The Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 1: None Down In Toronto!
Part 6: Last Seats For Chicago!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters that are used in this story, wherever they are from Fresh TV, Time Warner, Disney, Sega, Nintendo, Capcom, SNK or owned by some other amazing companies or internet stars!
Also, Things are going to get a little bit too realistically real for some people!
''As this leg starts to get finished, some teams finish the race in record time!'' Don announced very loudly.
The next five teams were definitely coming the heck on, as they were just sure that they didn't suck THAT hard and these five duos that were just strongest in the game, especially with their potential moves.
The major battles still wasn't over, as it was Dante up against Morrigan for the third token and they were pretty much professionals at wasting time.
''I ain't that serious about stuff!'' Dante exclaimed.
''Good...I like guys that aren't that serious.'' Morrigan replied.
These two were battling for things that didn't matter, as their partners were just confused at the two of them attempting to make a grab for the bucket that was still filled with several tokens each other.
''Heh, I'd never take you for the reality show type.'' Dante said, throwing a quip.
Trish and Feilicia were pretty getting to work getting the other tokens, but Batsu was just doing some great teamwork with Hinata to get some great results.
''This is going to be amazing!'' Hinata exclaimed, as her schoolgirl self just sprung Batsu just to reach his team's third token and she ran with her friend. ''We didn't start good...but-''
''There's no way that we this isn't over!'' Batsu declared, running into Don's right hand.
''You're ruining my hand!'' Don shouted at the teenage spiky-haired kid, as they both finished in... ''56th!''
These two were just happy to deal with their mediocre position, but the next team was really willing to take it on with some good moves.
''Candace, are you sure that you can get all three of them in one go?'' Stacy shouted to Candace, who was pretty underwater.
''Yeah...got...Stacy.'' Candace shouted from under the water.
Stacy was just holding on to hope, as Candace was just trying to get a little bit deeper, but it was deep enough to hold those three tokens...and some mackerel along with it.
She wasted breath, but all three of the tokens were with her and soon she was back up to the top.
''57th! 58th!'' Don announced very loudly, as Dante, Morrigan, Trish and Felicia and they all had things to say.
''Candace...there's still 30 more teams that haven't finished yet!'' Stacy exclaimed, as she was just dragging her friend to the airport.
''59th goes to you girls! You're not losers!'' the host exclaimed, dissapoting the girls with the ''losers'' comment.
''Well, that's very hopeful.'' Candace said sarcastically.
*The Demon Hunters' confessional...still in the departures lounge.*
''You know what they say...a good battle eases the spirit.'' Dante said, spinning his sword.
''I'm pretty sure that saying doesn't exist, but you're not wrong!'' Trish said, pretty impressed.
*The Monster Girls' confessional...still in the departures lounge.*
''So, next time, we can attempt to get the lead and then we'll get fans-nya!'' Feilicia exclaimed loudly.
''More wouldn't really hurt...and besides there's still a lot of countries to race in!'' Morrigan said happily.
''We've can do really both-nya!'' Feilicia said, just hugging her friend.
''Yeah...now what?!'' Morrigan said, feeling choked.
*The Girly Best Friends' confessional...still in the departures lounge.*
''I don't think Jeremy's gonna love me!'' Candace shouted, freaking out. ''I swear Jeremy, you're gonna-''
''FOCUS, Candace! I don't think your boyfriend wants a freaked out girl.'' Stacy said, getting hold of Candace.
''At least, we're not on the last flight...'' Candace sighed in relief, ready to NOT be losers.
*These confessionals are SO done!*
56th: High School Friends (Batsu & Hinata)
57th: Monster Girls (Morrigan & Feilicia)
58th: Demon Hunters (Dante & Trish)
59th: Girly Best Friends (Candace & Stacy)
''As the seats on Flight #3 get filled up, only six more teams have the chance to not become part of the...group of the losers aka Flight #4.''
Meanwhile, there was definitely three teams that only have completed the STAIRS and they had their reasons for their suckitude and they were feeling dissapointed.
''We blew it pretty hard.'' Surly stated.
''Stop remind me about my short legs!'' Joe exclaimed.
The next two were coming up very carefully...even if they were sixteen.
''Ugh...I can't believe they made us run all of those stairs!'' Chloe groaned
Through some kind of intercom, it was possible to hear what's the heck up.
