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Since I got positive feedback, I made another Saix and Mr. Whiskers chapter!

"Why DOES the Superior have a feline in his office? If it's not his, how did it get there?" Pondered Saix as he was strolling through one of the many bleach colored halls throughout the castle in a thinking pose much similar to Zexion's.

Meeooow

The Lunar Diviner jumped in place and completely froze. After swallowing hard he slowly turned around to meet the one he was now afraid of

Mr. Whiskers.

"You!" Saix yelled while pointing a finger.

The cat began to stand on its hind legs,

"Now pointing is not polite." Mr. Whiskers said in his British accent.

"Who are you?" Saix asked managing to keep his cool.

"Me?" The feline started as he began to walk slowly towards him, "My name is Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg erdorffvoralternwarengewisse nhaftschaf
erswesenchafewarenwholgepfle geundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutze nvonange
reifenduchihrraubgiriigfeind ewelchevorralternzwolftausen djahresvorand
ieerscheinenbanderersteerdee mmeshedrraumschiffgebrauchli chtalssein
ursprungvonkraftgestartseinl angefahrthinzwischensternart igraumaufde
rsuchenachdiesternwelshegeha btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedre hensichu
ndwohinderneurassevanverstan digmenshlichkeittkonntevortp flanzenund
sicherfreunanlebenslamdlichf reudeundruhemitnichteinfurch tvorangreifen
vonandererintlligentgeschopf svonhinzwischensternartigrau m."

Saix was dumbfounded. "Wait, can you repeat that?" He asked.

The cat sighed with annoyance,

"If you insist, my name is Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg erdorffvoralternwarengewisse nhaftschaf
erswesenchafewarenwholgepfle geundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutze nvonange
reifenduchihrraubgiriigfeind ewelchevorralternzwolftausen djahresvorand
ieerscheinenbanderersteerdee mmeshedrraumschiffgebrauchli chtalssein
ursprungvonkraftgestartseinl angefahrthinzwischensternart igraumaufde
rsuchenachdiesternwelshegeha btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedre hensichu
ndwohinderneurassevanverstan digmenshlichkeittkonntevortp flanzenund
sicherfreunanlebenslamdlichf reudeundruhemitnichteinfurch tvorangreifen
vonandererintlligentgeschopf svonhinzwischensternartigrau m."

Saix was wide eyed. "What kind of name is that?"

"A name of much importance." The feline summoned his sharp sword and pointed it at Saix.

"Well, well, well, what kind of experiment of Vexen's are you?" Saix took a step back from the dangerously sharp sword but the cat who I'm going to call Wolfe for short took a step forward.

"Experiment? This is nonsense I-"

"KITTY!"

Both heads turned to the right to see Demyx running after them with arms opened.

"Oh no." They both said in unison.

When Demyx was close enough, he picked up the fat cat and cuddled it even with its sword still in his paw.

"Good, nows my chance to get out of here…" Saix mumbled as he slowly took steps sideways hoping Demyx wouldn't notice.

The Melodious Nocturne stroked the cat's head with the back of his hand, the very evil eyes it had just had, had turned wide and he began to purr.

"Aww it likes me Saix! Where'd you get him? Saix?"

But the Lunar Diviner was gone, just like that.

Demyx shrugged it off and rocked the cat back in forth in his arms,

"I'm gonna call you… Gerald… No Frank! Hmm… Maybe Dave? No! Gerald it is!"

The Melodious Nocturne had a big cheesy grin on his face as he began walking back to his room with the purring Gerald or Mr. Whiskers or Wolfe in his arms.

XxXxXxXxXx

"Well glad that report is done!" Exclaimed Xemnas rather loudly as he cracked his knuckles. He was now going through mission reports and sitting in a BRAND NEW leather office chair Saix bought him, Xemnas was confused as to how he knew his chair had been damaged but he was just happy that he had a new comfy chair.

"All right! Lunch time !" He got out of his chair WITHOUT a squeak for the first time! This chair was able to manage his heavy, VERY heavy weight.

"Mr. Whiskers?" He called out again. Still no response.

