A/N: Hello all, welcome to chapter ten. It has been a lot of fun writing this so far, and now for a few answers to some questions:
1: Will I include the girls from the Vytal Festival?
Only one or two. This harem will consist mainly of the Beacon staff/students, with a few extras sprinkled in as I see fit *coughs* Emerald and Neon…*cough*
2: Will Cinder be in the harem?
Fuck no! She's a bitch. In fact…I have plans for her already. After all, we need an antagonist, right?
3: Any chances of the sisters being in it?
A miniseries dedicated to that will be out by the end of the month, so no. I don't want this getting too big now.
Jane Arc's Yuri Harem
Summary: Jane Arc just wanted to go to Beacon and become a huntress. Becoming the object of every girl's desire was never part of the plan! Why did things have to be so complicated?
*Dibs*
Jane felt a finger prod her stomach, and she let out a whine of protest. "Nuuuu…" She wiggled, refusing to lift her head from her arms, and she could only think of one person who'd be so mean as to try and disturb her peaceful nap. "Go away Yang."
"Wake up, Ladykiller," the blonde whispered with in her ear. Her breath tickled her, and Jane squirmed more in her seat.
"Nu, you can't make meeee…" Jane mumbled, angling her head to let one blue orb peek out. The bright light of the library made her immediately hide her eyes again, and she mumbled in her arms. "The sleep calls for me."
"Wake up, or you're not getting laid tonight," Yang threatened.
Jane lifted her head just a little. "You wouldn't dare follow through with that." Surely the brawler wouldn't be that mean to her own girlfriend, right? 'I'm smelling a bluff here…and food.'
Wait a minute…food?
Jane's stomach growled angrily, and she very reluctantly lifted her head all the way up, rubbing her eyes tiredly. "Fine, you win. I'm up." 'Dammit. One thing I can't resist, apart from sleep.'
She stretched out, arching her back a little. Her shirt rolled up, and Yang seized the opportunity to lean in and give her exposed stomach a loud smooch. "Mwaaaah!"
"Meep!" Jane squirmed in her seat, laughing uncontrollably. "Dammit Yang, that tickles!" She was wide awake now and trying to avoid her girlfriend's way of tickle torture.
"About time you woke up," Weiss grumbled from across the table. "We've been waiting on you."
"For what?"
"Uh, maybe so we can get this damn report done?" Weiss suggested, her eyes narrowed. "And so that I can eat before Yang decides to eat an entire buffet all at once?"
"Hey, I take offense to that," Yang objected. "I only bought three bowls."
"Yang, they were all stacked nearly a foot tall with noodles," the Ice Queen said dryly. "How did you even get that many!?"
"Oh, I know a guy in Vale who runs a stand." Yang grinned, sliding one over to Jane. "He hooks me up whenever I need some food on the go thanks to me beating up a thief. Don't worry, princess; yours is the low salt one. Jane, I know your addiction to teriyaki, so I got you that."
"You're the best girlfriend ever." Jane leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek. "Thank youuuu."
Weiss blushed and pinched her nose, standing up with a murmur. "E-excuse me real quick…"
Jane watched the heiress leave in a hurry, and the blonde started to sweatdrop a little. "Um, what's up with Weisscream? Seems like she has a nosebleed nearly every day now." 'I don't get it. What could be causing it? The first one was definitely my fault. Well, okay. Partially hers too for ripping the blanket off. But now, it happens randomly.'
"Oh, I imagine she's being a very lewd snow angel right about now." Yang grinned mischievously, eating her noodles. "A little birdy tells me that she's been getting into quite the pickle."
She glanced up at a black bird resting on the rafters above them with a smirk. "Isn't that right, dear mother?"
The bird transformed into Raven, and the teacher smirked. "It is, indeed."
"Waah!" Jane nearly fell backwards in her chair, and it was only thanks to Yang's lightning fast reflexes that prevented her from falling on her butt in the middle of the library. "How did you do that?"
"It's a long story, and one I don't particularly want to bother telling right now." Raven scowled a little bit at nothing in particular.
"Oh, but you'll tell us plenty of long stories of how you ruthlessly had sex with Jane's mom," Yang muttered, earning a weak noise of protest from Jane.
"That's not confidential information, is it?" Raven countered.
"Changing the subject," Jane said with a blush, getting the attention of both. "What the hell is up with Weiss? She's been acting really weird lately."
Raven let out an exasperated sigh and looked at Yang. "Did you tell her?"
"Of course not," Yang answered. "Why do you think I'd do that for? You know how I am once I get my hands on something." She gave Jane a nudge in the side, winking at her. "Am I right~?"
Jane tried to slide down in her chair in an attempt to hide. "M-meep…"
Yang laughed and wrapped a hand around her, smooching her cheek. "You are so cute when you're embarrassed. I love it."
"Yaaaaaaaang!" Jane struggled (and failed) to break free from her girlfriend's grasp. "Wait a minute; how long were you there, Raven?" 'Just how long was she there watching us? And why didn't Yang say anything about her mom being able to transform like that?'
"Quite awhile," Raven answered with a yawn. "Honestly, I was getting bored sitting up there. So, are you two going to have sex in here tonight or no? Tell me now, so I can make sure it's actually empty."
