Ask Haruhi and The SOS Brigade! Chapter 10: Q7 YAY!, a haruhi suzumiya series fanfic

******ASK THE SOS BRIGADE!*********

***Disclaimer, since ppl have been buggin me...Haruhi owns me, i don't own her....yet.*******

Ta-Dah! Guess 'em ups! I'm so so so so sorry, but i forgot to remind you guys that this session was to be a gender-bender issue! Aww...and i wanted to see Mitsuro with a tiny face and a big package... Well here is the Official Announcement!!! CHAPTER 12 WILL BE A GENDER BENDER!!!!!! Why chapter twelve? Cuz i want to do another Fan invasion. So, if you think you have an interesting profile, or want a chat with me to go on the Fiction, send me a PM(Private message Kessie) instead of a review. Well, then---

Haruhi: Enough with the self-promotion you moron.
Dria: B-but we're getting so popular!
Haruhi: No, you are letting it get to your head, and forgetting to feed us.
Dria: And you are letting PMS take control.
Haruhi: *dot Dot dot* So you were announcing our new mascot?
Dria: Oh yeah! A lemon!
koizumi: Still think i could use a good lemon beating?
Dria: Oh, i know you could use a good lemon beating.*giggle* now take off your clothes.
Yuki:*nod*

leonazo

OK. It's my turn to ask some questions... MUAHAHAHAHA!!

-Itsuki-
1) You once said there's a lot of people with theory's about Suzumiya Haruhi. Why do you think YOURS is the correct one?
Itsuki: I doubt i will ever truly know if our theory is correct. Perhaps Suzumiya is just as much of a super utility in the supernatural sense as she is in everyday life, and every theory about her is a correct one.
Kyon: That makes a lot of sense.
ITsuki: I know, i sounded so smart right there, didn't I?
Dria: Yeah....uh here...*tosses cookie to Itsuki*

2) Just a Hypothetical situation. Instead of Kyon, it's YOU who are the key. Now, would you act the same? What will you do that Kyon does not?
Itsuki: Well, i would simply try to keep her happy by any means possible, as i always do. The only difference would be that i would be doing all the grunt work instead of being a secondary source.
Kyon: Uh...what's that supposed to mean?

3) Haruhi gets a Death Note. How will she react?
Itsuki: Uh.... Well, i suppose she wouldn't actually know what it did...but i would definitely try to get it away from her as soon as possible.
Mini Ryoko: And give it to me.
Itsuki: No.

-Kyon-
1) If you had to choose a couple between the brigade's members, and, (Just Imagine) you could make a combination of the best attributes. Who and which attributes would you choose? (Example: Yuki's body, Itsuki's brain, Haruhi's personality)
Kyon: Hahaha, there's no way i'd choose "Yuki's Body" too many pervy and homo jokes.
Dria: *smile fades as hope for jokes vanish*
Kyon: I'd choose...Mikuru's charm...
Mikuru: Ah! thank you!
Kyon: And Haruhi's persistant, never-give-up-hope attitude.
Haruhi: Really?
Kyon: Yeah.
Haruhi: You sure do need it you ol' killjoy.
Kyon: ...

2) Were would you like to travel to?
Kyon: Nowhere really. I mean, don't get me wrong, i dont want to stay in that hell-hole town, but it seems too much trouble to travel.
Tsuruya: Is it because the last time you traveled, you were drugged and taken to Austin, TexAS?
Kyon: Uh, maybe... What about you? Weren't you drugged too?
Tsuruya: Hohohohoho! No,No,No!~wai! I came here on my own free will.
Kyon: You're kidding.
Tsuruya:Nope.

3) Haruhi gets a Death Note. How will she react?
Kyon: This again? Uh, she begins to utterly ravage the world as she knows it...until she runs out of paper that is.
Mikuru: Heehee....
Kyon: What?
Mikuru: Nothing! it's just, Itsuki was so optimistic, and you kinda make it horrible! I thought it was sorta...cute.
Kyon:*BLUSH*

-Yuki-
1) Your name means Snow (If I'm correct). Why is that?
Yuki: Obviously because i was named "yuki" And i was placed in Japan where it's usually common to have a Japanese name.

