A/N: The songs are just what happen to play on Windows Movie Maker while I'm typing this. That being said, I have no idea how this is going to turn out. I'm just making it up as I go along.

~Squee~

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. Music blasted, instantly distracting everyone from their work.

"Ryuzaki, turn that off. It's annoying," Light sighed, not bothering to look at the detective.

Dam dadi do, dam dadi do dum dum~

"Light-kun, I can assure you that I have as little idea as everyone else as to where that music is coming from."

Matsuda gasped. "Maybe it's a secret coded message from Kira!"

"I highly doubt Kira would choose Dam Dadi Do to send a message." Light rolled his eyes.

"If, and this is a big if, this happens to be a message from Kira, then the term 'break your heart' could be a threat of death from heart attack." L said, taking a bite of his cake. "This could be his attempt at a threat."

Because you live, and breathe. Because you make in myself, when nobody else can help.

"…Alright, now I'm confused by the music choices." Light spoke.

With just a look, they shook. And heavens bowed before him. Simply a look can break your heart.

"…Miss Murder?" The brunette spoke again.

"Yes," the detective said, taking another bite of cake. "The possibility that this may be a message from Kira is now at 23%."

But wish no more. My life you can take, to have her please, just one day wake.

"…25%."

How can you see into my eyes, like open doors? Leading you down into my core, where I've become so numb. Without a soul, my spirit sleeping somewhere cold. Until you find it there and lead it back home. Wake me up! Wake me up inside! Can't wake up! Wake me up inside! Save me! Call my name and save me from the dark! Wake me up! Been my blood to run! I can't wake up! Before I come undone! Save me! Save me from the nothing I've become.

"If this is all a message from Kira...and these lyrics all have meaning associated with Kira…then this could be quite interesting…32%."

"Yeah, Matsuda might have actually been on to something." Light said.

"Finally, I was helpful!" Matsuda cheered.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around? Do you feel better now, as she falls to the ground? Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end. As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found. A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect. Every action in this world will bear a consequence.

"Hmm…37%. We should do an investigation of this and try to find meanings and connections within the songs."

Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out, got me singin' like na na na na everyday, like my iPod stuck on replay.

"…28%...If Kira were going to be so bold as to send a coded message, I doubt he would bother to include love songs…"

I'm bringin' sexy back. Them other boys don't know how to act. I think its special, what's behind your back? So turn around and I'll pick up the slack. Dirty babe, you see these shackles? Baby, I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave.

L and Light couldn't help looking down at the chain that connected them at the moment.

"39%...And add .3% to the chance that Light is Kira…"

"I'm not Kira!"

"Light-kun, be quiet and listen to the next song."

Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.

"…"

Malchik gay. Malchik gay, malchik gay. Malchik gay. Malchik gay, malchik gay. Malchik gay. Malchik gay.

"…I'm starting to suspect that Kira is a homosexual and has crush on me…" L stated blankly, not quite sure how to react.

I'll never break your heart. I'll never make you cry. I'd rather die than live without you.

"…The chance of what I have previously said is now 49% or at least Kira wants me to believe that."

"So, what is the chance of this being a message from Kira?" Light asked, still looking down at the chain on his wrist.

"I'd say around 54%. Since things involving breaking of hearts has been mentioned multiple times, there's a possibility this may have something to do with the heart attacks Kira causes."

(A/N: Skipping over a song because it's in Japanese…And from Shugo Chara! So it doesn't really fit with Death Note…Even if this is a really demented fanfic…Plus this is the instrumental version of that song, so it has no lyrics.)

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

"…I wonder when this chain of songs will end…" L wondered.

Light shrugged, eyes still glued on the chain. "Soon, hopefully…"