''Captain Falcon, Samus, 60th places belongs to you guys...for real.'' Don announced, as the two of them were done with their challenge.
''Oh well, you can't win everything in life.'' Samus said, just taking things a little bit easy.
''Not nice!'' Captain Falcon shouted, taking the finish not so easy.
The intercom suddenly got turned off, leaving the teams to really feel dissapointed at how far they didn't get.
60th: Bounty Hunters (Captain Falcon & Samus)
These six were ready to conquer their fears of heights, even if they didn't have it at all.
Surly was just the one to take the first step for the bottom three and he didn't really find that scary.
''I thought being 300 metres up would hurt, but this is nothing...'' Surly boasted.
''I think it's because we're squirrels...actually, I'm scared!'' Andie exclaimed.
''Don't worry, the nuts will be worth it!'' Surly shouted, as the squirrel duo were just moving along the skywalk.
There was more teams that were coming to the Chill Zone and all of them were definitely here to do it...to it, as these guys were ready to kick up a notch.
''I wasn't ready, Spongebob!'' Patrick said in worriedness.
''Don't worry about it...Patrick.''
''Wait, I got all three?!''
''See, it didn't turn out all bad!''
These two were coming straight to the Chill Zone, as Patrick's hidden ability to throw things perfectly was coming in handy.
The next team weren't so lucky, but they were definitely people that knew how to make a plan and captalize on it...even if took a while.
''We might as well haven taken a penalty by this point...and even then, we'll still be faster.'' Sami said, looking on things a little negatively. ''But hey, we could be on the third flight.''
''Come on, we're already on the third flight!'' Max shouted, as he managed to pry token number three from another team who was trying to steal it.
''Seriously, you want to deal-'' Peacock said, just coming in with a wrong move.
Max snatched it pretty quickly, as the part-mechanical, part-cartoon loving litter girl was just being blown back with some force and the duo were moving on.
''I think we're gonna need some kind of comeback strategy to get to the top.'' Sami said, a little unsure of their current moves.
The two teams were in some sort of dead heat for a bad position and they were using all of their skills to slow each other down...
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''61st!'' the host shouted to the two undersea buddies, who litterally exploded from excitement. ''Glad, I hosted this show.''
''62nd!''
Sami and Max were just having another day's rest, as they were just chilling some kind of bench.
61st: Undersea Buddies (SpongeBob & Patrick)
62nd: Military Strategists (Sami & Max)
Another team was coming up with their tokens...after one of them lost these coins for the third time in the row.
''Dude!'' Mordecai exclaimed angrily.
Rigby was just running as fast as he could to get back the three tokens and he manged to snatch two of them easily.
The third one almost rolled into a pond, but his tail saved the day.
''Mordecai, go long!'' the raccoon exclaimed.
''Wait, what?''
Even if he copied a technique, he still managed to successfully do said technique, so they were in.
Soon...the host called out this.
''Modrecai and Rigby, 63rd place...you're on flight three, kinda congratulations!''
''Shut up, man!'' Rigby shouted at the main man.
The bro economy is on a all time rise...
63rd: The Working Bros (Mordecai & Rigby)
Don was just looking a little peeved and another team came with their tokens in hands...or rather, one girl's mechanical hands.
''Are you gonna look cool or live to see another day?'' Don asked, actually scaring Peacock.
''You ain't gonna scare me, buddy!'' Peacock shouted, ready to be loaded.
''Sometimes, I wonder how you managed to get through...regardless, at least we can both go through to the next round...knowing that we're in 64th place.''
''Yeah, I know, sax guy...''
These two were just barely making it through.
Get rid of all the checks and this chaos happens!
64th: Mechanical Fighters (Peacock & Big Band)
The next four teams were actually done with their challenge and they were in some kind of mad dash to the finish line...or rather, an walk of madness.
''Man, we blew it twice, but we're not ready to do that thrice!'' Gum shouted at Beat, who was double-timing it.
''On it!'' Beat exclaimed, triple timing the run.
''We're not going to let a bunch of hoodlums take our spots on some plane!'' Hank shouted, just wasting a lot of time.
''You look kinda stupid.'' Bobby told the two of them.
