If I strangle my parents will it be considered a crime or saving my sanity?

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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten twinkles a showing, nine Ravenclaw a giggling, eight Hufflepuff a screaming, seven Slytherin a hissing, six Gryffendor a screaming, five golden snitches, four dreams coming, three hooting owls, two burning bodies, and Harry in a black cauldron…

Dumbledor noticed how his two favorite boys' were acting towards each other. Loving, heated glances, almost pleasant conversations, and the fact they had yet to threaten each other.

The twinkle in his eye went full blast whenever he looked at them and they noticed.

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Severus was walking down the hall back to his rooms after breakfast when Dumbledor stopped him, twinkle on over drive.

"How are you Severus?" Dumbledor asked, placing a hand on Severus' shoulder. "I see you and Harry are getting along," he smirked, hitting at something else.

Severus rolled his eyes. Though he loved Dumbledor like a father, he did not want to deal with the man right now. His relationship with Harry was still to fresh and did not need the white haired man to complicate it further than it already was.

"There is no rule against a teacher and a student being in a relationship my boy. Just treat him well," Dumbledor smiled as if that solved everything.

"I know Albus. But an ex-Death Eater and the Boy-Who-Lived is not going to be accepted very easily," Severus sighed; he needed to get this problems off his chest, now.

"It will be when they realize that you two are destined for each other. You and Harry are Soul Mates, through and through my boy," Dumbledor beamed and walked off, leaving Severus to his thoughts.

X x x x

'You and Severus are Soul Mates Harry,' those words still hung in Harry's head as he walked to Severus' rooms. But they were not unpleasant, just more of a reason to secure his and the man's relationship.

X x x x

Damn, I'm fucked up. I cut myself when I'm mad.