This random side story was written by yours truly and co-written by [thegirlfriendoftheauthor].

It was Lincoln's decision to watch an anime. He remembered Nory's suggestion of Fullmetal Alchemist to be a great anime for his viewing pleasure. Opting more for romantic comedies in the anime genre, but he didn't mind giving this a try. It was the least she could do after hurting his anus after their "lesbian" encounter. He crossed his legs as Netflix provided what he needed to watch the anime. He opted for the 2003 series of the show and was in the process of watching. As he clicked on his PS4 controller to select the program, his mother came with another load of fresh laundry.

She was humming a tune as she put the laundry on his dresser. She turned to the lying Lincoln as he put the anime on pause.

"Getting ready for bed," questioned Rita as she put his clothes into the drawer. "You know it is sort of early of you." She winked. She looked to the television and narrowed her eyes alluringly. "Is that a sexy program. What do you call it? A hentai?" She bawled her fist and swayed it like a kitten. "Meow, meow, Linky," she told her son in a flirting manner.

"No, Mom," he scoffed. "Not everything I look at is going to be porn or hentai." He buried his face in the pillow. "And besides, I don't have any of that anyway. You guys give me enough action that I wouldn't have any needs to masturbate."

She giggled covering his mouth. "Aww, poor, poor Linky." She finished putting the clothes in his drawer. She put the laundry basket into his closet. Lincoln kept the anime on pause until she had left the room. Luckily, his father was home. It was the first in a few days since he has returned from his business trip. He was sleeping peacefully in his bedroom. The additional box he carried on his return speculated Lincoln of souvenirs. He hoped that it was the Death Note's L Funko novelty toy he wanted. The novelty toy of the infamous character eating cake. He crossed his finger in hopes that was the souvenir his father brought.

As he thought of other toys to add to his collection, Rita walked to the door and closed it, locking it. Before Lincoln could spit a vowel or a consonant, she put his finger to his lips. "Don't worry, dear. Your father is severely worn out from his business trip. The sleeping medication I have given him is enough for a 747 engine to crash into our home and he still wouldn't wake up." She giggled, crawling into Lincoln's bed. Lincoln sat on top of the covers whereas she was taking off her socks and her pants. She was already wearing a t-shirt, so the rest of her was in her t-shirt and panties. She locked eyes with Lincoln, waiting on his next move.

"So, Linky dear. What are we watching," she said as she patted the bed, urging the nervous Lincoln to get beside his mother.

"Fullmetal Alchemist," answered Lincoln as he nervously got into the position beside his mother. She assisted him with his clothing. She took his shirt, displaying his undershirt. She proceeded in pulling down his pants. She tossed them to the side.

"Now we are comfy," she said while smiling. "So, this Fullmetal Alchemist. Is it good?"

"Unsure," said Lincoln while shrugging his shoulders. "A friend of mine recommended it for me. Said that it was an anime that can put me into an emotional rollercoaster of excitement, adventure, discovery, sadness, and hope."

She nodded her head. "Whatever the program, I just want to have a movie night with my son." She leaned over him, kissing his shoulder. She continued kissing his shoulder, leading to his neck. She made a slight lick to his neck, making Lincoln shiver.

"Mom, Mom, Mom," said Lincoln. He knew his erection would protest him, but he wanted a night without sex. At least, not for the moment. "Mom, if you are going to be in here, then I just want to make a solid rule."

Rita paused. She returned to her composure, surprised to hear the firmness in his voice. "Yes, dear?"

"Can we just watch the show without any form of sexual pleasure," questioned Lincoln. "I will lie with you. I can sit on your lap. I just want to watch the show with my mom. Is that fine with you?" He went quiet in his voice. "With respect, please, Mom."

She rubbed his forehead. "Of course, dear. Anything for you."

"Thank you, Mom." He pecked her on the cheek. "Thank you for understand." At least for now.

"No problem, baby," said Rita as she kissed him on the cheek. You will have to fall asleep at some point. Then, dear old mother dearest would serenade you with a lullaby. Tee hee!