''We're ready to head to the future like there's no way get out of there!'' Tomo Takino shouted, after taking a long breath.
''You don't make a lot of sense.'' Kagura told him, matter of factly.
''I don't give a single damn! Because we're gonna be on that fucking third plane and that's final!'' AVGN yelled.
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...The Father & Son and the Graffiti Skaters nabbed the final tickets for the third flight to Chicago, while the Angry Critics and the High-School Runners were taking the first four seats on Flight 4.
Either way, it was still really close.
''65th goes to the skaters and 66th goes to the father & son team!'' Don announced, as the two of them were looking a little happier. ''The last seats on flight number three await you.''
The other two were livid at this result, even if they weren't out.
''Which means that Tomo, Kagura you're in 67th. Critic and Nerd, you're in 68th and also, Takumi, Itsuki, you're in 69th...you all are going onto the final flight to Chicago...but you're still losers.''
They were acting like losers sans Takumi and Kagura, who was just taking it easy.
''What's your problem, fucker?'' the Nerd asked rudely. ''We're on the fourth flight?''
''And even if we didn't do that well...what makes you think-'' Critic said, before Don stated this.
''Trust me, I don't care about your flight troubles.'' Don interrupted coolly, prompting Tomo to go all in with the insults.
''You're NOT the nicest host around and you're still really lame!'' Tomo yelled, being dragged away by Kagura, who was just bothered.
Don was concerned about his ''lameness'' as Takumi was just looking on confusedly at the carnage that was going down.
Too real for words to explain!
65th: Graffiti Skaters (Beat & Gum)
66th: Father & Son (Hank & Bobby)
67th: High-School Runners (Kagura & Tomo)
68th: Angry Critics (Nostalgia Critic & Angry Video Game Nerd)
69th: High-Speed Drifters (Takumi & Itsuki)
*The Graffiti Skaters' confessional*
''Okay, maybe those guys need to chill.'' Beat said. ''It's just one really long race after all.''
''Man, did you see those angry guys?'' Gum asked.
*The Angry Critics' confessional*
''I don't give a damn about the fact that I'm paired with the worst contestants...just that there was some bullshit moves being pulled.'' Critic said, still a little angry.
''Honestly, I think it's because you sucked balls.'' Nerd shouted. ''You got scared a shit-ton on the first challenge and then you...lost.''
*confessionals are done*
''As the seats on the rest of the flights are taken, Flight 4 is open for sixteen more teams to drop in and one of them didn't wear a lot...except their clothes and bones!''
There was more teams that were coming and they were moving as quickly as they could not get into the bottom two.
This team was a bit more...unorthodox with their skills, but they didn't really care that much about that trait.
''You're just skulls and bones...but at least, you're 70th place.'' Don announced, as the two were looking dissapointed.
*The Skeleton Brothers' confessional*
''we blew this thing...woo.'' Sans said, just chilling out.
''IT'S NOT OVER, BECAUSE, HUMANS, WE'RE STILL IN THIS RACE!' Papyrus shouted very loudly. ''THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND HIS AWESOME BROTHER-''
''i'm sans.''
''-ARE READY TO PROVE THAT MONSTERS ARE AWESOME!''
''yeah, i'm sure that there's no other teams that are monsters. '' Sans said pretty sarcastically.
*confessional end*
Boned!
70th: Skeleton Brothers (San & Papyrus)
The second team to just come in...were missing something for REALLY obvious reasons.
''I am ze spy-'' Spy exclaimed to the host...who saw him behind a pillar.
"Wait, you're friend is on fire?" Lori asked, as Leni was just walking her to the Chill Zone, which was a step away.
"Leni and Lori, you did okay, but you're in 71st place.'' Don announced, as Pyro was just looking for some fire. ''Hope the fire department smokes this guy...''
Spy was just trying to do some major hiding, as he was unseen again.
''Well, at least Spy's a spy.'' Leni was just happy to see a spy.
"We've got to focus, because spies are good at hiding." Lori's own two eyes knew that she couldn't let up on the race.
"But I can't hide better than a spy."
"Yeah, sure you can!"
Leni and Lori were just ready to relaxed.
71st: Adult Sisters (Leni & Lori)
The next team were definitely feeling done for the day, as they were both pretty sure that they sucked balls for this battle.
