That's it. If my page breaks disappear one more time, I'm going to strangle something cute and fluffy.
Sorry for not updating in a while. I got in trouble and was grounded for a looong time. I had also tried to make this chapter longer. But, I failed. Hard. So, I apologize, but this is all that could come out of me.
Pfft... That's what she said. 8D
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Shadow jolted awake with a shout. His breathing was heavy, and he was covered in a cold sweat. "What the hell was that?" He shook the nightmare from his mind and noticed Silver asleep beside him. The white hedgehog appeared to have a tough night as well: his quills were sticking out in random directions, the fur on his chest appeared messy, and he rested his head upon his lover's arm. He suddenly remembered what had happened and grinned to himself.
Quietly and carefully removing himself from the bed, he made his way down the stairs and into the kitchen. Scourge was there, watching a pot of water boil over the stove. "Morning Stripes. Did my bed fulfill your sick desires?" Shadow's ears drooped. "Hey, it's alright. As long as I can keep my computer, you can have the room. I was planning on moving up to the third floor anyway." He smiled, tuning his attention back to the water.
"Where were you last night?" Shadow asked, pouring himself a cup of coffee. If there was anything guaranteed by the green hedgehog it was that he'd always have an attitude, and he'd always have coffee heated in the kitchen.
"Well. I came home to find my room taken by a horny hedgehog, so I had to improvise. First, I pulled the seaweed out of my quills." Shadow coughed, pretending to be innocent. "After that, I had to steal a few blankets from Sonic. Which he didn't fight about…strangely. I was suspicious, so I switched them with Amy's." He placed uncooked noodles into the boiling water, stirring them with a fork. "I slept on the couch. Woke up to find that blue bastard with a bouquet of flowers in his arms. Scared the crap out of me at first. You know, since he's gay and all."
"Have you even asked Sonic about his sexuality? He might not be how you imagine him." Scourge shrugged. "What are you making?" He watched as his friend poured a package of sauce into the pot and mixed it with the noodles. Shadow enjoyed the scent.
"Dude, ramen." He emptied the contents from the pot into a bowel and whipped out a pair of chopsticks. "If you want some I can make you a pack after-"
Sonic swiped the bowel from Scourge. "Aww, for me? You're too sweet."
"-I eat breakfast…" He growled with frustration. "Why is it that no one appreciates me? What the hell do I have to do to get you bitches to like me!?" He sighed, calming himself. "No big deal, Scourge. Just make another one." He turned back to the stove, ignoring Shadow and filling the pot with water again.
The obsidian hedgehog followed Sonic into the other room. "Have you been flirting with Scourge?"
"What? Ew, no!" He paused, noticing Shadow giving him an unconvinced look. One of his ears flopped down as he realized he was caught in the act.
"What do you have to say for yourself, Sonic?" He crossed his arms.
"Uh… Opposites attract?"
Before any heated words could be exchanged between the two, Blaze kicked down the door. Actually, it was more of a flaming charge. "Where is he?" She screamed, the lower lid of her eye twitching. The two hedgehogs were shocked, scared, and dumfounded. She didn't wait for her question to be answered, and immediately made her way into the kitchen.
Seconds later, Scourge screamed blood mary and rushed into the living room, wildly shaking his arm. "Hot! Hot! Hot! GAH!" A trail of smoke followed him where ever he went. Shadow figured the feline had thrown that boiling water onto his poor friend.
"Should I call 911?"
"Nah, let them fight it out first."
"Where is Silver!?" Blaze chased after the terrified hedgehog with clenched teeth and a flaming fist. As they rushed out of the room, Silver emerged from the kitchen with a bouquet of flowers in his arms.
"Shadow! Thank you for the flowers! You're so sweet!" He pulled his boyfriend down to his level and gave him a quick kiss before twirling up the steps.
"What flowers?"
Later that day, Silver forced both Sonic and Shadow to visit the injured hedgehog at a nearby hospital. Scourge was fine. He was basking in the attention and had a large grin spread across his face.
"Scourge… What happened to your fur?"
"It got burned off, man!" He turned to Shadow. "I told you that bitch was crazy!"
"Don't talk about Blaze like that!" Silver snapped, seeing as how he and the cat got along rather well, and since she seemed overprotective of the young hedgehog.
"Sorry little guy. But, it's true. She chased me all the way down here. It took like…five security guards to get her off!" Sonic pestered Scourge further by poking his exposed skin. "Stop it. That hurts."
"It's…pink."
"Well, if I pulled all your fur off, you'd be pink underneath too, stupid. It's the color of your skin."
"I'm not pink. I'm tan. Big difference."
"Why are you so stubborn!?"
"Cause I just am." Sonic crossed his arms.
"I hate you."
"I hate you more!"
"You idiot! You don't even have a reason to hate me!"
"Yes I do!"
"What is it?"
"The same reason as why your skin is pink." One of Scourge's ears flopped down.
"You know, Sonic. If that made any sense I might actually have some respect for you."
Shadow sighed. "Oh, the irony of it all."