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Stop Touching Her!
Edd's POV
When I regained consciousness, I saw Ed attacking a green man. Yes, you heard right, Ed attacked some deformed, green-skinned man! Why am I here to suffer even more!? Why, did I take a wrong turn when I was sleeping? I don't like to complain, but this is just too ridiculous.
As Ed attacked the green man, the red guy, the guy who he introduced himself as the Flash was laughing, but not as hard as Eddy. The girl with the wings, Hawkgirl she claimed herself for some reason, watched in horror.
"Is Wonder Woman attacking J'onn, and mistaken him for a mutated something?" Hawkgirl asked.
"That's not Wonder Woman," said Flash.
"If it's not Wonder Woman - I mean she looks like Wonder Woman..."
"But does she acts like Wonder Woman? Does Wonder Woman attacks people for no clear reason?" asked Flash.
Hawkgirl was confused.
I stepped in.
"That's Ed," I said.
"Ed?" Hawkgirl was again confused, "How does a boy reincarnate to a girl?"
"Gee, you are telling me!" said Eddy, once again playing with the girl's breasts.
I slapped his hands from her...chests. *Sigh* One of these days, I just want to go out and get a vacation.
"Hey, why you do that for? It's my body! - well now," said Eddy.
"And if you dare touch Kara's boobs one more time, I will knock your teeth out, you understand!" Hawkgirl threatened the frightened Eddy, waving her fist as she glared angrily at him.
"That's harsh," I said.
"Do tell!" Ed said, before J'onn punched him in the face.
"Enough!" he roared, "I don't know what's going on, and why Wonder Woman attacked me - for some reason," he said, catching Ed digging for gold.
"Peanut?" Ed asked, offering the green guy a share of his, "Gold".
"No thank you, you keep it," said J'onn.
"You're loss," said Ed as he ate his/her booger.
J'onn had a disgusted look on his face., but then he scanned Ed's/Wonder Woman's body, and saw that it's not Wonder Woman, it was Ed.
"Ed?" J'onn asked him.
"Yep!" Ed acknowledged.
"Don't pick your - I mean her nose," said J'onn, now facing us.
"I don't know what kind of sick joke you guys are playing, but I don't like it. But I understand why Batman, Kara, and Wonder Woman aren't here. But there is a slight of good news," said J'onn.
"And that is?" I asked.
"And that is the effects should last for 3 days. However, what I could gather is that it was parts from the residue from Luthor's gas the other day when we fought him. Batman, Kara, and Wonder Woman were effected severely. We thought Batman was cured, but I could see I was wrong," he said.
"Question, how could you tell that it wasn't your Wonder Woman?" I asked.
"I scanned his mind," said J'onn.
"Ed has a brain?" Eddy asked.
We all ignored Eddy's comment.
"So we got to the good news, what's the bad news?" Flash asked.
"The mission, there has been a prison break in Gotham City. Originally, i was to have Batman, Wonder Woman, and Kara to handle it, but I'm afraid that i have to add two more.
"Us?" Flash and Hawkgirl panicked in unison.
"Yes, you two. They cannot be seen by the rest of the Leaguers," he takes a glance at Eddy rubbing Kara's butt, "- including Eddy."
"What?" Eddy stopped doing whatever he was going, and gawked at J'onn.
"You heard me, if Superman scans you, you won't say 'what', and I can't save you from his wrath," said J'onn, "So please, keep Ed, Edd, and Eddy out of the League's sight," he said.
"Got it!" said Flash and Hawkgirl in unison.
"And one more thing,' said J'onn, "Any villain that pops up, Ed Edd and Eddy, you must carry on their personas, which means you Double D, you need to be very street wise, and learn how to fight," said J'onn.
"Street wise, fight?" I was worried.
"Eddy, you need to stop touching Kara, and Ed..."
Ed was aloof.
"Get a book," said J'onn.
Author's Notes: Hi there people of the Internet! This is MegaRdaniels who gave you the update for the story, "Unlimit-ED". I hope you guys enjoyed this fic as much as I have. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Until we meet again, I bid you all an adieu and...
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