"That's strange, he always comes when I call, hmmm… he's probably stuck in a door way again. Better go and get him before somebody finds him."

XxXxXxXxXx

"I'm Demyx! I'm gonna love you, and feed you, and cuddle you and change your diaper and brush you and play with you!" Demyx was so excited to have a new play mate even if it was an obese cat, he still loved it.

He was sitting cross legged on his bedroom floor and was making a small bed out of his bed sheets for Gerald.

The fat and lazy cat didn't seem to acknowledge what Demyx was doing; instead it was going to attempt a very, VERY HARD AND DANGEROUS jump into his new owner's comfy blue chair.

He was ready, the beast wasn't sure if he could make it, it was a life or death situation and he was going to do it. Getting ready, he shook his rear and leaped into the air just barely making it, he grabbed onto the ledge of the cliff. If he fell he was going to die, and fall a long way down, he didn't stop. He used all his mighty strength to pull himself up, he wasn't ready to die.

"Oh, lemme help you there Gerald!" Demyx said happily as he got up from his sitting position and over to the chair Gerald was having trouble with. The Melodious Nocturne had lifted Gerald's rear to help him in the chair, which worked.

"There ya go! Man, you are a pretty fat cat…But I like you!" He sat back down on the floor and was trying to form the sheet into a circular bed for Gerald and trying to make it as comfy as possible.

XxXxXxXxXxXx

"Oh Mr. Whiskers!" Xemnas called out loudly. He was searching for his beloved fat cat in the hallways of the castle.

"Hmm… He never leaves my office…"

"Do you like it? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Demyx asked Gerald after he had scooped him up from the chair and into his new bed on the floor.

Gerald just replied by plopping down and scrubbing his stomach.

"That's a good boy! Yeah, who's a good boy? Huh? You're a good boy! Yes you are! You're daddy's little angel!" Demyx cooed as he petted Gerald's big stomach.

With a loud squeak Demyx's door suddenly flung open and smacked the wall with a THUD.

"Demyx, how many times have I told you dude to take your toys out of the- Hey is that a cat dude?" It was no other but Xigbar. He slammed the door closed and kneeled down beside the fat cat.

"Yeah! It's Gerald!" Demyx replied as if Xigbar just walking into his room like he owned it wasn't a big deal.

"MR. WHISKERS!"

"Hey, isn't that the boss man?" Xigbar questioned as he stood on his two feet.

"Sure sounds like him."

"Who's Mr. Whiskers?"

"Beats me." Demyx replied with a shrug.

"Wait a second…" Xigbar trailed off, "Could it be that cat of yours?"

"You know, I never actually knew where he came from I just found him in the hallway with Saix." Demyx replied giving Gerald another belly rub which he enjoyed.

"If that's the Superior's cat and he never told us about it, then I do wonder what other things he's got hidden in that office of his. And oh do I see sparkles and light bulbs…"

"Sparkles and what? Oh no Xiggy! Are you a vampire? Oh no! Kingdom Hearts help me! Help us all!" Demyx yelled as he began running in circles around his room with his hands in the air.

The free shooter sighed and smacked Demyx in the head when he came running by.

SMACK!

"Ouchies! Hey what was that for?"

"I say you distract Xemmy and say you found the cat and I'll sneak into his office." Xigbar explained in a whisper.

Demyx rubbed his forehead where Xigbar smacked him and said,

"Oh, we should have like you know um… Signals! Yeah, like if something goes wrong or If Xemmy is going to his office I'll yell something like, Cock-a-Doodle-Doo! Or um… Wooo-Ooo-Wooo-Ooo!"

Demyx continued doing random outbursts and Xigbar just replied by a roll of his eyes.

"Or Nanananananana Bat man! Or we could use a code like the butterfly has wings! Or we could say I'm David Hasselhoff or-"

"Demyx."

"yeah Xiggy?"

"Just use something more subtle like-"

"You like the David Hasselhoff one? Great! Then it's settled!"

Xigbar face palmed himself.

End; Will Xigbar find Xemnas' MANLY journal? Or will Saix warn everyone about the cat?

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