Lincoln and Rita watched Fullmetal Alchemist while snacking on popcorn and drinking soda. Rita wasn't really fond of anime, but didn't mind watching it with Lincoln. Honestly, she could see how attached many were to the genre for the graphics, the plots, the character development, and the emotions that draw the audience. She watched a sense in which she nearly teared up. Watching Shou Tucker turning his daughter into a chimera. The moment she passed away made Rita grip the covers. She began sniffling, making Lincoln turn,

"Are you okay, Mom," questioned Lincoln.

"I am fine," sniffled his mother. "Why would that bastard turn his daughter? For the name of science? Then that other bastard treating Edward like he isn't shit?" She wiped the snot from her nose with her sleeve. "I can see why you kids like this. This is like my soaps."

"Mom, not even your soaps come close to this," interjected Lincoln while snickering. "I am surprised that you are getting caught up into this. It's only fiction."

She coughed, covering her mouth. "Still, this is too much. You can too deep into the characters. It makes me cry."

"Never get too attached is what I believe," said Lincoln. "If you have watched some other animes, then you will be bawling your eyes out." He rubbed his mother's back. "She was a minor character. That how it plays out, Mom. So, relax. Hopefully, some other episodes can overthink that particular scene away." Lincoln clicked on the next episode of the series.

The mother and son were on their tenth episode of the series. Lincoln was lying on Rita's chest. Rita wasn't stunned, yet alone aroused to see her son resting on her chest. His hot breath was hovering over a nipple, making them erect. She kept her composure for Lincoln was still awake. She noticed the shift in heartbeat when seeing the cat burglar, Psiren, in a compromising position with the protagonist, Edward.

Rita furrowed her eyebrows. I hope Lincoln isn't developing feelings for that animated thieving whore. I may not have my skinny figure back in the day, but I have yet hear LIncoln complain. She placed her hand on Lincoln's shoulder, rubbing it gently.

"That's nice, Mom," mentioned Lincoln as he began yawning. He began laughing as he saw how Psiren was cajoling and fooling the Elric brothers repeatedly. "Too bad the boys are falling for such charms. I must say for an anime character, she is attractive."

If there was a background noise of glass breaking, it suited for Rita when she grabbed the controller and put it on pause. Lincoln got up from her chest. "What's the matter, Mom?"

Rita pushed Lincoln to his side of the bed. She got on top of him. The sweat and musk filled his nostrils. Despite his resistance, his erection was standing at attention. "You are finding that thief attractive, Lincoln?" Lincoln saw the water flowing from her eyes. If this were an anime, waterworks would shoot to the roof.

She grabbed Lincoln's dick, rubbing it gently. "Lincoln, do you want someone to dress like Psiren, baby?"

Lincoln's breath labored, feeling his erection leaking precum.

"Answer the question. Do you want me to dress like Psiren?"

"Where is this coming from?"

"Answer the question, Lincoln."

"If it makes you better, then yes, please."

"Good boy!" She stopped. She saw the wet spot leaking from his underwear. She smiled. She went back to the image of Psiren and left it on the screen. "Now imagine me wearing that outfit for that is what I am going to get for us." She continued rubbing. "Because you took so long, the punishment is to come in your pants."

Lincoln groaned as her gentle hands glided his dick. He knew he was close to climax. "Don't fight it, Linky."

Lincoln grunted as he felt his dick spurting milk in his underwear. She continued stroking until his orgasm ceased. She collected the residue and placed it in her mouth. "Meow," she purred to Lincoln. She stretched out her panties, preparing for more. "Kitty wants more cream," she purred. Lincoln closed his eyes as he felt his mother entering him.

As she going crazy in ecstasy, he did imagine his mother cosplaying as Psiren. She wouldn't be bad for the look. I won't let her know about it.

Meanwhile in a parellel universe...

Edward yelped loudly as he realized that he was lying in his bed. It was quiet, seeing rain dripping down his windowpane. He checked the other side to see his brother, Al. However, the bed was empty. He forgot that Al went with May on a special mission.

