots on each side of the stage walk towards brook in a formation while the robots behind brook, then he and the robots bowed down.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo, Domo
Just then the robots along with brook and the robots behind him, put their arms in to the other persons arms and do the high knee and high kick dance, while saying the four words.
Brook:
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto Just when I needed to
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you
Please, thank you, oh
YEAAAAAAAAAH
Just then the robots leave brook when the lighting gose crazy then total darkness, light below aims Brook.
Brook:
The problem's plain to see
Too much technology
Machines to save our lives
Machines, de-humanize
The time has come at last
Secret, secret, I've got a secret
Brook:
To throw away this mask
Secret, secret, I've got a secret
Brook:
Now everyone can see
Secret, secret, I've got a secret
Brook:
My true identity, I'm Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilroy...
Luffy: whoa
Brook: Luffy san, Guitar please, Blue man group band, hit it.
Suddenly the music began, as the keyboard dose its thing, brook started to sing.
Brook:
I think my girlfriend is an alien, I know she's from another galaxy, Does she love me for who I am? From her alien heart! (She's got an alien) Heart!
Invading force from Planet 10,
Said she was from out of town,
But I know what she meant...
I don't know just what she's a-doing with me!
She treats my love like a science experiment...
Or does she want to put my brain in a can?
She can have it 'cause I never want to be apart...
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) She's got an alien heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
As the song continues, lights techno accurse to the stage, then the keyboard note thing
Brook:
Does she love me for who I am? From her alien heart! (She's got an alien) Heart!
Or does she want to put my brain in a can?
She can have it 'cause I never want to be apart...
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) She's got an alien heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) She's got an alien heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
(She's got an alien) Heart!
Does she love me for who I am? From her alien heart
Or does she want to put my brain in a can?
She can have it 'cause I never want to be apart...
Luffy: wow whats next
Brook: this
Suddenly weird sound and the music begins and brook started to sing
Brook:
Pt barnum said it so long ago The ring master shouts "let the show begin" Its time to take a ride on a nightmare merry go round There's cotton candy in thier hands
There's one born every minute don't you know
Some make us laugh some make us cry
These klowns honey gonna make you die
Everybodys running when the circus comes into their town
Everybodys gunning for the likes of the killer klowns
From outer space...
Send in the klowns let them do you in
See a rubber nose on a painted face
Bringing genecide to the human race
You'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer klowns from outer space...
Says the polka dotted man with a stalk of jacaranda
They're all diabolical bozos
Then brook starts his solo of the circus theme
Brook:
All look around what do you see
Tell me what's become of humanity
From california shores to new york times square
Barnum and bailey everywhere
If you've ever wondered why the population's going down
Blame it on the plunder of the likes of the killer klowns from outer space..
Brook: and STOP. Printed, just kidding, SKULLJOKE!
Luffy: wow, can I pick the next song?
Brook: sure
Luffy whispers in to Brooks ear
Brook: hmmm, ok. The band knew whats next anyway
The drums beat and the song 'bang your head starts to play', soon as the last part rings out brook starts to sing
Brook:
Well I'm an axegrinder piledriver Bang your head! metal health'll drive you mad Well I'm frusrated Bang your head! metal health'll drive you mad
Mother says that I never never mind her
Got no brains I'm insane
Teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser 6-streamin' razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour
Band your head! metal health'll drive you mad
Outdated I really want to be over-rated
I'm a finder and I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys to make the noise
Won't ever let up
Hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack
Well now you're here
There's no way back
Bang your head! metal health'll drive you mad
Metal health'll cure your crazy
Metal health'll cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's what you have to have
Brook then starts his solo, soon as his solo is done, it went back to the verse of the song, and then it's the bass and drums that are playing.
Brook:
Bang your head Oh get your straight-jackets on tonight oh
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead
Oh yeah!
Metal health
It's not too bad
Bad bad
Bang your head! metal health'll drive you mad
The bad boys are gonna set you right rock on rock on rock on
Bang your head! metal health'll drive you mad
Bang your head!
Soon as brook is done with his solo, the song ends with a bang.
Luffy: that was awesome
Brook: I know right. Ok this song that im gonna play is for THE straw hats
The keyboard starts playing as the start to 'separate ways (worlds apart' follow by the guiter and then the music.
Brook:
Here we stand Feelin' that it's gone Someday love will find you Troubled times If you must go Someday love will find you [Instrumental Interlude] Oooooooooh I still love you, girl
Worlds apart
Hearts broken in two, two, two
Sleepless nights
Losing ground
I'm reaching for you, you, you
Can't change your mind
If we can't go on
To survive the tide
Love divides
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched
And went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched
And went our separate ways
Caught between confusions and pain, pain, pain
Distant eyes
Promises we made were in vain
In vain, vain
I wish you love
You'll never walk alone
Take care my love
Miss you love
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched
And went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched
And went our separate ways
Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
I really love you, girl
And if he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
Nooooooooo
Nooooooooo
Luffy: whoa, that even brings the crew that's right behind me
Nami: duh, we been right behind you this whole time
Luffy: oh, sorry
Brook: don't feel bad luffy, in fact this song or the last song, I made this to the crew, but mostly to you. Band, hit it
Then music to brooks song begins
Brook:
Oh Yeah! Children
This is the story of a hero
The story of a man who will become king
In war there are no do-overs
But he stands firms with sandals on his bare feet
Oh yeah! Come on baby!
Dreamers always struggle
Because sometimes their dreams are out of reach
You have to battle your own demons
In order to live through the days
It's a big dream that seems quite a handful
But when he mentioned it, I could see it coming true
Today is the day We got tired of waiting
We don't need nights because we're short-tempered
Today is the day It's a great day
Kick the clock that was stopped
For the New World For the New World For the New World
The world is gonna change
One more time!
It's about time we assemble
My friends are also quite villains
Whoever seems to be teamed up
Follow perfectly by the hand
We trained hard every day
Ride on his ambition
Even though he said this and that
He laughed
Even a thick fog that seems to continue forever
Disappears in an instant and we see the blue sky
Today is the day The show is about to start
Those chosen aim to that sea
Today is the dayDepart and set sail to dreams
Let's go kick around in the world we long for
For the New world For the New world For the New world
The world is about to change
For the New world For the New world For the New world
The world is about to change
Just one time One more time Over and over once again
Go fight a hundred times for a new tomorrow yeah!
For the New world For the New world
Give it up Give it up Give it up Start up Start up Go! Go! Go! Go!
Move forward without turning back! May I see, may I see, may I see, may I see your panties?
40 degrees diagonally is harder than 45 degrees yeah!
We came along Today we came too From north to south to distant space
We came along to cross over the rainbow Is it time to go over the rainbow yet!
Bone Bone Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bone!
And so may end brooks dream with the straw hat pirates celebrating in brooks dream.
And our story to the straw hats dream may end.
However, a encore may or may not happened, who knows. We shall meet again my friends
STRAW HATS: TILL WE MEET AGAIN