''Eh, this is the end of us.'' Gintoki said, walking slowly.
''You've just gotta make it through this damn round and you're really going to feel it.'' Kagura said, as she was just kicking Pyro.
Gintoki's eyes actually opened and unsurprisingly, so was Don eye's and they were both clear to just ignore.
''Bitch, I'm 72nd place.'' Gintoki stated at the host, as they both knew the result.
''Come on, let the host...host.''
Gintoki and Kagura were just half asleep, as they were both just talking some crap on a bench.
72nd: Odd Jobbers (Gintoki & Kagura)
These two were...tired for sure and they weren't waiting for someone to stop them from doing their stuff.
''Talk about a very close call.'' Kitty said, just ready to call it a day.
''I swear everybody's getting a little bit too fast.'' Kurt remarked, as he walked up to Don.
''You guys are in 73rd place, meaning that you're still in it!''
Kitty and Kurt were (sorta) celebrating at this result, as the two of them.
''At least we have a chance to kick butt.'' Kurt sighed, really happily.
73rd: The Young Mutants (Kitty & Kurt)
Shawn was just looking a little bit beaten up by the branches, as he just walked into the airport terminal, knowing that he wasn't out.
''Come on, Jasmine! We've still got an leg to finish.'' he said.
Jasmine also looked beaten up, but it was litterally this time, as she was sure that they both got knocked out.
''Yeah...at least we're still in this.'' Jasmine replied happily.
''Glad, we're not knocked out anymore.''
''Don!''
Jasmine definitely had the cough of a loser.
''Well, how do I say this? You're in 74th and you have a chance of getting the couple of million dollars! Also, you're on the fourth flight, so that chance is very small.'' Don explained to the two of them.
''Then we're gonna go for that chance anyways!'' Shawn exclaimed loudly.
The two of them ran to the booking booth.
74th: The Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
The next team were litterally just dropping in to the building, as they were just breaking the roof to finish this challenge.
''Okay, so we're in first right?!'' Star shouted at the host.
''Uh...no...you're in 75th, though.'' Don announced, as the two lost their smiles.
Star was just looking a little peeved that-
''You're still in the race, okay?''
''WOOHOO!'' Star exclaimed, very happily, as Marco was just now running alongside her to the depatures lounge.
75th: Dimension-Travelling Heroes (Star & Marco)
The next two were just happy to keep it simple, as they were both tired out from all of the shenanigans that a certain team was pulling.
''I swear I'm going to find whoever's doing these crazy things to us!'' Marty shouted, freaking about the result.
''Come on, you just weren't doing that good compared to most of the racers.'' Alex said, calmly.
''I am telling the you truth! Also, you're kinda right!''
''So, what the heck's happening to my partner?''
''I don't know! But the team behind you might have something to do with it.'' Don explained, confusing the heck out of the two animals. ''You're 76th place!''
76th: Performing Animals (Alex & Marty)
Merlin was a little bit miffed about his partner.
''You raced unhonourably...it's only the first lap! Anyways-'' Merlin
''Come on, I got to have some fun in this boring race!'' Mim interrupted, not giving a damn about Merlin.
''This race isn't all about magic-''
''Yeah...what he said.'' Don interrupted. ''You're in 77th place!''
Mim just scowled, but Merlin pushed her away before she could do real damage.
77th: The Old Magicians (Merlin & Mim)
3 more teams were actually coming at the same time, as they were finished with their challenges and the three of them were looking pretty dissapointed at their results...but their relief was definitely there, as they weren't outta here.
''78th goes to the stretchy arm fighters, 79th goes to the talking bears-''
''Alright!'' Grizz cheered.
''-and 80th goes to the camp councillors and you're on flight number four!''
*The Bear Friends confessional*
''I don't know if it's alright...we could be doing WAY better!'' Panda said, feeling uneasy.
''But, we're not out of the race...yet.'' Grizz replied, trying to ease Panda.
''I mean who would watch a blog of a loser?'' Panda asked, hitting hard on himself.
''Whoa! You're not a loser!'' Grizz said. ''We're gonna be winners soon!''
*The Stretchy Fighters' confessional*
''Sometimes, I wonder...is this really worth it?'' Spring Man asked with a bit of a frown.
