So...This one's interesting...Oh i cant go on. Thanks for the awesome reviews and hope you guys like this...

Mom: so what did yo get hunny?

Jax: i got a pants, shirts and the rights to -man!

?: (grabs rights) Later bitches~!

Jax: NOOOOOOO!

The group of teenagers walked off the stage and backed to their seats, the Order was in complete shock, the Earl, the greatest man ever feared, sing? This would be an event only viewed once in someone's life. As the Millennium earl walked on stage and picked up the mic. A weird evil laughter emanated from the speakers of the machine, freaking the hell out of the audience. "." Showed up on the screen too quickly for the Earl to see as a techno beat started to blare out of the speaker and the lyrics to start.

Earl:

I just had sex

The audience was frozen in shock.

And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

By now the audience had gotten over it and were starting to try and muffle their laughter.

Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

At that statement it had all of the Noah and some of the exorcists having to choke back their laughter

You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex
'Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Lero:
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thingLero:
Now singLero:
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Earl:
Nice of any girl ever

Lero:

Now sing

Earl:
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world

Lero:
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Earl:
Doesn't really make sense

Lero:
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing

Earl:
She could be my wife

Lero:
That good?

Earl:
The best 30 seconds of my life

The Noah and Exorcists were now pissing themselves laughing but the Earl was too caught up in the now duet with Lero to care.

Lero:
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

Earl:
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

Lero:
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

Earl:
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck youLero:
She kept looking at her watch

Lero:

She kept looking at her watch

Earl:
Doesn't matter, I had sex

Lero:
But I cried the whole time

Earl:
Doesn't matter, I had sex

Lero:
I think she might have been a racist

Earl:
Doesn't matter, I had sex

Lero:
She put a bag on my head

Earl:
Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

As the Earl finish he noticed that most of the audience was laughing. Chuckling a bit as he saw Tyki crying with laughter, the Earl's smile widened till it split his face and called into the microphone "Tyki-pon your turn~!"

I cant believe i just wrote that...Anyway, i hope you enjoyed it!

R&R

Jax