Warning: contains cross dressing, strong language, violence and nudity. (Errors too. I am not perfect!)

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Chapter 9

By sexy sex slave

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Britannia. The royals were all disgusting, the Japanese government was a joke. They bent in all directions at the word of King Charles.

Genbu was just a political head. His word had little to no power that was why my dad had left me so many times to run and please them.

I stared blankly at Lelouch not knowing how to react to the new information. I chose to walk away.

I heard him call my name but he didn't chase after me. Truly I wasn't sure if I wanted to be around him.

My childhood was depressive, I was left to several nannies, my birthdays were spent alone. I got clothes as presents and my toys were boring and educational.

At 8 years old I decided when my dad had taken me on a trip to Britannia that life had not point. It was my birthday and no one had remembered.

I took a knife from the kitchen and prepared to stab myself in my stomach. I didn't, I couldn't do it. I realised at that moment that Britannia was to blame.

How ironic that I was in love with someone from the royal family, not just anyone. A boy. The youngest prince.

I didn't realise I had reached school until a jock on my team called out to me. "Practice, where the hell have you been? We've been looking for you"

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Euphemia

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I smiled as I grabbed hold of Shane's hand, the limo parked before the complex and I was feeling anxious. Schneizel had gone up with Kanon to talk to Marianne and asked Odysseus and I to wait in the limo till they told us it was okay to come up.

I felt so sad, I leaned unto his shoulder for some relief. Daddy had picked out Shane for me, he was perfect. He had brown hair and green eyes. He was also heir to the White fortune.

He was down to earth, but he hardly touched me or kissed me. I figure he didn't really like me.

"It is going to be alright" he said to me, it was calming, he wrapped an arm around me and I felt calm.

"He's going to be fine" I assured him, were as I was really just reassuring myself. My poor little brother. Kanon came into view he waved at us, telling us to come up.

I took a deep breath, Shane smiled softly at me as we stepped out of the limo. He wrapped his arms around me, I smiled back at him. I wasn't going to cry.

Shane's phone went off. He picked up a frown lit his face "Okay I understand, I'll be there now." He cut the call and turned to me looking guilty. "Babe I have to leave, I am sorry"

"I understand" I smiled as I lied. I wanted him beside me, I didn't understand anything.

I felt so alone as I walked to the elevator, the ding sound came and the doors opened to Kanon, odysseus , his wife and me.

"Where's Shane?" Odysseus asked, his eyes narrowed at my upset face, I forced a smile immediately.

"Business" I laughed it off. "I'm fine, its Lulu we are here for" I reminded him and his expression twisted into a pained one.

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Schneizel

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"We are here" I said as I twisted the doorknob and stepped in. Jeremiah stood across from me with his back pressed to the wall, his eyes wide in worry.

"Lelouch stay still!" Marianne said as she chased after Holding up a mini skirt and a pink shirt. Lelouch who was apparently in panties. I was going to have a nosebleed. Where the hell was my camera?

"No" Lelouch said. Before I could see anymore. It went black. Stupid Konan, he always did this when stuff got good, like the time my old flame got on the table and started to strip.

Cock block.

Then again it was better than an angry Konan. Behind his smile and submissive nature when he was mad he was lucifer.

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Konan Pov

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The room paused to stare at us, I laughed nervously knowing my horns would be showing if I didn't have a quick excuse.

"He hasn't slept a wink, he was so exhausted." I picked up his hand and dragged him, making sure he 'accidentally' hit every possible thing. He was about to have a nose bleed.

A larger man walked up to me. He piked up schneizel wrapping an arm around his shoulders, he was pretty hot.

"Oh. I forgot to tell you that Lelouch was back." She laughed nervously. My eyes went to the black haired boy with purple eyes. It was no wonder Schneizel had a brother complex. The boy screamed protect me.

He had such smooth pale skin and he was pretty short. I studied him for a moment, I was going to mentally torture the kid but then I was having the strong urge to squeal, hug him and pull his cheeks. I bit my bottom lip.

"This is my princess Lelouch and Lelouch this is your brother's future wife Konan" she grabbed Lelouch when he was distracted.

"No! I want to dress like a boy!" He screamed struggling. Marianne was an ex knight. I really doubted it would work.

When she took him into a room I went down to call the others up.

When we returned Lelouch was pouting in a pink and white stripped tank top and a jeans short skirt with in his hair and make up all over his face.

He was so cute, he almost made me want to make him my pet. Put a collar around his neck, stick I preferred it in the butt from schneizel more. I took a seat beside him.

Euphemia and odysseus looked shocked, they glared at Marianne who sat across from us.

"Lelouch my baby" Euphie screamed before running up to him, taking him into her arms and pressing kisses all over his face.

"Stop" Lelouch was red. She had her breasts pressed up to his face. "Is everyone in this family abnormal?!"

"Marianne I believe you owe us an explanation" odysseus looked calm but I could tell he was angry on the inside.

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I had felt so bad for walking out of Lelouch, sure the royal family was made up of douche bag ass holes but Lelouch was still my girlfriend and he still love her-him.