''I think it definitely is...we're just not hitting our stride.'' Ribbon Girl told him. ''I don't know when, but we're gonna rock this!''
''Yeah, you're definitely right.'' Spring Man said with a confindent smile.
*The Camp Councillors' confessional*
''My first going on a LONG break and I get stuck in the bottom ten!'' Emma shouted. ''This is one crazy ride that I wanted to get stuck on...and I wonder if it's going to get exciting again.''
''Don't you worry, my maiden...I can promise that I'm not making any promises! Either way, I think we have a chance!'' Xander exclaimed a little bit more excitedly.
*confessional end*
Only eight more for...something good!
78th: Stretchy Fighters (Spring Man & Ribbon Girl)
79th: Living Bears (Panda & Grizz)
80th: Camp Councillors (Emma & Xander)
''As these ten final teams attempt to get their seats and avoid elimination, some are lagging, while some are rushing and these two teams are definitely rushing to Chill Zone!''
Ten more teams were actually in the battle, as there was duos that were really willing to do their game in here...especially since they were-
''Whoa, it's starting to become a close game!'' Terry exclaimed, as he was completely getting into crazy terroritory.
''I swear, these squirrels are also trying to get the tokens!'' Mary shouted.
''Hey, they're one of the teams!''
''That's right and you're gonna go down!'' Surly shouted, as Terry was just snatching the third token from him.
''Okay, squirrel guy.'' Mary told the confindent purple squirrel.
Terry and Mary were both struggling to run all of the way to the Chill Zone and not only that, they were paired with another team that still was running to that zone.
''Oh, blogger girl! Try and catch me!'' Mary proclaimed, confindently.
''Wait, aren't we in front of you?'' Alya asked, pretty unsure.
As they were tied, Don couldn't really figutre out who was in the lead, but they weren't about to waste all of that time for nothing.
''COME ON!'' Terry yelled, making both teams move even faster.
''Whoa, chill out! We're gonna trip over-'' Nino shouted, before both teams trip over each other.
Don really didn't care, as he just kept on announcing places.
''81st goes to Terry and Mary! 82nd goes to these glasses...wearers.'' the host exclaimed, as the two teams were chilling on the ground.
Eight more to go!
81st: Street Fighters (Terry Bogard & Mary Ryan)
82nd: Supportive Friends (Alya & Nino)
There was a lot of major teams that were already done, but there was one team in particular was definitely major and also definitely sucking.
Actually, they were at the Chill Zone...a little late.
''What happened?'' Dudley asked, definitely struggling to stand up.
''You got passed by 30 other teams.'' the host replied. ''But you and your partner in 83rd and you're not out of the race.''
''What the hell, Dudley?!'' Katswell exclaimed, as the dog felt like something was just going to get him later. ''How did we get knocked out?''
''I can't remember...but there was some guy with a huge moustache.'' Dudley explained badly, as the two were still moving on.
''I have a suspicion that Eggman knocked us out...somehow.''
''Yeah, it was that Eggman guy!''
83rd: Secret Agents (Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell)
It came down to about seven teams and their combined skills and right now, they didn't need another distraction, as they were all focused on the challenges...to varying degrees.
''Urgh, you know if we lose today...I'm going to blame you!'' Chloe groaned.
''I'm sorry! I'm trying as hard as I can!'' Sabrina said, running ridiculously quickly.
There was one team who decided that working together was definitely worth a lot.
''Dee Dee-''
''I got it, I got it!'' She shouted excitedly, as the two siblings were running off to the Don Box dispenser.
''I wonder if we can make it before those idiotic brothers even finish the challenge!'' Dexter thought out loud. ''Soon, I'll be able to lead us to victory!''
''I just wanted to see the world, but okay.'' Dee Dee said, as she was just skpping.
The other was just straight up mad at that team that was just trying to the Chill Zone.
''I swear, Josh, one of these days, it's going to hurt me more than it hurts you...already.'' Drake said, struggling to stand up to get third token.
''Man, I'm already hurt...I don't need to be hurt more.'' Josh groaned, carrying a branch or two with them.
''Got that token...finally.'' Drake said, ready to take it up with another team.
These two teams weren't head to head, but they were definitely close compared with the bottom five teams still attempting to collect their tokens.
Drake and Josh weren't the best runners and Dexter and Dee Dee didn't have a lot of energy.
