S-A-L-L-Y that spells…TOTALLY AMAZING POKEMON MASTER!

Okay, so maybe it doesn't…yet. But Sally knows that some day it will. Is it today? No.

Anywayz peepz, Sally left off at an incredibly shocking part of the story where that nerdy looking guy with the terrible taste in fashion decided that he was going to ditch Sally on Route Three. GASP! What will happen next? Who knows! Oh wait, I do. Hehehe! ; D

Sally's Epic Poke-Adventure by mrsEdwoodcolongrl

Chapter Ten: O Sweet Temptation

Sally huffs and she puffs and she blows the forest down as she stomps her platinum cleats over to her two fleeing BFFs. She growls and prepares to show off her two hundred and fifty dollar golden grill, she taps Bianca and Cheren on the shoulder.

"Hey every-body! Sally is in dah house and she got a totally awesome new poke-grill!" Bianca and Cheren don't budge, "Uh peepz? Hello? Why are you paying any attention to me?" Sally shrieks into their ears before walking around to see their ug-LEE faces. She gasps when she sees a brown haired girl in front of them wearing the most hideous un-matching outfit that Sally has ever seen.

"This is what you guys are ignoring me for?" Sally screams stomping her angry poke-cleats. Once again, Sally is rudely poke-ignored.

"Bianca!" the girl that looked like she belonged on an episode of Barney and Friends says before pulling Bianca into a hug. Vomit-eyetis! "I missed you so much," the preschooler adds, "How have you been?"

Bianca beams for some reason, most likely out of pity Sally thinks, "Great," Bianca replies, "But not as great as when we used to travel together!"

The girl's giggle sounds like a farting orangutan; Sally glares at the girl, "Great, now you can like get lost so everyone pays attention to me again!" she burns into her mind. Sally laughs cutely to herself when she sees the girl approaching Cheren, "Oh look, she's going to talk to Mr. Grumpy Guts. That little preschooler is toast!"

The girl stops in front of Sally's mortal enemy number 563. "Cheren!"

"Touko!" he responds negative five times as cute as Sally. They run up and hug each other. Sally glares.

If looks could kill they would already be poke-dead.

Sally grabs Cheren by one of his jelly arms and pulls him away from the tiny tots girl. "Hey!" they both chorus, causing Sally to throw cheese balls at them to shut them up. Cause like that's totally what Animal Planet said to do when you go to the circus.

Sally puts her arm around Cheren, bringing him a dangerous one foot away from her superior hotness. Sally turns to the barneytear, "Back off girly! Cheren is MY boyfriend!"

Cheren struggles trying to push himself away from Sally, he takes out a crowbar before saying, "No I'm not!"

Sally twirls her award-winning hair with one of her newly manicure fingers, "Well he's my friend."

"No I'm not!" Cheren exclaims trying to naw his arm off to escape.

Sally elbows him and turns to the tot, "Well uh, he was my pokeslave once." The girl gives Sally a strange look.

"Help! Sally won't let me get away from her!" Cheren calls out still struggling to escape her clutches, "This is a fate worse than death itself!"

Touko looks at Sally, "Uh, do you think you can let go of Cheren? I don't think he likes that."

Sally rolls her fab poke-eyes gazing at the fab poke-sky, "Of course Cheren likes this, this is how we show our affections for each another!"

"No it's not!" Cheren shouts. He bites Sally in the arm, causing her to release him. Cheren then races across the path to hide behind a tree.

"Oww!" Sally shrieks, holding onto her neon gloves that flash all the colors of the rainbow, "That's it!" Sally exclaims taking a pokeball out of her new lightning Coach purse, "Cheren return!"

Cheren begins to scream as Sally races after him through the forest holding the pokeball in her hands to retrieve him. Touko turns to Bianca, watching the chaos unfold, "Is it like this all the time?"

Bianca slowly nods, "Yeah…"

AN HOUR LATER

Sally watches as Cheren and that young-looking girl go fishing in the lake. Sally takes out her highly fashionable golden binoculars and ducks behind a new shrub. "No one likes ANYONE better than Sally, GOT IT? Not even Cheren!"

