Ways to Ruin Zero Requiem!

by AlchemicChimeraLeech

Lelouch's plan's perfect or so he thought. This author is going to prove him wrong! Open to suggestions for later chapters. Chapter thirty, a beloved character in the CG world who don't have much power but now, Lulu and Zaku don't know what to get out of the mess that they're in...much less how they got into the sticky situation to begin with.

10. Lelouch Commands

Disclaimer: Can I buy CG stock? If there is even such a thing…

Dear author of this fiction, AlchemicChimeraLeech,

How dare you ruin Zero Requiem again and again! You would ruin the plan for world peace because of your little twisted fantasies!

Not only that, but you ruin it in the most absurd ways. Making Author bite Suzaku, making the Zero mask shatter, putting in a Mary Sue, make Suzaku run a naked streak…on international broadcasting. THAT WAS CRUEL. Making my father a guardian angel? I wouldn't trust him to guard a toilet, even getting CC's pizza obsession into this! I can't believe you use Sayoko to make Suzaku look like a fool, and even making Orange defy me. Such evil twisted plots!

You will be stopped; I will not die because of high blood pressure because of you!

Lelouch vi Britannia commands you to stop writing this story!

Signed, Lelouch vi Britannia

Dear Lulu,

…Your geass does not work on paper…and your plan was stupid…dying of high blood pressure's better!

Sign, the author

Dear wretch,

Don't call me Lulu! How dare you defy my geass! You ruined Zero Requiem almost ten times over. I'm going to be sending my royal guards to capture you. I'll give you a ten second head start.

Signed, Lelouch vi Britannia

Dear Lulu,

Your guards won't be able to get to me anyways; I think you better work on another plan that doesn't involve in you dying.

Signed, another witch?

Dear wretch,

You're worse than CC! What do you mean my royal guards can't get to you, and no Zero Requiem is fine, before you came along and ruin everything!

Signed, Lelouch vi Britannia

Dear Lulu,

Thank you for the compliment. And I'm beyond the world of C, so good luck attempting to get to me…anyways I have to go now, working on another chapter of this story! ^.^

Signed, the pepper witch

Dear wretch,

Where do you think you're going! I will get to you, evil twisted woman! You will stop writing this story. This I swear!

Signed, Lelouch vi Britannia

Author's note: A little correspond of how Lulu would react upon seeing this story. About time that the main character gets a say, sort of.

Suzaku: How come Lelouch get to complain first you made me suffer more!

Author: because he's the main character!

Lelouch: I can only complain? I can't stop you from writing more!

Author: …Nope!

Lelouch: Suzaku seize her!

Suzaku: *Pouts*Why do you get to complain first!

Author: *Knocks Lulu and Zaku out with baseball bats* Don't worry; they're too thickheaded for me to do any real damage. You'll see them in the next chapter! ^.^

Lelouch: Lelouch vi Britannia commands the readers of this twisted story to stop reading it!

Author: *Knocks Lulu out with baseball bat again*….He really is thickheaded… .