Edward return to his pillow, still reeling in the strange dream he had. He thought of the deceased Nina Tucker. It brought a tear to his eye for that was the one girl he couldn't save. Despite her father getting justice, it wasn't enough. He wanted to be responsible for his justice. Even for a moment, he wished he could revive the bastard so he could personally kill him. Better yet torture him until death.

I want to strangle that son of a bitch. And after he stops breathing. Karate!

Edward felt the hand of another person rubbing his face.

"What's the matter, sweetheart?"

Ed saw the tender, sweet blonde that he was glad to call his wife, Winry. She yawned cutely, kissing him at his chest.

"Nothing dear. Just go to sleep."

"Is everything alright sweetheart?"

He leaned to the other side and saw another blonde lying beside him. Despite their differences, they got along from time to time. RIza Hawkeye kissed his shoulder tenderly, carefully not messing with his mechanic arm.

"I am good, Riza. Just get some rest."

"Are you still having those dreams again? About Nina," questioned Riza.

"No, I am not," answered Ed. "Just other things."

"What other things?"

Ed raised the covers and saw the cat burglar, Psiren, kissing on his stomach. The blonde laughed, kissing further down until she made it to his third leg.

"I have been having these dreams," said Ed. "Dreams from another dimension of something. As if we were part of a universe designed by some author."

"What do you mean," asked Psiren.

"Like a boy named Lincoln Loud. He is from a place called Michigan in America, I think," mentioned Ed. "He has a harem with bunch of girls that are nearly driving him nuts or they are nuts. Just weird. They are so boxy and stuff. I don't know what to say about it."

"I think you have been practicing your alchemy too much," said Winry as she kissed his hand. She looked at the other girls. "I don't about you guys, but I am in the mood to cheer him up."

"I couldn't agree any more," said Riza.

"Way ahead of you," mentioned Psiren while winking.

Ed closed his eyes as he allowed the women to do their will.

Yeah, yeah. A dream. Maybe a dream.

Meanwhile, from the heavens above, there were a certain group of people watching the tirade in progress.

"Mother Elric," said the young child known as Nina. "What is big brother doing with those women?"

"Cover your eyes, dear," said Ed's mother. "Young eyes shouldn't see that."

"Yes, ma'am."

Trisha Elric frowned as she saw her son being taken advantage by those women.

The nerve of those blonde bimbos. Knowing that it took me alone to raise him and my dear Al. They take the benefits and I get nothing. They risked their lives trying to revive me. I must find a way to descend down to Earth. I will be damned if some blonde whores take advantage of my son. That is reserved for me. As for Al, I have other special plans for him.

"Take a number, sis."

Trisha told Nina to go along and play with her dog as she turned to talk to another person who had barely made it to the golden gates, Dante.

"I, too, would like to go back down and relive the moments," said Dante. "Though I must say your son is quite a catch."

Trisha puffed her cheeks when hearing Dante said something about Ed.

"I am sorry," said Dante. "Look, I want to go down there. You want a chance with Ed right?"

"I do," said Trisha. "Both of my sons."

"Let's see if we can arrange that," said Dante while laughing.

Both Dante and Trisha saw Nina staring at them.

"What is it, little one," asked Trisha.

Nina opened her mouth, releasing a voice that belonged to a teenager. They watched as her appearance transformed into a tall and long brown haired beauty.

"I want in as well," she said while smiling. "I want to see my brothers."

"Then that settles it," said Trisha.

Dante snapped her fingers. "Once I talk to the main man here, we are heading back to Earth."

"How can we," asked Nina. "Especially if we are dead."

"Must we forget that we are holy spirits," said Dante grinning. "We can make it happen. Watch me work." I don't know about you guys but Al and Roy have been on my mind. And I don't mean I have to sleep with them to see some action. Tee hee!

Hope you guys enjoyed this particular random side stories. It is safe to say where I am going with the latter half of the story. This particular half was written by [thegirlfriendoftheauthor].