2) Which are your favorites novels?
Yuki: The Girl Who Jumped Through Time, My StepSister is from the Planet Weird, Darkangel....
Haruhi: So basically everything, right?
Yuki: Yes.
Dria: I love you.

3) Haruhi gets a Death Note. How will she react?
Yuki: IDK, my BFF Jill?

-Asahina-
1) I've been reading some Isaac Asimov stories... Is the future anything like that?
Mikuru: Oh, it depends on which book, since some have aliens and some dont...
Kyon: Wait....time traveling aliens?
Mikuru: Ahahahah! No, no, nothing like that! *Smile*
Kyon: *nothing like what?*

2) There's a lot of people fanarting you all the time. People who imagines being with you. People pretty much in love with you. Hell, there's even people who wants to get married with you. What do you think about it?
Mikuru: Ah! i'm flattered, but sorry, i'm unavailable...
Kyon: *That face again...that face again...*

3) Haruhi gets a Death Note. How will she react?
Mikuru: Ah...
Dria: OK! Enough! What the hell!?!?!
Mikuru: *Uber fast* She'd-probably-start-a-crime-fighting-brigade-and-i'd-have-to-dress-as-a-sexy-officer!!!!
Dria: Admit it. You like cosplay.
Mikuru: Eh...heh?

-Haruhi-
1) Which is the best anime/manga/novel you ever watch/read?
Haruhi: Lucky Star... It's just so random... and every bit true!
Dria: Right?~wai! I love the mangaka girl, she's just like me! and Patricia Martin too!
Haruhi: I know! I love exchange students! i wish stuff like that would happen to me!
Itsuki: *anime breeze**anime sweatdrop*

2) Just Hypothetical. Aliens come and say you've got to go with them... Great isn't it? Well... they say you can't take Kyon.
Haruhi: Well, whats the problem? I'd just go, right? Say bye to my parents and leave. Whatever.*Semi-hyperventilating*
Itsuki: Are you allright?
Haruhi: OF COURSE IM ALLRIGHT!!!!!!!
Kyon: ...
Dria: Stop ending with that, now Itsuki's more interesting than you are! Remember the trouble we had with him!?
Kyon: !!!
Dria: Eh, it's an improvement.

3) You got a Death Note. How will you react?
Dria: You know... i'm so debating whether i should eat you right now.
Haruhi: what the hell is a Death Note?
Itsuki: I told you.
Kyon: Right, right, like i was gonna doubt the person with freakin' phsycic ability.

Keep the good work Up!! :)

Leon

SourKatana

QUESTIONARE
KOIZUMI: How would you react if one of your teeth got chipped?
Itsuki: Go buy Chiclets...
Dria: NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!
Itsuki: I'm only joking.*smiiiiiles*
Dria: Bastard...

Haruhi: Okay say that dream you had about Kyon kissing you was real(Not saying it was) and when you asked him about it all he did was blush what would you assume? But if he said that it was true what would you DO to him?
Haruhi: *Thinks for a moment**BLUUUUUUSH!!!*

Kyon: What would you say if you walked in the club room and Mikuru was naked?
Kyon: Ah....well....erm...
Haruhi: Answer the question Kyon.
Mikuru:*BLUSH!*
Kyon: Eheh, well i'd just enjoy the veiw, i suppose... ^^
Dria: Hells to the yeah!
Mikuru:*BLUSH!*
Haruhi: I'll kill you!!!!
Kyon: AGH!!!
*I'll leave this to your imagination*

Mikuru: Why don't you lock the door when you change?
Haruhi: It's because secretly, she WANTS somebody to see her perfect body!
Mikuru: *BLush!* No not at all! I actually do lock the door... somebody comes behind and unlocks it!
SOSdan: *stares at Haruhi*
Haruhi: What!?

