Disclaimer: No, I'm not Stephanie.

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"Okay, Bells. We have to make you look sexy because.. well, Edward will be jealous." Alice chirped.

"Define sexy."

She threw me a skimpy bikini and a low cut pink tank with a pair of short shorts that say Hottie on the ass.

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

We handed out invitations the day before, giving one to the whole school, except for a few certain people (cough,cough,Jasper,Cough.)

"Hello beautiful" Edward had said when I handed him the invite." Is this an invitation to a party in your pants, cause I'm totally there."

"It's a pool party, retard."

"Let's make like laundry softener and Snuggle."

"Cheesy."

"Did you fart, cause you just blew me away."

"Cheesier."

"what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

"Cheesiest."

"Whatever."

Alice and I set up the backyard and house with party decorations and made sure to invite Jacob.

We made cookies and snacks, but most of the batter ended up on our shirts.

Alice bought me a cute green sundress because I refused to wear the whore clothing.

"Darling, you have to play a whore to get a whore." She had said to me.

A grin stretched across me face.

She could always make me feel better.

Guests started arriving at 4:00 o'clock because Alice had promised dinner, and let's face it... people were cheap. We ordered a ton of large pizzas from a shop in Port Angeles.

Jessica and her friends came, and as did everyone else Alice invited.

Edward came around 5:00 with a few of his friends. He was wearing deep blue swimming trunks and a Billabong shirt. And holy crap was I about to hyperventilate when he pulled his shirt up in the slightest, exposing his flawless, gorgeous abs.

"Hey." He smiled at me. I hated being so short compared to him, just one teensy look down and BAM! he would be able to right down my shirt.

"Hi." I smiled a little back, but he probably couldn't even tell.

"This is Alice's house, huh? Cool."

"Uhh... yeah."

"So do you come here often?"

"I practically live here." I admitted.

"I'm looking forward to the party." He flashed a dazzling grin." I'm a party person."

"Of course you are." I turned on my heel to the kitchen, where Alice was making Shirley Temples.

"Hey Bella, could you grab a towel out of the laundry room? Grenadine is so not good for my mom's counters..."

"Of course Alice, be right back."

The laundry room was up the stairs and to the left, which I would know because I'm a klutz and somehow I had to clean the blood off of my shirts before Charlie saw.

I swung the door wide open after tripping on the stairs.

Ther, right in front of me was Edward Cullen, absolutely frenching Sophie DeMarcus.

I sheilded my eyes, grabbed a close orange towel and stared in anger.

"You fucking whore." I said calmly.

He looked up at me after he let Sophie breathe." Please Bella, this really isn't what it looks like."

His burning golden eyes stared at me under a thick fringe of lashes.

Sophie was soooo much prettier than I was. She had long blonde hair and pale blue eyes and wore designer clothing.

I ran back down the stairs to Alice when the doorbell rang. I could hear Edward coming after me.

"Jacob!" I giggled happily.

He pulled me into his arms and kissed me lightly with a burning passion.

Behind him, his two friend stood and watched in amazement.

"Hey Bells. You look great, is that a new dress?"

I smiled and blushed. Only such a caring, sweet person like Jacob would notice that.

"mmhmm." I nodded and kissed him with fiery intensity because I knew that Edward was standing acroos the living room, hair rumpled, eyes in pure astonishment.

This was going to be an amazing night.