''Which one will leap ahead to their personal victories?''
Don struggled to come up with a good line, while the other two teams were struggling to win it.
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Drake & Josh won the short, but slightly brutal battle, as they were in...
''85th! Wannabe scientist and dumb ballerina, you're in 86th!'' Don announced, as the latter two were looking dissapointed.
Possibly Dissapointing Results
85th: New-School Brothers (Drake & Josh)
86th: Contrasting Siblings (Dexter & Dee Dee)
There was two more teams that were coming and they were just more motivated than ever, even if one of them was just hungering for some great food, right.
''Buu want food, but Buu also want to not lose!''
''Yeah, we're not gonna lose...even if our life depends on it!'' Hercule shouted, as he was definitely running like he wanted to be in this race.
''Buu no kill!''
''Don't worry, it's just an expression.''
Things were starting to get finished, as Buu was just definitely a happy...gelatinous being and Hercule was a sweaty martial artist.
''Even if you two duos weren't meant to make the final cut, you're still in the game! Hercule, Buu, you're in 86th!'' Don told the team, which got them in a great mood. ''Congrats, you still live another day.''
''Buu like Don guy.''
The big fat gelatinous being was just ready to hug the host, as the host just stepped back further to make sure that he didn't get hurt.
''Wait, Buu, don't break his ribs!'' his teammate shouted, as Buu just stopped the hug.
''Buu sorry for stuff.''
''I have no idea how you got here, but now you've gotta race hard.'' Don shrugged, not in the mood to deal with these two.
The two teams were finally running into the depature lounge, as they were just ready to grab some food, as Buu's stretchy arm was just grabbing food like it was going out of stock.
87th: The Strong Friends (Hercule & Buu)
Yes, it's time for the bottom five to show themselves, as there's five teams on the second challenge, five chances to survive and five potential pitfalls that could befuddle these-
''Which two teams will bottom out of The Super Ridonculous Race?'' the host asked. ''And when can I sit down?''
Chloe and Sabrina were both just going double time on the ''no-teamwork'' thing, as Sabrina just about managed to get about one of the three tokens and the other token just landed on Chloe.
Surly and Andie were really close to snatching the third token from a bush, as he was just trying to pick it out.
Joe and Sylvia were almost done with the challenge, but throwing tokens at a box wouldn't work this time.
PJ was just looking around for that damn third token, as Gabe was just looking fowards to a day in Chicago, but they were also working hard than Chloe.
Daphne and Velma were both also done with the challenge, as they were actually going with the much simpler method of just inputting the tokens.
''You know at this point, you're just gonna drop it.'' Velma told Joe.
''Try as you might, it's just a little off, my girl.'' Joe said, throwing the third token without looking.
''Sometimes, life works out in unexpected ways.'' Daphnie told Velma, just getting the tip.
Then Joe just managed to throw the last one in and take it for the team, leaving him and Sylvia to get ahead.
''Like that.''
''Wait, that actually worked?'' Sylvia asked, geniunely surprised.
''Yeah...I can relate!'' Velma exclaimed, also surprised.
The two teams were running to basically their salvation, as they were the first two teams out of the bottom five to pass through...but they were also one of the last teams.
''Wannabe superheroes, you get 89th! Young investigators, you get 90th! You're still in this damn race!'' Don announced, starting to get a little annoyed.
''Yeah, we survived!'' Sylvia cheered.
''Something tells me you don't want to stand up.'' Velma told the host, who looked on like she had something going on. ''It's okay, everybody has their limits.''
Don was still shocked.
88th: Dating Heroes (Joe & Sylvia)
89th: Young Investigators (Daphne & Velma)
''Er...who's going to be the last team still be able to win it...is it going to be the big squirrels, the brothers that deserve a second challenge or the worst person and the best person...yeah, I know that they're all losers, but there's only going to be two today.''
The three losers were actually about to clear the challenge, as it was really obvious that this was going to be a close one.
Surly and Andie were just good at wall-climbing even now, as they managed to get three tokens in at all the same time.
PJ and Gabe were both just trying their hardest to drop in the tokens pretty quickly and they were just pretty mad.