Haruhi: What would you say if Kyon Died at the hands of Ryoko Asakura?
Haruhi: what? But she's in Canada.

Haruhi: What if you were a GOD?!?!?!?!
Haruhi: What do you mean, "If?" I AM a god!
SOSDan: *Holds Breath*
Haruhi: Who else is as amazing as i am!? I am totally the coolest!
Kyon: *there you go with that "totally" freaking us out again*

Kyon: Why did you keep those Mikuru pics huh?(Implied so Mikuru and Haruhi can hear)
Kyon: Wh-what pictures?
Mikuru: ~Wai? 3

Haruhi: WHat if Mikuru was a time traveler, Yuki was an Alien, and Koizumi was an ESPer?
K done good luck with your hentai fantasys of Kyon Haruhi(Make sure she hears that!)
Haruhi: HAHAHA! As if to Both! Maybe Itsuki would be cool enough, but Yuki? No way! And Mikuru is so cute, i would never allow it!
Kyon: I don't think that would be something you could control...*Technically, i'm a time traveler too...**Feels left out*

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Zeek72

I've only got a few questions this time.

Kyon:

1. What's your opinion on the theory that the reason you're not supposed to get too close to Mikuru is that she's related to you?
Kyon: *Drops to floor* !!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikuru: Um...a-are you allright?
Kyon: !!!!
Haruhi: Aw, he's fine.

2. How's it feel to watch your self get stabbed and know you had to let it happen?
Kyon: I would do anything to protect the ones I love.
Haruhi: Yeah, if it didn't involve any work. All you had to do was sit there and get stabbed....and how was that protecting the ones you love?
Kyon: I...I just wanted to sound cool.
Dria: Competition with Itsuki gettin' to ya?
Kyon: Damn smiley bastard...

Yuki:Shortly after you re-created the world Kyon confronts you in an attempt to get you to change it back and Ryoko stabs him. Why did you feel the need to set her up as your protector, did you think Kyon would try to get you to reverse what you did and figured Ryoko would be the best deterrent or is it that deep down you wish Kyon dead?
Yuki: Huh?

Ryoko: How does it feel to know that in an alternate world you got to stab Kyon during a cold night, watch him drop on the side walk and start bleeding to death?
Mini: Deprived. Why wasn't it ME?!!!
Yuki: It was you.
Mini: You know what i mean you literal moron!!! Wai---aggggggh!!!!*shoved into Yuki's dufflebag*
Dria: Remind me not to get Yuki-chan angry...

Dante's blade

Hahaha, this seems like fun, i liked the way you make the characters talk heh for a moment i think they are the real ones answering
Dria: Uh...yeah that's, uh...kinda the point...

So i got some questions as well(sorry if my english is bad or any mistakes hehe)

Koizumi
Does it hurt to smile so much?
Itsuki: Of course not! i have strong facial muscles...it makes me the best kisser around, hahaha!
Dria: I don't beleive it...
Kyon: He really is the perfect man...* Non-gay comment you Yaoi freaks*
Dria: No! i mean i don't beleive he's the best kisser! i should prove this!!
Kyon: Uhh....

Could you say no to Haruhi once?(at least just once?)
Kyon: Uh, i could, and i've tried... but would you like to have a homicidal woman clawing at your throat?

Nagato
Do you think there is life on Mars?
Yuki: I could ask. I have never been there.

What does it felt to stop a knife with your bare hands?, or do you feel any pain at all?
Yuki: All i will say is that it will hurt you.

Since Kyon said on one of the later chapters he cares for you on a sister way, do you fell the same way for him but as an older brother?
Yuki: I really don't care at all.
Kyon: Really?
Yuki: No.
Kyon: wait...what?

