Hi. I thought this was a good place to introduce what I'm going to call "bonus chapters". Bonus chapters will try to answer some questions that reviewers have posted or will be based around a theme. They're meant as little peeks into Naruto and Sasuke's life. It won't do much to advance the present storyline and are mostly for the fun of it!

The first bonus chapter is inspired by chibinaru-sama and her/his review for chapter 7 where they said the following:

"when you say it like that i wonder how big naruto really is..."

Enjoy and don't forget to check out chapter 9!

Naruto sighed. There was nothing good to watch. He sat in the silence of the living room with Sasuke while the program went on unwatched and on mute. The screen displayed a very adult program on one of the late night movie channels. It wasn't very good.

Naruto had been looking forward to a movie not to two actors fumbling awkwardly on screen. He turned to look at Sasuke who was ignoring him in favor of reading.

"Sasuke?" Naruto asked to get his boyfriend's attention.

"Hmm?" Sasuke hummed sounding not the least bit interested in anything Naruto had to say as he turned another page. He'd been reading this book for a week and finally it was getting somewhere. He hoped Naruto would give him a few minutes to finish the chapter at least.

"You've been with other guys right?" Naruto asked nervously. He spun on the couch until he was facing Sasuke and leaning on the arm rest. Sasuke on the other hand was leaning comfortably on the backrest with one leg crossed over the other in what some would call a feminine pose, if it were anybody else, but Sasuke.

"Yeah." Sasuke said distractedly and gave Naruto a quick questioning glance before going back to his book.

"Am I really that big?" Naruto asked nervously. "I mean, down there, you know?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Dick. Say it." Sasuke replied after briefly putting his book down and turning to look at Naruto. "Penis. Cock. Say the words, Naruto. We aren't twelve anymore." Sasuke then promptly went back to his book after he'd made Naruto's mouth fall open.

"Is my," Naruto blushed, "dick that big, compared to what you've seen?" He managed to ask. He knew Sasuke was only doing it to tease him, but Naruto wanted an answer so he played along.

"Yes." Sasuke answered easily and once again changed the page with a rare smile. The book was getting fast paced and exciting. The climax of the story was near, just a few more pages away. Sasuke could tell.

"How big is my big though?" Naruto asked feeling obviously self-conscious, as he'd seen the actor on screen and even he had looked small when compared to Naruto's own while not erect.

"Let's just say that if you suddenly decided to quit being a ninja, you could easily survive as a porn star." Sasuke said and chuckled a little at what he was reading. "Or a freak show attraction." He added in a teasing tone while once again switching to the next page.

"Bastard." Naruto mumbled at the last bit. "So, you've seen guys like me before?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto, I've never seen, in person or on film, anybody with as big a dick as yours. I've never been with a guy anywhere near your size. They've all been relatively normal." Sasuke said completely distracted by his book.

"So, I'm a freak." Naruto said and sighed. He switched off the television. He wasn't usually one for porn anyways. He'd much rather figure things out on his own or with Sasuke. He'd had enough of porn with both of his previous teachers.

"I meant average." Sasuke said to correct himself.

"No. I'm a freak. I knew it." Naruto insisted.

"Okay." Sasuke agreed. He wasn't sure what he was agreeing to, but he'd been right about his book. It was getting good. "We can do that tomorrow." He added for good measure.

"You're not even listening." Naruto complained and leaned his head back against the couch. "You're just reading that damn book." Naruto said heatedly.

Sasuke pulled his face up long enough to remember the line of conversation. He refrained from rolling his eyes when he saw the genuine look of concern on his boyfriend's face.

"Naruto, you aren't a freak. You're just lucky." Sasuke said and winked at Naruto before lifting his book up near his face and pushing up his reading glasses higher up on his nose. He continued talking while trying to read. "It's quite the treat to be on the receiving end of your sizable girth." Sasuke said and smiled again at something in his book. "I imagine it's what fisting feels like." He added in jest yet again.

That silenced Naruto. Sasuke went through four more pages without another word from Naruto. He assumed his compliment had settled Naruto's fears and insecurities. Sasuke thought that if anyone of the two should have insecurities it should have been him. Sasuke knew he was below average. He didn't really mind except when Naruto teased him, but even then it wasn't so bad because pleasure was sure to follow closely behind the teasing comments.

Sasuke looked up briefly. He was right in the middle of the plot when he saw that Naruto wasn't quiet because he'd been assured, but for another reason. Naruto's eyebrows were drawn close in question.

"What now?" Sasuke asked amused. He chuckled at the utter look of confusion on Naruto's face.

"Sasuke," Naruto said in a questioning tone even though he already had Sasuke's attention.

Sasuke only lifted an eyebrow in return.

"What's fisting?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke smirked and shut his book; climax be damned.

So there you have it! Thanks to chibinaru-sama for the inspiration. I'm sorry they didn't pull out the yardstick, but I hope that answered your question. ^_^ The next bonus chapter will more than likely be inspired by Scared of Darkness.

Thanks for reading! Don't forget to review.

-Lovely Spell