"If Anyone has just reason these two should not be wed speak now or forever hold your peace"
Dorothy swings into the dining hall and jumps onto the altar.
"I do"
"Dude, what's this miscreant doing here?" Eliza asks
"What, I couldn't bring you a little WEDDING PRESENT?"
Taking his cue, the stranger exits the trash can and kicks the double doors to the hall open
"Hello Eliza, alright kids you can come out now"
Her children come out from underneath the buffet table and run to their mom and wrap her in a hug.
"Eliza, you're coming with me, we're still married"
"Married?!" Dudebacca said "Married?! I knew you were lying about the pregnancy thing, but why did you try to take me if you were still married? Eliza, what else have you lied to me about? Are you really named Eliza? Did your grandparents really die at the hand of Darth Vader? Are you really a woman"
Darth Jiin stands at this point
"Don't listen to her Dude, Dorothy is the great great granddaughter of the man that killed my family"
"Yeah, I've had about enough of your CRAP" Dorothy yelled as she pulled her lightsaber
Darth Jiin drew her lightsaber at this time.
As the two engaged in battle, the stranger picked Eliza up in his arms and carried her out of the dining hall Eliza's children following.
"Tell my great grandfather I said hello" Dorothy said as she severed Darth Jiin's head from her body. Darth Jiin fell to the ground and Dudebacca picked Dorothy up and kissed her.
"I knew you'd save me babygirl"
"Why didn't you just listen to me when I said to cut them out?"
"Because then Darth Jiin wouldn't have been defeated"