To all SOS members, less Ashahina
Does Ashahina´s tea is really so good?
All: YES!
Dria: Woah, is it just me, or did an orgy just happen?
All:*Wiggles their bare feet*
Dria; Ha, that's what i thought.

Kyon
You hate your sister or in the inside you feel that big brother love for her?
Kyon: A little of both.
Imotou-chan: Waaaaah!!! Big brother said he hates me!!!!
Kyon; What? Are you retarded?! i just said i loved you, too!
Imotou-chan: I know, i just wanted you to say it again, hee hee.
Kyon: Rrr.....you little...

If the situation arrived and you needed to protect the SOS brigade and its members, would you do it even if it meant to put your life on the line?(you know what i am talking about, i mean the life and death moments of your life)
Kyon: Maybe, but only for Mikuru or Yuki...hehe.
Haruhi: **Censored for extreme content**

What weird supernatural and all powerfull force made you talk to Haruhi and how do you tolerate her? or is she really not that bad as you put her
Kyon: Put her? Huh? And i only talked to her cuz she was weird...jeez, i don't know.

What do you think about Koizumi´s metaphors?
Kyon: They're a load of shit.
Itsuki: Watch your language.
Kyon: You see what i mean!?
Dria: I think the starvation is going to his head...Here, have a taco. ^^ *stolen from the Last Unicorn*

Haruhi
Why did you get Kyon on the SOS if he is normal? (no offense Kyon)
Haruhi: Well, i needed a grunt, of course. People would think the Brigade was weird if we din't have at least one mundane on the crew.
Kyon: I hate when people ask that question.

Do you really think Kyon is the idiot you say he is?
Haruhi: Yes.

When you were little you liked John Smith?
Haruhi: that's a statement, not a question.
Kyon:*grin* So it's true?
Haruhi: Oh look...grass...
Dria: I SWEAR I QUIT---- oh you mean...nevermind...

Would you cancel the restriction of drink alcoholic drinks or you will let it forever?
All: Let it be!!!! Let it be-ee-ee!!!!

Well that is all for now, i hope you can read and answer the questions, so keep it up with the good work Dria-san, even if you dont answer i will still watch this fic to the very end XD

Lightning Master Zero

Very good story one of the best ive read in a while. if it would be okay i have two questions fot them myself.

One: Kyon what is your favorite Mikuru outfit.
Kyon: Ah, well i adore the maid costume, because it covers the most skin.
Mikuru: Kyon, that make me happy you said that.
Kyon :Just doin' what i do.
Dria: Well, i like her in nothing.

Two: for the girls if Each of you had three hours alone with Kyon what would you do in them? cand be anything at all. (sry Itsuki but to me you have more sugar in your tank than Little Richard)
Haruhi :Make him fix that stupid website he made!
Yuki: Read.
Mikuru: Try out some new tea recipes!
Dria: Rape him.
Kyon: *in high voice* Let him go!

greenthunder17

question to everyone what would happen if kyon and only kyon was to turn female in front of you guys
Kyon: What!?
Haruhi: Not much. I doubnt being a girl would change his awful attitude.
Yuki: *Shrug*
Mikuru: We could dress him up real cute!
Imotou-chan: Yay! i have a big sister!
Itsuki: Well, that would be interesting.
Tsuruya: OMYGAWD YES!!!!!!!!!!!

and to haruhi would you treat kyon the same if he was always a girl or would you treat him like mikuru?
Haruhi: Probably treat him the same. He's so boring, it really doesn't matter what gender he is.
Dria: so in other words, you would love him no matter what?
Haruhi: WHAT!? NO!!!

technicly this is not gender bending if it only affect one person
Dria: Uhm, yeah, it kind of is.

facexorxvalue

Ah... I love you all and the image of some if not all of you nude... (How inappropriate.)
Dria: No worries, i get to see it all the time ^^
Kyon... now that I know your whereabouts, (our at least some of them), I WILL FIND YOU. Watch for me.