These two teams got their tips and they were sprinting like they were in the Olympics...even if they didn't have as much energy as an Olympian and-
''Oh, it's going to be a close one and they're not really the best runners in the world...so, who's going to make it, the squirrels or the awkward brothers...or whatever Chloe's doing.''
PJ, Gabe, Surly and Andie were definitely walking hard, but in the end...
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''Surly and Andie, the squirrels win the last seat to Chicago!'' Don announced, as the two of them were celebrating with their lack of energy. ''Sorry, Awkward Brothers, you guys are finally out.''
90th: The Squirrels (Surly & Andie)
91st: The Awkward Brothers (PJ & Gabe)
''Come on, there's definitely teams that don't deserve their position!'' Andie retorted loudly. ''I swear that's definitely true!''
''That squirrel girl is 100% right, so Don-'' Surly said, before...
''Like I said, the awkward brothers are out...so that doesn't matter.'' Don announced, making the squirrels feel a little bit weird inside.
''There's no way we're leaving so soon!'' Gabe shouted. ''I was about to-''
''You know, Mom's going to watch this on TV, right?'' PJ suggested, which won't be true.
*The Awkward Brothers' elimination confessional*
''You know, yesterday, I said that we're going to go far on this show...Man, it feels like we got cheated.'' Gabe said, ready to pull something.
''I remember you not doing anything...I don't know why I remember that.'' PJ attempted to remember.
''Yeah, yeah...my friends are going to mock me for losing to squirrels...seriously.'' Gabe exclaimed, sadly.
''And I think we wasted our time on this show!'' PJ said, as he was just a little miffed. ''At least we rode a zip line.''
*confessional end*
Don was just a little bit happier to see this team...to go home.
''Firstly, you weren't close and secondly, you would go only so far.'' Don announced. ''Also, you were eliminated!''
92nd: The Bad Friends (Chloe & Sabrina)
''What?! You're going to take me out of this race?!'' Chloe declared. ''You know my daddy's the Mayor of Paris!''
''And we're not in Paris...Sabrina, you've got anything to say.'' Don announced pretty happily and Sabrina was just looking a little angry.
''How dare you do that?!'' Sabrina exclaimed angrily.
These two were definitely not ready to be sent back to Paris so soon...even if they were really rich.
''Well, hope your flight back to Paris is really smooth.'' the host told the two of them, as he was just a little scared of what would happen.
*The Bad Friends' confessional*
''So, like, I just wanted to enter the race to get some more money and you know, get the best pictures ever, so that my Adrikins can see that I have a really good time.'' Chloe said, getting her sweet side out. ''Anyways, I had a fun time here, but...''
''Chloe and I are going to attempt to have a come back! My BFF and I need to come back to this race!'' Sabrina shouted happily.
''Anyways, see you soon, Don!''
*confessional end*
That was pretty much it and-
''Good luck with that comeback. And with that done, puts an end to the first leg and the first two eliminations!'' Don announced very loudly. ''Next time, the 88 teams hit Chicago...in The Super Ridonculous Race!''
To be continued with the second episode, where the battles in Chicago get started and then the next two teams will be eliminated in these crazy lights!
BTW, there's going to be things that are getting started!
