The Valentines event is on so go out there and farm those chocolates. Also, try not to break any girl's heart. It can be very disastrous.
[Kitchen]
Arckerko: *Humming and mixing*
Acherko was making her favorite Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream since a there was a large supply of chocolate available, but quickly disappeared after many female Servants went to get some. Now there was some rumor that some of the chocolates have come to life. Soon three girls enter the kitchen attracted by the sweet fragrance.
Chloe: "Onee-chan, what are you making?" Gaining the older sister attention.
Archerko: "Oh you three came. Excellent~ I am making Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream~ I want your opinion on its taste." She went to the freezer and took out three cup-sized ice cream from the first batch she made.
Illya: "Häagen-Dazs?"
Archerko: "You don't know Häagen-Dazs!?" Shocked to hear from her younger self.
The three girls look at each other and confirmed that none of them know the name Häagen-Dazs. Archerko quickly gave each one of them a cup and spoon.
Archerko: "Try it~"
Miyu: "Chocolate?" Guessed from the first look of the ice cream color.
Each one of them took a bite and soon their faces fell in bliss (Foodgasm)
Illya: "s-such a wonderful flavor~"
Chloe: "so tasty, I might get addicted to it."
Miyu: "Delicious~"
The girls now took spoonfuls of ice cream and finished in a matter of seconds.
Arhcerko: "I knew you girls would love it. Afterall, it's my favorite ice cream in the whole world."
Chloe: "Your favorite ice cream- Wait does that mean Illya as well?"
Illya: "Eh? My favorite ice cream?"
Archerko: "Well since your a very young Heroic Spirit, you probably haven't encountered it from your older self-memories.
[Mission with Master]
Jugarwoman: "Master, I'm going to run wild." She quickly charges into battle defeating as much Choco-Servants she can. "Nyah!" After defeating a bunch of Choco-Archers *Chomp* Lancer begins eating her victories.
Master: "Lancer, there still enemies left." Pointing towards the Choco-Sabers.
Jugarwoman: "-Kafy (Okay)" She said stuffing her mouth with more chocolate before heading back into battle.
[Omake, Irisviel making Chocolates]
As a wife, she would most likely to make her husband homemade chocolates, but...
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*KA-BOOOOOM*
The Kitchen exploded. The oven was on fire and sp, the chocolate was brunt black to the core.
Emiya was devastated by the destruction of his sanctuary.
Girls were upset of the chocolate wasted.
Everyone in the family agrees to ban Irisviel from entering the Kitchen, unless she's with a professional chef or baker by her side.