Haruhi~ Dont worry. I'll give him back~
Dria&Haruhi: You Better

VoidArmour

Interesting concept. Let's see...

SOS Brigade: Who (or what) actually is Tsuruya?
Mikuru: S-she's a friend of mine...?

Tsuruya: Who (or what) actually are you?
Tsuruya: What the hell is that supposed to mean, jackass?!
Dria: Tsuru-chan!!!
Tsuruya: What?!
Dria: Don't call the guests jackasses!!!
Tsuruya: WHY?!
Dria: It's rude!
Tsuruya: But he--i mean--and i--and....forget it...

Itsuki: Since I doubt your organisation would have overlooked placing someone in Haruhi's school, who was meant to observe her before you transferred in?
Itsuki: You seemeed to have spelled Organization incorrectly.
Kyon: they have.
Dria: Hmm, yes, so it would seem.
Mikuru: I believe so.
Yuki: Interesting observation.
Haruhi: Indeed.

Haruhi: Don't you think the world would be a better place if there weren't any wars in it?
Haruhi: Hell no. Then what would we do with all the cool l4z3r (4nn0n5?
Kyon: I don't think they use laser cannons in modern warfare.
Haruhi: AHMA CHARGIN MAH L4Z3R5!!!
Kyon :Of course you are...

Yuki: How widespread are the IDTE interfaces, and how would I go about making contact with one?
Yuki: Try banging your personal computer with a shoe, or just keep returning to this fanfiction to contact myself. That seems the simplest way of going about it.

Mikuru: Do you have any investment tips?
Mikuru: Buy cheap, sell big.
Dria: Wow, it's like your personal motto. *Gropes Mikuru*
Mikuru: AAAAii!!!

Ryoko: Surely you must have known about the Kyon in Yuki's spare room when you tried to kill him, right? So how did you think it would have turned out if you succeeded?
Mini: Of course i knew! i know everything! I'm far greater than any prototype such as Nagato!
Yuki: You didn' have a clue did you?
Mini: I'LL KILL 'EM!!!

Kyon: Have you ever considered the possibility that the supernatural brigade members have been lying to you as to precisely who has the god-like powers?
Kyon: ...What?
Dria; GASP! Oh, that's one of the most brilliant observations i have ever heard about the series!!!!!! Care to elaborate!?

Haruhi: Have you ever considered making an Abridged Series?
Haruhi: What? Like of The adventures of Mikuru?
Kyon: No i think like, other anime.
Haruhi: Oh! Like the Naruto one?! I loved that! "Are you serious?! thats like santa clause delivering frozen treats to all the good children of the world on christmas eve and then crashing into a tree!!!" Ahahahahahhaha!!!
Kyon: Uh, yeah, something like that...

All: Who would you most like to see alternate-gender versions of?
Itsuki: Haahah, Suzumiya. It would be humorous to see if her ideals changed the way her powers worked.
Haruhi: Mikuru! Jeez, a boy that sexy...YUM!
Kyon: Itsuki, just to have another cute girl around.
Haruhi: Aha! So you WOULD date Koizumi!!!
Kyon: Knowing him, he'd probably turn into a lesbian...
Itsuki: That hurt.*SMIIILE*
Mikuru: Ah! i'd like to see kyon! Then i could have a cute little girlfriend! Heehee!
Kyon: *Awww...*
Yuki: Myself.
All:*STARE*

That's all for now. Thank you very much for your time.

gcleemon

nice, nice oh and i have a question for haruhi: if she saw kyon and kouzumi making out on the roof would she yell "YOAI ALERT" into a megaphone , take picutres of it or do both?
Haruhi: Both! Both! i would totally so do both!!!!!!! *Grabs Megaphone* YOAI ALERT YOAI ALERT!!!

Gladiator Beast MCK

Very well then. My Gladiators and I shall provide you with epic questions of epic stupidity.
Dria: Well, i do like anything epic.