"Pfffft!" Jane spat out a mouthful of noodles, now having a coughing fit at the sheer absurdity of what the hot professor said. "Nani!?" 'She did NOT just say that! No fucking way!' This had to be some perverted dream she was having while happily asleep in bed with Yang. There's no way Professor Branwen would say that, right?
Well…considering everything else that happened in the past five minutes, she grudgingly knew she wasn't that lucky.
"English, Jane," Yang sighed, rubbing her back. "Not all of us read smutty manga in our spare time."
"H-hey, they have plot!" Jane managed to gasp out.
"Sure they do." Her girlfriend rolled her eyes. "Jane, I've looked at a good amount of your manga collection. Nearly all of it is smut. No reason to try and lie to me in an attempt to help you sleep better at night."
"Objection! It has plot!"
"Smut."
"Plot!"
"Both of you, stop." Raven put a hand up. "Are you having alone time in here or no? Because if not, I'm not helping you out tonight. I have a few angry words for our dear Professor Ozpin."
Jane and Yang looked at each other, both blondes blushing heavily. Jane would be lying if she tried to say that the thought of making out with her girlfriend in an open space wasn't appealing to her. But at the same time, she didn't want to risk getting into serious trouble with Professor Goodwitch. "Um…"
"Fuck it, we're doing it. Especially if you can manage to keep Goodwitch off of our ass," Yang answered. "Just promise we're not going to be interrupted by the teacher with absolutely no sense of humor."
"You got it." Raven grinned, and mother and daughter shared a fist bump, leaving Jane to sigh and shake her head before she picked up her chopsticks to continue eating her noodles.
"You two are un-fucking-believable," she muttered.
"Ah, come on." Yang smirked and ran a finger down her side, making the blonde knight squirm. "You know it'll be quite fun to fool around, especially without Professor Killjoy ruining everything like she likes to."
"Yang, you managed to burn a giant 'Fuck you' into the courtyard." Jane face-palmed. "I can sympathize with being annoyed at that. I'm still trying to figure out how you did it."
"My daughter has her ways." Raven pulled out a flask from her skirt and took a giant gulp from it. "I'm proud of you for that, I hope you know. I might admit you came from me after all."
"Wait a minute, isn't that Uncle Qrow's?" Yang asked.
"It was," Raven corrected with a smirk. "I have now claimed it as my rightful trophy."
"Mom, he spent two hundred lien on that!" Yang slapped her forehead. "You can't just steal it!"
"I licked it; it's mine."
Yang rolled her eyes, looked at Jane in a way that slightly terrified her, and smirked. "Well, if you want to play that game…"
Yang leaned forward and licked Jane from the cheek down to her collarbone. "I licked her; she's mine. Dibs. This fine piece of booty belongs to me now."
"I raised you well." Raven wiped a fake tear away from her red eyes, smiling in approval. "Just do me a favor and don't tell your uncle. I don't want him storming up to the school."
"You got it." Yang gave her a thumbs up, and the professor transformed into a bird and flew off again to leave them be.
Jane wiped her cheek with a shake of her head, finishing up her food. "I can't believe you sometimes. I know you were always perverted, but I had no idea you were this bad. It looks like the word shameless doesn't exist in your dictionary." 'Or mine, for that matter. I really have no right to talk shit, considering the crap I like to read.'
Damn, maybe Yang did have a point about most of her manga being smut.
"Like you can talk, gorgeous." Yang smirked, her hand creeping up under her skirt. "You're the one who has kissed how many girls since your time here?"
"Three, if I include your mom."
"Don't you dare start with the mom jokes," Yang threatened playfully, letting out a feisty growl and pulling Jane into her lap.
"Or what?" Jane wiggled her hips against Yang's. "You'll pun-ish me?"
BADUM-TISH!
"That might be the worst pun I've ever heard in my life." Yang shook her head, nipping Jane's neck as a punishment. "Shame on you."
"Kyaa!" Jane squeaked out, blushing and rubbing the hickey her girlfriend left. "Hey, you do it all the time!"
"Yeah, but mine are good," the brawler countered, kissing her to shut her up. "Now shut up and kiss me, dammit."
Jane kissed her back, enjoying the slightly salty taste leftover from their meal on her lips. When she pulled away, she noticed that Weiss still hadn't returned. "Wait a minute…"
"What?"
"Where the hell is Weiss?"
Weiss was in the bathroom, trying to stop the flow of blood that was insistent on never ceasing despite the amount of tissues she used. "Dammit, why can't I handle seeing her so happy with Yang?" 'Am I really getting that jealous of Yang having her all to herself?'
Weiss sighed, holding onto the sink. She knew she was attracted to the blonde knight, but Yang had been more forward with her, and as a result she lost out.
'Who the hell says I have to lose out?'
Weiss pulled out a manga she found in Team JNPR's room under Jane's pillow, and she smirked when she found the page she was looking for.
It was when the main character started to form her own yuri harem in order to make as many of her lovers happy as possible.
"Oh, now this gives me ideas," the heiress chuckled. She closed it, and left the bathroom. "All I have to do is be a little more forward with her, and the rest will go along as planned." 'Sorry, Yang.'
'But you're not having her by yourself for much longer. Enjoy it while it lasts.'
The first battle may have been lost, but the war wasn't over just yet.
A/N: Okay, I admit it. I am bored as hell. That's the only reason I can think of for why this fic has gone on the way it has so far. I could use some help forming a long term plan for it, admittedly, so any help you can give me via review or PM is greatly appreciated. Until next time!
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