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Invader Derp Productions Persents

"Honest Trailers: Invader Zim"

(Note that most criticisms in this fanfic aren't true. There just little things I saw about the show. Just did it because reasons.)

"WELCOME TO THE CRITIC!" A guy said. "DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT BIASED LIKE MR ENTER! ANYWHO LETS REVIEW A SHOW CALLED INVADER ZIM! SO LETS WATCH A CRITIC VIDEO I MADE!"

The video started up, with a disclaimer saying, "This might make You autistic, viewer- oh nevermind."

[A lot of swearing by the way]

"HELLO! SO INVADER ZIM, UH, GOING TO, YOU KNOW, REVIEW IT!

The characters, they freaking suck! YEP I'M BRINGING IN THE DISLIKE BUTTONS! I DON'T FUCKING CARE THOUGH.

ZIM! PLANKTON! BASICALLY PLANKTON! JUST MAKE HIM SCREAM JUST A SHIT MORE! ALWAYS HAS TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING REVENGE OR SOME SHIT RELATED TO DAT! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH I DON'T CARE!

NEXT UP THE GUY WHO GETS ALL THE TSHIRTS, THE COFFEE MUGS, EVERY FUCKING THING YOU CAN THINK OF! GIR JUST MAKES YOU WONDER THE FUCK WHY VIACOM DOESN'T REBOOT IT? BECUASE HE'S ED OR PRE-MOVIE PATRICK BUT MAKE HIM 10X MORE STUPID AND AUTISTIC! HE'S SO RANDOM IT'S SHITTY! Oh by the way HE screams a lot too. Except it's much more ear grating.

Dib, the hero antagonist! Just the fact that he's obsessive compulsive! ALWAYS HAS TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING ZIM! CAN HE HAVE AN INTREST IN ANYTHING ELSE YOU IDIOTS! Also yells a lot. But then the worst of them all, the complete, complete asshole who gets no come up-ins and wins a lot!

GAZ! Wow the obsessive compulisve disorders really is in the blood of the Membrane family. Seriously though, most of the stuff she does in the series is because of pizza and VIDEOGAMES! Here's this plot: She really FUCKING wants a Game Slave 2 or some shit, but this boy takes it. She's maad. OH BOO HO! SHE'S SO SPOILED AND A BRAT! MAN I TOTALLY LOVE THIS CHARACTER! AND THEN SHE GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO TAKE THAT GAME SLAVE, SO MUCH SO THAT HE ALMOST FREAKING KILLS HIM! So let's look at the fact at why she's the worst folks who are basically shooting their pistol at the dislike button you fanboys! So first off she's a much more cynical Angelica! A CHARACTER WE TOTALLY LOVED! Basically if you touch her Game Slave, she has to kill you in your fucking sleep. She doesn't get any come up-ins for almost killing an INNOCENT CHILD, and wins and continues to be a spoiled brat that shoehorns Dib Torture Porns!

SO WHAT DOES THIS TOTALLY HATED REVIEWER HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS SHOW? IT THINKS IT CAN DO EDGY HUMOR AND IS JUST SCREAMING!

Starring!

Plankton- Zim

Micheal Jackson in his highest pitched voice possible- GIR

Autistic Kid- Dib

Mandy- Gaz the Thug Life Liver."

[Setting: My House]

I was reading the terrible fanfic I made.

"WHAT WAS I THINKING THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE! I DON'T HATE INVADER ZIM HOW COULD I MAKE THIS!?" I yelled.

"It was me..." A voice said behind me.

"Who the hell are you?"

"THE SCARY CHIHUAHUA! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

Disclaimer:

I do not hate Invader Zim. In fact it's my favorite cartoon of all time. This is merely to poke fun at the criticisms of Invader Zim. I made up the obsessive compulsive though. And the only criticisms I agree with is Gaz not getting any come up-ins for her actions and the screaming. (By the way for Gaz fans, I like Gaz, it's just what I said before, you know.)