He sighed as he stepping into the building. It was weird, no one was around. Didn't anyone but Lelouch live here?

I stepped into the elevator that had only one floor on it. It was no wonder they let Lelouch come and go by his self this place had no one else living here.

The elevator opened, there was only one door on this floor, I knocked. The door opened and I think I was staring at an angel. She had long pink hair and purple eyes my heart picked up its beat.

In my defence I am a man. Beautiful girls still made me hard and I still wanted to feel up her chest. "Shane you came back!"

"Sha-" her lips pressed to mine and for a moment I was caught in the kiss, I pushed her away placing my hands over her breasts, god. Thank you. I squeezed her boobs a little before pushing her away.

"Shane?" She looked shocked. Who the hell was Shane? I pushed her aside. I stepped into the room and all eyes were on me.

"Suzaku?" My eyes softened on Lelouch.

"Shane?" The others in the room said.

Lelouch got up to hug me, shocking everyone. "I thought you were mad at me"

"You know Shane?" Marianne asked, I was sure it was directed at Lelouch.

"Suzaku. Who's shane?" Lelouch asked. The bubble gum girl grabbed hold of one of my arms.

"Lelouch let go of my fiance!" She pulled me towards her.

"No. He's my boyfriend" Lelouch snapped back. God they should just let three of us have a threesome.

"No he isn't he just came back from Britannia with me!" The bubble gum haired girl let go of me, making me fall on top of Lelouch.

I felt a gun pressed to the back of my head. I heard the safety click off "get off his highness now you scumbag" what the fuck was happening?

"No don't shoot Shane/Suzaku" Lelouch and the girl yelled together.

"Konan must have knocked me out again-" a room door opened to reveal a tall blonde. Everyone froze.

The silence.

Someone say something.

"My baby brother?" He chuckle before pulling out a gun. "Get off of him slowly so I can shoot you, Shane, I have nothing against you but Lelouch is off limits."

"No don't shoot Shane Schneizel!" The bubble haired girl ran across the room to stand infront of Schneizel.

Was this the wrong time to be getting hard off of Lelouch? I lifted his skirt. The gun pressed deeper into the back of my head and I sighed.

"Euphy I think I left my passport with you" I looked to the door to see myself at the door. What the fuck was happening?

"Two Shanes?" Everyone in the room said.

"Darling put your gun down" a woman with brown hair and beautiful blue eyes said. Was every girl in this place hot?

"Well. I think Jeremiah should put on some tea so we can sort this out"

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Shane

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Euphy was holding unto my arm like I'd disappear. I sighed as I turned to stare at the guy beside me. He was my exact copy.

What the hell was this? I leave for an hour and already this place was shit.

I sighed and ran a hand through my hair, I looked past my copy to the small raven that sat beside him blushing and nervous. He was adorable but he was still a boy.

"Eyes forward" my copy snapped.

"And if I don't? I am under this understanding that you already kissed my fiance. Perhaps I should retaliate." I chuckled at his face, it lost all colour apart from the red hand print on each side of his face. First from Euphie saying he had kissed her and grabbed her breasts and the other from Lelouch.

"You better not think about it or I'll break your face" Suzaku crossed his hands over his chest.

"So. You are the one that raped my brother" schneizel was calm. If you knew the man you'd know he was anything but calm, a hand rose. He handed Suzaku a bottle cup of tea.

"Schne you can't poison Suzaku and he didn't rape me" Lelouch emptied the liquid on the floor, it immediately ate through the floor. Suzaku looked pale.

"I think I better be going-" a man with gold eyes held a gun to Suzaku's head.

"I think you better stay" he snarled. I felt bad for him.

"So this is the boyfriend that popped your cherry". Marianne said. "I have never been so proud, he is pretty good looking. Its too bad you are going to marry Gino"

"Schneizel, sit down and stop glaring at the poor boy, he looks frightened enough as it is." Kanon said.

I sighed, perhaps now I could place my hand on Euphy's thigh or best yet cup a feel of her breasts without Schneizel's trying to kill me.

As if reading my mind, his eyes turned to me. "I still have my eyes on you, you are probably a rapist like that pervert over there!"

"So are you two twins?" Odysseus asked, I shook my head, he was just a Japanese fag. We could not be related.

"You two should kiss, perhaps you'd feel something." Marianne suggested.

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Suzaku

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"You two should kiss, perhaps you'd feel something." Marianne suggested. Was she bloody serious? I needed to bleach the images from my mind.

"I'd rather kill myself" I glared at the smug bastard when we said it at the same time.

"I wouldn't be surprised, you are japanese, you have suicidal thoughts all the time" the blonde with blue eyes that tired to kill me said.

"Schne was it?" I began. Lelouch looked at me with wide eyes. I watched as ticked signs appeared over his face.

"Run" Lelouch whispered.

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Marianne

XXX "Schne was it?" No one called Schneizel that but Lelouch, even Euphie was allowed. Poor guy didn't know. I looked out the window as Schneizel raced after him.