Kyon: How come the Disturbed song "The Night" sounds like a certian situation you got in with Haruhi?
Kyon: Holy sh---- thats eerie. Um.. I wrote it, hahaha

Yuki: Can you sing "Hatsune Miku no Shoushitsu?"
Yuki: No, becuase i don't like leeks.

Itsuki: Would you be bothered if you were in a room filled with Naruto fanatics?
Ituki: *hyperventilating* n-no, n-not one bit....H-hinata.... Rock lee....Hoo hee hoo hee....*stressed breathing*
Dria: He CAN get pregnant!

Mikuru: Have you ever resorted to using physical violence in anything? (Not including alternate universes.)
Mikuru: Never! There hasn't been a need for it yet!
Haruhi: Except in bed.
Mikuru: Eh!? N-no!
Haruhi: Hehehehhe...

Haruhi: How many times have you found explcit pictures of you and the brigade and how do you react to them?
Haruhi: Huh? I find pics all the time, and they're nothing that unusual.

Everybody: How would you react if I told you that there was an alternate universe where Kyon has random kung-fu, Haruhi has a magic red guitar, Itsuki gets his ** kicked for opening his mouth, Yuki has a pro wrestler for a superior, and Mikuru gets assaulted by poke balls?

Thanks for taking the time to look at these. Be sure to check out the CRACK brigade! (Sorry for the two plugs. I couldn't resist XD.)

Juko the Creampuff

Guess who... Heehee

Dria:oh HAY-ELL noes.
okay well here are the questions of the second
Extra: (because my old question was worded wrong) this is for yuki, how would you explain the fabric of time being connected to haruhi's interal cravings.
Yuki: I wouldn;t know. That is more Mikuru piont of knowlege.
Mikuru: Ah! Well, thats classified anyways.
Now for the creampuff's to ask their favorite characters questions.
Dria: Ah! Jukojukojukojukojuko---suko? Why are you....
Suko: I deserve to go first. Okay haruhi, knowing you can get what you want, why not use it for more "selfish" reasons?
Kyon: Uh, thats kind of the ONLY thing she uses it for...
Dria: I think he means for more...lemony purposes.
Itsuki: Ha. You said lemon.
Haruhi:*ignoring the others* Well, because i'm such a kind an considerate soul who dearly love Spreading joy all Over the world with Suzumiya haruhi!
Furry: I wanna ask something! okay itsuki could you beat kyon in a fight?
Dria:( I love you Furry~chu! Say hi to Inuko for me!)
Itsuki: No. He won the last two times.
Kyon: You mean the second movie and the scavenger hunt? Those dont count as fights Koizumi...
Buko: yuki this one is for you. What do you think is an appropriate way to keep haruhi in balance?
Yuki: Sex.
Kyon: She said APPROPRIATE.
Yuki: It's not like i said "Sex ith Kyon." Haruhi finally being able to react by pure instinct would help her become more comfortable with the way things are.
Kyon: ....
Luko: kyon, why do think haruhi relies on you so much if she is the one that does everything?
Kyon: She doesn't do anything but get us into deep---- shoez.
Juko: and mikuru
John: wait your favorite member is mikuru?
juko: she makes me feel happy
suko: you fruit
furry&Dria: yay fruits
buko: no furry he is calling juko a fruit
furry: which fruit?
suko: the worst kind
furry: brocolli
Dria: Noes! I like broccolli!
Luko: uuhh juko just ask the question before Dria gets mad that we are taking all the fan space
Dria: Thank you Luko, you took the words right outta my mouth.*pouts lip*
Juko: fine... umm mikuru, what is in the future that isnt classified?
Mikuru: Well, ah...its very...futur-ish?
Scott: now for Dria's question
Juko: nothing personal now
Scott: you mean like when she hit me and
Dria: Finish that sentence, John.
Suko: are you retarded
Furry: Who's retarded?
Juko: nobody furry
Furry: who's that
Suko: you
Furry: yay im a nobody
Scott: well let me see... Dria how would you shape the world
Juko: that's it?
Dria: Really?
Scott: what
Suko: That was nothing like your last comment
Scott: hey at least I didnt ask her another personal thing like why am i forced to stand and watch her watch two guys strip
Dria: Cuz you have no control over that babe.
furry: yay
Suko: furry thats a bad thing
Dria: No, Suko, that's a good thing.
furry: yay
Suko: fruit
Furry: what kind of...
juko: okay let me wrap this up, we are stealing spotlight
furry: but this is a story
suko: that is true
Dria: It's not!
juko: anyways let me ask this one last question to all of you, even your flying piggys. What is your favorite phrase to say?
Haruhi: KYON!!
Kyon: What?
Haruhi: Thats my phrase. What about you?
Kyon:*It's not "Totally?"* I don't have one.
Itsuki: Mine is smile and the world smiles with you.
Dria: Fruit...
Itsuki: What kind of---
Dria: LEMONS!!!!
Ituki: Owowowowowoowow!!!*pelted with lemons*
Mikuru: Mine is "I love you"
Dria: Mine too!!! *sqwee!*
Yuki: LOL
Scott: well i guess thats enough questions for us
Juko: maybe we should make our own story like this.
Furry: and talk a lot
suko: you do that anyways
Scott: Shut up you guys, Dria is going to get mad
Dria: (It's ok its ok....)
(silence)
Suko: so?
Dria: RAWR!!!!*OMNOMNOMNOMNOM on Suko's face*

