Author's Note:
Hi...this fic is going extremely well... thanks a lot for the views and the follows. Thanks also for giving DenAme, RusCan, and NorBela a chance XD...I based this a bit on history.
The things Denmark does to get America's attention
I went to my beloved's house this one time, when I saw a bunch of porn videos scattered under his bed, most were hot lesbian porn. You know the really hot ones with the biggest knockers. I had my own collection of lesbian porn too…we are so alike. We're practically meant for each other.
"WAAAAH! Dude…there's a reason they're under my bed!" the younger nation got all the porn videos that I scattered on the floor. "They're still illegal here" he looked away shyly.
Suddenly, I had an awesome idea that popped in my head.
~*TIME SKIP*~
"Hey, America~" I cooed as I touched his tense shoulder. He shuddered but gave me a sweet smile. The sweetest smile in the world as a matter of fact.
"Yeah?"
"I made porn legal at my place!" I smiled brightly.
"Y-you what!?" He said frantically. He must be so happy right now.
"You can totally move in with me…so you don't have to hide your porn stash anymore!" I started yanking him out of his house.
"Dude! I'm happy for you and all…but having a porn stash isn't really something we should brag about" he said in a worried tone. That was when I could finally read the atmosphere. I didn't think this all the way through again.
"Oh…I-I'm sorry, min k...I mean, min venne!" God, I almost slipped. I headed towards the door in a deep blush.
Author's Note:
Denmark was the first country to legalize porn in 1969...but of course in all truth it had nothing to do with America. XD, it's just funny. Although...I'm already thinking of a fic like this where America tries to impress Denmark...but I won't tell you anything else.
Oh yeah...all nations are bisexual for me...excpet for Sve. XD