Also, if you want to know who's finished this leg, here's a list for you guys to check:
Flight #1:
1st: Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
2nd: Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
3rd: Former Cadets (MacArthur & Sanders)
4th: Police Officers (Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde)
5th: Idiot Brothers (Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu Matsuno)
6th: Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri Sakazaki)
7th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
8th: Reality Show Villains (Heather & Alejandro Burromerto)
9th: The Mercenaries (Ralf Jones & Clark Steel)
10th: The Thief & The Agent (Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox)
11th: Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
12th: Women Warriors (Cammy White & Chun-Li)
13th: Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
14th: Karate Masters (Ken Masters & Ryu)
15th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
16th: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
17th: Cup Brothers (Cuphead and Mugman)
18th: The Mutants (Wolverine and Gambit)
19th: Kid Heroes (KO and Dendy)
20th: Prescutors (Miles Edgeworth & Franziska Von Karma)
21st: Babysitters (Sam Puckett & Cat Valentine)
22nd: Teen Agents (Kim Possible & Ron Stoppable)
Flight #2:
23rd: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
24th: Friendly Heroes (Athena Asamiya & Sie Kensou)
25th: Nature Lovers (Hayley Smith & Jeff)
26th: Adult Best Friends (Frylock & Bender)
27th: Zombie Fighters (Frank West & Chuck Greene)
28th: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
29th: Unlikely Friends (Shingo Yabuki & Benimaru Nikado)
30th: Brutal Fighters (Shen Woo & Kukri)
31st: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer)
32nd: Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
33rd: Obscure Fighters (Gai Tendo & Sho Hayate)
34th: The Harsh Fighters (Balrog & Vega)
35th: Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
36th: Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
37th: Cruel Old Men (Coachman & Stromboli)
38th: Lonely Warriors (Johnny Bravo & Jack)
39th: Odd Combination (Brick MacArthur & Dawn)
40th: The Pirates (James Hook & Mr. Smee)
41st: Low Key Scammers (Edd & Eddy)
42nd: Grandfather & Son (Rick & Morty)
43rd: Boyfriend & Girlfriend (Mickey & Minnie)
44th: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
Flight #3:
45th: Wrestling Tigers (King & Armor King)
46th: Fashion Bloggers (Thomas & Jennifer)
47th: Dog & Baby (Brian & Stewie)
48th: Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
49th: Hard-Working Kids (Ed & Rolf)
50th: Questionable Pair (Spy & Pyro)
51st: The Wrestler and The Promoter (Hugo & Poison)
52nd: Young Women Fighters (Kasumi & Xiangfei)
53rd: Dumb Roomates (Chris & Zach)
54th: Older Women Fighters (King & Mai)
55th: Treasure Hunters (Wario & Waluigi)
56th: High School Friends (Batsu & Hinata)
57th: Monster Girls (Morrigan & Feilicia)
58th: Demon Hunters (Dante & Trish)
59th: Girly Best Friends (Candace & Stacy)
60th: Bounty Hunters (Captain Falcon & Samus)
61st: Undersea Buddies (SpongeBob & Patrick)
62nd: Military Strategists (Sami & Max)
63rd: The Working Bros (Mordecai & Rigby)
64th: Mechanical Fighters (Peacock & Big Band)
65th: Father & Son (Hank & Bobby)
66th: Graffiti Skaters (Beat & Gum)
Flight #4:
67th: High-School Runners (Kagura & Tomo)
68th: Angry Critics (Nostalgia Critic & Angry Video Game Nerd)
69th: High-Speed Drifters (Takumi & Itsuki)
70th: Skeleton Brothers (Sans & Papyrus)
71st: Adult Sisters (Leni & Lori)
72nd: Odd Jobbers (Gintoki & Kagura)
73rd: The Young Mutants (Kitty & Kurt)
74th: The Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
75th: Dimension-Travelling Heroes (Star & Marco)
76th: Performing Animals (Alex & Marty)
77th: The Old Magicians (Merlin & Mim)
78th: Stretchy Fighters (Spring Man & Ribbon Girl)
79th: Old-School Brothers (Adam & Barry)
80th: Living Bears (Panda & Grizz)
81st: Camp Councillors (Emma & Xander)
82nd: Street Fighters (Terry Bogard & ''Blue'' Mary Ryan)
83rd: Supporting Friends (Alya & Nino)
84th: Secret Agents (Dudley & Kitty)
85th: New-School Brothers (Drake & Josh)
86th: Contrasting Siblings (Dexter & Dee Dee)
87th: The Strong Friends (Hercule & Buu)
88th: Dating Heroes (Joe & Sylvia)
89th: The Investigators (Daphne & Velma)
90th: The Squirrels (Surly & Andie)
Eliminated...badly:
91st: The Awkward Brothers (PJ & Gabe)
92nd: The Bad Friends (Chloe & Sabrina)
About the Awkward Brothers...these guys wouldn't have really added a lot in the future, mostly because even if they were solid characters, there's a LOT of solid characters and several teams of brothers, so they would be kinda redundant.
About the Bad Friends, though, they were 100% the first team to be eliminated, even if it would bring an interesting plot in the future, as Chloe ain't a good girl (If you have seen the show, you know what I mean) and Sabrina would just be dragged along for the ride.
The squirrels may have been slightly sized up, but they're still the smallest contestants in the game.
Also, Eggman and Boxman are going to do some BAD things!
So, see you guys with 92 teams duking it out!