inuzuka pau

This is fun stuff. I'll try.

To Haruhi: You must answer this with honesty. Do you actually have a chocking fetish? Seriously, always dragging Kyon by the tie... Have you even thought of a safety word? (It can be banana)
Haruhi: What the hell is a chocking fetish?
Dria: I think they mean "Choking."
Haruhi: Oh...wait. Banana? What kind of fruit would say---
Dria: Lemonsssssssssss....
Haruhi: Uh...ok...
Dria: Heay! Do you happen to be blonde and short and obsessed with maplestory?!?

To Itsuki: Have you ever tried to be, you know, not so damn ambiguous? Would it kill you to give a straight answer for once?
Itsuki: Have you ever noticed that i have REALLY shiny teeth?
Mini: Nope, the idea never crossed my mind. Fruit...
Itsuki: What kind of---
Dria; LEMONS!!!*pelts Itsuki with Lemons*
Itsuki: *owowowoowowowow*

To Mikuru: Tell the truth, you're just feigning that moeness, aren't you? There's no way someone can be that adorable.
Mikuru: Y-you think I'm a-adorable!? Oh! thank you, thats too kind!
Dria: Damn, she's a natural at this kind of thing...
Mikuru*I know, right?*
Dria: *Mind officially goes BOI-YOI-YOI-YOING!~!!!*

To Yuki: As an avid eroge user, you must answer me this question: Do you cheat to beat them, like you did with the match with the Computer Club, just to ge to the naughty parts faster?
Yuki: No, i play them completely. If i care to watch hentai, i will go straight to the source.
Dria: Eww...

To Kyon: I have no question for you. I'm mad at you, you know. You have your own personal harem of hotties and you do nothing to get any of them. You are a disgrace to all the heterosexual males in the world. Be gone from my sight!
Kyon: Hey, now, i resent that! What makes you think i HAVEN'T tried!? And maybe im just a romantic kinda guy, and i don't look at girls like peices of meat! Besides, who in their right minds would go after Haruhi?
Haruhi:**RRRR**

Now I think I'm done. I'll leave now.

Kyon: Wow, are you ok? You're hyperventilating.

Dria: So much work...*huff* Barely an hour...*huff* Yukiiii....

Yuki: Thank you for reading , please leave questions via review. Your comments are appreciated and pondered.