Woot! Ok…I'd like to thank Friezas Girl, H4L (too lazy to write out ur
whole name) and anyone else who said something about a strip club and
thanks to everyone who reviewed! *Gives thumbs up* You guys rock!
Disclaimer: *snoring* Cell: Ugh *kicks chair* Me: Huh what? Cell: You were sleeping. Me: I wasn't sleeping. I was in deep meditation. Cell: Uh huh…sure you were. Anyway it's time for the disclaimer. Me: Ok. I don't own DBZ.
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Frieza and Zarbon were extremely pleased with their sales and continued to make products. Now they are moving on to their strip club.
"Lord Frieza, our pods are ready to head to Earth."
"Excellent."
Frieza and Zarbon get in the pods and head to someplace on Earth. (A/N: Please not New Jersey!)
Meanwhile…
"Shit! Nappa I can't find these stupid balls anywhere!"
"I know this is so fucking annoying!"
"At least I can concentrate now. Stupid naked Frieza and his stupid merchandise."
"I can't believe this humans were actually buying their stuff. Not only are this earthlings weak but they are also stupid." (A/N: Look who's talking Nappa.)
Vegeta and Nappa continue their search in Las Vegas. (A/N: I hope no one lives there because where there's Nappa and Vegeta there will be Frieza.)
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Zarbon and Frieza have landed on Earth and fly to Las Vegas. (A/N: I guess they didn't get it the first time they were here.)
"I hope we have better luck this time."
"Yes. Last time they flew out of here."
Frieza has someone build the strip club. Of course they name it Play Alien. Zarbon and Frieza go and pick out their outfits.
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"Nappa, I think I'm going insane!"
"Maybe we should relax. I heard that a new strip club opened up."
"Really?"
"Yes. It's somewhere near where we went on vacation."
"Hopefully it has nothing to do with Frieza."
Nappa and Vegeta fly in search of the new strip club.
Meanwhile…
"I think they will like it this time."
"Me too Lord Frieza."
This time they hired a bunch of women to do stuff along with them.
Vegeta and Nappa land outside of the new strip club and walk inside. They sit up in the front.
"Did you happen to catch the name of this place?"
"No."
They wait and finally some girls come out on stage.
"Thank kami. I thought Frieza was going to come out."
As soon as Vegeta said that Zarbon and Frieza walked out in robes and began to strip.
"I think I'm going to be sick."
"Holy shit!"
Vegeta and Nappa run out of the strip club.
"Arg! Mental pictures!"
"Fuck! I can't take this anymore!"
Vegeta formed a ki ball in his hand.
"Prince Vegeta don't do it! It's not worth it! If you die, who's going to kill Frieza?"
"For once you're right Nappa."
They head to a hotel and make some coffee.
"Looks like we'll have to call off the search for now."
"Stupid fucking lizard! He will pay. I mean that."
Back at the strip club…
"Well at least some people stayed."
"Hey it's better than last time."
Frieza and Zarbon head back to the mother ship and think of what to do next.
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LOL. Did you guys like this chapter? Kinda short but then again all my chapters are. Please review thanks! *Gives thumbs up* You guys are awesome!! The next chapter should be up by Saturday.
Disclaimer: *snoring* Cell: Ugh *kicks chair* Me: Huh what? Cell: You were sleeping. Me: I wasn't sleeping. I was in deep meditation. Cell: Uh huh…sure you were. Anyway it's time for the disclaimer. Me: Ok. I don't own DBZ.
***
Frieza and Zarbon were extremely pleased with their sales and continued to make products. Now they are moving on to their strip club.
"Lord Frieza, our pods are ready to head to Earth."
"Excellent."
Frieza and Zarbon get in the pods and head to someplace on Earth. (A/N: Please not New Jersey!)
Meanwhile…
"Shit! Nappa I can't find these stupid balls anywhere!"
"I know this is so fucking annoying!"
"At least I can concentrate now. Stupid naked Frieza and his stupid merchandise."
"I can't believe this humans were actually buying their stuff. Not only are this earthlings weak but they are also stupid." (A/N: Look who's talking Nappa.)
Vegeta and Nappa continue their search in Las Vegas. (A/N: I hope no one lives there because where there's Nappa and Vegeta there will be Frieza.)
***
Zarbon and Frieza have landed on Earth and fly to Las Vegas. (A/N: I guess they didn't get it the first time they were here.)
"I hope we have better luck this time."
"Yes. Last time they flew out of here."
Frieza has someone build the strip club. Of course they name it Play Alien. Zarbon and Frieza go and pick out their outfits.
***
"Nappa, I think I'm going insane!"
"Maybe we should relax. I heard that a new strip club opened up."
"Really?"
"Yes. It's somewhere near where we went on vacation."
"Hopefully it has nothing to do with Frieza."
Nappa and Vegeta fly in search of the new strip club.
Meanwhile…
"I think they will like it this time."
"Me too Lord Frieza."
This time they hired a bunch of women to do stuff along with them.
Vegeta and Nappa land outside of the new strip club and walk inside. They sit up in the front.
"Did you happen to catch the name of this place?"
"No."
They wait and finally some girls come out on stage.
"Thank kami. I thought Frieza was going to come out."
As soon as Vegeta said that Zarbon and Frieza walked out in robes and began to strip.
"I think I'm going to be sick."
"Holy shit!"
Vegeta and Nappa run out of the strip club.
"Arg! Mental pictures!"
"Fuck! I can't take this anymore!"
Vegeta formed a ki ball in his hand.
"Prince Vegeta don't do it! It's not worth it! If you die, who's going to kill Frieza?"
"For once you're right Nappa."
They head to a hotel and make some coffee.
"Looks like we'll have to call off the search for now."
"Stupid fucking lizard! He will pay. I mean that."
Back at the strip club…
"Well at least some people stayed."
"Hey it's better than last time."
Frieza and Zarbon head back to the mother ship and think of what to do next.
***
LOL. Did you guys like this chapter? Kinda short but then again all my chapters are. Please review thanks! *Gives thumbs up* You guys are awesome!! The next chapter should be up by Saturday.