"Sally?" someone calls out behind her sounding like a duck with a disgusting cold. Sally shrieks and drops her binoculars.

"Great Bianca, now look what you did!" Sally exclaims picking up the broken pieces of material and stuffing them into Touko's backpack. "Now I'm going to have to steal even more money from Cheren's wallet!"

Bianca ducks down to Sally's level, "Speaking of Cheren, why are you spying on him?"

"Like duh! Because he's with that Caca girl and I suspect that something EVIL is going on!"

"Nothing evil is going on Sally," Bianca states surprisingly sweet, "Touko is our friend."

"Ah-ha, gotcha!" Sally exclaims pointing a finger, "No one would want to be friends with you guys, she must be a spy!" Sally takes out her diamond encrusted poke-cell and dials a number, "Wait until the FBI hears about this!"

Bianca grabs her poke-cell and poke-shuts it off. "Sally, I really think you're over-reacting."

"I. Am. Not. Over-reacting!" Sally screams, causing a gigantic echo that makes thousands of pidgeys fly away, "Besides, that girl is up to something and the three-time Pokemon Master will prove it!"

Sally eyes widen sexily as she sees the girl handing Cheren something. "CHEREN NO! IT'S POISON!" Sally scream as she charges towards Cheren and tackles him into the lake.

Cheren rudely pushes Sally off of him and stands up in the lake, completely soaked and glaring, "SALLY! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Sally points a accusingly sexy finger at Touko, "She was trying to poison you, but don't worry I called poison control. She can't hurt you anymore!"

"But I just wanted to give him this fish food," the tiny girl squeaks all mouse-like, making Sally wish that she had a trap. Sally stomps over to her.

"Hmmf," Sally snubs, "As if I really believe that. Bianca! Eat the fish food and arrest this poke-criminal!" Bianca gives Sally a totally uncool 'what-the' look as Cheren steps out of the lake, trying to shake himself dry.

"Sally," Cheren says trying his hardest not to explode in her face, "Get away from my girlfriend."

"GIRLFRIEND?" Sally texts into her chat with Terri, she presses 'send', "That ought to shut her up," she states hotly, "Now where was I? Oh yeah, ahem, GIRLFRIEND?"

"Oh wait, I meant uh, my friend that's a girl," Cheren stutters, rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment, "I always get those two mixed up."

Sally stomps her highly fashionable poke-cleats and poke-glares, "How could a dork like you possibly have a girlfriend? I'm your girlfriend! At least until I find someone better to poke-a-man!"

"You're not my girlfriend! I don't even like you!" Cheren shouts, crossing his arms when he turns away.

"Well that's because you're an IDIOT and you have MAJOR poke-problems!" Sally stomps her right cleat, causing a small earthquake.

"Poke-problems like you?" Cheren says smugly.

"I. Don't. Have. PROBLEMS!" Sally shrieks stomping hard on the ground with her poke-cleats with each word. The earth begins to shake, it was like a Snorlax farted on Christmas Eve. Whatever that means.

"Oh no!" Sally exclaims, clenching onto her vintage Coach purse, "What do we poke-do?"

The four pokemon trainers(?) watch in horror as the Earth cracks in half (well actually Sally is too busy fixing her makeup to notice and that is like totally relevant to the story peepz, I mean come on!), separating the group.

Sally coughs cutely as the fog begins to clear. "Are you guys okay?" someone that sounded like dorky Bianca calls out.

"I think so," that loser Cheren responds.

The fog clears, causing Bianca to gasp at the huge crack in the earth between them. "Oh no! We're been separated!" she states.

Sally powders her nose and checks herself out in her pocket mirror, "That's okay, as long as I'm not stuck with-" Sally turns finding Cheren right next to her and the other two dorkzillas on the other side of the earth.

"AHHHHHHH!11"

Author's Note:

Uh-oh! Looks like the peepz are stranded! What will Sally think of next?

Anyways, there's chappie 1-0 peepz so remember to like read and review and fave and alert this ah-MAZE-ing story because I have a feeling that this is gonna be a keeper!

Until next time…Sally away!

XOXOXOXOX

SaL-GaL

(and no other) ; D