Author's note: These are thanks to yours truly... and angryyungelf.
Disclaimer: The disclaimer reeked of sulfur so Logan shredded it.
He was teaching me proper condom use...would you rather I learn it all from the streets?
Um...why are we naked? Good question, I think there might have been some alcohol involved? Other than that, your guess is as good as mine.
He started it by daring me to take off my shirt.
We're working on a play. Oh, which one? Um....Sex? Is that a play?
We ain't nothing but mammals so we're doing it like do on the Discovery channel...
I am not responsible for my actions during a full moon.
I was possessed by the ghost of Jean Grey? Oh, she's alive again? shit...
We were playing House, you know, the episode where the girl has a tick you know where?
I was not playing 'doctor' I am a doctor.
I accidentally phased out of my clothes again?
Bobby stole all my clothes and then Sam walked in...what was I supposed to do?
You see, I sold my first born for a concert ticket and I've got to make good on that promise?
The voices told me to do it.
Fairies mesmerized me into doing it.
I was repopulating the mutant race?
We are not the droids you're looking for...
We were trying something we read about in a fan fiction?
Monkeys made me do it
Friends of Humanity said they'd kill us if we didn't do it!
Scott and I are both adults....and we're allowed to have a private life!
We had to take off our clothes because they smelled like sulfur...and Kurt stole Logan's beer again.
It's only sex if we're enjoying it... we're not, we're making a documentary about what goes where.
We're re-enacting that one scene, from that one move, yeah, that one!
All the adult movie stars are doing it, and so are some of the teens.
TV has brainwashed me
Just think Prof, if you add your name to the label, you might get a slice of the profit.
It's not sex...it's love making...yeah